Topic: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites. (Read 50736 times)

scarred · « **Reply #250 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 12:51 »

I knew it

Liz is secretly Wilford Brimley

Lummer · « **Reply #251 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 13:45 »

You are all cousins.

phooey · « **Reply #252 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 14:41 »

Lummer gave everyone, even his loved ones, a differently patterned, embroidered Snuggie for Christmas. Everyone is worried but not sure how to approach him about it.

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #253 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 15:04 »

snuggies are one of those things that I have heard lots of people giving as 'joke' presents but no one ever complains about having one.

Alex C · « **Reply #254 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 15:46 »

You must not work retail. My sister's mentioned a few times that the return rate on those things has been ridiculous.

Scarychips · « **Reply #255 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 15:47 »

Dollface is The Word.

Lines · « **Reply #256 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 17:14 »

Lummer is the reason that rocks fall and everyone dies.

Kugai · « **Reply #257 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 17:35 »

The Tal Shi'ar is watching this Thread

Lines · « **Reply #258 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 18:43 »

Khar is actually a unicorn. The most badass unicorn that ever was. He rides rainbows and shit.

Scarychips · « **Reply #259 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 18:53 »

Linds was the inspiration for Wonder Woman.

Lines · « **Reply #260 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 20:01 »

(Funny and true story, one of my aunts looks a LOT like Lynda Carter and she caused a minor car accident when she was younger because a guy driving by thought she was Carter.)

scarred · « **Reply #261 on:** 28 Dec 2009, 23:01 »

Zombiedude once won the Game

est · « **Reply #262 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 01:45 »

Khar's body is 70% water and 30% semen.

calenlass · « **Reply #263 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 03:40 »

Quote from: Lummer on 28 Dec 2009, 13:45

You are all cousins.

oh shit

Zingoleb · « **Reply #264 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 05:40 »

Linds has nightmares every night about being sexually assaulted by a unicorn, but when she wakes up, she just can't remember.

loco_banana · « **Reply #265 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 06:20 »

Quote from: Lummer on 28 Dec 2009, 13:45

You are all cousins.

Giving webcest a whole new meaning.

Christophe · « **Reply #266 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 07:27 »

loco_banana is not an actual banana, but a Bananoid, an advance scout from the ancient world of Bananatopia to survey our planet as a possible invasion location. Long story short, expect a high amount of potassium concentration in the atmosphere come 2012...

Jace · « **Reply #267 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 07:46 »

Bananoid?

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #268 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 07:53 »

Jace is really from Japan.

NotAFanOfFenders · « **Reply #269 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 11:20 »

How is that disconcerting?

allison · « **Reply #270 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 11:43 »

StaedlerMars is racist.

loco_banana · « **Reply #271 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 12:26 »

Quote from: Christophe on 29 Dec 2009, 07:27

loco_banana is not an actual banana, but a Bananoid, an advance scout from the ancient world of Bananatopia to survey our planet as a possible invasion location. Long story short, expect a high amount of potassium concentration in the atmosphere come 2012...

I thought these weren't supposed to be real? THANKS FOR BLOWING MY COVER!

They'll fry me like a plantain for getting caught.

snalin · « **Reply #272 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 14:14 »

Est voices 85% of the Family Guy cast.

Scarychips · « **Reply #273 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 14:33 »

The other 15% is Mr. Bellybutton, which is Est making a face with his tummy and pretending it can talk.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #274 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 14:39 »

The "omg this fact is actually true haw haw haw" stuff in this thread only gets funnier every time it's used.

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #275 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 14:41 »

The other other 15% are voiced by est's farts.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #276 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 17:24 »

How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man? Obsessions knows, but the bastard hasn't told a single god damn soul.

tania · « **Reply #277 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 17:53 »

Quote from: Jace on 29 Dec 2009, 07:46

if somebody makes this into an avatar for me you will make me so fucking happy you have no idea

Johnny C · « **Reply #278 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 21:40 »

Quote from: Jace on 29 Dec 2009, 07:46

howy shit

KharBevNor · « **Reply #279 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 00:01 »

Blue Kitty has no nipples.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #280 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 00:49 »

I don't have nipples.

There's worse defects to have but this one is just weird.

sean · « **Reply #281 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 01:56 »

zingoleb is not very good at posting on internet forums

öde · « **Reply #282 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 02:47 »

Zingoleb doesn't even know he's on a forum!

tania · « **Reply #283 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 05:58 »

jace i love you so much right now

JD · « **Reply #284 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 22:05 »

Zingoleb is the proud mother of a birdman.

MrBlu · « **Reply #285 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 00:14 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 30 Dec 2009, 00:49

I don't have nipples. There's worse defects to have but this one is just weird.

Ok, wtf?

Barmymoo · « **Reply #286 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 02:30 »

Jens is actually Jack Frost (this one is probably true)

Coward · « **Reply #287 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 04:49 »

Lines · « **Reply #288 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 08:36 »

You're all prostitutes in my harem.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #289 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 10:00 »

Quote from: MrBlu on 31 Dec 2009, 00:14

Ok, wtf?
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It's all smooth, pallid flesh.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #290 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 14:06 »

Quote from: Linds on 31 Dec 2009, 08:36

You're all prostitutes in my harem.

I've had worse jobs and the benefits are pretty good too.

Liz · « **Reply #291 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 16:27 »

Besides, sex.

scarred · « **Reply #292 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 16:32 »

lolbreak

tania · « **Reply #293 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 16:33 »

and let's be honest with ourselves, who doesn't like getting beat up by a pimp now and then

Liz · « **Reply #294 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 16:34 »

I am quite proud of that one. Can I get a prize?

The page break, that is. Not the getting beat up by a pimp.

scarred · « **Reply #295 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 16:36 »

I'll make you a ribbon and ship it with the Potter Musical.

Liz · « **Reply #296 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 17:24 »

Yessssssssss you are my favorite.

Jace · « **Reply #297 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 20:41 »

Quote from: tania on 31 Dec 2009, 16:33

and let's be honest with ourselves, who doesn't like getting beat up by a pimp now and then

sig'd the hell out of this.

Jimor · « **Reply #298 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 20:52 »

The only thing worse than getting beat up by a pimp?

Getting beat up by a little pimp.

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #299 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 23:34 »

Liz steals squirrels' nuts and sells them at the crossroads. She gives her customers a free pamphlet about the end days with their purchase, and laughs at inappropriate moments.

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