Topic: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites. (Read 50065 times)

Liz · « **Reply #300 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 07:46 »

Man how do you know what I did last night? That's just creepy, bro.

Dollface · « **Reply #301 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 08:07 »

if you look at syrupykeyboard eyes you will see what is meaning of donkey punch.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #302 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 12:00 »

Jussi has detatched retinas. This is related to his last post.

Lines · « **Reply #303 on:** 01 Jan 2010, 16:21 »

Bitches, I won't beat you up. I am a benevolent pimptress.

Johnny C · « **Reply #304 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 00:10 »

Quote from: tania on 31 Dec 2009, 16:33

and let's be honest with ourselves, who doesn't like getting beat up by a pimp now and then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xepy6dopZIw

KharBevNor · « **Reply #305 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 18:05 »

Johnny C is credited with laying the foundation for southern hip hop and is considered a classic by many hip hop aficionados.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #306 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 23:26 »

Khar rocks the fuck out to elevator music when no one else is looking.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #307 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 23:57 »

Johnny C is Ryan Adams.

scarred · « **Reply #308 on:** 02 Jan 2010, 23:57 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 02 Jan 2010, 23:26

Khar rocks the fuck out to elevator music when no one else is looking.

i fucking knew it

Jace · « **Reply #309 on:** 03 Jan 2010, 05:22 »

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 02 Jan 2010, 23:57

Johnny C is Ryan Adams.

Quote from: Ptommydski on 20 Dec 2009, 07:35

the 'facts' are supposed to be untrue.

jhocking · « **Reply #310 on:** 03 Jan 2010, 05:33 »

Quote from: Ozymandias on 29 Dec 2009, 14:39

The "omg this fact is actually true haw haw haw" stuff in this thread only gets funnier every time it's used.

BrilliantEraser · « **Reply #311 on:** 03 Jan 2010, 18:42 »

Quote from: Zingoleb on 02 Jan 2010, 23:26

Khar rocks the fuck out to elevator music when no one else is looking.

This... this isn't what most people do normally?

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #312 on:** 03 Jan 2010, 19:14 »

After losing an arm to a Malaysian hooker, a story for another time, jhocking decided he wanted to replace it with a robotic arm. Unfortunately he only has the standard robot claw, though it does mix a mean cocktail.

MrBlu · « **Reply #313 on:** 03 Jan 2010, 21:19 »

Blue Kitty masturbates to fan-fiction about Blindfold and Cyclops getting their freak on, while Destiny writes down what's happening.

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #314 on:** 03 Jan 2010, 22:15 »

Paul is actually Odin.

Scarychips · « **Reply #315 on:** 03 Jan 2010, 22:19 »

MrBlu is the mastermind behind that Eiffel 65 song.

allison · « **Reply #316 on:** 03 Jan 2010, 22:37 »

Scarychips eats whole cans of Pringles while sitting in front of a mirror, pausing to make a little duck bill out of every 2 chips. He has a fit when there are an odd number of chips in the can.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #317 on:** 03 Jan 2010, 22:38 »

Paul is not only Odin, he is Zeus, Jehovah , Allah, Vishnu, etc. If there's a creator/destroyer in your religion, its all him.

Vendetagainst · « **Reply #318 on:** 03 Jan 2010, 22:40 »

but but but...

Zingoleb · « **Reply #319 on:** 03 Jan 2010, 22:47 »

Jho is actually Josh Homme

Duchess Tapioca · « **Reply #320 on:** 03 Jan 2010, 23:58 »

Keiffer was never the Makeout Hobo. The whole business was a ruse. The van was a lie. It was a desperate attempt at resume fluffing for a “Fornication Homeowner” position posted on Craigslist Jobs. His goal has always been an emphasis on strings attached. He listed his supposed exploits under relevant experience, and used us as a reference.

He later added "Fellatio European-Backpacking-Tourist" and "Cunnilingus Hostel-Dweller" to show that he has held positions with increasing levels of responsibility. He said he took “Philosophy of Kisses” at his local community college and put it under relevant coursework. He also included a 12 month internship at Planned Parenthood in Oakland, although I believe this to be true. It is a good place to meet ladies.

The college he teaches snuggles at offers many of their degrees through email. M.D.s are exchanged for quality digital photographs that clearly yet artfully depict the applicant’s nether regions, and 1000 pages of slashfic analysis qualifies the applicant for a J.D. Only 3% of their graduates pass the bar, although 69% go on to be successful urologists. This figure they display proudly in their brochures.

ruyi · « **Reply #321 on:** 04 Jan 2010, 00:12 »

I spy a DuchesS!!!!

Quote from: Duchess Tapioca on 03 Jan 2010, 23:58

12 month internship at Planned Parenthood in Oakland

a good place to meet ladies.

lol

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #322 on:** 04 Jan 2010, 01:44 »

Quote from: Vendetagainst on 03 Jan 2010, 22:40

but but but...

Shh, Paul takes many forms. After all, how many names does Odin alone have?

pwhodges · « **Reply #323 on:** 04 Jan 2010, 03:08 »

Mr Odwin likes clean sheets; I like clean sheets...

Zingoleb · « **Reply #324 on:** 04 Jan 2010, 03:13 »

And if you look right above me, ladies, gentleman and Dollface, you'll see Woden.

Inlander · « **Reply #325 on:** 04 Jan 2010, 03:44 »

I saw Woden plenty of times when I was growing up. It's a bit of a shithole.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #326 on:** 04 Jan 2010, 19:44 »

Quote from: MrBlu on 03 Jan 2010, 21:19

Blue Kitty masturbates to fan-fiction about Blindfold and Cyclops getting their freak on, while Destiny writes down what's happening.

Is it sad I know all those characters?

Kugai · « **Reply #327 on:** 04 Jan 2010, 22:50 »

Zingoleb is the secret lovechild of Zintiel and Sister Mona Theist

Dollface · « **Reply #328 on:** 04 Jan 2010, 23:05 »

Kugai can fart all the names of turtles.

Boro_Bandito · « **Reply #329 on:** 04 Jan 2010, 23:25 »

I hope you meant ninja turtles.

The Mona Lisa is actually Leonardo Da Vinci's depiction of Dollface as a woman.

MrBlu · « **Reply #330 on:** 05 Jan 2010, 02:15 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 04 Jan 2010, 19:44

Quote from: MrBlu on 03 Jan 2010, 21:19
Blue Kitty masturbates to fan-fiction about Blindfold and Cyclops getting their freak on, while Destiny writes down what's happening.

Is it sad I know all those characters?

Thank you for proving me right, good sir.

Christophe · « **Reply #331 on:** 05 Jan 2010, 07:47 »

In Soviet Russia, Sam throwed you!

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #332 on:** 05 Jan 2010, 10:48 »

In Sam Russia, beard throwed you!

Kugai · « **Reply #333 on:** 05 Jan 2010, 11:02 »

Quote from: Dollface on 04 Jan 2010, 23:05

Kugai can fart all the names of turtles.

Dollface once shared a Cell with Paul Reubens

Inlander · « **Reply #334 on:** 05 Jan 2010, 15:27 »

Holy shit guys, one more "Soviet Russia" style joke and I'm going to have to try really hard not to lock this sucker down. Seriously, that meme was played out before it even started.

Dazed · « **Reply #335 on:** 05 Jan 2010, 15:31 »

Inlander is Mikhail Gorbachev, and the memories still cut deeply into his wearied soul.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #336 on:** 05 Jan 2010, 18:43 »

Contrary to what he tells people, Sam actually lives on the bayou in Louisiana, where he practices ancient houngan magic. He's not ashamed of the life he lives, he just doesn't think people will understand.

syrupykeyboard · « **Reply #337 on:** 06 Jan 2010, 11:48 »

Inlander and Naked Snake have been sexual partners for quite some time.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #338 on:** 06 Jan 2010, 12:59 »

Quote from: syrupykeyboard on 06 Jan 2010, 11:48

Inlander and Naked Snake have been sexual partners for quite some time.

Well played.

calenlass · « **Reply #339 on:** 06 Jan 2010, 14:59 »

Jens walks around in a tshirt all winter. He does not feel cold. This is very useful since one of his hobbies is free-diving with Greenland sharks in the Arctic Ocean.

Inlander · « **Reply #340 on:** 06 Jan 2010, 15:01 »

Who is Naked Snake?

valley_parade · « **Reply #341 on:** 06 Jan 2010, 15:14 »

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater was originally titled "Paul Hodges' Pro Skater".

True fact.

Jace · « **Reply #342 on:** 06 Jan 2010, 19:15 »

Shane had a terrible guitar accident wherein he lost his hands, now he has Hulk Fists for his hands.

Reed · « **Reply #343 on:** 06 Jan 2010, 19:18 »

Which he used to break my knee-caps before I had to hitchhike my way down from North Adams.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #344 on:** 06 Jan 2010, 19:47 »

Quote from: Inlander on 06 Jan 2010, 15:01

Who is Naked Snake?

When confronted with the TRUTH, Inlander resorts to bluffing.

ZJGent · « **Reply #345 on:** 06 Jan 2010, 20:00 »

Because of Jens' Norwegian heritage, his bones are made of tungsten steel and are invulnerable to harm. He will relay this same information to anyone worried for his bones' safety. He is an informative guy like that.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #346 on:** 06 Jan 2010, 22:07 »

Bryan is actually three Taiwanese girls. They have a hive-mind which is why no one has noticed any continuity errors in his posts.

Ã¶de · « **Reply #347 on:** 06 Jan 2010, 22:11 »

Bryan's* game playing habits mean his* real fingers were mashed into bloody stumps years ago. The Bryan* we know has wooden fingers, expertly carved to look and act like the real thing though they can never know the soft blush of tender skin, the silk and sway of soft hair, or the last breaths of air as he slowly strangles his latest victim.

*see above post.

Lummer · « **Reply #348 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 00:19 »

90% of people on this forum actually retain some hope for humanity, and feel slightly naive and silly for it.

Spluff · « **Reply #349 on:** 07 Jan 2010, 00:22 »

The other 10% have read the Comic Discussion forums.

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