Topic: Relate disconcerting 'facts' about fellow forumites. (Read 49915 times)

Liz · « **Reply #50 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 15:58 »

We're onto page two and nobody has done one for me yet.

You all fail.

JD · « **Reply #51 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 16:00 »

Liz is a whiner

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #52 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 16:01 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 20 Dec 2009, 07:35

the 'facts' are supposed to be untrue.

JD · « **Reply #53 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 16:03 »

Liz is not a whiner at all.

JD · « **Reply #54 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 16:03 »

One of these statements is false.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #55 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 16:09 »

KickThatBathProf is good with paradoxes

Jace · « **Reply #56 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 16:15 »

If you stare directly into Liz's eyes, she will charge you. Also she has tusks

Johnny C · « **Reply #57 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 16:23 »

Jace's teeth are inside-out.

jhocking · « **Reply #58 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 16:26 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 20 Dec 2009, 15:03

When it is time for this world to be dissolved and reborn anew, cleansed of the scum of the human race, he will signal their rise from beneath the planet's crust, at which point their black mission will commence and his purpose will have once again been fulfilled.

Can I tell them just to cleanse certain people, not everybody?

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #59 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 16:30 »

Quote from: Liz on 20 Dec 2009, 15:58

We're onto page two and nobody has done one for me yet.

You all fail.

welcome to old border irrevelance, babyface.

You'll like it.

It's warm here.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #60 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 16:32 »

There's no fucking pie though.

I hate that fucking joke.

Scarychips · « **Reply #61 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 16:39 »

Doesn't the joke involve cookies usually?

Patrick · « **Reply #62 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 16:41 »

Kiff habitually fucks anthills.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #63 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 16:43 »

Quote from: Scarychips on 20 Dec 2009, 16:39

Doesn't the joke involve cookies usually?

fairly sure it's punch and pie, cockface.

ZJGent · « **Reply #64 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 16:46 »

Katie's parents are reformed South Seas Pirates. There is a galleon sitting in Katie's uncomfortably small garage. Every Christmas Katie receives eight doubloons and a dirt-freckled, shanghai'd teen cabin boy to put to service in whatever way she sees fit.

Johnny C · « **Reply #65 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 16:56 »

Under the pen name "Phil Farrand," Kieffer writes episode guides to Star Trek that focus on trivial errors.

tania · « **Reply #66 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 17:11 »

darryl still collects beanie babies.

jhocking · « **Reply #67 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 17:24 »

whoah that ain't right

That boy ain't right.

KvP · « **Reply #68 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 17:29 »

Tania has to be hit by fast-moving objects in order to achieve arousal.

jhocking · « **Reply #69 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 17:40 »

It's more straightforward to just say she's into S&M.

tania · « **Reply #70 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 17:41 »

john is a never-nude.

öde · « **Reply #71 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 18:31 »

Jodie is a celebrated hero in her hometown as she has, on more than one occasion, used her ant-like strength to rescue children and/or kangaroos from a variety of hazards such as cars, fallen trees, and WW2.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #72 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 18:36 »

John Thompson has an exoskeleton

Johnny C · « **Reply #73 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 18:40 »

Forums user Thomas Edison shocked an elephant with a Tesla coil for fun and profit.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #74 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 18:43 »

John Cameron once stalked actress Marisa Tomei for months, finally confronting her outside of her house to ask for Mickey Rourke's number.

öde · « **Reply #75 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 18:53 »

Tommy once employed someone to shoot physical representations of punctuation marks he hates, laughing and clapping gleefully as they were destroyed.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #76 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 18:58 »

Kris exists only in two dimensions, like Paper Mario

Allybee · « **Reply #77 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 20:16 »

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 20 Dec 2009, 16:30

welcome to old border irrevelance, babyface.

at least you have an urban dictionary page

allison · « **Reply #78 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 20:31 »

Reed wore a band-aid on his face, Nelly-style, all throughout highschool.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #79 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 20:32 »

Quote from: Allybee on 20 Dec 2009, 20:16

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 20 Dec 2009, 16:30
welcome to old border irrevelance, babyface.

at least you have an urban dictionary page

Woah holy shit I am way cooler than I thought I was.

Lines · « **Reply #80 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 20:49 »

Oli is actually Jesus. And Andrew WK. Simultaneously.

KvP · « **Reply #81 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 20:59 »

Ally's hands can melt through flesh, like Mola Ram from Temple of Doom.

Lines · « **Reply #82 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 21:02 »

And John eats the hearts Ally pulls out of unsuspecting victims.

Scarychips · « **Reply #83 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 21:03 »

Quote from: allison on 20 Dec 2009, 20:31

Reed wore a band-aid on his face, Nelly-style, all throughout highschool.

Mostly to hide his acne. Plus, it makes a rad fashion accessory.

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #84 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 21:05 »

Hannah likes to joke about how she is a cyborg. She's actually laughing to hide the sadness; she will never belong in the human world, yet the machines will never accept her.

JD · « **Reply #85 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 21:45 »

Jimmy is a Octopus.

an octopus that plays some bitchin' metal

scarred · « **Reply #86 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 21:54 »

Zombiedude is a zombie, dude.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #87 on:** 20 Dec 2009, 23:19 »

Patrick's mother was a goat.

Patrick's father was a desperate, desperate man.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #88 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 03:17 »

MY MOTHER WAS A WITCH
SHE WAS BURNED ALIVE
THANKLESS LITTLE BITCH
FOR THE TEARS I CRIED

öde · « **Reply #89 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 07:24 »

Khar's teeth just come right out.

loco_banana · « **Reply #90 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 07:36 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 20 Dec 2009, 16:03

Liz is not a whiner at all.

lol

Cernunnos · « **Reply #91 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 07:39 »

Khar's teeth come right out because they are made of diamond grit clad Stellite and each fit into individual miniature Morse taper fittings epoxied into his bones. they are interchangeable for various kinds of machine tools allowing him to use his jaw as a drill press, milling machine, or death ray.

Caleb · « **Reply #92 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 08:34 »

Every full moon Zombiedude ritualistically buries a potato in the woods.

Slick · « **Reply #93 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 09:28 »

Tommy's secretly got his clan tartan tattooed over the entirety of his chest, back, and buttocks.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #94 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 10:35 »

Few people know this, but, due to a birth defect, Khar secretes ambergris anytime he becomes angered

snalin · « **Reply #95 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 10:35 »

Andy is Princess Diana's older sister, and drove the car that killed her, jealous of her younger sister's place in society.

Andy wears a lot of make up.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #96 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 15:51 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 20 Dec 2009, 18:40

Forums user Thomas Edison shocked an elephant with a Tesla coil for fun and profit.

Johnny C hates me so much he refuses to remember my real name, even though I'm on his facebook and we share the same surname.

Thomas Edison · « **Reply #97 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 15:51 »

But I did totally shock that elephant, so I guess I understand.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #98 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 15:52 »

Dan becomes sexually aroused by eating PVA glue.

Kugai · « **Reply #99 on:** 21 Dec 2009, 16:46 »

Quote from: snalin on 21 Dec 2009, 10:35

Andy is Princess Diana's older sister, and drove the car that killed her, jealous of her younger sister's place in society.

That explains the Fiat Uno

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