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Operation GLASGOW RESCUE
« on: 28 Dec 2009, 07:37 »

Darryl and I are stranded (mostly due to a lack of foresight on my part) in Glasgow, three days too early, without somewhere definite to stay. We were wondering if anyone might be available nearby who'd be willing and able to find us and help us avoid being stabbed in the eyes and organs, not to mention finding somewhere we can stay safely until the 30th - we do have money and are able to pay our way to some degree - but are completely lost in the city centre, in the Museum of Modern Art in... Royal Exchange Square? (hence the internetting ability despite our predicament). But we are in desperate and dire need of aid and assistance. Please (if you know of a solution) contact us on something something telephone number. Aware as I am of the naivety of publishing my phone number on the internet, I would rather fork out for a new sim card in the future than freeze to death on the snowy and sanctuaryless streets of Glasgow.

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« Reply #1 on: 28 Dec 2009, 09:21 »

Man, looks like you guys are kind of fucked.
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Re: Operation GLASGOW RESCUE
« Reply #2 on: 28 Dec 2009, 09:39 »

No they aren't. For a start it's Glasgow, one of the friendliest most amazing cities in Europe. There's literally hundreds of awesome bars they can hang out in until Chris or Oli show up. I've sent both of them texts and they know what is happening.
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« Reply #3 on: 28 Dec 2009, 09:44 »

Yeah, if I was ever to be stuck somewhere hoping a kindly soul would help me out I'd hope I was in Glasgow over pretty much anywhere else.
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« Reply #4 on: 28 Dec 2009, 09:45 »

I just heard from Darryl, they just booked themselves into a hostel. They're fine.
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« Reply #5 on: 28 Dec 2009, 09:59 »

Tommy has it in one, and the ease with which we found somewhere to stay is testament to his earlier statement - Glasgow is really friendly and we were helped along the way by a plethora of engaging and understanding individuals. We are safe and happy and eagerly awaiting meet-ups. Sorry if any of you were overly alarmed, and thank you to all the individuals (oli I am so sorry for the hue and cry on your facebook earlier) who rushed out of the blue to care for our well-being.

In short, we are safe and merry and well and sorry for any inconvenience our ultimately needless panic caused.
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« Reply #6 on: 28 Dec 2009, 12:50 »

That's pretty awesome! You didn't even help me, Tommy, but I want to say thanks. So uh... thanks for being a swell dude and helping people out!
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« Reply #7 on: 28 Dec 2009, 13:41 »

Thanks Tommy, you're pretty alright.
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« Reply #8 on: 28 Dec 2009, 14:06 »

I did literally nothing.
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« Reply #9 on: 28 Dec 2009, 14:09 »

Inwardly I sort of hoped that they would die?
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« Reply #10 on: 28 Dec 2009, 15:47 »

Can I use that number now and phone you late at night to talk about how my days been?
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« Reply #11 on: 28 Dec 2009, 17:35 »

Inwardly I sort of hoped that they would die?

You're the only one that could.
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Re: Operation GLASGOW RESCUE
« Reply #12 on: 28 Dec 2009, 17:36 »

So how are you enjoying the freezing weather at the moment?  :wink:
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« Reply #13 on: 28 Dec 2009, 21:29 »

This thread has forever crushed my impression of Glasgow as a city of near-constant glassings
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« Reply #14 on: 28 Dec 2009, 22:37 »

The secret to glassings is to put on a football jersey for Rangers or Celtic. Then you enter a secret, terrifying shadow-Glasgow.
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« Reply #15 on: 29 Dec 2009, 02:05 »

It's like Zelda: Twilight Princess except rapidly pressing the B button does Fuck All.
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Re: Operation GLASGOW RESCUE
« Reply #16 on: 29 Dec 2009, 05:55 »

No, it just gets your ass kicked faster.
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Re: Operation GLASGOW RESCUE
« Reply #17 on: 29 Dec 2009, 07:24 »

Please... Halp!

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Re: Operation GLASGOW RESCUE
« Reply #18 on: 29 Dec 2009, 07:26 »

I miss Glasgow so much. I'd probably bring a snuggie with me though, shit is fucking cold.
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« Reply #19 on: 29 Dec 2009, 08:23 »

The secret to glassings is to put on a football jersey for Rangers or Celtic. Then you enter a secret, terrifying shadow-Glasgow.
Only in certain parts of the city...  :wink:

Then again there are areas where you'd get glassed or stabbed for looking weird...  :-(
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« Reply #20 on: 29 Dec 2009, 17:18 »

I never realised Glasgow was held in such high regard. This makes me, as a Glaswegian, quite happy indeed. :)
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« Reply #21 on: 30 Dec 2009, 05:18 »

Darrly sorry for repeated telephonic communiciations inquiring as to your state of being (dead/alive). Good to know it is the latter!
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« Reply #22 on: 30 Dec 2009, 06:15 »

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« Reply #23 on: 30 Dec 2009, 12:48 »

I never realised Glasgow was held in such high regard. This makes me, as a Glaswegian, quite happy indeed. :)
We do have the friendliest city in Britain. :-D

Then again we also have one of the highest murder rates in Europe.  :-(

Swings and roundabouts really...  :-P
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« Reply #24 on: 30 Dec 2009, 13:37 »

We're definitely, uhh... vibrant, there's no question.
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« Reply #25 on: 30 Dec 2009, 14:46 »

Are you sure you're from Glasgow? It's just that you've said like at least two sentences without using the phrase "See you, see cunt, you're a cunt, you! Aye...."
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« Reply #26 on: 30 Dec 2009, 15:34 »

While I'm typing, I'm actually drinking violently, eating a variety of deep fried foods and swearing at my family members. No worries.
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« Reply #27 on: 30 Dec 2009, 17:15 »

In a house designed by Charles Rennie Mackintosh?
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« Reply #28 on: 30 Dec 2009, 18:28 »

And swearing at inanimate objects because they've "cocked it".
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« Reply #29 on: 31 Dec 2009, 08:44 »

We do have the friendliest city in Britain. :-D

Then again we also have one of the highest murder rates in Europe.  :-(

Friendly murders


also stop using smilies please.
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Re: Operation GLASGOW RESCUE
« Reply #30 on: 31 Dec 2009, 10:31 »

Well you can't be a friendly murderer if you're not smiling while you stab

Come on man.
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Re: Operation GLASGOW RESCUE
« Reply #31 on: 31 Dec 2009, 21:43 »

Guys, chances are I won't make it to Glasgae tomorrow seeing as that it's 6 oclock and I'm not asleep yet and probably won't be anytime soon.

Jetlag kinda sucks.
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« Reply #32 on: 01 Jan 2010, 00:03 »

We do have the friendliest city in Britain. :-D

Then again we also have one of the highest murder rates in Europe.  :-(

Friendly murders


also stop using smilies please.
:-) :-D :-( :-o :x :? :oops: :-P :x :roll: :evil: :wink: :| :mrgreen: :laugh: :police: :angel:

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« Reply #33 on: 01 Jan 2010, 00:15 »

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« Reply #34 on: 01 Jan 2010, 00:17 »

I was under the impression you had the american one saved somewhere.
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« Reply #35 on: 01 Jan 2010, 00:24 »

It's there in the forum database somewhere. But where would be the fun if I just did the same thing over and over again?
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« Reply #36 on: 01 Jan 2010, 01:51 »

You gonna cry about it?

Well no that would be kind of silly wouldn't it
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« Reply #37 on: 01 Jan 2010, 04:00 »

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« Reply #38 on: 01 Jan 2010, 06:12 »

You survived the walk back from Dennistoun! Hooray!
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« Reply #39 on: 01 Jan 2010, 09:15 »

Karen will be back in England by now... and in her own esteemed words, "THANK FUCK".
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