Topic: Post ITT and The Professor will speculate wildly about your sex life in 2009 (Read 36445 times)

Alex C · « **Reply #50 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 19:41 »

Unbiased sources have informed me I am reasonably handsome, but on the other hand, my hobbies are basically this place and World of Warcraft.

J-cob9000 · « **Reply #51 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 20:07 »

I am 15, bisexual, been in two relationships this year and I am a pretty hardcore member of the drama club. Do me.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #52 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 20:17 »

Quote from: Jimmy the Squid on 29 Dec 2009, 16:45

Quote from: Eris on 29 Dec 2009, 16:36
I am in my third year of a relationship, and have spent the last six months living with her.

You guys totally have reached a point of comfort where you cut each other during sex, haven't you.
It's the only way to keep from getting bored, that far in.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #53 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 20:20 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 29 Dec 2009, 16:54

Quote from: Inlander on 29 Dec 2009, 16:42
That was actually a man with really long hair.

That is to say it was me.

I don't know for sure, but I am just going to refer to you as a raging gothic fuckbeast and leave it at that, because honestly the idea of getting you wrong slightly scares me.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #54 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 20:25 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 29 Dec 2009, 16:53

I'm Johnny C.

I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing. Part of me thinks you're going for an I'm Chuck Bass thing, but also you could be playing off that and being self deprecating.

Basically I am pretty sure you banged.. 4 girls this year, but none of them were the girls you really wanted to bang. There was at least one girl you were really into that you didn't get with, probably more than that, despite the fact that you tried hella and did "everything right." The sex you had with those 4 was great with one, okay with the other 3, except one wanted to do some kinky shit that you just didn't feel ready for, otherwise it couldda been way more awesome/intense. You're still hoping about the girl you didn't get with though, and are pretty sure that if you keep it slick you'll get that shit done.

Alternatively maybe you've been layin pipe like fuckin mario due to the whole being in a pretty rad band thing.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #55 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 20:29 »

Quote from: Gemmwah on 29 Dec 2009, 16:56

I've been dating an 18 year old girl for 5 months now. We're both full time students at different universities, but our towns are only 30 minutes apart.

I dunno how old you are, and I am just recently discovering you're gay, but I'm gonna say...
You had a couple kisses/hook ups before you got with this girl, but nothing special. Maybe one of them was a boy, but I dunno for sure, since again I really don't know that much about your sexuality. I will posit that whatever sex you've been having with this girl has been awesome, because the small amount of distance makes seeing each other a lot more exciting when it happens, and so you get down in a serious way. I dunno what your schedule has been like, but I would not be surprised at all if you've been getting into toys recently to spice things up a little bit more as of late, maybe after the 3-4 month point, possibly as a way of celebrating something.

If you aren't getting into toys, you should be, because toys are fucking awesome.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #56 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 20:32 »

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 29 Dec 2009, 20:20

I don't know for sure, but I am just going to refer to you as a raging gothic fuckbeast and leave it at that, because honestly the idea of getting you wrong slightly scares me.

A little bit accurate, a little bit not.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #57 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 20:33 »

Quote from: Dazed on 29 Dec 2009, 17:05

I've been dating a girl for about a month. Before that, was single for like a long ass time. She currently has a broken ankle and is stuck in her parents house.

You haven't had sex with her yet, or if you have it was only once or twice. You're still feeling it out, and you're mad nervous about it so far. You MAY have kissed another girl this year, but I don't feel like you've banged anyone else this year, maybe because I am assuming you're the picture in your avatar and you look like a drama/D&D geek who is a little nervous about girls in general and maybe you're entire other extent was getting drunk and maybe touching some boob at a mediocre house party/game night/alley behind a school dance.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #58 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 20:34 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 29 Dec 2009, 20:32

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 29 Dec 2009, 20:20
I don't know for sure, but I am just going to refer to you as a raging gothic fuckbeast and leave it at that, because honestly the idea of getting you wrong slightly scares me.

A little bit accurate, a little bit not.

If we still had custom titles, I would pretty much demand yours be changed to gothic fuckbeast immediately, one way or the other.

JD · « **Reply #59 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 21:31 »

I am the second coming of jesus christ.

BrittanyMarie · « **Reply #60 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 22:17 »

i am intrigued by this. i was with a boy for a year and a half but that stopped mid-january around the same time as i started my crappy crappy job. been on a few actual dates here and there but only had one (pretty kickass) boyfriend for a pretty short amount of time. i also drink a lot, if that affects anything. (also i am 23)

Eris · « **Reply #61 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 22:51 »

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 29 Dec 2009, 16:58

Quote from: Eris on 29 Dec 2009, 16:36
I am in my second year of a relationship, and have spent the last six months living with him.

Honestly, and I'm sorry, but unless you get your boyfriend to promise 100% guarantee that I am not going to get banned for it, there is no way I'm about to speculate on what the sex you guys have is like.

Come on, where's your sense of adventure?

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #62 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 22:59 »

I think it got banned like 2 years ago.

Candle · « **Reply #63 on:** 29 Dec 2009, 23:02 »

i started seeing this girl last winter, we're still together
we were on the rocks a few times in the spring

we're really shaky right now, don't see each other that much etc. etc. and she is spending most of her time hanging out with a bunch of ~~dudes~~ bros who go out to night-clubs called like 'BOOM!" and shit like that, wearing popped collars and the works(her sisters friends)

been having a lot of conflicted interest talks that usually resolve in us realizing we do care for each other blah blah blah

Zingoleb · « **Reply #64 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 00:55 »

Girl I've been with since summer of '08 broke up with me on my birthday, and I've been messing around with a boy for a few months before that (that's not why she broke up with me, she was okay with that (more than just okay with that).

sean · « **Reply #65 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 01:54 »

kiff do you even know who i am?

BlahBlah · « **Reply #66 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 04:54 »

I'm 17 and as well as going to a mixed comp I'm also the only boy attending an all-girls public school.

redglasscurls · « **Reply #67 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 04:54 »

I am engaged to the awesome guy I've been seeing for about 5 years now- we have lived together for two years, getting married in September.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #68 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 13:15 »

Alright, let's see.

I'm 26, in a soon to be 7 year relationship, will have been married 2 years in a few months, and have been living togethor for about 7 1/2 years.

GO!

Caleb · « **Reply #69 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 14:05 »

I am 28 a librarian and I have never been in a serious relationship.

JD · « **Reply #70 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 14:23 »

Only silly relationships then. Caleb is a clown fucker.

Caleb · « **Reply #71 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 14:31 »

Do goth girls count as clowns? They both wear white face makeup right?

JD · « **Reply #72 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 14:36 »

As long as she wears those boots that add half a foot to her height, yeah.

Caleb · « **Reply #73 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 14:45 »

The more straps boots have the cooler the person who is wearing them is.

Tyler · « **Reply #74 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 16:15 »

Compared to the two years previous, I behaved myself much more this year. I did date one girl for about 2 months, and another for one. I ran into a lot of old flames as well. While I assumed this year would mark a larger break from college ladies, I have been pursued more often than expected. I also got punched by a dude because his wife made out with me.

I am trying to break your heart

KvP · « **Reply #75 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 18:49 »

I volunteer at a college radio station and my favorite album of this last year was an electro-acoustic instrumental film score. It seems like a lot of my friends around here are either lesbians or journalism majors or both. From April 2007 to April 2009 I was hopelessly in love with a very skilled compulsive liar and manipulator. In the last month I've had a lot of trouble with my gall bladder and so it had to be removed!

Johnny C · « **Reply #76 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 18:53 »

Quote from: Tyler on 30 Dec 2009, 16:15

I also got punched by a dude because his wife made out with me.

Let's both move to New York and become roommates.

Professor Snuggles · « **Reply #77 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 18:55 »

Guys this thread is only fun for me if you confirm deny. Otherwise just pissing in the wind here.

I am not actually that interested in doing things just for your entertainment.

Alex C · « **Reply #78 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 18:56 »

I thought I'd also mention that I'm in my late 20s and my job has somewhat shitty pay but is otherwise pretty socially acceptable.

Johnny C · « **Reply #79 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 19:04 »

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 30 Dec 2009, 18:55

Guys this thread is only fun for me if you confirm deny. Otherwise just pissing in the wind here.

I am not actually that interested in doing things just for your entertainment.

You were pretty far off, but I appreciated the kind words.

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 29 Dec 2009, 20:25

There was at least one girl you were really into that you didn't get with, probably more than that, despite the fact that you tried hella and did "everything right."

This was the most accurate part, eerily accurate even.

Dazed · « **Reply #80 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 20:50 »

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 29 Dec 2009, 20:33

Quote from: Dazed on 29 Dec 2009, 17:05
I've been dating a girl for about a month. Before that, was single for like a long ass time. She currently has a broken ankle and is stuck in her parents house.

You haven't had sex with her yet, or if you have it was only once or twice. You're still feeling it out, and you're mad nervous about it so far. You MAY have kissed another girl this year, but I don't feel like you've banged anyone else this year, maybe because I am assuming you're the picture in your avatar and you look like a drama/D&D geek who is a little nervous about girls in general and maybe you're entire other extent was getting drunk and maybe touching some boob at a mediocre house party/game night/alley behind a school dance.

We got our bone on like 3-4 times before the ankle happened, haven't been able to since b/c she's stuck in her parents. We're pretty comfortable with each other. I dated another girl or two this year, nothing too serious with them though. No drunken hook ups actually, I have mostly put those days behind me. Also, she's the drama geek, I'm just a nerd in general.

MrBlu · « **Reply #81 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 21:05 »

I am BluInk, yes.

Right now, I have no idea what I'm doing. I'm kinda just floating about. The last girl I was interested in decided to get with a guy I'm not really fond of. I'm flirty and junk (and married on FB) with a girl who was in my prep school class. She obviously has something for me, but she lives in Canada, and she won't be in JA for about a year, maybe some change. This one girl that I REALLY used to like, but we're getting distant, she's like perfect for me, but she's 4 years older than me. She said when I turn 18. =\

Joseph · « **Reply #82 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 21:53 »

I have been dating this girl for two years. We live in Montreal in seperate apartments. An article about her apartment appeared in Vice Magazine.

SilentJ · « **Reply #83 on:** 30 Dec 2009, 22:12 »

I'm intrigued. The best picture I can paint for your help would be...

The last relationship I was in ended in november of '08, and then we had sex that ended with her in tears. Then I started dating a forumite in august. Do your worst.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #84 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 01:05 »

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 29 Dec 2009, 20:29

I dunno how old you are,

22

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 29 Dec 2009, 20:29

and I am just recently discovering you're gay, but I'm gonna say...
You had a couple kisses/hook ups before you got with this girl, but nothing special. Maybe one of them was a boy, but I dunno for sure, since again I really don't know that much about your sexuality. I will posit that whatever sex you've been having with this girl has been awesome, because the small amount of distance makes seeing each other a lot more exciting when it happens, and so you get down in a serious way. I dunno what your schedule has been like, but I would not be surprised at all if you've been getting into toys recently to spice things up a little bit more as of late, maybe after the 3-4 month point, possibly as a way of celebrating something.

If you aren't getting into toys, you should be, because toys are fucking awesome.

This is all eerily accurate, except

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 29 Dec 2009, 20:29

You had a couple kisses/hook ups before you got with this girl, but nothing special. Maybe one of them was a boy, but I dunno for sure, since again I really don't know that much about your sexuality

If this spans my lifetime and not this year, then you got it pretty much dead on. The only action I got in 09 was with my girlfriend.

Seriously this is so creepy.

jodizzle · « **Reply #85 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 02:25 »

Hey Keiffer do me!

I dated a shockingly awful boyfriend who I hated having sex with for 3 and a half years. I then had 6 months of singleness/fooling around with internet boys.

Now I am dating an amazing boy (we have been together 11 months and lived together for 3 months). He is three years younger than me.

Johnny C · « **Reply #86 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 02:49 »

Quote from: jodizzle on 31 Dec 2009, 02:25

Hey Keiffer do me!

Always, always proofread before hitting Post, kids.

calenlass · « **Reply #87 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 02:51 »

Jodie has drunk her weight in wine. She is excused.

ruyi · « **Reply #88 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 02:54 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 31 Dec 2009, 02:49

Quote from: jodizzle on 31 Dec 2009, 02:25
Hey Keiffer do me!

Always, always proofread before hitting Post, kids.

You know what, it's kinda rude to assume it wasn't intentional!! Don't you know anything about reading texts <

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jodizzle · « **Reply #89 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 02:56 »

Actually I noticed that little gem while I was typing it. But promptly forgot about it by the next sentence. the magic of wine. Oh wells!

ZJGent · « **Reply #90 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 03:57 »

I'm a good, honest man now, but only since July. Kieffer, I wish to indulge in this thread.
Is there some sort of consent form that I sign?

Your eager over-the-pond correspondent,
Rodrick

David_Dovey · « **Reply #91 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 08:07 »

Kiff I think this thread would be better if you wildly speculated about people's sex life in 2k10. Their sex-to-come.

Anyways I've been dating the same girl for two years, we decided we are going to travel around the world together midway through next year. We really only see each other a couple of times a week because we both work like crazy hours, and this past week she has started a flying out to work in the mines. One week there, one week back here, rinse, repeat. I don't think we've had a serious fight in the entire time we've been together. I'm her first real boyfriend. I'm 23, she's 21.

Lines · « **Reply #92 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 08:35 »

I'm all about speculations of my future sex life.

Ozymandias · « **Reply #93 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 08:49 »

This is one of the better Kieffer threads.

Johnny C · « **Reply #94 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 09:43 »

Quote from: ruyi on 31 Dec 2009, 02:54

You know what, it's kinda rude to assume it wasn't intentional!! Don't you know anything about reading texts <>

i believe she didn't know what she was writing and roland barthes agrees so Suck. It. Cathy.

Johnny C · « **Reply #95 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 09:44 »

roland's sitting beside me holding his drink and just shaking his head and chuckling quietly to himself. oh cathy

Jimmy the Squid · « **Reply #96 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 14:22 »

Quote from: Professor Snuggles on 29 Dec 2009, 20:17

You guys totally have reached a point of comfort where you cut each other during sex, haven't you.
It's the only way to keep from getting bored, that far in.

I'm not entirely sure how one can get bored of sex!

Either way you're pretty far off. Living together is pretty awesome as we're the only ones who live in this flat which means that clothes are always optional and we can have sex basically anywhere we want at any time we want so woo?

scarred · « **Reply #97 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 16:43 »

OK fine I'm curious.

I had a gf at the beginning of this year, I lived in college dorms (only 1 roommate) and she lived with her parents. It was the second time we'd dated, the first time was senior year of high school. We lasted about 5 months. She's a year younger than me. After we broke up we were still friends for a bit but we've drifted apart now.

Around September a friend of mine became more than a friend in a bumping uglies way but she already had plans to live in New Orleans for a year. She came back to visit over Thanksgiving and she's back now. We hang a lot, there's potential for something more there, but she leaves for NO again on the 8th. She's 3 years older than me.

Oh I'm 19 and I don't live at the college's dorms anymore, I commute to school from home.

ruyi · « **Reply #98 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 22:15 »

Quote from: Johnny C on 31 Dec 2009, 09:44

roland's sitting beside me holding his drink and just shaking his head and chuckling quietly to himself. oh cathy

Hey man fuck you!!! I'm a reader just like you so there's a Mr. Barthes sitting on my shoulder as well and he is in favor of my more sexual (and thus more creative

heh, get it...cos like...sex creates) interpretation

Quote from: David_Dovey on 31 Dec 2009, 08:07

Kiff I think this thread would be better if you wildly speculated about people's sex life in 2k10. Their sex-to-come.

Yes this please, I would like a Sex Forecast from Kieffer.

sean · « **Reply #99 on:** 31 Dec 2009, 22:21 »

thirded.

also cause for me there is nothin to speculate on. seriously. if you even wanna. which i doubt.

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