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give me the best bee puns you got
« on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:34 »

see jace, all you had to do was beelieve in me.
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #1 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:35 »

buzz off
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #2 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:35 »

that stings :(
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #3 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:36 »

why did you beetray me
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #4 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:37 »

beecause isaac is a jerk.
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #5 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:39 »

i should have thought beefore i posted
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #6 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:39 »

thoughtlessness beegets anger
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #7 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:39 »

it's okay, honey, i forgive you
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #8 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:40 »

You kids better beehive or I'm going to beet you yellow and black with a comb.  

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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #9 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:42 »

wow, I was about to use that one.

hive mind!
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #10 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:45 »

It would beehoove you all to put a bit more thought into these puns.
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #11 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:49 »

You're all just a bunch of bumbling idiots.
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #12 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:50 »

Quit pollen my leg, Jace.
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #13 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:51 »

to be fair, we've all pretty much been winging it this entire time
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #14 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:51 »

i do have a tendency to wax on, but to call me an idiot is just unbeelievable
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #15 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:53 »

yeah this is a pretty insectificant thread to get angry about
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #16 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:53 »



BEADS?!
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #17 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:55 »

yeah this is a pretty insectificant thread to get angry about

i agree, there was absolutely no need for the venom in some of these posts
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #18 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:56 »

in fact, some of you were quite waspish
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #19 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:56 »

whoops! WRONG INSECT
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #20 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:58 »

It's ok dude, just try not to beespoil the thread.
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #21 on: 08 Jan 2010, 22:59 »

thank god jimmy posted there, I was starting to feel like I was droning on and on by myself
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #22 on: 08 Jan 2010, 23:04 »

i was about to say something but i didn't want to hurt your feelers
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #23 on: 08 Jan 2010, 23:37 »

Okay sorry this is kinda TMI but my proboscis has been really itchy lately!! I think my last partner wasn't very clean cos it totally reeked of pesticides down there :oops: I'm just a sucker for shiny sepals...anyways my apiologist said I'm going to need surgery but he said it's gonna be up to me to find willing blood donors in case there are complications. Any takers? I just need to know your blood type.
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #24 on: 08 Jan 2010, 23:41 »

So uhhh gimme your beelood!!! Lol :laugh:
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #25 on: 08 Jan 2010, 23:47 »

My blood type is Bee Positive.
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #26 on: 08 Jan 2010, 23:49 »

Roo, I think that one was a little beelabored.
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #27 on: 09 Jan 2010, 00:05 »

This whole thread is unbeelievably silly. In fact it's so silly that I think I'm going to turn off my computer altogether and go out. I think I'll try to find a dance-party where I can watch some females waggle their backsides.
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #28 on: 09 Jan 2010, 00:08 »

IronOxide, you obviously don't know good from bad
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #29 on: 09 Jan 2010, 00:08 »

I mean uh, bees.
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #30 on: 09 Jan 2010, 00:09 »

My avatar means I don't really need to try in this thread.
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #31 on: 09 Jan 2010, 00:10 »

This thread stings my eyes.
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #32 on: 09 Jan 2010, 00:16 »

This whole thread is unbeelievably silly. In fact it's so silly that I think I'm going to turn off my computer altogether and go out. I think I'll try to find a dance-party where I can watch some females waggle their backsides.

Their behinds, you mean?
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #33 on: 09 Jan 2010, 00:22 »

Get your own material, Johnny. Stop trying to Apis me (llifera).
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #34 on: 09 Jan 2010, 05:43 »

ouch, buzz kill
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #35 on: 09 Jan 2010, 08:16 »

This whole thread is unbeelievably silly. In fact it's so silly that I think I'm going to turn off my computer altogether and go out. I think I'll try to find a dance-party where I can watch some females waggle their backsides.

Their behinds, you mean?

Abdomen? I guess that is not really a pun, though.
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #36 on: 09 Jan 2010, 08:44 »

This whole thread is unbeelievably silly. In fact it's so silly that I think I'm going to turn off my computer altogether and go out. I think I'll try to find a dance-party where I can watch some females waggle their backsides.

Their beehinds, you mean?
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #37 on: 09 Jan 2010, 08:59 »

Oh come now, no quoting, bee original! Beefore this thread starts swarming with clichés!

I apollengise, that pun wasn't exactly fit for a queen was it? Can euglossa over that one for me?
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #38 on: 09 Jan 2010, 09:34 »

Umbeelieavably funny.


Either that, or I'm waxing lyrical.
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #39 on: 09 Jan 2010, 16:03 »

This kind of wordplay is beeneath me.
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #40 on: 09 Jan 2010, 16:06 »

wasp your mouth, that kind of negativity ain't welcome here
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #41 on: 09 Jan 2010, 16:11 »

wrong banana!
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #42 on: 09 Jan 2010, 16:12 »

Um, insect. Oobzzz.
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #43 on: 18 Jan 2010, 05:58 »

Beedantic. But I guess you have to be black & yellow about these things.
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #44 on: 18 Jan 2010, 13:29 »

I don't beelieve this Thread

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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #45 on: 18 Jan 2010, 16:05 »

I use shampoo made from infantile bees.
It lavas up nicely.

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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #46 on: 18 Jan 2010, 16:59 »

who is your favorite musician?
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #47 on: 18 Jan 2010, 17:02 »

Sting, but I also like the Bee 52's
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #48 on: 18 Jan 2010, 17:13 »

I read the title of this thread as 'give me the best pee buns you got'

Sorry, no pun here.
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Re: give me the best bee puns you got
« Reply #49 on: 18 Jan 2010, 17:41 »

some sneaky shit just happened

i mean bzzzzz
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