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Author Topic: A place for random dicks  (Read 5420 times)

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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #50 on: 07 Feb 2010, 22:14 »

See guys, that's what you've been doing wrong. You forgot to flick the "awesome" switch on your webcams.
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #51 on: 07 Feb 2010, 22:22 »

Seriously. I've only gotten two dicks.
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #52 on: 07 Feb 2010, 22:26 »

Incidentally if you guys ever happen across my dick, apologies in advance.
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #53 on: 07 Feb 2010, 22:30 »

I am now talking to the french kid about smoking pot out of a hookah! Go me!
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #54 on: 07 Feb 2010, 22:37 »

I'm not sure what I find more amusing. The dudes jacking it who see my face and instantly hit next, or the ones that see my face and just keep jacking it.

$5 to whoever can guess what this young man was doing.

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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #55 on: 07 Feb 2010, 22:39 »

Stranger: do u have hobby?
You: hahaha
You: I guess
You: I knit, and play video games
Stranger: knit?
Stranger: Knitting is a method by which thread or yarn may be turned into cloth. Knitting consists of loops called stitches pulled through each other. The active stitches are held on a needle until another loop can be passed through them.
Stranger: ?
You: yes
Stranger: omg it's false!
You: hahahaha
Stranger: xD
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #56 on: 07 Feb 2010, 23:02 »

Possibly the only good reason for a webcam on the internet?
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #57 on: 07 Feb 2010, 23:04 »

And to strip to your undies for some sweet cold hard cash.
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #58 on: 08 Feb 2010, 00:59 »

I've had some really great conversations on here. Last night I talked to a girl from Korea and asked if she knew this one kpop song my ex used to bang on about, turns out she did and then proceeded to recommend me a shit ton of kpop.

Now we're talking on MSN messanger!
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #59 on: 08 Feb 2010, 03:29 »

I got hit by a CohoBot once upon a time, wound up getting the real AIM screenname of the person and we still talk (although infrequently) to this day. Apparently she has met my step-uncle, he is a professor at her university. Small, creepy fucking world.
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #60 on: 08 Feb 2010, 08:55 »

that great murderer of cats made me try this. however before I could enable my webcam several people flicked by me, so I figured why not leave my webcam off and see what would happen. it didn't take me long to notice that there were two things in roughly equal supply, guys wanking and girls. So I decided to test which there was more of.

I have no idea how long I've been skipping through them, but at the moment the scores are, 26 dick - 39 girls (44 if you include multiple girls showing up in one cam) all dressed

 other things. 10 or so shirtles guys, one very ripped guy doing a strip tease

number of people who spoke to me despite my cam being off 8

some good one offs
a guy in a helmet made from a paper bag
a few deliberatly creepy still shots (one just showed a wrecked room and someone visible from the shoulders down, aparently hung from the rafters)
Spiderman
Dracula (not actually - just a slightly creepy old man)
a guy having sex with a plush racoon
and I'm pretty sure Joe Hocking
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #61 on: 08 Feb 2010, 14:02 »

I went on it last night and got some still picture of a mardi gras beads advertisement and someone made a fart noise and i found the disconnect button.
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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #62 on: 08 Feb 2010, 14:24 »

I think my beard scares people away.

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Re: A place for random dicks
« Reply #63 on: 08 Feb 2010, 18:10 »

and I'm pretty sure Joe Hocking

That is unpossible. I got my fill of wang after my first try.
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