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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #50 on: 10 Feb 2010, 20:29 »

It's plaid! Also: PUPSTER <3 hipster puppies

Gingham actually.

The fact that Tommy owns a gingham afghan is entirely unsurprising but hilarious nonetheless.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #51 on: 10 Feb 2010, 20:54 »



Mr. Gorbajeph, tear this wall down!

There aren't enough dicks on that QC wall.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #52 on: 10 Feb 2010, 22:00 »

He's a very harsh judge.

Probably related to Roy Bean
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #53 on: 11 Feb 2010, 02:59 »

Yes but there's never enough stone on the map, and I'd rather play as the british than the Byzantines.

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Capture relics, set up trade, use market. When I destroy my enemies, I always avoid destroying their market, instead walling it off and starting carts shuttling to it. The only real barrier in AOE2 is the damn population limit. I've had like, 32 castles before.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #54 on: 11 Feb 2010, 04:19 »

Did you paint them all white?
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #55 on: 11 Feb 2010, 05:48 »

The fact that Tommy owns a gingham afghan is entirely unsurprising but hilarious nonetheless.

Tommy owns a gingham dog?
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #56 on: 11 Feb 2010, 05:50 »

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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #57 on: 11 Feb 2010, 05:55 »

Holy moly, it's the dog Jim Henson made.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #58 on: 11 Feb 2010, 06:00 »

Holy jumpin'!
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #59 on: 11 Feb 2010, 06:09 »

Look, here's me wearing it -



Incidentally, this parrot was delicious.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #60 on: 11 Feb 2010, 08:54 »

man everyone is dressed so fancy and then there's That Guy with the beard and a t-shirt and jeans, what a fucker

Where the buttass has Oli been recently, anyway?
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #61 on: 11 Feb 2010, 08:56 »

I've heard his hair and beard ate him alive.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #62 on: 11 Feb 2010, 09:01 »

He looks a bit like AWK in that last picture, so I'm gonna say being him.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #63 on: 11 Feb 2010, 09:25 »

Yes but there's never enough stone on the map, and I'd rather play as the british than the Byzantines.

edit: Elite longbowmen 4 lyfe

Capture relics, set up trade, use market. When I destroy my enemies, I always avoid destroying their market, instead walling it off and starting carts shuttling to it. The only real barrier in AOE2 is the damn population limit. I've had like, 32 castles before.

My favorite AOE2 moments were when I'd destroy an enemy's town center and build a castle where it previously stood, and on any sites where a castle was. Slowly my kingdom would grow, 50 villagers/150 military units. Generally I liked to play as the Huns because fuck building houses.

Of course, in AOE3 (a downgrade in my opinion) I played against my sister and sent a bunch of Russian Strelets (sp?) into her main camp, she thought that the 3 blocks of 50 soldiers were shit throwaway units. Little did she know that I played my trap card to make them all into Veteran Musketeers. Suffice to say someone shat bricks.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #64 on: 11 Feb 2010, 09:33 »

This thread is now about AOE, as it is much more interesting than some unimportant quibble about "new" "members".

Also about Tommy, because he is pretty.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #65 on: 11 Feb 2010, 09:44 »

Look, here's me wearing it -

Incidentally, this parrot was delicious.

Actually I think that's a Monk Parakeet.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #66 on: 11 Feb 2010, 10:02 »

Also about Tommy, because he is pretty.


Isn't he? I keep telling him not to shave, but does he listen to me? Psh.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #67 on: 11 Feb 2010, 14:00 »

Look, here's me wearing it -

Incidentally, this parrot was delicious.

Actually I think that's a Monk Parakeet.

A parakeet is a type of parrot.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #68 on: 11 Feb 2010, 14:27 »

My favorite AOE2 moments were when I'd destroy an enemy's town center and build a castle where it previously stood, and on any sites where a castle was. Slowly my kingdom would grow, 50 villagers/150 military units. Generally I liked to play as the Huns because fuck building houses.


Castles and houses are for n00bs. The Teutons and their superior town centers reigned supreme.

Well, at least until they rebalanced things. Bastards.

Seriously though, you guys have no idea how many people I beat into the ground back in the early days of that game. I was one of the first people to realize that using Teutonic Town Centers as footholds into enemy territory was a virtually unbeatable tactic when timed properly. It was really quite simple: Teutonic Town Centers had superior firepower and, superior range than the castles and TCs of other civs, and most importantly, they were available in the early game. Basically, you cranked out units until you managed to build up the TC just outside of their garrison ranges and then used that TC to deal damage and provide cover fire while simultaneously cranking out even more peasants to create even more TCs. Your opponent simply wouldn't have the tools to deal with it until the late game they would never see.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #69 on: 11 Feb 2010, 17:22 »

Also about Tommy, because he is pretty.



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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #70 on: 11 Feb 2010, 17:28 »

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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #71 on: 11 Feb 2010, 19:45 »

(In the closet, a girl crying over things Roddy told her)

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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #72 on: 13 Feb 2010, 12:30 »

Good news, everyone!

There is no now difference between this place and hipinion.

We've also reached the point dumbrella was at before it died.

yeah, what is up with hipinion? I tried to register last week.

You're not hard enough.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #73 on: 13 Feb 2010, 12:31 »

Obviously we are now the equivalent of a Nightclub.

except the music's better and nobody is judging me

Dude we all fuccin judge everyone.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #74 on: 13 Feb 2010, 12:31 »

Wait maybe it is just me who judges everyone.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #75 on: 13 Feb 2010, 15:04 »

Judge not, less ye be Judged

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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #76 on: 13 Feb 2010, 15:07 »

Yeah everyone knows Kieffer's an ass but some of us still like him anyway.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #77 on: 13 Feb 2010, 19:17 »

Yeah everyone knows Kieffer's an ass but some of us still like him anyway.

I realized I am a troll today.

I'm pretty okay with it.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #78 on: 13 Feb 2010, 19:18 »

Hey Ally, if there are 4 girls living in a house, 3 of them are single, and I want to bang two of them, how do I choose?

They are generally equal in attractiveness but one drinks more and is probably better at sex, while the other just got out of a 3.5 year relationship about two months ago but has ruder titties.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #79 on: 13 Feb 2010, 19:19 »

rude breasts are the way to go
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #80 on: 14 Feb 2010, 03:07 »

People just coming out of relatively long-term relationships are fucking nuts (I have been this person).  Go with the drinkin' one.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #81 on: 14 Feb 2010, 05:55 »

People just coming out of relatively long-term relationships are into long extended bouts of meaningless sex because they think it somehow hurts their exes.  Go with the nut.  Just leave before the crying starts.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #82 on: 14 Feb 2010, 14:19 »

I think Kugai just saw the whole "judging" thing as an excuse to post Judge Dredd.

And I mean can you really blame a man looking to plug Judge Dredd?




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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #83 on: 14 Feb 2010, 14:24 »

I am with pilsner all the way on this one. Rude titties chick will totally be up for some bangin. (Yes I have been her also)
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #84 on: 15 Feb 2010, 01:30 »

Dem tits dem tits dem ruuude tits.
Hear de word of de lord.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #85 on: 15 Feb 2010, 02:05 »

I realized I am a troll today.

I'm pretty okay with it.

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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #86 on: 15 Feb 2010, 02:05 »

oh shit am i a troll too
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #87 on: 15 Feb 2010, 03:14 »

Infinite Troll Debates.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #88 on: 15 Feb 2010, 04:37 »

Today?
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #89 on: 15 Feb 2010, 04:40 »

I think we should have pics of dem rude titties so we can make an informed decision.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #90 on: 15 Feb 2010, 05:04 »

tits or gtfo

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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #91 on: 15 Feb 2010, 06:54 »

I realized I am a troll today.

I'm pretty okay with it.

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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #92 on: 15 Feb 2010, 06:55 »

It's cool though as long as lunchy likes me.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #93 on: 15 Feb 2010, 08:00 »

Stalone was a pretty good casting choice for that movie. Pretty much perfect appearance, I think, and he did a good gruff voice.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #94 on: 15 Feb 2010, 09:04 »

(In the closet, a girl crying over things Roddy told her)

Oh Rodrick <3

Look I merely entirely accurately pointed out the truth in regards to both of her (apparent) masturbatory idols, Noel Fielding and Russel Brand: that they are two jumped-up mockney wazzocks with the collective intellect of a clubbed otter and all of the charm of a shit being shoved up one's nostril - and that furthermore, her idolatry of them and slavering over them only fed their lecherous, venereal powers and kept their syphilitically twisted egos on television when frankly I'd find a bottle of milk slowly going rancid better entertainment.

I mean, it's not like I knew she was queer for them, was it?

oh, and by the by...

Stalone was a pretty good casting choice for that movie. Pretty much perfect appearance, I think, and he did a good gruff voice.

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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #95 on: 15 Feb 2010, 17:46 »

OK the movie suffered from some hollywood syndrome but I recall it fondly. I am downloading it right now, but I just watched a trailer and saw Rob Schneider and now I'm reconsidering viewing the movie again.

I always had the complaint where the lady judge is taking cover because people are shooting and then Dredd strolls up and says 'effective range of weapon means we're safe' but, I thought the people were shooting down at them, which I thought would mean the effective range for a ballistic projectile (bullet) would not be the same as for a horizontal shot?
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #96 on: 15 Feb 2010, 17:51 »

Rob Schneider was in Judge Dredd?

I know he was in Demolition Man which is pretty much the exact same movie, but I didn't realize he was in both. Weird.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #97 on: 15 Feb 2010, 19:09 »

Stalone was a pretty good casting choice for that movie. Pretty much perfect appearance.

Given Judge Dredd's character design is largely based on a combination of Stallone and David Carradine's characters from Death Race 2000, this is hardly surprising.

The problem was not the casting so much as the way it took everything that makes Judge Dredd good, ate it, shat it out into a hotdog bun and forced it down the viewers throat. There is really no way that a Judge Dredd movie can get away with such fantastic violations of the setting as Dredd removing his mask, having interpersonal relationships etc. unless they delivered a flawless interpretation of one of the best stories (The Cursed Earth, Judge Death, America). Really though, the main underlying problem is that the Judge Dredd movie completely ignored the satirical nature of Judge Dredd. In fact, it became exactly the sort of thing Judge Dredd is basically a parody or pastiche of.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #98 on: 15 Feb 2010, 21:51 »

Yeah, I can't really fault the choice of Stallone. I don't really know who else you'd pick, to be honest. Stallone may not create believable characters, but he was never afraid to commit himself to a role physically or to play characters that are inherently pretty ridiculous. So really, I'd say that properly done the Judge Dredd role would have played to his strengths, since the core of the character is an uncompromising ideologue who views himself as essential to keeping order in a weak and corrupt society. The setting itself obviously has a lot of elements of parody and satire, but Dredd himself isn't really one for subtlety or much in the way of winks and nods to the audience. Hell, if Dredd could be said to have a sense of humor, you would have to describe it as a grim appreciation for irony and poetic justice. Fitting for a Judge, I guess.


Also, it's pretty sad that Judge Dredd was such a horrible movie that I almost feel like I need to defend Demolition Man now just because of SWM's post.
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Re: I Don't Think New People Can Sign Up
« Reply #99 on: 16 Feb 2010, 00:14 »

Considering the film overall, I think the producers shoulda got Titan for it.
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