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From her mother

2 (2.2%)

From her father

4 (4.3%)

From Dora

18 (19.4%)

From the best nanny money could buy

20 (21.5%)

She's simply a good person

27 (29%)

By logical deduction and observation

18 (19.4%)

Callous calcium calliope

4 (4.3%)

Total Members Voted: 35

Voting closed: 04 Apr 2010, 20:09

[westrim]

That pink is blinding.


I like what Google and Wikipedia are doing to celebrate the holiday.

[Kugai]

Ahhh Jeph, you certainly know the old Klingon expression about revenge.

Hey, is that Marten's dad when he was a young man?     

[MegaLexi]

  Ha!  I knew Hanners would come!

  Also, is it just me, or does Hanners' hair look kind of animeish?

Somewhat. Ever since she cut her hair i've thought she looked like this character from Bleach called Kotetsu Isane.

God damn it now I'm never going to unsee this.

[jwhouk]

At first, I thought Angus was commenting on Marigold's speed in leaving her boob-lock on Hanners (three cheers for not throwing Mar-Bear across the room into the hamper!) and fleeing to the bathroom to hork. It actually took me a couple of reads to realize that Jeff just doesn't use "hites" all that much. The jaunty angle of fleeing Hanner-hair finally hit me with the clue stick.

I'd like to know how Hanners managed, between panels 3A and 3B, to free her arms. Of course, between 4A and 4B, she freed her whole self, ninja style. I wonder if she's taken lessons from Short Packed!'s Ninja Rick. Ninjas are clean creatures, right?

Maybe there will be a new 5H mnemonic.

Hugging Hanners Heralds Hilarious Horking

I think what happened is that the last panel (Hanners standing next to Angus) is shortly after Marigold bolted for the toilet, maybe up to a good 30 seconds after Mar-bear had started the horking in 4A ("hurp").

[jwhouk]

Personally, you need to recruit her for the olympic sprint teams -

I dunno; how would the IOC feel about someone hired to stand behind Hannelore and spew chunk?

Not well, probably. I think that's why hurling is not an olympic discipline.

It's messed up that hurling isn't an Olympic "discipline", but Women's Field Hockey is.

[jwhouk]

Oh.

(Looks over at calendar)

(shakes head)

[St.Clair]

Don't look at it, Marion!

[imenonelse]

On another note, an arm around Angus!  And it doesn't have a fist!  

IknowIknowIknow! I'm SO excited!!

me too! very hopeful....

[dragonkiri]

Soooo.... since penises are quite commonly depicted as columns of light, does this comic mean that Sousuke-kun is a tentacle monster?

[Schmorgluck]

I think what happened is that the last panel (Hanners standing next to Angus) is shortly after Marigold bolted for the toilet, maybe up to a good 30 seconds after Mar-bear had started the horking in 4A ("hurp").

Alas, like has been already said, there's absolutely no indication that Marigold has had the time to head for the toilet. Angus' remark even suggests the contrary.

[yellowledbetter]

Oh.

(Looks over at calendar)

(shakes head)

This.

[Mr. Doctor]

Oh man... The worst part is that there were some sound effects when I saw the light coming out of his pants.

[fifthfiend]

Oh man... The worst part is that there were some sound effects when I saw the light coming out of his pants.

I pretty much just heard this.

[raoullefere]

Wow! Hannelore goes from letting Marigold hug her to this? That's getting to the point of…fast progress! (Don't tell him, but Jeph forgot to draw her breasts).

Adjusts nemes, grabs violin, hops on boat, and sails up da river.

[Border Reiver]

Me, I was just thinking that whatever androgynous being was undoing the zipper was going to be extremely disappointed at that "Premature at breech". 

[raoullefere]

Northampton, MA.…is nicknamed The Paradise City.

So the grass is green and the girls are pretty?

Don't know about that, but judging by the faux-castle in the Wikipedia photograph, they hired Walt Disney as the town planner.

Uncle Walt was the planner? I wonder if he came up with this plan?

[michi-love]

Wowwwwwwwwww. Okay. Reading QC is usually the first thing I do of a morning if I don't catch it before I fall asleep. Beginning to think this is a bad idea, as I was VERY confused looking at the comic (and the page title on my Firefox browser) until I reached the newspost.

Still, though, the light. Is he like, the Japanese Edward of Twilight? Does he sparkle? SPARKLE-PEEEEEEN.

[ecstaticjoy]

noooooooooooo, I hate april fools day.

[Mad Cat]

Wow! Hannelore goes from letting Marigold hug her to this? That's getting to the point of…fast progress! (Don't tell him, but Jeph forgot to draw her breasts).

raoullefere, meet Yaoi. Yaoi, raoullefere.

Have fun you kids!

[Spoom]

I wish my penis shone like a beacon.

[Is it cold in here?]

Poll results:

an empowered woman going for what she wants     - 41 (11.1%)
a naive crusher    - 161 (43.4%)
too drunk to classify    - 79 (21.3%)
better for Angus than Faye is    - 57 (15.4%)
sullen sulfur suffragette    - 33 (8.9%)

[Tuitsuro]

Not the best attempt of the day.  Though, at least Jeph hasn't gone gone Gaga, been foiled in an attempt to create a image board, was taken over by unix, or outright killed himself in the process of making a JOKE.  

Personally, I think the best April Fool of they day was Youtube's TEXTp.  But then, I'm a fan of ASCII art. 

[LeeC]

stay away and let female friend console her is the best option for Angus.  Then nuke them from orbit, its the only way to be sure.

[Carl-E]

I wish my penis shone like a beacon.

'twould make peein' in the middle of the night considerably easier...

... at least Jeph hasn't gone gone Gaga,

Thanks, I would have missed that one - I only check Mondays for updates! 

been foiled in an attempt to create a image board,

Epic fail, aparrently. 

was taken over by unix,

This was absolutely brilliant!  And the commands really work!!

or outright killed himself in the process of making a JOKE. 

Personally, I think the best April Fool of they day was Youtube's TEXTp.  But then, I'm a fan of ASCII art. 

WOW.  I love acsii art, too and you'd almost believe the reasonning!  Still, it's all about deception...

I gave a test today, and went into the room with a stack of scratch paper 5 times as thick as the test, with the tests on top.  Thunked it on the desk.  Went about the usual preparatory remarks. then heaved the stck back up, and said,"Alright, time for the test!" 

After a moment of absolutelly terrorized looks from the students I pulled the actual stack odf test papers off the top, dropped rest of the stack, and said "April fools!" 

I'll be enjoying that one for years...

[Tuitsuro]

I wish my penis shone like a beacon.

Which reminded me...

[Border Reiver]

I gave a test today, and went into the room with a stack of scratch paper 5 times as thick as the test, with the tests on top.  Thunked it on the desk.  Went about the usual preparatory remarks. then heaved the stck back up, and said,"Alright, time for the test!" 

After a moment of absolutelly terrorized looks from the students I pulled the actual stack odf test papers off the top, dropped rest of the stack, and said "April fools!" 

I'll be enjoying that one for years...

That is so funny that I'm going to steal it!  How should I footnote you?

[raoullefere]

I gave a test today, and went into the room with a stack of scratch paper 5 times as thick as the test, with the tests on top.  Thunked it on the desk.  Went about the usual preparatory remarks. then heaved the stck back up, and said,"Alright, time for the test!" 

You might try this one: the class before the exam, after incessant demands to know "What's going to be on the test," the teacher says "now I'm going to show you your actual exam. Get ready." And then, twelve feet away from the front row, he holds up the exam one sheet at a time, gesturing in front of each page hand-model fashion.  Of course, no one saw anything of value, although one ass did have the chutzpa to say, pencil in hand, "slow down!"

Wow! Hannelore goes from letting Marigold hug her to this? That's getting to the point of…fast progress! (Don't tell him, but Jeph forgot to draw her breasts).Adjusts nemes, grabs violin, hops on boat, and sails up da river.

raoullefere, meet Yaoi. Yaoi, raoullefere.

Have fun you kids!

I cannot hear you over the sounds of rushing waters, nor do I have time to greet any Chinese NBA players.

[Carl-E]

I gave a test today, and went into the room with a stack of scratch paper 5 times as thick as the test, with the tests on top.  Thunked it on the desk.  Went about the usual preparatory remarks. then heaved the stck back up, and said,"Alright, time for the test!" 

After a moment of absolutelly terrorized looks from the students I pulled the actual stack odf test papers off the top, dropped rest of the stack, and said "April fools!" 

I'll be enjoying that one for years...

That is so funny that I'm going to steal it!  How should I footnote you?

On the bottom peice in the stack of paper, of course! 

[keikun496]

oh my god penises do not work that way.

he really should get that checked out.

[Carl-E]

He IS getting it checked out...

[Orcao]

JEPH!!! THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT WHEN A MAN UNZIPS ANOTHER MANS PANTS IT MAKES IT SHINE

[LeeC]

I wonder...we see Marigold and hanners (possibly Angus too) talk about everything, angus goes to the shop, marten and dora comic (maybe talking to faye about what to do with angus now), anthroPC comic.

[Carl-E]

You callin for next week?  'cause Friday is up! 

And Hanners looks friggin' maternal in panel 5, all shiny eyed...

[LeeC]

I was just thinking that.  Marigold brings out hanners maternal instincts.

[akronnick]

Careful Hanners, you get enough freakout all together and the pile could go critical on you!

[Tuitsuro]

The comic's cute.

Insert Morbo 'OCD DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY' image macro here, though.  

[the_shankmaster]

Hannelore's hair looks even better tonight.

[zagraf]

D'awww, the last few panels are so sweet. I love Hanners. (But not in a creepy!bannable way.)

[lhasafi]

Even if she got her crush crushed, Marigold is lucky to have someone like Hanners.

On a completely unrelated note, the idea of Hanners going all super saiyan with her stored-up freakout is kinda... alluring.

[Varian7]

Hanners is making great progress.  I remember in her twitter account where she mentions using relaxation techniques to fend off panic attacks.  Go Hanners go!

[Mad Cat]

The comic's cute.

Insert Morbo 'OCD DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY' image macro here, though. 

Insert Phillip J. Frye "How do you know? Maybe it's like light, or electricity, or fast food." image macro here.

Hanners is so saccharine in this strip, I hope Jeff's well insured, cause he just gave me diabetes.

[Schmorgluck]

Awww, the comic went from heartbreaking to heartwarming in just a few days.

[Carl-E]

Still gonna be heartbreaking when Marigold finally regains consciousness. 

Insert Morbo 'OCD DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY' image macro here, though. 

Insert Phillip J. Frye "How do you know? Maybe it's like light, or electricity, or fast food." image macro here.

Been pretty well established that it doesn't work that way.  What it does mean is that she's making some kind of progress, and can even joke about it. 

However, Hanners' OCD tends to be about cleanliness.  She made Marigold clean up quite a bit first!  Ad she has sses with being touched, here she is not being hugged but rather she is initiating a gentle touch in a relatively safe manner on someone who's sleeping.  Improvement, yes, but small steps, as they should be!

And I'm sure afterwards, she'll wash her hands... but right now she feels needed.  Sometimes it's enough to overcome a fear! 

[Border Reiver]

My first reaction was this is the difference between male and female friends.  Male friends would likely be storing most of this ifo for future embarassing stories, rather than being maternal.  [First time the puking aftger drinking too much happened to my brother my father's reaction was to make sure that he didn't fall in the bathroom after the dry heaves then to wake him the next morning for Church.  Don't worry Dad made sure there was a hearty breakfast of bacon and eggs!  Drink if you want, but be ready to do what you're supposed to the next morning.]

Our maybe just my male friends...

[Wiregeek]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VtUrz4rxXA

This is what happens when you leave your video camera unattended around people who are drinking.

[Is it cold in here?]

I think the next poll will be about how Hannelore got to be that good-hearted. Not to mention knowing the right things to do.

[Carl-E]

Clearly didn't learn it from Mom...

Maybe from the best nanny money could buy? 

[raoullefere]

I was wondering, too, how Hanners learned to do the Mom thing, considering her example. That maternal look in panel five is, well, moving, and not at all what we'd expect from Sauron her mother. Maybe her dad, defying all preconceptions, is like that, at least when he's not planning how to accidentally reconfigure the universe.

Yes, partially ninja'd. Care? No. (It's just Carl)

[Kugai]

On a completely unrelated note, the idea of Hanners going all super saiyan with her stored-up freakout is kinda... alluring.

Yes, it could go OVER 9000!!


Hannermom has emerged - Or she could be crushing on Mari-Bear herself   

[Exar_Kun]

Yeah...my theory is that Hanners' biological clock has started ticking. Its so intense for her that she invents the artificial womb, steals a guys sperm (whom she has previously judged to be the perfect donor (probably Marten's)), sends all the equipment up to her dad in the space station, and viola, we have a perfect OCD Hannerbaby for her to take care of.

Also, Hanners won't go Super Saiyan from her freak out, she'll transform into Freakazoid, because everyone knows thats what a freak out does.