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Author Topic: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video  (Read 43758 times)

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to recap: the universe is full of miracles, and those miracles are maybe made by magic. the dark carnival is god and jesus
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Music is all magic. You can't even hold it!
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Sometimes I see a terrible post so I click and look back at every post that person has ever made. That is why I never have time to actually post things.

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man the comments are hilarious

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This vid is the shit. All u chicken fuckin HATERS dnt knw ur ass from a hole in the ground. All of ya dnt knw what we JUGGALOS knw. WE DA SHIT. So if u racist bigots u dirty demons can just FUCK OFF BITCHES!!! MMWFCL 2 ALL my JUGGALO FAMILY
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Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.

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Yes, Shaggy 2 Dope was rapping between the legs of a pregnant woman.
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Aww, he loves his mom and he considers it a miracle that their kids look like them!
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"I fed a fish to a pelican in Frisco Bay
It tried to eat my cellphone" "He ran away"

It's a miracle!

Also, the pyramids were made by magic as well!

Actually I think the only miracle in this video is that ICP gets shot into the sun at the very end.
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fuckkin' rainbows
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magic everywhere in dis bitch
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jesus christ it's been two days and it's still getting funnier every single time i say it
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he considers it a miracle that their kids look like them!

I think he was implying his wife is unfaithful?

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I still associate Violent J with Guy Fieri in my head which makes this ten times funnier.
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I'm like the boy who cried "you guys are faggots"

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That's the part of the video where I shifted from horror to outright mirth.
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nick is a dick so you don't have to be!

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the pelican part's before that though
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I was only half paying attention, to maintain my sanity
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man the comments are hilarious

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#cjc813 But does two guys really constitute a "posse?" I mean, that's more of a partnership, really..

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Of course yr kids look like you they have the same facepaint, you douchebags.
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It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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and the same genes, the concept of which could easily be explained by a scientist
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I think he was implying his wife is unfaithful?
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I'm like the boy who cried "you guys are faggots"

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Holy shit.

Is this for serious?
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Of course yr kids look like you they have the same facepaint, you douchebags.

FUKKIN BABIES, HOW DO THEY WORK?
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Actually I think the only miracle in this video is that ICP gets shot into the sun at the very end.

I really feel like that was more fate than anything else
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[22:26] Dovey: like, maybe, 4 or 5 times that i know of?
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Definitely one of the best clips I've ever seen.

Kind of reminds me of a redneck version of the Symphony of Science - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zSgiXGELjbc
« Last Edit: 10 Apr 2010, 17:27 by Rizzo »
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"Yeah, they're always biting my shit you know how that goes"

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It seems like certain sections of the Internet are talking about nothing but this video right now, and that makes me happy.

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Quote from: John Darnielle
For once, when at the Frisco bay,
with Faygo and in pensive mood,
a pelican my cellphone ate
or tried to, which I thought was rude;
And then my heart with pleasure fills,
to recognize these mirakills.

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A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His mouth can hold more than his belly can,
He can hold in his beak,
Enough food for a week.
And fuck you bitch-ass faggots, juggalo for life

Quote from: John Darnielle
the best ever clown makeup band outta Houston
had been down with the clown
since their grade school'd expelled them

Quote from: someone i don't know
This is just to say
I have eaten the cellphone
that was
in your hand

and which
you were probably
saving
for a phone call

Forgive me
it was delicious
maybe you could get it out
using some sort of magnet?

Quote from: someone else i'm not familiar with
Two Faygos procured in Harper Woods
And sorry I could not spray you with both
And be one Juggalo, long I stood
And shook up one as much as I could
To better soak with Red Pop your clothes

Then shook the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim
Then a pelican took to the air
His fucking pouch, my cell phone's in there
Last time I'll toss fish in Frisco Bay

And two bitches that morning I furiously laid
With faces painted white upon black
Oh, I sprayed Faygo on the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way
I doubted if she should ever come back

Fucking magnets, I say with a sigh
I don't want to talk to no scientist
Two Faygos procured in Harper Woods
I shook the one labeled Rock & Rye
And that has made all the difference.

Quote from: for the sake of argument, Allen Clownsberg
I saw the best minds of my juggalo nation blown by magnets, starving hysterical naked,
dragging themselves through the faygo cans at dawn looking for an angry fix,
jester-painted hipsters toking for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machinery of night,
who poverty and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat up smoking in the supernatural darkness of their parents' basements festering 'neath suburbs of Detroit contemplating Mushroomhead

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insane clown poesy
« Last Edit: 12 Apr 2010, 07:08 by Johnny C »
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Oh, you did *not* just Juggalise Ginsberg...
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I am really hoping that Johnny is being sarcastic about not being able to attribute famous poems to Robert Frost. And, uh, Robert Frost's wife, apocryphally, I guess.
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My kingdom for a juggalised version of "Kubla Khan"
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I can have a try.

What is that terrible hair thing Juggalos do where the hair is made into little sort of braids that just stick out everywhere called?

« Last Edit: 12 Apr 2010, 08:24 by KharBevNor »
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I call 'em "Coolio Dreads".



Actually I'm quite sure that Coolio played last year's Gathering of the Juggalos. Wonder how his hairstyle became a thing?
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I am really hoping that Johnny is being sarcastic about not being able to attribute famous poems to Robert Frost. And, uh, Robert Frost's wife, apocryphally, I guess.

Come on, I know Robert Frost wrote it (or his wife, depending on yr literary historian), I was attributing the rewrites to their authors. I don't know who those people were!
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Wait, those things are real? I thought you just made them up!!
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Is the fourth one e.e. cummings?
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Hey wow it turns out I'm the poetry idiot because I got my Bob Frost mixed up with the Bill Carlos Billiams.

Here is the original:

Quote from: William Carlos Williams
THIS IS JUST TO SAY
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold

The story goes that he made the poem out of a note his wife left for him.
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Oops! I love that poem. It's so passive aggressive. Leaving notes is such an interesting way of communicating.
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Wait, how is it passive aggressive? I mean I barely even understand that term anyway but to me that note seems passive taunting or maybe passive condescending at worst.
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I mean, uh, PASSIVE AGGRESSIVENESS! HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT WORK??
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Ah, dammit. I'm mixing up my notable early free verse poets now.
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only here could a thread about ICP turn into a thread about poetry
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Also I would like to point out that the combination of Sailor Moon and faux-Kerouac / Sonic Youth spelling is perhaps the purest distillation of what this forum is that we have yet been presented with.

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It's a fuckin' miracle, evidently.
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no dude it's a mirakill
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Wait, how is it passive aggressive? I mean I barely even understand that term anyway but to me that note seems passive taunting or maybe passive condescending at worst.

Well, passive aggressiveness is basically just a form of relationship sabotage while avoiding confrontation. Sending someone a note about how good that fruit they planned to eat tasted might fall under that category depending on the context.
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the ship has Dr. Pepper but not Mr. Pibb; it's an absolute goddamned travesty

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Hey wait so John Darnielle actually actually wrote those poems?
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I'm seeing the Mountain Goats tomorrow night. I'll ask him.
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