Topic: It Is Impossible To Understand The New Insane Clown Posse Video (Read 55491 times)

Christophe · « **Reply #100 on:** 22 Apr 2010, 09:09 »

Quote from: Juggalo C of Theze Estates In Yo Mothafuckin' Mouth

I Can't Wait for the day!
When my knife finally arrives
So I can stab you in the face
And I Cry, "Oh God, you're not wearing face paint
Once I'm done stabbing you in the face, I'll go straight for the taint"
And 2 Dope will split the sky
And a million Faygo showers will reply
"My Son, Suck My Nuts, This is Goodbye"
'Till then, you will fucking die,
But I Can't Wait!

Ballard · « **Reply #101 on:** 22 Apr 2010, 10:37 »

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Christophe · « **Reply #102 on:** 22 Apr 2010, 16:30 »

Quote from: Andruu Scott Juggalo of the band Zloan

But if you think that it's sticky when you're covered in Faygo
It's hard to believe you're a true-ass Juggalo

Ballard · « **Reply #103 on:** 04 May 2010, 22:18 »

Hey guys, Miracles was actually a cover.

Inlander · « **Reply #104 on:** 04 May 2010, 22:33 »

How dare you, Gene.

JD · « **Reply #105 on:** 04 May 2010, 22:36 »

Hey look a interview

Inlander · « **Reply #106 on:** 04 May 2010, 22:39 »

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People that have listened to us for a while know that we've always included one, sometimes three, deep, meaningful songs on our records.

scarred · « **Reply #107 on:** 04 May 2010, 22:40 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 04 May 2010, 22:36

Hey look a interview

an interview, twatcakes

RallyMonkey · « **Reply #108 on:** 04 May 2010, 22:40 »

Quote from: Inlander on 04 May 2010, 22:39

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People that have listened to us for a while know that we've always included one, sometimes three, deep, meaningful songs on our records.

Never two. Never, ever two.

JD · « **Reply #109 on:** 04 May 2010, 22:41 »

Quote from: scarred on 04 May 2010, 22:40

Quote from: Zombiedude on 04 May 2010, 22:36
Hey look a interview

an interview, twatcakes

FUCKING GRAMMAR, HOW DOES IT WORK

Inlander · « **Reply #110 on:** 04 May 2010, 22:41 »

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So maybe we were a little loose with the word, 'cause everyone seems to pick on the fact that a lot of the things we mention are not, in fact, miracles. But they're totally missing the point of the song: It's just about appreciating those things. For example, a long-necked giraffe. A giraffe may not actually be a miracle according to the books, but I took my daughter and my son to the zoo last fall and we fed a giraffe. Let me tell you something — a giraffe is a fucking miracle. If you've never stood next to a fucking yellow-ass giraffe with a long neck, looking like a fucking dinosaur, it's just an amazing sight.

scarred · « **Reply #111 on:** 04 May 2010, 22:42 »

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I've always thought a miracle was something awesome

I knew it. Boobs are miracles.

RallyMonkey · « **Reply #112 on:** 04 May 2010, 22:42 »

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it's not 100 percent about science, even.

Inlander · « **Reply #113 on:** 04 May 2010, 22:43 »

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We never spoke to Eminem, we never officially shook his hand or squashed the beef

Inlander · « **Reply #114 on:** 04 May 2010, 22:45 »

Actually in Mr. J's defence I do sometimes find myself staring at a bird's legs and thinking "Holy shit, it's just like a fucking dinosaur". Seriously. Have a good look at a bird's legs next time you get the chance, people.

I guess what I'm trying to say is that in the parlance of the day, evolution is a fuckin' miracle.

RallyMonkey · « **Reply #115 on:** 04 May 2010, 22:50 »

I have to admit that the interview makes him seem far more intelligent than you'd ever think he was.

Ballard · « **Reply #116 on:** 04 May 2010, 22:56 »

Intelligent is a hell of a word.

Maybe "capable of decent, grammatical English" instead.

Then again:

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A giraffe may not actually be a miracle according to the books, but I took my daughter and my son to the zoo last fall and we fed a giraffe. Let me tell you something — a giraffe is a fucking miracle. If you've never stood next to a fucking yellow-ass giraffe with a long neck, looking like a fucking dinosaur, it's just an amazing sight.

Inlander · « **Reply #117 on:** 04 May 2010, 23:00 »

Quote from: Ballard on 04 May 2010, 22:56

Maybe "capable of decent, grammatical English" instead.

On the other hand, as he freely admits in the interview, the media is prone to chopping up and editing his replies to their questions - so how do we know that he really sounds that intelligible in real life?

KvP · « **Reply #118 on:** 05 May 2010, 00:11 »

I've always gotten the sense that Violent J is, to some extent, a performance artist. Like Dash Snow, but better.

Shaggy 2 Dope, I think he might actually be a dumbass.

Johnny C · « **Reply #119 on:** 05 May 2010, 00:36 »

If that interview doesn't immediately endear you to Violent J I don't know what's the matter with you. Dude just lives large and loves life.

KvP · « **Reply #120 on:** 05 May 2010, 01:00 »

I'm gonna have to vouch for his giraffe comment as well. Went to a rare animal zoo in Arizona when I was a kid and having a giraffe crane its neck over a 10-foot fence and grab food pellets out of your hand with its tongue is truly awe-inspiring.

Inlander · « **Reply #121 on:** 05 May 2010, 01:28 »

And we haven't even started talking about their crazy blue tongues!

I think everyone in this thread owes at least 50% of the Insane Clown Posse an apology.

scarred · « **Reply #122 on:** 05 May 2010, 01:29 »

KvP · « **Reply #123 on:** 05 May 2010, 01:42 »

"Miracles" in monologue form.

Ballard · « **Reply #124 on:** 05 May 2010, 05:23 »

Hahaha oh man, haven't seen that in a while.

ALoveSupreme · « **Reply #125 on:** 05 May 2010, 18:36 »

I didn't know they did a nightline interview. I tracked down what I think is an unedited version. It's at least a little refreshing to hear them say most of their lyrics are a joke. They don't sound exceptionally eloquent, and they like to hide behind the "we're entertainers" mantra a little bit, but it's an interesting watch.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfisddCgtsg

Inlander · « **Reply #126 on:** 05 May 2010, 22:07 »

I do hope that Violent J and Martin Bashir can squash the beef together.

Ballard · « **Reply #127 on:** 05 May 2010, 22:11 »

Watching that video made me a little embarrassed for everyone involved.

Inlander · « **Reply #128 on:** 05 May 2010, 22:26 »

Watching that video made me realise that I'd clicked on a link to a thirty-minute video of Martin Bashir interviewing the Insane Clown Posse. Fortunately I made this realisation only about a minute and a half into the video and I was able to act accordingly.

KvP · « **Reply #129 on:** 06 May 2010, 00:33 »

Have you considered that a Sea Lion is essentially a dog with flippers?

Miracles.

ALoveSupreme · « **Reply #130 on:** 06 May 2010, 04:44 »

I caught an interview they did with Bill oReilly almost ten years ago (I was bored enough) and it was pretty much the same exact interview so maybe I do go back on saying it's an interesting watch, but Mr. J definitely seems to have a much better idea of what's going on than Mr. Dope

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #131 on:** 06 May 2010, 04:59 »

Nomen est omen.

Thrillho · « **Reply #132 on:** 06 May 2010, 17:57 »

I never disagreed with the sentiment the Posse had in that song. In fact I quite appreciated it and approved of the point they were making.

But the way they were making the point made them look like utter tools, as they almost always look. I mean 'fuckin' magnets, how do they work' is not the awy to get your point across, chaps.

They probably already know this.

Why am I still typing?

KvP · « **Reply #133 on:** 06 May 2010, 22:09 »

Today in Miracles.

KvP · « **Reply #134 on:** 12 May 2010, 15:41 »

Follow Violent J on twitter!

@bigviolentj

Just a taste:

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“I don't know what it is today but Im feeling a deep sadness for Michael Jackson. I miss his magic. It was awsome sharing the planet with him”

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“Sponge Bob is clearly gay. He wants Squidward. He's never shown intrest [sic] in Pearl, Mrs Puff or Sandy. He's metro sexual, and full of hints.”

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“The upcoming video for our song "Miricles" will compleatly melt your brain into a liquid that will pour out your eyes, ears, nose and mouth”

He's just like a normal person!

Barmymoo · « **Reply #135 on:** 26 May 2010, 07:20 »

OK guys I have a burning question I have been wanting an answer to for a while.

Where does the phrase "fucking [whatever], how does it work?" actually originate from?

I mean, I could google it, but I really don't want to google "Fucking, how does it work?".

KvP · « **Reply #136 on:** 26 May 2010, 07:33 »

The Insane Clown Posse song "Miracles", in which ICP wordsmith Shaggy 2 Dope utters the immortal line "Magnets: How do they work?"

Zingoleb · « **Reply #137 on:** 26 May 2010, 07:48 »

Fucking magnets, how do they work.

Barmymoo · « **Reply #138 on:** 26 May 2010, 08:04 »

I had begun to suspect it was something like that!

I mean, I doubt the ICP would pick up on a satirical internet meme and include in their songs, I guess.

So I have now watched the video and I gotta say, they're so sweet. For all their facepaint and bad language, the Insane Clown Posse are just small children marvelling at the world.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #139 on:** 04 Jun 2010, 00:14 »

http://laughingsquid.com/noisebridge-presents-science-for-juggalos/

Well ...

David_Dovey · « **Reply #140 on:** 25 Jun 2010, 19:55 »

SEX AND ROMANCE ADVICE FROM JUGGALOS

SEX AND ROMANCE ADVICE FROM JUGGALOS

SEX AND ROMANCE ADVICE FROM JUGGALOS

http://www.nerve.com/advice/2010/06/21/sex-advice-from-juggalos

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What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen at a Juggalo event?
Oh shit, where do I start? I was at a Miss Juggalette Pageant one night and I saw a girl get onstage and shove a twelve-inch kielbasa up her neden hole. Juggalos can’t dance, you know? So I guess they got to do something.

Wait, what’s a neden hole?
Oh, we call vaginas nedens.

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Oh, we call vaginas nedens.

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we call vaginas nedens.

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vaginas

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nedens.

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Oh, we call vaginas nedens.

Inlander · « **Reply #141 on:** 25 Jun 2010, 22:34 »

So she shoved it up her vagina hole?

Johnny C · « **Reply #142 on:** 26 Jun 2010, 00:57 »

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

e: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

KharBevNor · « **Reply #143 on:** 26 Jun 2010, 11:39 »

Nodaisho · « **Reply #144 on:** 26 Jun 2010, 19:54 »

There's no way she's a juggalo. She isn't morbidly obese.

JD · « **Reply #145 on:** 26 Jun 2010, 22:45 »

She might be one of the few photogenic juggalettes

Cire27 · « **Reply #146 on:** 27 Jun 2010, 07:17 »

A lot of people thought that right up until the herpes.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #147 on:** 27 Jun 2010, 09:56 »

Quote from: Zombiedude on 26 Jun 2010, 22:45

She might be one of the few photogenic juggalettes

Until she takes the make-up off, that is.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #148 on:** 28 Jun 2010, 22:52 »

Yeah it's amazing the difference that stuff can make, without the makeup she looks like this

JD · « **Reply #149 on:** 28 Jun 2010, 22:57 »

I'd hit it.

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