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1649 Alternate Ending
« on: 25 Apr 2010, 19:35 »
I lack the skill to provide a drawn version of this comic, but a script is the next best thing.

Panel 1
Penny:  You Twit!  You DILETTANTE!  You… you ASSBUTT!
Faye:   Dora, make Penny stop being mean to me!
Dora:  C’mon, Penelope.  You know Faye just likes to complain.

Panel 2
Penny:  That mindset is just so offensive.  I’d KILL to be able to write or edit books for a living.  To throw away that kind of opportunity just because it feels like WORK… ugh.
Dora:  How would you feel about editing Anne Rice novels?

Panel 3
Penny:  (shocked)

Panel 4
Penny:  (cries)
Dora:  Shit.
« Last Edit: 11 Jul 2010, 13:44 by mustang6172 »
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Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
« Reply #1 on: 25 Apr 2010, 21:22 »
It may say something that when I first saw the title of this thread that I thought it referred to the year.
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Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
« Reply #2 on: 25 Apr 2010, 21:47 »
They killed Charles I that year. Good times
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Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
« Reply #3 on: 26 Apr 2010, 05:44 »
Quote from: mustang6172 on 25 Apr 2010, 19:35
Dora:  How would you feel about editing Anne Rice novels?
Anne Rice novels are edited?
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Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
« Reply #4 on: 26 Apr 2010, 13:38 »
Presumably someone has to insert the punctuation....
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Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
« Reply #5 on: 26 Apr 2010, 15:56 »
According to 242, Dora likes Anne Rice novels.
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Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
« Reply #6 on: 26 Apr 2010, 16:20 »
People like Jimbo's novels, too. 

Doesn't make 'em good...
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Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
« Reply #7 on: 26 Apr 2010, 17:51 »
Quote from: Zombiedude on 25 Apr 2010, 21:47
They killed Charles I that year. Good times

Depends on whether you consider Cromwell's brand of Puritanism and military dictatorship good times, but what ever floats your boat.
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Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
« Reply #8 on: 26 Apr 2010, 20:54 »
The point being that they might not be Dora's first choice of a Horrible Example.
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Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
« Reply #9 on: 26 Apr 2010, 21:48 »
Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 26 Apr 2010, 15:56
According to 242, Dora likes Anne Rice novels.
Yeah, but that was when she was still gothy Dora, so I assume she was attracted by the subject-matter rather than any literary merit.
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Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
« Reply #10 on: 26 Apr 2010, 23:31 »
Quote from: Carl-E on 26 Apr 2010, 16:20
People like Jimbo's novels, too. 

Doesn't make 'em good...

this is the most ludicrous forum post i've ever read.
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Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
« Reply #11 on: 27 Apr 2010, 02:45 »
Quote from: scarred on 26 Apr 2010, 23:31
Quote from: Carl-E on 26 Apr 2010, 16:20
People like Jimbo's novels, too. 

Doesn't make 'em good...

this is the most ludicrous forum post i've ever read.

this is the most ludicrous forum post i've ever read.
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Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
« Reply #12 on: 27 Apr 2010, 03:21 »
Nice to know my goal's been met. 
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Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
« Reply #13 on: 27 Apr 2010, 12:31 »
Akima has a great point there.
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Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
« Reply #14 on: 27 Apr 2010, 13:56 »
Quote from: mustang6172 on 25 Apr 2010, 19:35
Dora:  How would you feel about editing Stephanie Meyer novels?
would have made more sense really. that would have made any sane editor cry their eyes out.
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Re: 1649 Alternate Ending
« Reply #15 on: 27 Apr 2010, 17:38 »
There is no editing in the entire Universe that will improve that hack Myers books


Except using a TARDIS and going back and running her over with a steam roller
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