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Author Topic: Duke Nukem: Forever is Official  (Read 11845 times)

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Re: Duke Nukem: Forever is Official
« Reply #50 on: 21 Jan 2011, 15:09 »

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Re: Duke Nukem: Forever is Official
« Reply #51 on: 21 Feb 2011, 22:14 »

Fucking hell I'm so excited for this game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G06qblfloTQ&t=3m9s
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Re: Duke Nukem: Forever is Official
« Reply #52 on: 21 Feb 2011, 22:17 »

When is the demo coming out I must know
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Re: Duke Nukem: Forever is Official
« Reply #53 on: 22 Feb 2011, 19:13 »

Duke's VA was god-awful, like, even by video game standards.
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Re: Duke Nukem: Forever is Official
« Reply #54 on: 22 Feb 2011, 22:26 »

Duke's VA was god-awful, like, even by video game standards.

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Re: Duke Nukem: Forever is Official
« Reply #56 on: 23 Mar 2011, 18:25 »

That's not even sort of on the same level as Postal?
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Re: Duke Nukem: Forever is Official
« Reply #57 on: 23 Mar 2011, 18:32 »

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Re: Duke Nukem: Forever is Official
« Reply #58 on: 23 Mar 2011, 18:38 »

Yeah but who the fuck wants to play Call of Duty. Also the only real thing you have to do to avoid that criticism is find Call of Duty morally repugnant, which, you know, participatory civilian massacre sequences.

That's not even sort of on the same level as Postal?
You ain't reading me. There's really no way they couldn't have seen the sure-to-come shitstorm over this design decision, so it's essentially a very cynical PR move. We were able to dismiss Postal because it was a terribly made, low-rent game in every respect. Duke Nukem is an Event.

Plus it was a pun did you get the pun
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Re: Duke Nukem: Forever is Official
« Reply #59 on: 24 Mar 2011, 01:34 »

Oh hey, funny you mention it.  I have been playing Participatory Civilian Massacre for the last couple weeks now.  I've just got the safe house in Algonquin and I'm doing some jobs for Packie.  I definitely feel better about playing it on the PC, but strangely enough I like to swap between keyboard+mouse for the running sequences, then pick up my control pad when I get into a car.  Best of both worlds!
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Re: Duke Nukem: Forever is Official
« Reply #60 on: 24 Mar 2011, 05:29 »

Surprise, surprise!

It is delayed.
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Re: Duke Nukem: Forever is Official
« Reply #61 on: 24 Mar 2011, 07:47 »

Yeah, but only by a month. And that was a pretty good video.
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Re: Duke Nukem: Forever is Official
« Reply #62 on: 24 Mar 2011, 08:30 »

That was the best delay video.
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