Gee, I thought that was going to link to a clip of the wonder twins there...
Nah, I'm bringing out the rough stuff.
Angus, from an elite education, with the power to needlessly encourage arguments
Faye, from the Deep South, with the power of insecurity-driven bitchiness
When their powers combine, they form:
Captain Awkward! A strange being with the ability to make any social interaction unbearably uncomfortable.
(You know, I love how they screwed the southern hemisphere on that show. Sure, Africa got the Earth guy, but South America got the little weasel with the awesome power of—Heart! When all else failed, I suppose he [or she—that's how definite an impression the character made on me] could hug, hug, hug the trouble away. And Australia, of course, got a kick in the crotch—no heroes, but as best I recall from the few times I watched, some of the villains sounded like they were Aussie.)
And the more I look at the strip, the less certain I am we can rule out they haven't met up at the shop before this—Angus could be referring to continuing awkwardness that he's just not worked himself up to comment on, simply because of, well, you know.
Such is the power of
Captain Awkward.
I stand flummoxed.
Carl's right—sit down, maybe with a towel or newspapers under you. The flummox can loose the torrents at any time.