Jeph Jacques's comics discussion forums

  • 21 Aug 2019, 02:43
  • Welcome, Guest
Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 7   Go Down

Author Topic: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)  (Read 41955 times)

Lunchbox

  • Lovecraftian nightmare
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,856
  • Resident Beard Advisor
    • Tiger Darling

Guys I am just creating this thread because I for one really need just one all-purpose one-hit beardstravaganza.

This can be a place to post your Novembeard (or Decembeard, or Manuary, etc) progress, get beard advice, or just show off how pretty your face looks with a beard. All those things.

I am glad there are so many of us that appreciate the loveliness of a hairy-faced man.





Fuck yeah, beards.
Logged

David_Dovey

  • Nearly grown up
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 8,687
  • j'accuse!
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #1 on: 08 Nov 2010, 19:07 »

It's Januhairy
Logged
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

JD

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,935
  • The Phallussar
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #2 on: 08 Nov 2010, 19:09 »

then comes Manuary
Logged
Quote from: Jimmy the Squid
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.

Mein Tumblr

sean

  • Vulcan 3-D Chess Master
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,806
  • welp
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #3 on: 08 Nov 2010, 19:14 »

oh my god, a thread, just for beards?

i want to marry this thread.
Logged
- 20% of canadians are members of broken social scene

Lines

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10,330
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #4 on: 08 Nov 2010, 19:15 »

No neck beards. Kthnxbai. All other beards welcome!
Logged
:grumpypuss: :grumpypuss: :grumpypuss:

Lunchbox

  • Lovecraftian nightmare
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,856
  • Resident Beard Advisor
    • Tiger Darling
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #5 on: 08 Nov 2010, 19:27 »

Not enough
Logged

scarred

Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #6 on: 08 Nov 2010, 19:28 »

i want to marry this thread.
Logged
tumblr | wordpress | last.fm

Quote from: De_El
nick is a dick so you don't have to be!

Lunchbox

  • Lovecraftian nightmare
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,856
  • Resident Beard Advisor
    • Tiger Darling
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #7 on: 08 Nov 2010, 19:30 »

Logged

A Wet Helmet

  • Beyoncé
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 723
  • The war against lolcats begins now
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #8 on: 08 Nov 2010, 19:32 »

With one exception that I started to grow back out the very day I shaved it, I have been bearded for about 7.5 years now. I started growing it the day my youngest daughter was born.   Prior to that I had about 3.5 years of a friggin' wicked fu manchu.   Unfortunately, however, I am a corporate stiff and full fledged beardy-goodness is somewhat frowned upon.  Therefore I am merely --lamely-- van dyked.   Not only that, but its starting to turn grey.  *sigh*   I've even been considering shaving it completely if I can lose a few more pounds so my bare cheeks don't look so damn round.

Corporate conformity sucks.
Logged

Melodic

  • Only pretending to work
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,184
  • archive chin panties
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #9 on: 08 Nov 2010, 19:45 »

hey guys i wanted to ask about this

vancouver doesn't recognize novembeard
it recognizes movember
which i think is a really shitty name for a month
yeah?
Logged
And if you played too hard it'd flop out and dangle around by the wire and that is just super ugly

David_Dovey

  • Nearly grown up
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 8,687
  • j'accuse!
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #10 on: 08 Nov 2010, 19:46 »

  Therefore I am merely --lamely-- van dyked.   Not only that, but its starting to turn grey.  *sigh*

Actually the only way I can think a van dyke would be acceptable is if it's grey. Greyness + facial hair is a good thing.
Logged
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

A Wet Helmet

  • Beyoncé
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 723
  • The war against lolcats begins now
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #11 on: 08 Nov 2010, 19:55 »

I actually get a lot of compliments on the grey.  In fact, I can't think of anyone who has said anything other than it looks good, or distinguished, or... pick your adjective.

I, however, hate it.  Mentally, I'm still about 17.  I don't particularly care for the visual reminders of middle age. Especially because my facial hair is a glorious riot of brown, blond and red.  I've always been pretty fond of it.  My father used to have jet black hair, but then there was this distinct line in his sideburns where the black stopped and his facial hair was flaming red.   It was was wild.  Of course, he went grey younger than I did, so I guess I better not complain too much.

A couple of haircuts ago my  barber said "Ok, done."
I'm all like "Great, thanks."
Then he says "Yeah, I got all the grey ones for you."


Argh. Fuck. 

You dick.  I get it.  I'm halfway to dead.  Thanks for letting me know.
Logged

JD

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,935
  • The Phallussar
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #12 on: 08 Nov 2010, 19:57 »

hey guys i wanted to ask about this

vancouver doesn't recognize novembeard
it recognizes movember
which i think is a really shitty name for a month
yeah?
I'm glad I'm not the only one bothered by that.
Logged
Quote from: Jimmy the Squid
Hey JD, I really like your penis, man.

Mein Tumblr

Inlander

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,361
  • Hug your local saintly donkey.
    • Instant Life Substitute
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #13 on: 08 Nov 2010, 21:44 »

















Logged

celticgeek

  • GET ON THE NIGHT TRAIN
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,679
  • Linux Geek
    • The Celtic Geek
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #14 on: 08 Nov 2010, 21:57 »

Just so you all know, I have had a beard continuously since December 1965. 


The Celtic Geek' Beard
Logged
a 'dèanamh nan saighdean airson cinneadh MacLeòid
We Wear Woad When We Write Code
Ní féidir liom labhairt na Gaeilge.
Seachd reultan, agus seachd clachan, agus aon chraobh geal.

Spluff

  • William Gibson's Babydaddy
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,454
  • it is time to party
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #15 on: 08 Nov 2010, 22:10 »

hey guys i wanted to ask about this

vancouver doesn't recognize novembeard
it recognizes movember
which i think is a really shitty name for a month
yeah?

Movember is the official name for the charity/event. It also attracts more sponsors, because a moustache stands out and is a lot more unique. Beards are boring and pretty common.

Novembeard is just for pussies, not to mention it fits into other months. Septembeard, Octobeard, Decembeard.
Logged
[16:27] Ozy:  has joined the room
[16:27] Quietus: porn necklace!
[16:27] Quietus: Shove it up yer vag!
[16:27] Ozy: has left the room

scarred

Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #16 on: 08 Nov 2010, 22:22 »

heresy
Logged
tumblr | wordpress | last.fm

Quote from: De_El
nick is a dick so you don't have to be!

Aurjay

  • The German Chancellory building
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 499
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #17 on: 08 Nov 2010, 22:32 »

My beard comes in blonde and I find that weird since i haven't been blonde since i was a baby.
Logged
Your mind is like a parachute. It only works when it's open.

Tom

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,090
  • 8==D(_(_(
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #18 on: 08 Nov 2010, 22:35 »


 :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck:
Logged

Ballard

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,270
  • This is my happening and it freaks me out!
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #19 on: 08 Nov 2010, 23:14 »

Octobeard

I keep reading that with the emphasis put on the first syllable instead of the second and that brings to mind this:

Logged
I'm like the boy who cried "you guys are faggots"

Tom

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,090
  • 8==D(_(_(
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #20 on: 09 Nov 2010, 00:15 »

A hexapus is still a member of the superorder Octopodiformes because it only exists as such due to a genetic anomaly. I'm willing to let that slide.
Logged

Professor Snuggles

  • Only pretending to work
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,080
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #21 on: 09 Nov 2010, 02:02 »

Dudes my beard is fierce right now.
Logged

KvP

  • WoW gold miner on break
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 6,720
  • COME DOWN NOW
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #22 on: 09 Nov 2010, 02:14 »

Tiger fierce, drag queen fierce, or both?

Wait is this one of those things where you accessorize a word that minorities use to describe themselves?
« Last Edit: 09 Nov 2010, 02:16 by KvP »
Logged
I review, sometimes.
Quote from: Andy
I love this vagina store!
Quote from: Andy
SNEAKY
I sneak that shit
And liek
OMG DICK JERK

Professor Snuggles

  • Only pretending to work
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,080
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #23 on: 09 Nov 2010, 04:11 »

Fierce, dude. Just like, dude that is fierce bullshit, or like, dude, that's a fierce pair of titties, or like, "dude, check out my new tattoo", "fuccin fierce, brah."

What the fuck does that accessorize shit mean?
Logged

jhocking

  • Methuselah's mentor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 5,414
  • Corruption City USA
    • new|Arteest
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #24 on: 09 Nov 2010, 04:58 »

Be careful you guys, lunchy is using this thread for profiling.

Lines

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10,330
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #25 on: 09 Nov 2010, 05:23 »

beard octopus

Yay, Marc Johns is awesome!
Logged
:grumpypuss: :grumpypuss: :grumpypuss:

Inlander

  • coprophage
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 7,361
  • Hug your local saintly donkey.
    • Instant Life Substitute
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #26 on: 09 Nov 2010, 05:29 »

Tiger fierce, drag queen fierce, or both?

Both, like a tiger in drag.
Logged

Nodaisho

  • Vulcan 3-D Chess Master
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,738
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #27 on: 09 Nov 2010, 05:30 »

I still can't grow a full beard. But if I don't shave for a day, it gets really stubbly and bad-looking. It just isn't fair, it seems like if I need to shave every day I should at least have the option of growing a beard.
Logged
I took a duck in the face at two hundred and fifty knots

calenlass

  • Born in a Nalgene bottle
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,194
  • queefcicle!
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #28 on: 09 Nov 2010, 09:49 »

Yeah, my boy cannot grow the bits to connect his moustache to the rest of his beard, but he is trying.


And anyway, it is BLUE

Logged
Hey everyone, I need to buy some new bookshelves. When I get back from Ikea and put them together you're all invited to the bookshelf launch party.

calenlass

  • Born in a Nalgene bottle
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,194
  • queefcicle!
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #29 on: 09 Nov 2010, 10:08 »

NECKBEARD AUGH
Logged
Hey everyone, I need to buy some new bookshelves. When I get back from Ikea and put them together you're all invited to the bookshelf launch party.

Aurjay

  • The German Chancellory building
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 499
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #30 on: 09 Nov 2010, 10:16 »

at least he's not this guy
Logged
Your mind is like a parachute. It only works when it's open.

JimmyJazz

  • The German Chancellory building
  • ***
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 461
  • World's Forgotten Boy
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #31 on: 09 Nov 2010, 10:24 »

Unfortunately, for some reason my beard grows from the neck up, so to get anything on my face I have to deal with the disastrous neckbeard. Midterms + working 8 more hours a week have left me too exhausted to care about my facial hair as of late, but expect a trimmed and much more shapely beard soon.
Logged
Tell her to buy a cosmo magazine, usually they have an article titled 101 ways to put stuff in your manfriend's butt.

scarred

Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #32 on: 09 Nov 2010, 11:12 »

Yeah, my boy cannot grow the bits to connect his moustache to the rest of his beard, but he is trying.


And anyway, it is BLUE

Back when I had blue hair people wanted me to grow out my beard and dye it and I was all "No I don't want to bleach my face."

Is your boy naturally blonde or does he just have bigger stones than I do?
Logged
tumblr | wordpress | last.fm

Quote from: De_El
nick is a dick so you don't have to be!

redglasscurls

  • Duck attack survivor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,632
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #33 on: 09 Nov 2010, 12:28 »

Yess my new favorite thread.

Husbeard!


Friendbeard!


Dadbeard!
Logged
Denn Du Bist, Was Du Isst   (you are what you eat)
also, related to burning stuff: a friend threw up on a hot water heater once, the vomit steam burned her face. awesome!

tania

  • Born in a Nalgene bottle
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,240
  • famed sex columnist
Logged
Not to sound mysoginist, but I hate women.

Patrick

  • where did it cost?
  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10,361
  • Used to be a cool kid
    • Troubador! bandcamp page
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #35 on: 09 Nov 2010, 14:42 »

There's a couple women I work with who have beards

They might be offended if I start taking pictures of them to post on the internets though and I actually kinda like this job
Logged
My long-dead band Troubador! licks your gentlemen's legumes on the cheap

calenlass

  • Born in a Nalgene bottle
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,194
  • queefcicle!
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #36 on: 09 Nov 2010, 15:35 »

Yeah, my boy cannot grow the bits to connect his moustache to the rest of his beard, but he is trying.


And anyway, it is BLUE

Back when I had blue hair people wanted me to grow out my beard and dye it and I was all "No I don't want to bleach my face."

Is your boy naturally blonde or does he just have bigger stones than I do?

He has naturally dark brown hair. However, his blue-beard endeavours are aided by a snorkel and a professional-grade hairdryer that he found for like $10. Note also that he doesn't dye his eyebrows, because getting bleach that close to his eyes just isn't worth it. (Maybe if there were some other way to bleach it, like if there is some sort of hair-dresser secret, he says he totally would.)
Logged
Hey everyone, I need to buy some new bookshelves. When I get back from Ikea and put them together you're all invited to the bookshelf launch party.

axerton

  • Beyond Thunderdome
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 562
  • lets all grow pizza
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #37 on: 09 Nov 2010, 19:03 »

I seem to be accidentally doing Novembeard, I wont post pictures though cos OH-DEAR-GOD-KILL-IT-WITH-FIRE-AND-SALT-neckbeard. and even if I shave my neck it looks terrible because my sideburns, rather than growing along the line of my jaw, just go stright down into the neckbeard and for whatever reason the sides of my mouth, connecting mo to beard grows purest blond and are completely invisible.

tldr; I have done something to offend the god of beards.
Logged
Guys guys I got this condition it is called "Involuntary Lottery Loser" guys don't laugh it is a disorder.

celticgeek

  • GET ON THE NIGHT TRAIN
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,679
  • Linux Geek
    • The Celtic Geek
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #38 on: 09 Nov 2010, 19:52 »


tldr; I have done something to offend the god of beards.

It's a goddess.  You must sacrifice some neckbeard hair to Lunchbox, immediately!!!!
Logged
a 'dèanamh nan saighdean airson cinneadh MacLeòid
We Wear Woad When We Write Code
Ní féidir liom labhairt na Gaeilge.
Seachd reultan, agus seachd clachan, agus aon chraobh geal.

TheFuriousWombat

  • GET ON THE NIGHT TRAIN
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,551
    • WXBC Bard College Radio Online
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #39 on: 09 Nov 2010, 22:20 »

I started growing a beard. A couple weeks in I got tired of it and shaved. It itched and I wasn't altogether happy with how it looked. Maybe when January or February rolls around and I'm craving extra face warmth I'll give it a another go. Here's what happened:



Logged
I punched all the girls in the face on the way to the booth to vote for Hitler.

Hollow Press (my blog)

redglasscurls

  • Duck attack survivor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,632
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #40 on: 10 Nov 2010, 06:29 »

That is a good beard! You should have kept it:P
Logged
Denn Du Bist, Was Du Isst   (you are what you eat)
also, related to burning stuff: a friend threw up on a hot water heater once, the vomit steam burned her face. awesome!

StaedlerMars

  • Lovecraftian nightmare
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2,903
  • hallelujah!
    • a WebSite
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #41 on: 10 Nov 2010, 08:04 »



Starburns you said?
Logged
Expect lots of screaming, perversely fast computer drums and guitars tuned to FUCK

Quote from: Michael McDonald
Dear God, I hope it's smooth.

Lines

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10,330
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #42 on: 10 Nov 2010, 08:36 »

 :psyduck:
Logged
:grumpypuss: :grumpypuss: :grumpypuss:

Liz

Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #43 on: 10 Nov 2010, 10:56 »

[img]http://mimg.ugo.com/201006/46308/tumblr-kx3fykfgva1qz82gvo1-500.jpg[img]

Starburns you said?

You watch Community.

Marry me now.
Logged
Quote from: John
Liz is touching me.
Quote from: Bryan
Fuck you, I want him so bad.

David_Dovey

  • Nearly grown up
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 8,687
  • j'accuse!
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #44 on: 10 Nov 2010, 11:42 »

Yeah I'm considering the same. At least part of the reason why I'm unemployable right now probably has to do with my uncouth+super patchy face fuzz

BEARD UPDATE: In one of history's great compromises, I shaved off the cheek parts, neckbeard and trimmed the mustache in order to appear presentable while still maintaining by commitment to a hirsute November.
Logged
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

ZJGent

  • Beyond Thunderdome
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 572
    • Night Talk at Harvey's
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #45 on: 10 Nov 2010, 14:36 »

Shit shit it's novembeard already? but I haven't even had a chance to start growing mine and now everyone will beat me and I'll lose the manly beard contest. god damn it. wait wait hang on! hang on hang on, where's that program I downloaded a while back, this is the perfect moment to use - ah!
Found it.

Logged
[02:29] Danosaur: I'd Spektor your Regina.

David_Dovey

  • Nearly grown up
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 8,687
  • j'accuse!
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #46 on: 10 Nov 2010, 14:46 »

POTY
Logged
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

Metope

  • Born in a Nalgene bottle
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,087
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #47 on: 10 Nov 2010, 14:57 »

Roddy I love you
Logged
Quote from: Meebo
[00:07] Liz: Jordan tell us how you feel about Edison.
[00:08] Ozy: FUCK YOU LIZ
[00:08] Ozy: has left the room

ibrahimdelil

  • Bizarre cantaloupe phobia
  • **
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 211
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #48 on: 10 Nov 2010, 15:31 »

my beard always looks like shit. yet my bare chin looks even more shitty, so the beard stays.

Logged
When I am with you, we stay up all night.
When you're not here, I can't go to sleep.

David_Dovey

  • Nearly grown up
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 8,687
  • j'accuse!
Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #49 on: 10 Nov 2010, 16:04 »

usual response to ibrahimdelil post goes here
Logged
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 7   Go Up