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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #150 on: 20 Jan 2011, 08:38 »

She said "Smile" so I kinda smirked a bit, and it came out like this:

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« Reply #151 on: 20 Jan 2011, 08:42 »

So money.
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« Reply #152 on: 20 Jan 2011, 09:17 »

Fu Manchu +5

(+10 is when you become an ascetic warrior-monk sensei)
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« Reply #153 on: 20 Jan 2011, 09:23 »

If it weren't for the extremely sharp suit, I'd say he already is.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #154 on: 20 Jan 2011, 11:39 »

Orbert, you are awesome.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #155 on: 20 Jan 2011, 13:05 »

Thanks, all.  I'm just glad to have a beard to contribute.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #156 on: 22 Jan 2011, 14:52 »

so i've come to some beard conclusions



1) i think this is ok to keep it groomed to
2) i used to shave it right to like my jawline, but now i keep about an inch or so of beard that actually goes under it on the chin, which makes it look a lot more natural and highlights the shape of my face more, vs. this
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« Reply #157 on: 22 Jan 2011, 15:47 »

I think you may have reached your beardilibrium.
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« Reply #158 on: 22 Jan 2011, 23:07 »

johnny you look fucking jolly
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #159 on: 23 Jan 2011, 07:05 »



I had a chinstrap and a goatee and a moustache together before but it was annoying me so I trimmed it down to the 'captain'.
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« Reply #160 on: 23 Jan 2011, 07:11 »

Awesome.
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« Reply #161 on: 23 Jan 2011, 10:41 »

johnny you look fucking jolly

Did you just call JC fat?
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« Reply #162 on: 23 Jan 2011, 11:05 »

oh my god i think i did  :psyduck:

man dogg i am sorry i blame the drugs
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« Reply #163 on: 23 Jan 2011, 11:35 »

isn't it always the drugs  :x
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« Reply #164 on: 23 Jan 2011, 11:41 »

without exception
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #165 on: 23 Jan 2011, 14:43 »

I think you may have reached your beardilibrium.

That is a graded beard if I ever saw one.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #166 on: 23 Jan 2011, 14:58 »

Johnny, you stole my beard from when I was your age; colour and all.  You've just trimmed it a bit better.

Confession - when I had a beard it wasn't for style,  it was for laziness,  to save the trouble of shaving...
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« Reply #167 on: 23 Jan 2011, 15:16 »

Fortunately for this generation, laziness is the current style!
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #168 on: 23 Jan 2011, 15:19 »

Johnny, you stole my beard from when I was your age; colour and all.  You've just trimmed it a bit better.

Confession - when I had a beard it wasn't for style,  it was for laziness,  to save the trouble of shaving...

i was going to say, your passport photo looks hella contemporary from my vantage point
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #169 on: 23 Jan 2011, 15:25 »

That was taken near the start of the growth of the beard.  A few months later it looked like this:

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #170 on: 23 Jan 2011, 18:49 »

Johnny, that is an excellent beard. I think anything down under the chin is safe from being deemed "neckbeard" until it starts to get onto vertical surface, anyway.
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« Reply #171 on: 24 Jan 2011, 00:10 »

i mean...

the only reason why neckbeard is shameful is when you dont have the rest of the beard to support it. when you do, never complain about neckbeard because shit is rad
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« Reply #172 on: 24 Jan 2011, 00:11 »

guys i be bearding hella hard i just aint posting a pic because all i got is a cellphone and that is some goddamn shit. it will not do me justice.
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« Reply #173 on: 24 Jan 2011, 16:40 »

i mean...

the only reason why neckbeard is shameful is when you dont have the rest of the beard to support it. when you do, never complain about neckbeard because shit is rad

No.

Groom yr fucking beard, you lout.
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« Reply #174 on: 24 Jan 2011, 16:43 »

today i was told my somebody that i have started looking really scruffy

he failed to mention if it was a good or a bad thing
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #175 on: 01 Feb 2011, 05:20 »

I am content with this picture

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #176 on: 01 Feb 2011, 05:47 »

Johnny, you've completed your transformation. You now look 100% like a TA I would have a gigantic impossible crush on all semester.
(I would totally go to all your discussion sections)
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« Reply #177 on: 01 Feb 2011, 06:09 »

Over Christmas I was visiting my special lady friend's parents, and her dad showed me the most amazing picture of the beard he had in the early 90s. He looked like Italian Allen Ginsberg. I should have stolen it. Sorry guys.
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« Reply #178 on: 01 Feb 2011, 07:44 »

Johnny, you've completed your transformation. You now look 100% like a TA I would have a gigantic impossible crush on all semester.
(I would totally go to all your discussion sections)

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« Reply #179 on: 01 Feb 2011, 19:57 »

He looked like Italian Allen Ginsberg.

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« Reply #181 on: 02 Feb 2011, 15:12 »

Well at least now we know it is impossible to not look like a disgusting pig while eating a cupcake.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #182 on: 02 Feb 2011, 22:25 »

YES http://dudeswithbeardseatingcupcakes.tumblr.com/



I liked that tumblr enough to EMULATE. I baked especially!  I bet I look like a disgusting pig, just like everyone else.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #183 on: 03 Feb 2011, 00:53 »

Towbar you have got hella scruff. Goddang, dude, I approve. Of the face fur, I mean. I am not sure about the goatee.

I need to think about this.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #184 on: 03 Feb 2011, 13:47 »

That is not scruff yet, it is still stubbly. Give it another couple of millimetres. That shit would still be prickly, and scruff is soft.
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« Reply #185 on: 04 Feb 2011, 02:39 »

Johnny, you stole my beard from when I was your age; colour and all.  You've just trimmed it a bit better.

Confession - when I had a beard it wasn't for style,  it was for laziness,  to save the trouble of shaving...
Damn, Johnny. He just said you look like you belong in the '60s. You gonna take that?

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« Reply #186 on: 04 Feb 2011, 02:56 »

He just said you look like you belong in the '60s. You gonna take that?

No, no - I belonged in the future   (still no jet packs - boo).
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #188 on: 04 Feb 2011, 11:51 »

I am just rocking the stache now, couldn't really rock it with the beard.

It's kinda tight.
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« Reply #189 on: 04 Feb 2011, 16:57 »

Yeah, I am thinking of removing the beard part.  It will greatly reduce my ability to be classically pensive, though.
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« Reply #190 on: 04 Feb 2011, 18:46 »

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #191 on: 06 Feb 2011, 19:45 »

So, since this is the official beardthread, I have a question regarding the growing of the mentionned beard.
I read on multiple blogs and websites that when you are growing a beard, you shouldn't shave/trim before the first 4 weeks have passed. Now, it has been a week since I stopped shaving and the neck beard is anoying me, am I allowed to trim/shave/define a neck line or will it ruin the beard forever?

*Sorry for the non-beardy pagebreak.*
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #192 on: 06 Feb 2011, 20:39 »

Neckbeard should always be trimmed.
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« Reply #193 on: 06 Feb 2011, 20:57 »

Yeah, during the first part (read: 3 weeks) of movember this year I didn't shave anything and I was looking and feeling gross.  Cleaned it up and it was much better!
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« Reply #194 on: 06 Feb 2011, 21:24 »

Also just so we have some niceness up the top of this shiny New Page:













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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #195 on: 07 Feb 2011, 06:54 »

that last one is ruined for me by SHOULDER FUZZ. Blehhh
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« Reply #196 on: 07 Feb 2011, 07:08 »

It's just a bit of hair. What's the big deal?
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #197 on: 07 Feb 2011, 07:11 »

It's just hair, but it's just hair in a weird place. I can see chest hair, and maybe back hair (I have never had to interact with back hair though), but it's just a bit much for me when the front and the back try valiantly to join over the top :/
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #198 on: 07 Feb 2011, 14:01 »

Aw, but think how nice and fuzzy he'd be to cuddle.
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« Reply #199 on: 07 Feb 2011, 16:55 »

Also, a human body is not a weird place to find hair.
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