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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #50 on: 10 Nov 2010, 16:23 »

Even I was tempted to say it this time, because dang she has a nice chin.
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« Reply #51 on: 10 Nov 2010, 16:25 »

Her chin is nowhere near beardy enough for this thread though. More beardos please!
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #52 on: 10 Nov 2010, 16:49 »

instabeard

dude that was amazing. How did you get those photos? Were you progressively shaving off your beard? In which case, NOOOOOOO

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #53 on: 10 Nov 2010, 16:52 »

Beard Candy:












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« Reply #54 on: 10 Nov 2010, 17:15 »

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #55 on: 10 Nov 2010, 19:30 »

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #56 on: 10 Nov 2010, 19:33 »

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dude that was amazing. How did you get those photos? Were you progressively shaving off your beard? In which case, NOOOOOOO
It looks to me like he took a picture every day, his hair changes somewhat as well.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #57 on: 10 Nov 2010, 19:34 »



I think I just dribbled a little bit.
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« Reply #58 on: 10 Nov 2010, 19:37 »

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #59 on: 11 Nov 2010, 00:36 »



I miss my goatee. It used to be longer and pointier than this, but eventually got cut. The mohawk too, but a few too many people
threatened to come with shears and pitchforks if I ever got it again.

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #60 on: 11 Nov 2010, 00:49 »

aw freakin' cool, i'll come at you with pitchforks unless you do get that hairstyle again.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #61 on: 11 Nov 2010, 01:37 »

watch this



hnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggg

edit, also:



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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #62 on: 11 Nov 2010, 03:34 »

beard growing ability seems to skip a generation in my family.  neither of my grandfathers or their brothers could grow much of a beard, but my dad and uncles are all hirsute as fuck.  and then i get this:



i'm 22, and that was taken about 2months ago.  the 'tache part has filled out slightly now, but the rest hasn't changed much. 

i envy you all, you heroically bearded bastards!
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #63 on: 11 Nov 2010, 03:53 »

I miss my goatee. It used to be longer and pointier than this, but eventually got cut. The mohawk too, but a few too many people
threatened to come with shears and pitchforks if I ever got it again.

aw man that second photo is badass. I highschool I might have given that a go (hell, I shaved my head once) but I am much too chicken these days.

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #64 on: 11 Nov 2010, 04:56 »

grimbo, that uh, that actually looks pretty cute.

Gee, you know the best thing I like about beards?
Trimmed properly, they draw attention to a man's lips.
Lips are sexy.


Usually. If not all chapped and flaky and gross. Most boys have nice lips. My boyfriend has freckles on his. So adorable.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #65 on: 11 Nov 2010, 05:08 »

Yeah, cute was my first response - but I guess usually when a guy tries to grow a beard, cute isn't what he's going for!
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« Reply #66 on: 11 Nov 2010, 08:24 »

um, <3 ?
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #67 on: 11 Nov 2010, 09:26 »

instabeard

dude that was amazing. How did you get those photos? Were you progressively shaving off your beard? In which case, NOOOOOOO
It looks to me like he took a picture every day, his hair changes somewhat as well.

nope, that was all done at once (sadly, it was indeed a shave-off session for a job interview)
but it's okay! one of many joyous attributes of beards is - they grow back!
ta - da!

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #68 on: 11 Nov 2010, 09:30 »

Can we page glyphic to this thread? (the guy with the creepy horse head in lots of his pictures) I have a pretty respectable crush on his beard
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #69 on: 11 Nov 2010, 09:33 »

This thread is depressing.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #70 on: 11 Nov 2010, 10:27 »

Dear Roddy,

Please get a better camera so that you can take excellent photos that are not fuzzy, because it is really a shame when they are. Also, that photo. Did you feel like you needed the kitten for extra lady-attracting power? Because I submit that you did not, but got +1 girl magnet anyway.

Love, Katie

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #71 on: 11 Nov 2010, 13:18 »

i have a beard



I, however, officially suck at trimming it.

We had a similiar thing to novembeard in iceland in march, called mottumars (moustachemarch) for cancer awareness
http://www.karlmennogkrabbamein.is/einstaklingskeppni
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #72 on: 11 Nov 2010, 13:19 »

Sometimes I really wish I could grow a beard. I have total beard envy.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #73 on: 11 Nov 2010, 14:40 »

I, however, officially suck at trimming it.

That's what a barber's for!

Although I don't know what the logistics of going to a barber are in Iceland.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #74 on: 11 Nov 2010, 15:04 »

i would think they´re the same as in every other modern western country
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #75 on: 11 Nov 2010, 15:25 »

guys I can't even grow a happy trail

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #76 on: 11 Nov 2010, 15:31 »

Sometimes I really wish I could grow a beard. I have total beard envy.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #77 on: 11 Nov 2010, 15:32 »

You look pretty suave with a mustache though Linds
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #78 on: 11 Nov 2010, 17:19 »

I CAN DO THIS!

BOYFRIENDBEARD!


FRIEND NICKBEARD!

COMEDIAN KYLE KINANE BEARD! (no really, youtube him; he is awesome and nice and has excellent tattoos although he gets Too Stoned from like two puffs)


FRIEND CLAYBEARD!


BIG MIKEBEARD!

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #79 on: 11 Nov 2010, 17:37 »

grimbo, that uh, that actually looks pretty cute.
Yeah, cute was my first response - but I guess usually when a guy tries to grow a beard, cute isn't what he's going for!

haha, thanks!  nah, cute isn't exactly the aim, it's just a case of me looking slightly better WITH the half-assed facial hair than without it.  hasn't had any impact on my luck with the ladies though - still as bad as ever!  :roll:
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #80 on: 11 Nov 2010, 18:47 »

My beard is aiiiiight but I can only have it when I let my hair grow to it's natural colour, which I hate. Stupid gingerbeard...





Here you can see how scraggly and horrible said beard actually is;



EDIT: ALL WEIRD RIGHT HAND SIDE PHOTOS FROM JAPAN... NEW THEME GO!
« Last Edit: 11 Nov 2010, 18:48 by Rizzo »
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #81 on: 11 Nov 2010, 18:50 »

Rizzo you look extra attractive with your natural colour.
Not that I am biased or anything.



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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #82 on: 12 Nov 2010, 15:16 »

Lunchy your boyfriend just looks like the friendliest person alive, it's crazy.

Anyway, current beard status is this:

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #83 on: 12 Nov 2010, 15:21 »

holy crap dude that guitar

i don't know how to feel about that guitar

the unironic 80s metal part of me is staging an epic battle with the snarky hipster asshole part of me, it will tear me apart
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« Reply #84 on: 12 Nov 2010, 15:22 »

eh fuck it, that thing fucking rules dude high five

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« Reply #85 on: 12 Nov 2010, 15:27 »


.o/

If it's any consolation, one of the reasons i bought it was that it was so damn hideous, and therefore dirt cheap.

Conveniently, the neck is also ridiculously perfect, and the whole thing is just a Damn Good Guitar.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #86 on: 12 Nov 2010, 15:32 »

cross-posting from the photo thread because i do not want to take another picture, and this one is sufficiently beardy (i think)



i am nowhere near as awesome as lummer though
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #87 on: 12 Nov 2010, 15:56 »

I trimmed down the beard a little since it was looking unruly. Sadly this will be the last pic since i have to shave it when i go back to work.  
Bonus just noticed you can kinda see the Awkward Zone Defeated poster on my wall.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #88 on: 12 Nov 2010, 16:13 »

Also:


I have never ever been more honoured than when someone made this.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #89 on: 14 Nov 2010, 09:57 »

My latest
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« Reply #90 on: 14 Nov 2010, 14:00 »

I have never ever been more honoured than when someone made this.

holy shit


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« Reply #91 on: 14 Nov 2010, 15:13 »

Oh beard gods, Lummer, that is awesome. Like...nerd squee/beard induced faint awesome.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #92 on: 14 Nov 2010, 16:43 »

The new place I moved in to doesn't have a mirror and I'm too tight to buy one, so I haven't shaved for about two months. Sideburn seperation dissappeared within days, as normal, but the rest of it is still frustratingly lacklustre. I think whatever chemical it is makes you have beards is sucked almost entirely to my sideburns.

ANYWAY

STONEDBEARD



STONEDBEARD A LITTLE CLOSER



STONEDBEARD CLOSER STILL



STONEDBEARD AS CLOSE AS YOU CAN GET WITHOUT GETTING YOUR EYE SCRATCHED

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« Reply #93 on: 14 Nov 2010, 18:30 »

Khar's beard isn't composed of chin hair, it is just sideburn going wild.
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« Reply #94 on: 14 Nov 2010, 18:56 »

sideburns gone wild would be a great dvd
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« Reply #95 on: 14 Nov 2010, 19:25 »

i feel like it would get super boring after like two minutes tbh
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« Reply #96 on: 14 Nov 2010, 19:26 »

wait wait unless you mean like, gay porn starring exclusively dudes with huge sideburns

yeah actually that would rule so much
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« Reply #97 on: 14 Nov 2010, 19:59 »

Also:


I have never ever been more honoured than when someone made this.

Lummer, someone needs to make you one of these.

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« Reply #98 on: 17 Nov 2010, 01:40 »

My beautiful wife and I about 3 months ago


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« Reply #99 on: 17 Nov 2010, 02:47 »

Your wife is very pretty and your beard is excellent!
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