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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #100 on: 17 Nov 2010, 05:07 »

Where's your wife's beard, guy?
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #101 on: 17 Nov 2010, 05:21 »

That's why his beard's so big: he's bearding for two.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #102 on: 18 Nov 2010, 08:31 »

outta control husbeard


nice recently-trimmed husbeard


apparently people only take pictures of him at Christmas?
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #103 on: 18 Nov 2010, 12:01 »

Apparently only I take pictures of him, and you guys are so busy that I only see him at Xmas!
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #104 on: 18 Nov 2010, 13:56 »

Coincidentally, i shaved on the 1st of november, and might actually decide to go with this Novembeard thingy. This is the current status:

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #105 on: 18 Nov 2010, 16:50 »

Apparently only I take pictures of him, and you guys are so busy that I only see him at Xmas!

Ok, you're the only one who takes CLEAR pictures of him. Most all the others are involving fireworks, like so:

(The thing he's holding is the remains of a tube that held a firework that exploded out without going up first.)

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ALSO: According to the local radio station, today (Nov. 18) is Bang A Dude With A Mustache Day. But the dj says that they only count if there's no beard involved, so I'm not so sure what to think. Thoughts? Are mustaches included in the beard category, and vice versa?
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #106 on: 18 Nov 2010, 19:59 »

Mustaches do not count as beard, beard does not count as mustache. It takes a lot more cojones to wear just a mustache on its own.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #107 on: 18 Nov 2010, 20:46 »

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #108 on: 18 Nov 2010, 23:42 »

I really like how preposterously tiny your mouth looks in that picture
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #109 on: 19 Nov 2010, 11:21 »

I approve of this beard.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #110 on: 19 Nov 2010, 12:20 »

He's sneakily hidden the patch in shadow.

It's okay, I do it too.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #111 on: 19 Nov 2010, 12:58 »

10 days ago.

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #112 on: 19 Nov 2010, 15:54 »

Johnny why would you purchase a Modern Drummer

why would you do that


BEARD UPDATE: I shaved!  :psyduck: I got sick of getting icicles in my mustache, and it's not like it was a good enough mustache in the first place to bother putting up with that.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #113 on: 19 Nov 2010, 17:02 »

that's my favorite thing! when you are walking to the bar and by the time you get there the boy's beard is covered in frost. it looks neat.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #114 on: 11 Dec 2010, 02:54 »

Pictures! Beard Thread needs rebooting.











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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #115 on: 11 Dec 2010, 09:00 »

Hey yeah Novembearders, RESULTS PICS PLX, let me live vicariously through you
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #116 on: 11 Dec 2010, 11:26 »

oh uh

i shaved before i took a pic
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #117 on: 11 Dec 2010, 11:29 »

Oh yeah, so did I. Let's just call Sam the winner like every other year and move along.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #118 on: 11 Dec 2010, 14:52 »

goddammit dudes, Sam did not even start this year until 2 weeks in


you lot still had a chance
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #119 on: 11 Dec 2010, 14:54 »

Did Kieffer enter this year?
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #120 on: 11 Dec 2010, 15:29 »

I didn't do novembeard but i have gotten a little beardier




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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #121 on: 11 Dec 2010, 16:35 »



I have decided to go for the no-shave-november/decembeard/manuary/februhairy challenge. I might give up near the end of december though, or around february when I have to go to a conference and impress people.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #122 on: 11 Dec 2010, 16:46 »

requesting permission to change the theme of this thread from "post a picture of your beard" to "post a picture of your beard with your mouth open"
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #123 on: 11 Dec 2010, 17:09 »

Sure, go for it Tania
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #124 on: 11 Dec 2010, 17:29 »

i have a crush on every beard in this thread.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #125 on: 11 Dec 2010, 20:06 »

Stop having better beards than me, everyone.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #126 on: 12 Dec 2010, 12:30 »




I actually kind of thought this was a picture of me a little.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #127 on: 20 Dec 2010, 20:22 »

Oh man I didn't even know I could grow a beard until like 3 months ago. My family has a seriously lackluster capacity for facial hair. Somehow I missed the worst of it!



Bearding it up on the way to my job interview! AND I GOT THAT JOB!
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #128 on: 20 Dec 2010, 20:29 »

I am probably gonna shave my beard in the next couple days, so here's a couple shitty photobooth pictures of it for the sake of the board.



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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #129 on: 20 Dec 2010, 21:08 »

Aw cmon you guys used to love my beard.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #130 on: 20 Dec 2010, 21:13 »

Holy shit Kieffer's a lion.
Get in the car.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #131 on: 20 Dec 2010, 22:35 »

Woah kieff, darling, that is a little excessive cause you're missing the connectors.

But your chest hair is still hot as fuck
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #132 on: 20 Dec 2010, 22:39 »

yeah that beard needs more stache action
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #133 on: 20 Dec 2010, 22:40 »

It is completely unfair that my mustache doesn't grow in properly. I am rocking one of the fiercest beards possible and it ends up being basically useless due to like 5 missing hairs.

Shit's triflin.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #134 on: 20 Dec 2010, 22:44 »

I'd still do you, Kieff
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #135 on: 20 Dec 2010, 22:44 »

It's not like I even have that bad of a mustache, either. It's just like, imagine that my beard is Uncle Tupelo, and my mustache is Wilco. It's still totally respectable, but it's just never been nearly as good as the things it inevitably will be compared to.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #136 on: 20 Dec 2010, 22:45 »

Exactly! It is really sad, but because you lack it you should probably keep to a sexy shorter scruffier beard action.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #137 on: 30 Dec 2010, 14:37 »

So yeah; Year-end beard:

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #138 on: 30 Dec 2010, 15:21 »

Impressive! Although I can't understand what's going on with your hair.

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« Reply #139 on: 30 Dec 2010, 15:26 »

I think he's wearing a beanie.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #140 on: 30 Dec 2010, 18:51 »

I am slowly working my way through Earth: the Book* and in the section on marriage it says "Later on, women gained the right to make their own decisions about who they would marry. This is when men began shaving."

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #141 on: 31 Dec 2010, 04:52 »

Yep, it's a beanie. Can't really decide whether it suits me or not.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #142 on: 31 Dec 2010, 15:14 »

I'd still hit it.

Wait. Did I just say that out loud?
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« Reply #143 on: 01 Jan 2011, 01:01 »

I am slowly working my way through Earth: the Book* and in the section on marriage it says "Later on, women gained the right to make their own decisions about who they would marry. This is when men began shaving."

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*For a book that's mostly pictures, it sure takes forever to read.

It's really a bathroom book.
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #144 on: 19 Jan 2011, 00:56 »

so here i am again being vain and asking the internet to micromanage my appearance



beard is getting a bit bushy/pointy. should i just let it go and see how thick it can get for the duration of the winter, or should i start trimming it?

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #145 on: 19 Jan 2011, 01:25 »

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #146 on: 19 Jan 2011, 17:04 »

Yeah clean that shit up doggalo
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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #147 on: 19 Jan 2011, 17:09 »

aight, coo

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Re: All Beards, All The Time (including Novembeard)
« Reply #148 on: 19 Jan 2011, 17:17 »

You have awesome hair.
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« Reply #149 on: 19 Jan 2011, 18:23 »

Thanks! I'm happy with it.
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