Topic: dear dude in dr zikers anthro class (Read 31111 times)

tania · « **Reply #50 on:** 16 Nov 2010, 12:22 »

i'll probably keep doing this crime shit until i get a phd but only because i can't hold down a real job and i have like zero life skills at all tbh

SirJuggles · « **Reply #51 on:** 16 Nov 2010, 12:33 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 15 Nov 2010, 13:26

I think I know what you mean by this but please feel free to explain further

I guess that was kind of a stupid term. But stuff like this:

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #52 on:** 16 Nov 2010, 14:46 »

man i was totally imaging military beanie babies. that was way cooler.

Alex C · « **Reply #53 on:** 16 Nov 2010, 14:54 »

There are military themed beanie baby bears. I find them kinda depressing and jingoistic, really.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #54 on:** 16 Nov 2010, 15:43 »

Quote from: SirJuggles on 16 Nov 2010, 12:33

I guess that was kind of a stupid term. But stuff like this:

Oh that was not what I was thinking. Those are ugly as shit and really dumb.

I thought more like:

Inlander · « **Reply #55 on:** 16 Nov 2010, 16:46 »

I can't believe we've got to two pages and we still haven't found this guy.

Inlander · « **Reply #56 on:** 16 Nov 2010, 16:46 »

I mean this is the lamest witch hunt in history.

History.

schimmy · « **Reply #57 on:** 16 Nov 2010, 16:51 »

That's because your doing it wrong. Every single person who has posted in this thread, by the mere act of posting in it, has implicitly suggested that they are the dude.
Burn them all.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #58 on:** 16 Nov 2010, 23:15 »

The man is fond of his forehead.

Cire27 · « **Reply #59 on:** 16 Nov 2010, 23:18 »

Why you gotta mess with a guy's hat like that.

Wasteroo · « **Reply #60 on:** 16 Nov 2010, 23:40 »

I-is that Ian MacKaye and Thurston Moore?

McTaggart · « **Reply #61 on:** 16 Nov 2010, 23:59 »

Wow I never noticed before that Thurston Moore and John Carmack are just alternate reality versions of each other.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #62 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 06:29 »

Quote from: Alex C on 16 Nov 2010, 14:54

There are military themed beanie baby bears. I find them kinda depressing and jingoistic, really.

I don't know if you were there when I was linking this shit in meebo but fucking check this out:

http://www.bradford.co.uk/product_info.php/products_id/852/XTCsid/463b4aa9b9d8104ac0bd5c1290004065

'Inspired by the sought-after Defenders of Our Li'Bear'ty collection'

Lines · « **Reply #63 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 06:50 »

Quote from: Inlander on 16 Nov 2010, 16:46

I can't believe we've got to two pages and we still haven't found this guy.

Patrick · « **Reply #64 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 12:15 »

Quote from: Inlander on 16 Nov 2010, 16:46

I can't believe we've got to two pages and we still haven't found this guy.

Dude maybe Graham should look more closely at the guy's username and not wait for him to damn himself

I mean seriously who's dumb enough to do that

Alex C · « **Reply #65 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 13:02 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 17 Nov 2010, 06:29

'Inspired by the sought-after Defenders of Our Li'Bear'ty collection'

That must be like the British version of NASCAR commemorative plates.

Alex C · « **Reply #66 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 13:19 »

I still hold there is nothing more American than this:

Advertisements within advertisements. It's like an Xzibit meme played straight.

Eris · « **Reply #67 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 14:36 »

I thought that mods couldn't ban people, only admins?

Metope · « **Reply #68 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 14:38 »

Yeah but the dude in Dr. Ziker's anthro class probably doesn't know.

KharBevNor · « **Reply #69 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 14:40 »

Quote from: Alex C on 17 Nov 2010, 13:19

I still hold there is nothing more American than this:

What is an energy plate, how does it differ from a normal plate and WHERE DO I BUY ONE?

KharBevNor · « **Reply #70 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 14:42 »

(preferably without the image of a cube-headed American motorsports figure on it. Also I am quite poor so I wonder if you can buy Energy Plates with reproduction platinum?)

Inlander · « **Reply #71 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 14:43 »

It's a plate in the shape of a pyramid. You put your food underneath it.

tania · « **Reply #72 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 19:52 »

i actually do kind of want that plate in an entirely unironic way, it is just really fun to look at for a variety of reasons

Alex C · « **Reply #73 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 20:10 »

I'm thinking it's gonna be my new av in some form or another. It really is something. The best part is the shine around the edges. I think the designer just said "Fuck it" and outsourced the job to blingee.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #74 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 20:13 »

It's kind of sad, but I think I know a few people that own that plate.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #75 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 20:49 »

My favourite part is putting the black and white version of the same drawing behind the foreground portrait.

Inlander · « **Reply #76 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 22:10 »

Dude looks disconcertingly like Paul Vautin:

tania · « **Reply #77 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 22:12 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 17 Nov 2010, 20:49

My favourite part is putting the black and white version of the same drawing behind the foreground portrait.

my favourite part is how the car on its side kind of looks like it is actually really small and perched precariously on the dude's shoulder, about to teeter and fall off at any moment

Trollstormur · « **Reply #78 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 22:28 »

where is this motherfucker

Nodaisho · « **Reply #79 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 22:33 »

Maybe he is one of the Comic Discussion weirdos.

Inlander · « **Reply #80 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 22:39 »

I've heard if you say "Comic discussion weirdo" three times in a row one of them appears and starts posting in the good part of the forum.

Dazed · « **Reply #81 on:** 17 Nov 2010, 22:56 »

Comic discussion weirdo comic discussion weirdo comic discussion weirdo klaatu verata nictu ahahahahahaha your world is DOOMED.

valley_parade · « **Reply #82 on:** 18 Nov 2010, 07:04 »

Quote from: KharBevNor on 17 Nov 2010, 14:40

Quote from: Alex C on 17 Nov 2010, 13:19
I still hold there is nothing more American than this:

What is an energy plate, how does it differ from a normal plate and WHERE DO I BUY ONE?

It's not actually an "energy plate". The sponsor of his race car is Amp energy drink. NASCAR drivers refer to their sponsors in scary amounts during interviews.

Lines · « **Reply #83 on:** 18 Nov 2010, 07:41 »

That's because that's how they get paid. It's advertising on a very fast car that just goes in circles for a very long time.

Am I unamerican if I can't stand NASCAR and american football? I mean, I still like baseball, but not enough to pay much attention to it.

valley_parade · « **Reply #84 on:** 18 Nov 2010, 09:12 »

You forgot "soccer's a sport for them pretty boy eye-talians that fall over all the time". That'll cement your American status.

Honestly, I do a terrible job of not liking American football. I own jerseys for New England players, watch their games, and went to a game this year (and enjoyed the fuck out of it).

Really, I don't like it that much. It's very low on my list of favorite sports. But after my dad moved out, we only really saw each other on weekends, so we hung out and watched football. It's a big part of why we're closer now than we were when we lived in the same house.

tania · « **Reply #85 on:** 18 Nov 2010, 10:07 »

is american football actually that huge a deal in america? about half my program consists of americans and they talk about football all the goddamn time. nobody can ever make plans to get together or study on sundays because it's football night. i hate stereotyping as much as the next guy which is part of the reason why this is so bewildering to me. at no point in my life had i ever met literally a single person at all who ever gave a shit about football until now and now it's everywhere. i think it is a ridiculous sport almost beyond comprehension.

KickThatBathProf · « **Reply #86 on:** 18 Nov 2010, 10:10 »

american football is a religion in america

valley_parade · « **Reply #87 on:** 18 Nov 2010, 10:19 »

Quote from: tania on 18 Nov 2010, 10:07

is american football actually that huge a deal in america? about half my program consists of americans and they talk about football all the goddamn time. nobody can ever make plans to get together or study on sundays because it's football night.

It's a minor religion, Tania.

Btw, American Football the band? Love 'em.

SirJuggles · « **Reply #88 on:** 18 Nov 2010, 10:59 »

It partially depends on the demographic you're dealing with. With plenty of people it's just this thing that is sometimes on TV, like Law and Order or Cash Cab. Then there are those like my suite-mates, who, using only basic cable, somehow manage to make sure there is American Football on the TV 24/7. I personally enjoy it more than baseball, simply because it seems like the whole team is needed for a great play.

valley_parade · « **Reply #89 on:** 18 Nov 2010, 11:33 »

Dogg you have never seen a finely executed 5-4-3 double play.

Snuffletrout · « **Reply #90 on:** 18 Nov 2010, 11:35 »

Ahhh american advertisement. When visiting the US we had a (what we thought was) a all-american day sitting in the hotel room eating twinkies (my god, WHY!) saltwater taffee and watching american televisionshows about pagent-kiddies, which was interrupted with more fabulous american commercials. Its so far from what we're used to, its entertainment in itself.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #91 on:** 18 Nov 2010, 14:10 »

Quote from: Ptommydski on 18 Nov 2010, 10:17

American Football is indeed retarded but actual Football is the greatest sport ever created.

Sure, if you are a chronic insomniac and the maximum legal dose of ambien isn't doing it for you.

Elizzybeth · « **Reply #92 on:** 18 Nov 2010, 14:24 »

Quote from: Snuffletrout on 18 Nov 2010, 11:35

we had a (what we thought was) a all-american day sitting in the hotel room eating twinkies (my god, WHY!)

I'm pretty sure I haven't ever had a Twinkie. (Ding Dongs, OTOH, were a not insignificant part of my childhood...)

BlahBlah · « **Reply #93 on:** 18 Nov 2010, 15:07 »

Quote from: Nodaisho on 18 Nov 2010, 14:10

Quote from: Ptommydski on 18 Nov 2010, 10:17
American Football is indeed retarded but actual Football is the greatest sport ever created.
Sure, if you are a chronic insomniac and the maximum legal dose of ambien isn't doing it for you.

ban tbh
try and play football for a local 5-a-side team/uni team/whatever, it's brilliant

Snuffletrout · « **Reply #94 on:** 18 Nov 2010, 15:31 »

Quote from: Elizzybeth on 18 Nov 2010, 14:24

Quote from: Snuffletrout on 18 Nov 2010, 11:35
we had a (what we thought was) a all-american day sitting in the hotel room eating twinkies (my god, WHY!)

I'm pretty sure I haven't ever had a Twinkie. (Ding Dongs, OTOH, were a not insignificant part of my childhood...)

Not worth the calories. Its not much food I'd utter those foods for, tbh.
But... Twinkies was the way I lured my boyfriend to the US. Twinkies and Dunkin Donuts.

He doesn't ask for much.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #95 on:** 18 Nov 2010, 19:16 »

Quote from: BlahBlah on 18 Nov 2010, 15:07

Quote from: Nodaisho on 18 Nov 2010, 14:10
Quote from: Ptommydski on 18 Nov 2010, 10:17
American Football is indeed retarded but actual Football is the greatest sport ever created.
Sure, if you are a chronic insomniac and the maximum legal dose of ambien isn't doing it for you.

ban tbh
try and play football for a local 5-a-side team/uni team/whatever, it's brilliant

Oh, it isn't bad to play, but the same can be said for golf. Still boring as hell to watch.

Johnny C · « **Reply #96 on:** 18 Nov 2010, 20:40 »

football owns tania, watch a rider game this weekend

Dimmukane · « **Reply #97 on:** 18 Nov 2010, 20:49 »

Quote from: Nodaisho on 18 Nov 2010, 19:16

Quote from: BlahBlah on 18 Nov 2010, 15:07
try and play football for a local 5-a-side team/uni team/whatever, it's brilliant
Oh, it isn't bad to play, but the same can be said for golf. Still boring as hell to watch.

Eh, I prefer watching a ball that is always moving to a ball that stops every 15 seconds.

Nodaisho · « **Reply #98 on:** 18 Nov 2010, 21:14 »

I'd rather watch something that isn't boring.

tania · « **Reply #99 on:** 18 Nov 2010, 21:19 »

Quote from: tania on 15 Nov 2010, 17:53

god damnit we already have a sports thread for this, you fucks

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