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I haven't showered in like 6 days
« on: 18 Nov 2010, 23:38 »

I don't need hair gel. I am not even itchy, but I do feel a little dirty. I don't even smell bad and I haven't even worn deodorant in like a week.
Fuck showers.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #1 on: 18 Nov 2010, 23:38 »

Okay, I guess I do smell kind of bad, but I don't know if that is actually me, or just my clothes.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #2 on: 18 Nov 2010, 23:39 »

I can smell you through the computer.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #3 on: 18 Nov 2010, 23:41 »

i am confident your natural oils will kick in and begin cleaning you any day now, don't give up
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #4 on: 19 Nov 2010, 04:18 »

Have a shower, what is wrong with you.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #5 on: 19 Nov 2010, 04:36 »

Who actually uses hair gel?
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #6 on: 19 Nov 2010, 04:39 »

Those kids. You know. With the skateboards.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #7 on: 19 Nov 2010, 04:44 »

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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #8 on: 19 Nov 2010, 04:57 »

I do this occasionally. Especially in the winter and especially when I don't go to the gym (I shower at the gym a lot). It's pretty bad when you suddenly realise what that smell is.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #9 on: 19 Nov 2010, 04:59 »

why would you do this
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #10 on: 19 Nov 2010, 05:00 »

You smell like a hobo. A hobo.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #11 on: 19 Nov 2010, 05:34 »

Those kids. You know. With the skateboards.

The rappers?

You see them. The rappers. On the Top of the Pops. Doing their raps.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #12 on: 19 Nov 2010, 05:53 »

sounds like you're one of the people in my lectures
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #13 on: 19 Nov 2010, 06:09 »

Start a punk band.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #14 on: 19 Nov 2010, 06:19 »

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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #15 on: 19 Nov 2010, 06:23 »

Have a fucking shower.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #16 on: 19 Nov 2010, 06:26 »

Yeah guys wait a minute.

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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #17 on: 19 Nov 2010, 08:10 »

Why would you do such a thing?
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #18 on: 19 Nov 2010, 08:17 »

What I wonder is not how you smell, but how do you even function. After a day of not showering I feel like my life will come to an end if I don't bathe.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #19 on: 19 Nov 2010, 08:25 »

During the summer, on the days I'm not doing anything and don't have anything the next day, I don't shower either.  I like to think it's because I'm doing too much to slow down and shower, but it's probably because I am lazy.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #20 on: 19 Nov 2010, 08:29 »

During the summer, on the days I'm not doing anything and don't have anything the next day, I don't shower either.  I like to think it's because I'm doing too much to slow down and shower, but it's probably because I am lazy.

But it's even worse during the summer!
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #21 on: 19 Nov 2010, 08:30 »

Not when I'm inside, lazing around in the air conditioning.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #22 on: 19 Nov 2010, 09:34 »

Except for a tiny little section of the year (about 5 til 7 pm on June 23rd) it is never warm enough here to sweat particularly much. That said, not showering for anything more than 2 days straight sets off all sorts of paranoia re: flesh-eating bacteria for me!
I'd like to say my good bodily hygiene was down to a healthy sense of self-respect, but no, it is more the FEAR (of tiny creatures living in my skin ewwww).
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #23 on: 19 Nov 2010, 09:47 »

What I wonder is not how you smell, but how do you even function. After a day of not showering I feel like my life will come to an end if I don't bathe.

part of it (for me anyway) is having short hair, which gets less visibly greasy when you don't shower. i mean it still gets pretty greasy but not in the same obvious gunky way as long hair. i got so stupid excited about this when i first cut off all my hair and it remains one of the primary reasons why i probably won't grow it back anytime soon.

anyway i used to be a filthy disgrace like jace but now i shower just about constantly, although to be honest it think it has less to do with hygiene and more to do with the fact that it gives me something to do other than work on papers. wasting water is the best way to procrastinate, the first world way.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #24 on: 19 Nov 2010, 11:16 »

I swear my hair looks better when I don't shampoo it. Which is good since my brother hogs all the shampoo.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #25 on: 19 Nov 2010, 11:22 »

That is likely because your hair's natural oils take care of it better than when you strip them out and leave nothing else in it. I think most people don't actually need shampoo, at least not every day.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #26 on: 19 Nov 2010, 11:44 »

Actually I saw in some documentary about pageants that the Miss Universe contestants etc don't shower their hair the day of the contest since it's easier to style then.

I guess it all depends on what kind of hair you have though. Mine's typical nordic hair so its superfine, so if I don't shower it gets really greasy really fast.

Btw have you seen those "dry shampoo" spray-on they have now? Supposed to dry out the grease or something like it. Im skeptic. Very skeptic.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #27 on: 19 Nov 2010, 11:48 »

Actually I saw in some documentary about pageants that the Miss Universe contestants etc don't shower their hair the day of the contest since it's easier to style then.

I guess it all depends on what kind of hair you have though. Mine's typical nordic hair so its superfine, so if I don't shower it gets really greasy really fast.

Btw have you seen those "dry shampoo" spray-on they have now? Supposed to dry out the grease or something like it. Im skeptic. Very skeptic.


The only experience I've had with dry shampoo is that it makes your hair really itchy and greasy. I'm not a fan.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #28 on: 19 Nov 2010, 11:51 »

I've been about six days without showering - in the last play I did, both myself and my assistant admitted that we hadn't showered since Saturday, and it was now Wednesday. She showered the next morning but I didn't have time until the next day. It wasn't a huge problem, my hair smelt a little unclean but not unpleasant and I washed at the sink.

I think some people, e.g. my brother, shower compulsively every morning and then get really unused to their own skin so if they're staying somewhere overnight it's uncomfortable not to shower. I'd far rather have an extra half hour in bed than be that clean every morning (but if I'm going out somewhere posh or likely to end up going back with someone, I will shower in the evening).
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #29 on: 19 Nov 2010, 12:29 »

physical activity is a big part of it too, i mean i exercise pretty much every day so there is absolutely no way i can get away without showering and i imagine people who do things like bike to work or run around all day probably have similar feelings but for a person with a relatively sedentary lifestyle who gets to spend most of their day in a nice cool setting i imagine going a few days without a shower is not really that big a deal? i doubt i'd notice either.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #30 on: 19 Nov 2010, 12:49 »

My hair starts to clump when I don't wash it for more than 4 days. (I was a dirty teenager.) If I wanted dreds, that'd be a good thing, but I don't want them, so yeah. Also I honestly can't stand going more than 2 days without a shower. I mean, I usually shower every 2 days anyways, but I feel nasty the day I take my shower. I rarely use body wash, though, unless my skin is really dry (I've got the dry skin relief kind) or I worked out.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #31 on: 19 Nov 2010, 13:40 »

Sometimes I bath once a week, I am a pretty sweaty lady so sometimes it means I smell pretty strongly but I like the way I smell, and so do the people that are gettin' intimate and physical with my body, so I don't really care. My hair looks STUPID when it's clean, it's sooo poofy. Lately I've been washing every two or three days though cause I'm running around a lot.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #32 on: 19 Nov 2010, 14:37 »

Most i've gone is 23 days without a proper shower. When we are in the field and there isnt any shower facilities all we are left with are baby wipes. It helps but usually just makes the dust and dirt cling to you worse.

Me last 3days with no baby wipes
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #33 on: 19 Nov 2010, 14:38 »

your face looks softer than a baby's bottom
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #34 on: 19 Nov 2010, 14:41 »

Every 2 - 3 days is good for me. 3 mainly because jesus christ long hair gets disgusting when it's thoroughly oiled.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #35 on: 19 Nov 2010, 14:42 »

your face looks softer than a baby's bottom

I bet the wind there is like a constant gentle peeling.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #36 on: 19 Nov 2010, 17:00 »

When I first moved out I'd routinely go four or five days without bathing because I was just so busy but then I got into the whole shaving thing and I was doing that every day so that made me shower every day too, and I just forced myself to make time for it. The problem is, I generally don't notice if I stink- but other people do. Also I was really happy when I cut my hair short because I went from having to shampoo every 2-3 days to being able to go months without having to wash my hair.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #37 on: 19 Nov 2010, 17:18 »

Yeah I never use shampoo. People always look at me like I am some sort of filthy animal when I say that, but my hair is really soft! Also, it can do this without the help of hair products.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #38 on: 19 Nov 2010, 17:21 »

That's eerily reminiscent of my legendary bed-hair escapades
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #39 on: 19 Nov 2010, 17:38 »

When I wash my hair I tend to use mainly conditioner. I've been going on one thing of shampoo for about 6 months now, I don't think it's less than half full.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #40 on: 19 Nov 2010, 18:02 »

How do you do six days? When I'm not leaving the house for a few days and I'm focusing on homework, I can go a few days only leaving the computer for food, but not that long.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #41 on: 19 Nov 2010, 18:24 »

every time you wash your hair, you strip it of its natural oils. the more you wash it, the more oil it produces to compensate. subsequently, the less you wash it, the less oily it will eventually become. that's usually the reasoning behind why most people who say they wash their hair every single day "have to" because it'll become unbearably greasy if they don't - well, of course it will, because you're washing it every single day! try using water and just a little bit of soap once in a while instead and see what happens, you'll feel gross at first but you might really be surprised by how naturally soft and shiny your hair eventually ends up being once it sorts itself out. your body's natural oils also operate on a pretty similar set of instructions but again, i exercise just about every day and the stench of my sweaty armpits could feasibly be bottled and used as a chemical weapon so i don't think any amount of not showering could possibly lead to some sort of natural equilibrium for me.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #42 on: 19 Nov 2010, 18:32 »

First of all, have a shower for god's sake. Or at least run a wet flannel over your body (particularly the bits for plunging).

Second of all:

Those kids. You know. With the skateboards.

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You see them. The rappers. On the Top of the Pops. Doing their raps.

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Thirdly, I have to use extra strong paint strpper type shampoo to combat the eczema on my scalp. I wash my hair every other day and that seems to get it just about right. My boss, who has dreadlocks, has not washed (or cut) his hair in twenty-one years.

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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #43 on: 19 Nov 2010, 18:39 »

Is his hair itchy?
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #44 on: 19 Nov 2010, 18:46 »

get two different shampoos, switch 'em often.

friend of mine, guy I used to live with, his parents split up and he noticed his hair was always nicest right after he switched between living with parents (I think it was like every week or every other week?) so dude always has two shampoos.
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« Reply #45 on: 19 Nov 2010, 18:46 »

Nope. In fact, he gets it out and shows it to customers at closing time, in an effort to encourage them in a friendly way to leave.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #46 on: 19 Nov 2010, 18:57 »

I sweat while I sleep. Some mornings I wake up and I've practically sweated through my shirt. I need to shower after that.

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« Reply #47 on: 19 Nov 2010, 19:00 »

Sometimes I go out onto the grass that they've got here, outside the house. And I stand there, often for days at a time, until there's a particularly heavy bit of rain. And when this happens I go to where the grass is thinnest and I scuff it up loads and mae it all muddy. Then I roll around in it and rub my face in it and sometimes even sort of stick some of the mud down my pants.

I need to shower after that.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #48 on: 19 Nov 2010, 19:32 »

Yeah I showered, but mostly I just start doing stuff, and then I never get up more than 30 minutes before work, and it takes me 25 minutes to get to work. And when I get home it is like midnight so I don't want to shower.

Also, I went about 5 months without using shampoo on my hair, but then I started to get really bad dandruff so I had to get anti-dandruff shampoo.
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« Reply #49 on: 19 Nov 2010, 23:17 »

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