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Drill King

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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #150 on: 28 Nov 2010, 10:03 »
Simon I adore you, I think it's becoming more and more clear that we are fucking soul mates.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #151 on: 28 Nov 2010, 14:25 »
Well, I don't know Khar. So. There..

I do think pistachios are fucking amazing, though!
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #152 on: 28 Nov 2010, 21:57 »
SIMON COME HERE FUCK
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #153 on: 28 Nov 2010, 22:16 »
Who the hell's "Simon"?
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #154 on: 28 Nov 2010, 23:25 »
I think it's Khar's alter-ego/crime-fighting superhero nemesis. Dude is a jerk (think Dr Horrible).
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #155 on: 29 Nov 2010, 10:50 »
Quote from: Drill King on 28 Nov 2010, 21:57
SIMON COME HERE FUCK

I'm not sure why, but inside my head, that turned into this.



Yeah, it's not even the same dog race but I've got stuff to do, kay?
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #156 on: 29 Nov 2010, 12:19 »
Quote from: KharBevNor on 28 Nov 2010, 08:16
I just enjoy watching women crack and eat pistachios what the fuck is wrong with you people.

what's wrong with a good old american peanut, you effete pistachio-eating liberal
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #157 on: 29 Nov 2010, 14:37 »
The sound of a peanut being cracked is not particularly sexy.

Also, peanuts are not actually nuts.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #158 on: 29 Nov 2010, 14:49 »
Neither are pistachios.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #159 on: 29 Nov 2010, 14:52 »
Then what the fuck are they? Not legumes, surely!
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I love America. We've been hurt but we also hurt others. You know you never hurt anybody? The ESKIMOS! Do we even know what they look like without those silly coats? Nobody ever talks about invading..wherever the hell they're from. Does anybody even know?

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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #160 on: 29 Nov 2010, 14:53 »
They are seeds.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #161 on: 29 Nov 2010, 17:39 »
Are any nuts actually nuts?
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Quote from: Ozymandias on 17 Mar 2011, 10:24
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #162 on: 29 Nov 2010, 18:35 »
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #163 on: 29 Nov 2010, 18:39 »
NUTS ARE FRUITS  :psyduck: :psyduck: :psyduck:
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Quote from: Ozymandias on 17 Mar 2011, 10:24
It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #164 on: 29 Nov 2010, 18:57 »
Isn't anything with seeds considered a fruit and those without are vegetables? Blew my mind when i found out tomatoes were fruits.
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Re: I haven't showered in like 6 days
« Reply #165 on: 29 Nov 2010, 19:15 »
i was gonna try to contribute some sort of gay joke to the current discussion but i realized that wouldn't have actually been enjoyable for anyone at all
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