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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #1 on: 14 Dec 2010, 22:16 »

call me when anne hathaway is single
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #2 on: 14 Dec 2010, 23:06 »

Aww man Anne Hathaway's not single?

Ehh, showbiz relationships never last long. I can wait it out.
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #3 on: 14 Dec 2010, 23:07 »

Alternative post:

She's been single for nearly 400 years, Johnny!!
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« Reply #4 on: 14 Dec 2010, 23:12 »

i have no idea, maybe she is, maybe she isn't. someone find it out for me i'm about to crash from energy drinks
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« Reply #5 on: 14 Dec 2010, 23:14 »

I will call no one when I'm single, because I am not famous or cute in an HD way.

This is the ultimate disappointment of my life. Men do not want of me.
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« Reply #6 on: 15 Dec 2010, 03:52 »

Become a serial killer, you'll be famous and many men will consider you cute and want of you. And the icing on the cake is they'll be the type of men to be really committed to a mental institution.
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #7 on: 15 Dec 2010, 04:00 »

call me when anne hathaway is single

Seriously? Man ... that nose ... just, no.
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« Reply #8 on: 15 Dec 2010, 04:53 »

i have no idea, maybe she is, maybe she isn't. someone find it out for me i'm about to crash from energy drinks

I'm imagining you sitting shirtless in a dingy motel room, empty cans all over the floor, staring wild-eyed at your own reflection. You crush the last can and let it drop to the floor. Suddenly there is a knock at the door; you turn your head and let out a long incoherent scream.
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #9 on: 15 Dec 2010, 05:21 »

TOMMY!!


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« Reply #10 on: 15 Dec 2010, 05:51 »

call me when anne hathaway is single

I WILL DUEL YOU FOR HER.
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« Reply #11 on: 15 Dec 2010, 09:21 »

call me when anne hathaway is single

Seriously? Man ... that nose ... just, no.

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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #12 on: 15 Dec 2010, 10:33 »

I like Anne Hathaway because you can play Charlie Brooker's Billie Piper game with her also: What facial feature is the biggest?



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« Reply #13 on: 15 Dec 2010, 10:37 »

Anne Hathaway is fairly cute but just going by looks I'm a li'l surprised Hollywood hasn't stuck her in those roles where she's supposed to be the plain best friend despite being prettier than most people in a given random sampling. Most damning of all, the really jealous and possessive ladies I know think she's "nice and one of the prettiest women in movies," instead of a "skank" like pretty much every other actress under 30. Translation: they don't even find her threatening.
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #14 on: 15 Dec 2010, 10:37 »

Anne Hathaway does not resemble a rodent, whereas Billie Piper looks like a goddanged chipmunk.
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« Reply #15 on: 15 Dec 2010, 10:51 »

anne hathaway's also got like mad acting chops dudes
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« Reply #16 on: 15 Dec 2010, 11:52 »

And terrible taste in men.
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« Reply #17 on: 15 Dec 2010, 11:53 »

She is definitely a good actress.
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #18 on: 15 Dec 2010, 11:54 »

I like Anne Hathaway because you can play Charlie Brooker's Billie Piper game with her also: What facial feature is the biggest?



I don't know!

Oh damn, I just got that reference.
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« Reply #19 on: 15 Dec 2010, 12:12 »

Anne Hathaway needs to stop ruining movie adaptations of perfectly good books. She may have fixed this herself by getting too old to play the heroine of children/teen stories, but I was so excited about Ella Enchanted until I heard she was in it.
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #20 on: 15 Dec 2010, 12:25 »

Anne Hathaway is fairly cute but just going by looks I'm a li'l surprised Hollywood hasn't stuck her in those roles where she's supposed to be the plain best friend despite being prettier than most people in a given random sampling. Most damning of all, the really jealous and possessive ladies I know think she's "nice and one of the prettiest women in movies," instead of a "skank" like pretty much every other actress under 30. Translation: they don't even find her threatening.

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« Reply #21 on: 15 Dec 2010, 12:53 »

Nah, my habitually jealous cousin insists they should have gotten someone less adorable for that movie. And she once cut up a roommate's clothes in college. The girl is completely insane.
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« Reply #22 on: 15 Dec 2010, 13:35 »

Anne Hathaway is a babe! Billie Piper is not.

But Scarlett is far prettier than both of them.
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« Reply #23 on: 15 Dec 2010, 13:48 »



It's like a remake of Aguirre, Wrath of God starring capybaras.

I wonder if that capybara knows how to do the Kinski turn?
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« Reply #24 on: 15 Dec 2010, 13:54 »

why is no one saying anything about khar's vision of jc

because that killed me
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Re: TOMMY!!
« Reply #25 on: 15 Dec 2010, 14:32 »

Or vice versa. Perhaps she's the one who called it quits.
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« Reply #26 on: 15 Dec 2010, 14:34 »

Come on, who'd be tired of fucking Ryan Reynolds!
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« Reply #27 on: 15 Dec 2010, 14:40 »

Guys, whoever is saying Anne Hathaway is unattractive is either blind or a moron. Like, seriously if I knew a girl that looked like that I'd probably die.
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« Reply #28 on: 15 Dec 2010, 14:48 »

I'd trust Andy to pick attractive girls over pretty well anyone on this forum.
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« Reply #29 on: 15 Dec 2010, 14:50 »

yeah i gotta agree with andy here, whenever i witness this kind of dude talk where everyone seems to have ridiculously high standards of attractiveness for women i find myself really curious as to what kind of sex life said dudes have actually had and whether or not they are still single
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« Reply #30 on: 15 Dec 2010, 14:52 »

Dude what fuckhead in his right mind would not nail Anne Hathaway if given the option

Hell, if I was in a coma I'd snap out of it if I heard she was on the phone looking for me
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« Reply #31 on: 15 Dec 2010, 14:55 »

seriously though, i don't get it what's wrong with her nose

is it that she's gorgeous? if that's a bad nose then what's a good nose, i'm missing something here
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« Reply #32 on: 15 Dec 2010, 14:57 »

Guys, whoever is saying Anne Hathaway is unattractive is either blind or a moron.

I have no idea if she's attractive, because attractiveness comes from the mind, and I don't know her; she's passably pretty, I guess.  Also, I am clearly programmed to be suspicious of anyone well-known in any case.
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« Reply #33 on: 15 Dec 2010, 14:59 »

Query: If you could nail Anne Hathaway once in exchange for an otherwise celibate life, would you?

Saying no to this question does not mean you gain magical hook-up talent you currently lack.
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« Reply #34 on: 15 Dec 2010, 15:01 »

Hell no.
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« Reply #35 on: 15 Dec 2010, 15:04 »

I say that mostly because you could create some entirely hypothetical insanely gorgeous human being who was also a great conversationalist and I'd still say no to the "once," thing.
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« Reply #36 on: 15 Dec 2010, 15:08 »

why is no one saying anything about khar's vision of jc

because that killed me

ask tommy & tania how it stacks up against what i was actually like on two loko in chicago
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« Reply #37 on: 15 Dec 2010, 15:12 »

anne hathaway is pretty and all, but if you answer "yes" to that question you are essentially forfeiting your capability to ever have meaningful and intimate relationships with other human beings again for the entire rest of your life in exchange for banging a semi-famous celebrity one time and no offense but wow that's a stupid decision to make
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« Reply #38 on: 15 Dec 2010, 15:17 »

There was also a lengthy drunken spiel about your former drummer which I missed filming by a few short seconds. The bits I do remember were utterly hilarious.

i can't be in these estates anymore because i like "freefalling" by tom petty too much
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« Reply #39 on: 15 Dec 2010, 15:22 »

The correct answer to the query was: Say yes with your fingers crossed behind your back. Then fuck some other people anyway.
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« Reply #40 on: 15 Dec 2010, 15:23 »

And, you know, generally have a meaningful and fulfilling life however you please.
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« Reply #41 on: 15 Dec 2010, 15:33 »

yeah i gotta agree with andy here, whenever i witness this kind of dude talk where everyone seems to have ridiculously high standards of attractiveness for women i find myself really curious as to what kind of sex life said dudes have actually had and whether or not they are still single

I ain't actually saying she's not pretty, she's gorgeous as hell. Just goddamn lady, you got some big everythings on that face. She's lucky they're all symmetrical and beautiful.

(Also, Billie Piper is a pretty lady too; people are silly.)
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« Reply #42 on: 15 Dec 2010, 15:36 »

other favourite memory: jc opening a bag of munchies and just immediately pouring the contents into his mouth while mason kept yelling "DON'T EAT LIKE THAT JOHNNY, DON'T EAT LIKE THAT" repeatedly from across the room

truly the Best Vacation Ever
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« Reply #43 on: 15 Dec 2010, 15:41 »

She's not unattractive. If anything I think what I said reflects more on just how high the standards for "Hollywood homely" is. For god's sake, they used to give Audrey Hepburn "plain girl" roles at one point. AUDREY HEPBURN!
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« Reply #44 on: 15 Dec 2010, 15:48 »

and different people can have wildly different standards, remember. personally, i prefer my ladies to be at least a little bit weird looking, so to me Anne Hathaway is pretty, but far too "normal" looking for me to go all gaga over.

joanna newsom, zooey deschanel etc. is more my style. Maybe i have a thing for big eyes....I dunno. Or maybe I am projecting their voices and personalities onto their faces, making any imperfections (real or perceived) pretty much moot.

i don't know, i'm not a doctor
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« Reply #46 on: 15 Dec 2010, 17:46 »

Not that I WASN'T THERE TO WITNESS JOHNNY GONE LOKO but here is a thing I guess:



Also, when is the Chicagodoc coming out? I've yet to see any footage of me taking a knee.
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« Reply #47 on: 15 Dec 2010, 17:48 »

Here is another comic showcasing the dynamic duo.

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« Reply #48 on: 15 Dec 2010, 17:57 »

If anything I think what I said reflects more on just how high the standards for "Hollywood homely" is. For god's sake, they used to give Audrey Hepburn "plain girl" roles at one point.

It's not so much that Hollywood has high standards, it's more that they have extraordinarily homogenised standards, and anyone who deviates by even the slightest degree from what is accepted physical perfection in Hollywood is relegated to the back-blocks regardless of how attractive they actually are.
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« Reply #49 on: 15 Dec 2010, 19:00 »

I can agree with that. It's kinda like how Sofia Vergara dyes her hair black in the US just because that's pretty much what's expected of a Columbian model/actress.
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