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Author Topic: For sale: baby shoes, never used, Or the six word story thread  (Read 13867 times)

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Red squirrels; once there were thousands...

(In the UK, the grey squirrel has driven out the red squirrel within my lifetime.)
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"Being human, having your health; that's what's important."  (from: Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi )
"As long as we're all living, and as long as we're all having fun, that should do it, right?"  (from: The Eccentric Family )

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This isn't some kind of metaphor.

A magnificently well done internet post.
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For sale: Hemingway book, never opened.
« Last Edit: 18 Dec 2010, 13:20 by jwhouk »
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"Character is what you are in the Dark." - D.L. Moody
There is no joke that can be made online without someone being offended by it.
Life's too short to be ashamed of how you were born.
Just another Joe like 46

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But can I pay in squirrels?
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No really, where is my sword?
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For sale: baby photos, hardly used.
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It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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For sale: Baby torso, lightly used.
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Rizzla: Man... I'm only interested in girls who've had penises.
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Rizzla: I mean girls who have penises.

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That is because you are wrong.

It is not so, Mr. Nodaisho.

Your "fixed" post had seven words.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

(Sorry, I have problems with nitpicking)
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dumplings are the answer because the foreskin boys

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Arguing over six word stories? Really?
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For sale: Baby torso, lightly used.

for sale: overdone joke, poorly used.
« Last Edit: 18 Dec 2010, 20:10 by sean »
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The elevator made a groaning sound.

What the fuck happened?  My eyes!
« Last Edit: 18 Dec 2010, 20:08 by Caleb »
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That is because you are wrong.

It is not so, Mr. Nodaisho.

Your "fixed" post had seven words.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

(Sorry, I have problems with nitpicking)

Thrown off by the comma, perhaps?
(1.Six 2.Words 3.That 4.Is 5.Truly 6.Brilliant.)
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Hurr durr burr nurr wurr, curr?

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dumplings are the answer because the foreskin boys

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An accurate summation of the truth.
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Hopefully it goes without saying but you should always ask before sticking things in people's butts

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Christ, not another fucking Pokemon thread
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It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Old man and boy go adventuring.

Robot falls in love, saves planet.

Mouse is great chef.  Holy crap!
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dumplings are the answer because the foreskin boys

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"Character is what you are in the Dark." - D.L. Moody
There is no joke that can be made online without someone being offended by it.
Life's too short to be ashamed of how you were born.
Just another Joe like 46

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I'm getting your hankie all wet.
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Ho, ho, ho!

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You are tearing me apart, Lisa.
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I love this vagina store!
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SNEAKY
I sneak that shit
And liek
OMG DICK JERK

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You are tearing me apart, Lisa.

And now the thread is complete.
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Rizzla: Man... I'm only interested in girls who've had penises.
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Rizzla: I mean girls who have penises.

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Magic. Wonderful, wonderful magic. Join us?
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Barfy: he needs to get on the sucking of some dick

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This shirt is not ironic, dammit

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It's a roasted cocoa bean, commonly found in vaginas.

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Bought Bergeron sweater: he suffered concussion.

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Umm, ummm, yeah, actual story. keep the thread going!

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Wait so you're letting something that happened 10 years ago ruin your quality of life? What are you, America? :psyduck:

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