Topic: the thread where you come up with a name for your future biography (Read 15401 times)

tania · « **on:** 15 Jan 2011, 02:22 »

"i can't believe i ate the whole thing"

Papersatan · « **Reply #1 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 04:16 »

"Kat's Out of the Bag: The Secret Life of a Digital Librarian"

ackblom12 · « **Reply #2 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 05:34 »

"No, We're Not Related: The Autobiography of Stephen King"

Caleb · « **Reply #3 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 06:24 »

"All the warning signs were there: The chilling true life account of the most wanted criminal in America"

Lines · « **Reply #4 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 07:26 »

"The Stuff That Happened At That One Place: The True Story About That One Girl And The Things She Did"

Christophe · « **Reply #5 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 08:08 »

"AHHHH, C'MON FUCK THIS GUY: Christopher Casuga, a Life Lived in Meme"

valley_parade · « **Reply #6 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 08:26 »

A Life Spent Mostly Sitting Alone Listening To Punk Rock On Vinyl: The Harrowing Exploits Of Shane Bua, OBE

Oh yeah, someday I get an OBE.

pwhodges · « **Reply #7 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 09:14 »

"Why? A life without meaning"

Johnny C · « **Reply #8 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 09:44 »

A Field Guide To Low Self-Esteem

David_Dovey · « **Reply #9 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 09:55 »

Steal This Book and Give it to Someone You Hate

Not actually a book but a tri-fold pamphlet that's full of non-sequitirs and cuts off abruptly in mid-sentence

jhocking · « **Reply #10 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 10:14 »

I'm not dead yet.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #11 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 11:08 »

I'm not sure if this thread is legally binding, you can probably just put some bullshit here and no-one will expect you to write a book with that title ever

snalin · « **Reply #12 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 11:16 »

Laughing Alone

celticgeek · « **Reply #13 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 11:17 »

Onward, Blindly Onward!

StaedlerMars · « **Reply #14 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 11:36 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 15 Jan 2011, 11:08

I'm not sure if this thread is legally binding, you can probably just put some bullshit here and no-one will expect you to write a book with that title ever

I like to think that he was saying that that is what the title of this autobiography would be.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #15 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 13:26 »

"No Really, Where am I? The Life of a Confused Individual"
or
"How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Start Self Medicating"

Kugai · « **Reply #16 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 13:29 »

Yer All Frakin' Insane!

Jace · « **Reply #17 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 13:43 »

How To Be The Most Terrible Person: The Jace Boatrite Story

Joseph · « **Reply #18 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 13:44 »

This is Basically Just a List of Books He Read: How Joseph Giardini Didn't Change Anything Ever

David_Dovey · « **Reply #19 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 14:13 »

Probably Way Too Heavy On the Self-Deprecation To Be Honest: A QC Forums Biographical Anthology

vegkitkat · « **Reply #20 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 14:19 »

How to be an awesome nerd *with extra awesomeness*

Dliessmgg · « **Reply #21 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 15:01 »

Fantasy and Reality: (Un)learning the Difference

JD · « **Reply #22 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 17:30 »

The Boy, The Man, The Dunderhead

jwhouk · « **Reply #23 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 18:09 »

Pred Head - My Highs and Lows as a Long-Distance Hockey Fan

David_Dovey · « **Reply #24 on:** 15 Jan 2011, 22:28 »

I wonder if it would be Internet gold or just horrible to let people start suggesting names for other forum people's biographies?

Oh well, here goes anyway:

Ultimate Dicksucker: An Oral History of Tommy Dski As Told By the Men He Blew The Most

Cernunnos · « **Reply #25 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 06:36 »

alternate:

VH1 Behind the music - Raped! by dolphins: the Tommydski story

Lines · « **Reply #26 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 11:46 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 15 Jan 2011, 14:13

Probably Way Too Heavy On the Self-Deprecation To Be Honest: A QC Forums Biographical Anthology

Yes! Now we can have an omnibus and mine can just be a chapter because a whole book would make no sense.

Also here's another possible title: This Is Not A Book: The Life and Times of Linds. It will be a coloring book that's already colored in. TAKE THAT ART SCHOOL. *shakes fist*

KharBevNor · « **Reply #27 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 12:05 »

Why does it smell of lesbians in here: The Andrea Sears story

Patrick · « **Reply #28 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 12:32 »

The Man Who Should Never Ever Ever Be A CEO

De_El · « **Reply #29 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 13:24 »

Unconsciously Self-Conscious Unself-conscious: A guy who worried too much about shit that didn't matter, and had no idea the true importance of things that did, like a lot

The title will continue to ramble on the cover in a John Hodgman-esque manner, continue into the book for a few pages and then the rest of the book will be drawings of cats commissioned from five year olds, captioned with obsessive writings on bands and films I like.

Gemmwah · « **Reply #30 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 13:38 »

Cunts.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #31 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 13:45 »

I would've posited that for Khar's bio. Maybe too subtle though, something like Arse-Shitting Bitch Shit Cunts Fucking Dicks might be more his speed.

Lines · « **Reply #32 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 13:47 »

The Next Seven You See: A Guide to Becoming the Ultimate Dicksucker by Tommy Dski

KharBevNor · « **Reply #33 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 16:40 »

Quote from: David_Dovey on 16 Jan 2011, 13:45

I would've posited that for Khar's bio. Maybe too subtle though, something like Arse-Shitting Bitch Shit Cunts Fucking Dicks might be more his speed.

Satanic Nuns, Clad in Fishnets and Greased Russian Gas Masks, Felch the Vile Black Vomit of the Ultimate Goatcunt from the Clogged Arse of the Final Antipope: A Story of Hope

tania · « **Reply #34 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 16:43 »

i've read that, it really does end on a surprisingly high note

Inlander · « **Reply #35 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 17:39 »

Also, somewhat less surprisingly, a drunk note.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #36 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 18:08 »

The foreword could not be more glowing with its praise.

Slick · « **Reply #37 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 18:13 »

I Was a Man of Poor Timing and Judgment: A Cautionary Exploration of Regret, Music, and Symbiotic Lactobacillus

ZJGent · « **Reply #38 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 18:26 »

It's Unlikely You'll Finish This Unlikely Story (Never Let The Truth Get In The Way Of A Good Anecdote)

SonofZ3 · « **Reply #39 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 19:58 »

The Folly of Revenge, A Promising Man's Self Destruction in the Pursuit of Vengeance

KvP · « **Reply #40 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 22:49 »

Sometimes His Hair Was Nice, At Least: A Life of Self-Denial, Missed Opportunities, and Inescapable Loneliness.

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #41 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 22:52 »

C-, Should Have Tried Harder, a cautionary tale of acceptable mediocrity.

David_Dovey · « **Reply #42 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 23:15 »

Fucking hell you guys are downers

sean · « **Reply #43 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 23:29 »

My Life is Actually Pretty O.K. Most of the Time: A Story About Nothing Too Terribly Exciting

Lunchbox · « **Reply #44 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 23:39 »

GPOY: The Memoirs of an Ageing Attention Whore

sean · « **Reply #45 on:** 16 Jan 2011, 23:41 »

When This Book Is Done, You Should Hit The Like Button Of Facebook

est · « **Reply #46 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 00:56 »

If you are reading this I am dead now.

Patrick · « **Reply #47 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 02:03 »

All My STDs And How I Got Them: A Memoir

nobo · « **Reply #48 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 04:43 »

The Story of Norbert Robbel.... Wobbble.. Vrobl.. you know what, fuck this guy.

michaelicious · « **Reply #49 on:** 17 Jan 2011, 05:21 »

Odyssey

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