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Imagine What She Could Have Done With a Malaysian Battle Spatula <g>
« on: 19 Feb 2011, 18:53 »
A Malaysian woman beat off a tiger attacking her husband armed just with a wooden soup ladle:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1356762/Woman-fights-tiger-ladle-Malaysian-jungle-saves-husband.html

Here is the strip on South East Asian fighting spoons and battle ladles:

http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=540
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Re: Imagine What She Could Have Done With a Malaysian Battle Spatula <g>
« Reply #1 on: 19 Feb 2011, 21:29 »
I love this quote from the article;

'The tiger was probably hunting for prey and mistook Tambun (her husband, the victim) for a mammal,' she told the New Straits Times.

Technically, the tiger was right.   :wink:

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Re: Imagine What She Could Have Done With a Malaysian Battle Spatula <g>
« Reply #2 on: 19 Feb 2011, 22:29 »
Not necessarily. Don't be so placento-normative.
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Re: Imagine What She Could Have Done With a Malaysian Battle Spatula <g>
« Reply #3 on: 19 Feb 2011, 23:15 »
Just Imagine how the tiger recounts the tale to his buddies:

So here I was, just looking for lunch, when this wierd naked monkey thing comes along, I didn't know what the hell it was, but it looked tasty so I thought what the hell, right? So I pounce on it, and just before I could get the killing bite on the back of the neck, this other wierd naked monkey thing starts screaming and hollering and hitting me with a goddamned stick!!!

I could have taken out the both of them but I figured they weren't worth the trouble so I just said "Fuck it!" and took off. Trust me boys, if you ever see one of those wierd naked monkey things, make sure it doesn't have a stick before you pounce!
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Re: Imagine What She Could Have Done With a Malaysian Battle Spatula <g>
« Reply #4 on: 20 Feb 2011, 02:05 »
Quote from: Carl-E on 19 Feb 2011, 21:29
'The tiger was probably hunting for prey and mistook Tambun (her husband, the victim) for a mammal,' she told the New Straits Times.
The bad part of my wife being out of town is that there was nobody in the house to ask why I was laughing so loud and so hard.
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Re: Imagine What She Could Have Done With a Malaysian Battle Spatula <g>
« Reply #5 on: 20 Feb 2011, 13:10 »
That is awesome.

I believe the first picture is miscaptioned, though.
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Re: Imagine What She Could Have Done With a Malaysian Battle Spatula <g>
« Reply #6 on: 20 Feb 2011, 20:00 »
Quote from: Carl-E on 19 Feb 2011, 21:29
'The tiger was probably hunting for prey and mistook Tambun (her husband, the victim) for a mammal,' she told the New Straits Times.
Well, if the tiger mistook Tambun for a mammal, that would imply that he wasn't one. So what, he's a reptile?

Quote from: Watched Pot on 19 Feb 2011, 22:29
Not necessarily. Don't be so placento-normative.
The placenta is not definitive. Marsupials and monotremes are also mammals, as any Australian can tell you.

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Re: Imagine What She Could Have Done With a Malaysian Battle Spatula <g>
« Reply #7 on: 20 Feb 2011, 21:13 »
Says also in the story the victim was hunting squirrels for dinner.
Next time, send Momo. Although she'll just insist you go to the store.
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Re: Imagine What She Could Have Done With a Malaysian Battle Spatula <g>
« Reply #8 on: 21 Feb 2011, 14:01 »
Quote from: Akima on 20 Feb 2011, 20:00
The placenta is not definitive. Marsupials and monotremes are also mammals, as any Australian can tell you.

Curse you and your eldritch antipodean knowledge!
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