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What was the MOMENT OF THE WEEK?

Good morning Faye! I made some coffee...
- 0 (0%)
SLUUUURRP (right from the pot)
- 2 (3.7%)
Is CoD hiring?
- 0 (0%)
"Tragic accident" (This stuff BETTER not be poisoned)
- 2 (3.7%)
Momo at the library! Are you hiring?
- 1 (1.9%)
"I've got free reign."
- 1 (1.9%)
"Is that something you are supposed to put on your resume?"
- 5 (9.3%)
Winslow brought Momo those samples...
- 1 (1.9%)
There's... there's nothing! Her entire system is blank!
- 1 (1.9%)
Big NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- 7 (13%)
She got a new chassis. (We must burn it. To keep it out of Pintsize's hands.)
- 6 (11.1%)
Hey, mister triple-shot latte.
- 1 (1.9%)
Technically, I'm only 2.7 years old.
- 0 (0%)
You got a robot PREGNANT?
- 17 (31.5%)
Samantha meets Momo!
- 4 (7.4%)
Pokemons 513, 397, 456...
- 1 (1.9%)
Do you REALLY know all that?
- 0 (0%)
Please. I live with Marigold.
- 5 (9.3%)

Total Members Voted: 51


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Author Topic: WCDT: 2006-2010 (5-9 Sep 2011)  (Read 74157 times)

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Re: WCDT: 2006-2010 (5-9 Sep 2011)
« Reply #350 on: 11 Sep 2011, 18:51 »

What was the MOMENT OF THE WEEK?

Good morning Faye! I made some coffee...    - 0 (0%)
SLUUUURRP (right from the pot)    - 2 (4.3%)
Is CoD hiring?    - 0 (0%)
"Tragic accident" (This stuff BETTER not be poisoned)    - 2 (4.3%)
Momo at the library! Are you hiring?    - 1 (2.1%)
"I've got free reign."    - 1 (2.1%)
"Is that something you are supposed to put on your resume?"    - 5 (10.6%)
Winslow brought Momo those samples...    - 1 (2.1%)
There's... there's nothing! Her entire system is blank!    - 1 (2.1%)
Big NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO    - 4 (8.5%)
She got a new chassis. (We must burn it. To keep it out of Pintsize's hands.)    - 5 (10.6%)
Hey, mister triple-shot latte.    - 1 (2.1%)
Technically, I'm only 2.7 years old.    - 0 (0%)
You got a robot PREGNANT?    - 17 (36.2%)
Samantha meets Momo!    - 3 (6.4%)
Pokemons 513, 397, 456...    - 0 (0%)
Do you REALLY know all that?    - 0 (0%)
Please. I live with Marigold.    - 4 (8.5%)

Total Voters: 47
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Re: WCDT: 2006-2010 (5-9 Sep 2011)
« Reply #351 on: 11 Sep 2011, 19:06 »

Unless it's just a nickname for some really weak chamomile tea...
Green tea seems more likely.
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Re: WCDT: 2006-2010 (5-9 Sep 2011)
« Reply #352 on: 11 Sep 2011, 19:37 »

I thought it was apple cider.
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Re: WCDT: 2006-2010 (5-9 Sep 2011)
« Reply #353 on: 11 Sep 2011, 19:43 »

It's a slippery slope once we start deciding that the names of daily specials aren't meant literally.

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Re: WCDT: 2006-2010 (5-9 Sep 2011)
« Reply #354 on: 11 Sep 2011, 20:33 »

I thought it was apple cider.

Either that or Bud Light.
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Re: WCDT: 2006-2010 (5-9 Sep 2011)
« Reply #355 on: 11 Sep 2011, 20:59 »

So you've heard the story of the guy who sent some American beer to a lab for analysis and got back a report saying "Your horse is pregnant"?
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Re: WCDT: 2006-2010 (5-9 Sep 2011)
« Reply #356 on: 11 Sep 2011, 21:32 »

In an old (prohibition era) local variant it was moonshine from a black market dealer, and the horse had diabetes.
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Re: WCDT: 2006-2010 (5-9 Sep 2011)
« Reply #357 on: 11 Sep 2011, 21:36 »

Q: How is Bud Light like having sex in a canoe?





A: It's fucking close to water.
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Re: WCDT: 2006-2010 (5-9 Sep 2011)
« Reply #358 on: 16 Sep 2011, 09:17 »

It took me until now to come up with a logical question about AnthroPCs based on strip 2007.

What does it mean for an AnthroPC to be a "rookie" at a job?

Do they have to acquire motor skills the hard way, like we do? They can't just download parameters and become equivalent to a Clover machine?
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Re: WCDT: 2006-2010 (5-9 Sep 2011)
« Reply #359 on: 16 Sep 2011, 10:05 »

It took me until now to come up with a logical question about AnthroPCs based on strip 2007.

What does it mean for an AnthroPC to be a "rookie" at a job?

Do they have to acquire motor skills the hard way, like we do? They can't just download parameters and become equivalent to a Clover machine?

Even though they might have superior calculation skills etc, Momo would still need to learn additional protocols of how business works from a non-mathematical side of things. Hence, a lower rank job where she can learn company culture etc from scratch might be necessary.
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Re: WCDT: 2006-2010 (5-9 Sep 2011)
« Reply #360 on: 16 Sep 2011, 11:03 »

Momo trying to adapt to CoD culture is something to imagine.
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Re: WCDT: 2006-2010 (5-9 Sep 2011)
« Reply #361 on: 16 Sep 2011, 11:42 »

With the electro-shock, she'd be quite good at extinguishing propositions.  That seems to be a skill of some concern at CoD. 


And I assume she'd recognize one when it came across the counter...
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