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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #51 on: 03 Jul 2011, 07:41 »

the anime bath scene wiki

Why the hell do they even bother with the ludicrously false disclaimer "Please also note that this site is a database on bath and shower scenes in anime & manga NOT A PORN/HENTAI SITE. ". Look how fetishy the subcategories of 'Female' are:

Category:Dark skinned females
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Category:Females who have bathed or showered off screen
Category:Females who have been attacked while bathing or showering
Category:Females who have been peeped at
Category:Females who have been shown bathing or showering in a dream sequence
Category:Females who have had someones face between their breasts while they were bathing or showering
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #52 on: 03 Jul 2011, 11:52 »

Digimon did have helluva catchy themesong.

That it did, but Pokemon's were pretty catchy too, at least in the beginning


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #53 on: 03 Jul 2011, 14:55 »

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« Reply #54 on: 04 Jul 2011, 01:57 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #55 on: 04 Jul 2011, 08:20 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #56 on: 04 Jul 2011, 08:34 »

You need to tell people to watch the cross for long enough, as more happens than they might expect.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #57 on: 04 Jul 2011, 16:21 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #58 on: 04 Jul 2011, 17:08 »

I will not be surprised if this is taken down


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #59 on: 05 Jul 2011, 00:54 »

I much prefer the one-off comics Jeph Jacques does.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #60 on: 05 Jul 2011, 05:20 »

That was still pretty neat though  :-D
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #61 on: 06 Jul 2011, 15:30 »

Hummmm did I miss something? Did you make that?
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #62 on: 06 Jul 2011, 15:33 »

That was the original, but Jeph changed the published comic only an hour or two later to the version now visible.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #63 on: 06 Jul 2011, 17:11 »

Which is also why I wouldn't be surprised if it is taken down


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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #64 on: 07 Jul 2011, 04:48 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #65 on: 07 Jul 2011, 06:03 »

I had vegan friends in high school and none of them were strident and respected my love of bacon as I did theirs of mung beans and alfalfa sprouts. On the other hand I've met plenty of the other kinds of vegan/vegetarians at university. Not everyone has a solid understanding and reasons for what they do. I posted it because I found her comments ironic, I also hope that was done on purpose.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #66 on: 07 Jul 2011, 06:05 »

Urrgh, I feel like that first sentence is all "I'm not racist; one of my best friends is black!""
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #67 on: 07 Jul 2011, 10:00 »

Last part of the second panel and third panel raise good/ironic point. First panel sets up age old joke.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #68 on: 07 Jul 2011, 10:50 »

People ideally have agency within our society though so it's still a total cop-out rather than something that shows the thought process is outright childish and inconsistent. I don't have an issue with people working for a living. It's when you start keeping "your" workers against their will that I have a problem.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #71 on: 08 Jul 2011, 18:35 »

I feel like the typo about their "soul aim" should be some sort of pun, but I can't quite find it.
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« Reply #73 on: 10 Jul 2011, 17:38 »



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« Reply #80 on: 13 Jul 2011, 16:55 »

So, uh, a guy on my film degree has been writing a novel over the last six months. And he posted the first chapter up on his tumblr.

And, uh...

I don't understand how he got on my course anymore.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #81 on: 13 Jul 2011, 17:26 »

I had to stop reading after two sentences.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #82 on: 13 Jul 2011, 17:31 »

i made it as far as "dilapidating"

i know it's technically a word, but that doesn't make it ok to use seriously in a sentence
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #83 on: 13 Jul 2011, 18:30 »

I edited a fiction webzine for a while, so I got to read all kinds of submissions from the worst to the best. This would easily fit in the bottom 5%. I'd hate to have to work crew for any screenplay he comes up with. Perhaps he has a future as a Grip.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #85 on: 13 Jul 2011, 20:14 »

Film people generally specialise into one area at university. No reason a dude who writes shit couldn't be an excellent cinematographer or editor, or even a producer or director.

He's got a good stab at the Bulwer-Lytton prize with that opening though, seriously.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #86 on: 14 Jul 2011, 04:41 »

So, uh, a guy on my film degree has been writing a novel over the last six months. And he posted the first chapter up on his tumblr.

And, uh...

I don't understand how he got on my course anymore.

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« Reply #87 on: 14 Jul 2011, 12:41 »

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« Reply #88 on: 14 Jul 2011, 13:44 »

I had to stop reading after ONE sentence.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #89 on: 14 Jul 2011, 14:26 »

You miss many treasures by stopping.  But you might not mind.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #90 on: 14 Jul 2011, 15:56 »

Ah, I love the old 'but for some reason' catch. It featured prominently in many of my early fanfics.
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« Reply #91 on: 14 Jul 2011, 18:50 »

[insert gif about harry and voldemort nearly making out here]
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #92 on: 14 Jul 2011, 19:10 »

No, my EARLY fancfics - Before Harry was even a twinkle in Jo's eye. I'm not telling you what they were about.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #93 on: 15 Jul 2011, 07:25 »

Woa, those quotes were awful and english isn't my second language.  :psyduck:
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #95 on: 15 Jul 2011, 08:39 »

Can you get happier than that?
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« Reply #96 on: 15 Jul 2011, 08:47 »

Want to try?
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« Reply #97 on: 16 Jul 2011, 14:39 »

Bollywood

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« Reply #98 on: 16 Jul 2011, 15:11 »

fuck I wish I could dance like that guy.
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« Reply #99 on: 16 Jul 2011, 22:18 »

0:39 to 0:44 worlds best dance move.
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