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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2550 on: 03 Feb 2013, 19:37 »



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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2551 on: 04 Feb 2013, 05:55 »

Yay kitties! Perfect for a Monday morning :-)

Fuzz loves to drink from the faucet- it's pretty impossible to get her to drink water unless it's running. We bought her one of those fancy $40 cat fountains though and it works like a charm! We have a LOT less cat hair in the bathroom sink now too.  :-D

She doesn't eat anything too exciting....won't touch it unless it's meat or dairy. Loves bacon, chicken, ham, beef, ice cream, sour cream and cheese though. Caught her once stealing and licking a cheeto. The funniest food related incident I remember was when she hopped up on the coffee table, bit the corner of an open bag of those gummy octopus things and carried it into the kitchen. 
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2552 on: 04 Feb 2013, 06:10 »

Mail that I got this morning from our computer services dept; nice to know that the organisation I work for exists after all:

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This is just to let you know that if you are using the Janet certificate signing service via IT Services then we will be using domain validated (DV) certificates from now on rather than organisation validated (OV) certificates because the latter require a cumbersome callback process that often fails because Comodo folk don’t understand the complexity of our organisation[1].

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[1] Last week I first had Comodo tell me that they couldn’t verify that Oxford University exists and then that our head office was definitely on Iffley Road…

(Iffley Road is actually the location of the university's running track, where the first four-minute mile was run.)
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« Reply #2554 on: 04 Feb 2013, 08:16 »

this is going to lead to some rule 34 stuff....
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« Reply #2556 on: 04 Feb 2013, 11:48 »

For everyone who, like me, was too afraid to ask.

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2557 on: 04 Feb 2013, 14:24 »

It's less of a handshake and more of a dick-waving contest.

Also, Evangelion chopsticks

Eating with the Spear of Longinus is pretty metal.
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« Reply #2558 on: 04 Feb 2013, 14:46 »

Stand aside, the IT professionals are here

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2559 on: 04 Feb 2013, 14:55 »

I want to be a referee.



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« Reply #2560 on: 04 Feb 2013, 15:26 »

I've never understood what allows them to slide like that.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2561 on: 04 Feb 2013, 15:55 »

Anal lube.

(this was posted somewhere else I think)
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« Reply #2562 on: 05 Feb 2013, 01:44 »

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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2564 on: 05 Feb 2013, 05:30 »

1990 wasn't all that long ago, you know.

Mind you, now I'm remembering that in my teens (say, 1960) I was still reading a medical encyclopaedia from 1930; think about it - no antibiotics; TB treated by being dumped in a sanatorium up a mountain.  OK, maybe 1990 is a long time ago, really.
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2565 on: 05 Feb 2013, 13:47 »

The links to those library books are a problem since it's a blog, and the links seem to point at pages other than the one the linker intended as new pages are added. I got a prostate-gland textbook. It's ironic considering the blog is run by a librarian...

But yes, 1990 is not that long ago. There were actually cars, and TV, and micro-computers! The first  web-site went on-line in 1991 and in 1992 you could even surf the internet with Mosaic! In 1990 I was a little girl in Shanghai, entirely oblivious to all of this, but it can't be that long ago because I remember it, and I'm not old!
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2566 on: 05 Feb 2013, 13:58 »

(Iffley Road is actually the location of the university's running track, where the first four-minute mile was run.)

Wish I could top that. But not quite. I live 8 miles away from the track where Bannisters world record was broken 7 weeks later by John Landy of Australia.
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« Reply #2568 on: 05 Feb 2013, 14:57 »

(Iffley Road is actually the location of the university's running track, where the first four-minute mile was run.)

Wish I could top that. But not quite. I live 8 miles away from the track where Bannisters world record was broken 7 weeks later by John Landy of Australia.

Not bad, though.  But I'm not merely in the same city as the Iffley Road track; our vet overlooks it, and I sometimes walk the dogs past it too.
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« Reply #2569 on: 05 Feb 2013, 15:05 »

tickles hehehehe
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« Reply #2572 on: 06 Feb 2013, 17:04 »

I know its a scripted show, but I still found this adorable in my head.
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« Reply #2573 on: 07 Feb 2013, 07:04 »

...where else would you find it adorable?
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« Reply #2574 on: 07 Feb 2013, 07:15 »

...where else would you find it adorable?
in a box, with a fox? On a boat with a goat?


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« Reply #2575 on: 07 Feb 2013, 07:19 »

Holy crap that's cute
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Re: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN
« Reply #2576 on: 07 Feb 2013, 10:00 »

"Lady" Jayne Cobb


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« Reply #2577 on: 07 Feb 2013, 10:07 »

Eh. I wouldn't even recognise her as being Jayne, to be honest; I think this person did a better job:

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« Reply #2578 on: 07 Feb 2013, 10:19 »

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« Reply #2579 on: 07 Feb 2013, 10:31 »

Eh. I wouldn't even recognise her as being Jayne, to be honest; I think this person did a better job:


dat hat!  :parrot: :-*

I will have to agree with you.
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« Reply #2580 on: 07 Feb 2013, 11:17 »

I think this person did a better job

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« Reply #2581 on: 07 Feb 2013, 11:38 »

ah old timey times was fabulous.

Honestly my favorite part of this movie (wasnt a great movie)
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« Reply #2582 on: 07 Feb 2013, 15:52 »

(I split the diversion into Firefly out as a separate thread.)
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« Reply #2583 on: 07 Feb 2013, 16:01 »

And I'm nabbing one of those posts back.

I was half-tempted to point it out myself.

(whenever I post something here and find I've no picture to add, I go to my reaction folder and grab one at random)


Please tell me there's a blog dedicated to photoshopping Woman Laughing Alone With Salad images.

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« Reply #2584 on: 07 Feb 2013, 16:20 »

I can't find anything, other than this:

     
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« Reply #2585 on: 07 Feb 2013, 17:50 »

"Ahahahahauhauughhhh *sob* I can't eat this its not meat, waaahhhh*
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« Reply #2587 on: 08 Feb 2013, 02:48 »

Oh christ, why did they have to tell me that...

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« Reply #2588 on: 08 Feb 2013, 04:45 »

http://gizmodo.com/5981603/20-optical-illusions-that-might-break-your-mind
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« Reply #2589 on: 08 Feb 2013, 06:03 »

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« Reply #2590 on: 08 Feb 2013, 09:34 »

SHWING :-o  Gameboy?  Chocolate cake? The director of NCIS? awe man, why not me? :psyduck:






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« Reply #2591 on: 08 Feb 2013, 10:22 »


too bad! you knew what you were getting into when you signed up, watson!
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« Reply #2593 on: 08 Feb 2013, 11:31 »

But can it ever say no?
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« Reply #2595 on: 08 Feb 2013, 12:08 »

I love websites like that - my favourite one was www.ineedanotherwordforvagina.com but they just let every suggestion publish without moderation so it went downhill pretty quickly. also good is www.hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com and www.davidbowieisverydisappointedinyou.com
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« Reply #2597 on: 08 Feb 2013, 12:39 »

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« Reply #2598 on: 08 Feb 2013, 12:49 »

http://www.howbigismypotato.com/

I actually found this one useful.
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