Topic: POINTLESS THREAD III: ESCAPE FROM RAPTOR MOUNTAIN AGAIN (Read 931913 times)

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #3200 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 10:14 »

Hm. Jack Black. I need to watch more films.

ackblom12 · « **Reply #3201 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 10:16 »

As much as I enjoy some of Black Jack's work, his films are not really a thing worth looking into with maybe one or two exceptions.

LeeC · « **Reply #3202 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 10:25 »

school of rock and saving silverman is a must. Tenacious D and the pick of destiny has a few good jokes, but just watch them on youtube. The movie is not that fun IMHO.

Also I think its a burger in his hand.

I hate being the puppy in this. Especially on the sidewalk in the city.

Bluesummers · « **Reply #3203 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 10:47 »

Quote from: LeeC on 14 Apr 2013, 10:25

school of rock and saving silverman is a must.

I just realized, you can rename "Wreck-it Ralph" to "Saving Silverman".....

Does nobody get the joke?

nekowafer · « **Reply #3204 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 12:32 »

Individually wrapped cheese is NAST-AY. I can't stand it. And "American cheese" is just the basic mild cheddar, generally. I hate that it's called that as well.

I prefer cheddar so sharp it crumbles. Mmmmm.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3205 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 12:38 »

How DARE you refer to "American cheese" which is a substance more comparable to the tires of my automobile to any proper cheese much less the full flavored glory that is cheddar? I will have satisfaction from you! *slaps neko with a white glove* bring the weapons of your choice to the old church at noon tomorrow.

Bluesummers · « **Reply #3206 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 13:12 »

I love the fact that a proper duel meant that the person challenged could determine the weapons (if any) to be used.

I would choose American Cheese as the weapon of choice. Muahahaha.....

LeeC · « **Reply #3207 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 14:37 »

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3208 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 15:18 »

Quote from: Bluesummers on 14 Apr 2013, 13:12

I love the fact that a proper duel meant that the person challenged could determine the weapons (if any) to be used.

I would choose American Cheese as the weapon of choice. Muahahaha.....

American Cheese is quite lethal, I'm sure a lethal combat technique could be improvised with it. No harder then killing someone with a napkin.

mtmerrick · « **Reply #3209 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 15:37 »

Nothing is as bad as the "diabetic singles" my grandmother buys (and no, she's not diabetic)

maxusy3k · « **Reply #3210 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 15:46 »

Diabetic Singles sounds like a really specific dating website.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3211 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 15:49 »

Wow that was terrible timing, here it is again for this page

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 13 Apr 2013, 18:07

Redball · « **Reply #3212 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 22:04 »

I think I'd choose Limburger, and a dull knife.

Shogouki · « **Reply #3213 on:** 14 Apr 2013, 23:57 »

I'm pretty sure that would cause sub-dual damage to you as well though. $:-\$

Sorflakne · « **Reply #3214 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 07:07 »

LeeC · « **Reply #3215 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 08:39 »

the look in Peach's eye says "Bitch, I got this"

speaking of princesses.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3216 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 17:04 »

They're so cute

LeeC · « **Reply #3217 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 17:24 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 15 Apr 2013, 17:04

They're so cute

actually that episode kind of showed me they wont last together.

but that's just one little bear's opinion.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3218 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 17:27 »

I have GREEN TEA POCKY.

That is all.

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #3219 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 17:49 »

Quote from: LeeC on 15 Apr 2013, 17:24

actually that episode kind of showed me they wont last together. but that's just one little bear's opinion.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #3220 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 17:56 »

I only just started watching adventure time yesterday and it's probably tied for being my favourite cartoon now (with Archer)

also i'm on neko's computer else i'd post a random reaction gif here

wait let me grab something from my blog

K1dmor · « **Reply #3221 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 21:59 »

This guy is an awesome Blacksmith!

After Batarangs, Raphael's sais, He-Man's sword, Finn's Sword, Oddjob's hat, etc, have a look at his last success:

(And it works, as you can see in the last minute).

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3222 on:** 15 Apr 2013, 23:27 »

It really makes my day that the key blade he made is battle ready! I'm hopefully going to be apprenticing with an armorer and swordsmith this summer before I begin trade school as a gunsmith this fall.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #3223 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 00:58 »

Do NOT combine the two vocations. Nobody needs a real-life gunblade. That's terrible.

mtmerrick · « **Reply #3224 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 01:33 »

Are you sure? cuz google says they're awesome:

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3225 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 01:45 »

Uh... those actually totally exist, and back when pistols were one shot weapons were actually fairly popular, primarily in ship to ship boarding actions where most of the fighting was close combat.

Here's some classic examples of the type:

Here's a more modern incarnation:

The entire point of a bayonet on a full size musket was to turn it into a baby pole arm once things got up close and personal. Ye olde rifles with bayonets, and even the much shorter M1 Garand rifle as recently as WW2 have proven surprisingly effective against men armed with swords, as did polearms before them in the hands of a competent individual. There's something to be said for weight and reach.

Fun fact, the last bayonet charge in recorded military history was October 2011 in Afghanistan courtesy of The Princess of Wales's Regiment of the British Army.

Stryc9Fuego · « **Reply #3226 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 06:07 »

...huh. When you take it as two separate weapons joined together, it kinda makes sense. I guess it‘s just the way it was used in FF8 that was just preposterous; where you fire the gun mid-swing.

S9F status = Schooled.

Sorflakne · « **Reply #3227 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 07:47 »

Quote from: Stryc9Fuego on 16 Apr 2013, 00:58

Do NOT combine the two vocations. Nobody needs a real-life gunblade. That's terrible.

Well you're out of luck, because the Renaissance beat anime and videogames to it by 500 years.

Also, who wants a gunblade when you can have a gunax?

More images of various combo/hybrid weapons from the Middle Ages and Renaissance HERE

I also have an image of a halberd with a gun barrel mounted on it, but can't find it online. The book that image is from also has a pic of an ax with six guns: five in the ax head (it's not meant for cutting so much as it is for an explosive percussion blow), and one in the handle.

Oh what the hell...here's one more for the fun of it: guneatingutinsels!

mtmerrick · « **Reply #3228 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 08:01 »

I'm having a hard time conceiving a scenario where a gunspoon would be useful.

Orbert · « **Reply #3229 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 08:44 »

The battle is over, the bad guys are dead, time for lunch. I have leftover mac and cheese, anyone got a spoon? Oh look!

mtmerrick · « **Reply #3230 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 09:29 »

In that scenario I still feel like blowing your soup to bits is a very likely option.

LeeC · « **Reply #3231 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 10:10 »

Quote from: Blue Kitty on 15 Apr 2013, 17:49

Quote from: LeeC on 15 Apr 2013, 17:24
actually that episode kind of showed me they wont last together. but that's just one little bear's opinion.

dawww I just felt that the episode showed what kind of conflicts they will have in their relationship eventually. As to the "is she evil?" question the episode asked, I am not sure. She still revels in destruction (nature of fire I suppose) but finn seems to be redirecting it towards evil. I can't quite tell if at the end of the episode if she is saying what he wants to hear or not.

Sorflakne · « **Reply #3232 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 10:22 »

mtmerrick · « **Reply #3233 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 10:36 »

that's clearly a makeout session

TinPenguin · « **Reply #3234 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 11:30 »

Quote from: Sorflakne on 16 Apr 2013, 10:22

Yes, TF.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3235 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 11:46 »

Yeah that looks a bit more physical then a make out session, go broom closest quickies!

LeeC · « **Reply #3236 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 12:43 »

this has probably been said before but why didnt harry or Ron;s brother confront ron about sleeping with pettigrew every night?

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #3237 on:** 16 Apr 2013, 12:55 »

Ron made a comment to that extent actually right at the reveal, but I get the sense it's squicky enough you just don't wanna talk about it on either side of the equation.