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QC Captions Vol. 29!
« on: 25 Sep 2011, 14:57 »

Hoorays! New week!






(ps I dunno if this was obvious or not but I think two images a week is gonna be the norm from now on. Enjoy!)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #1 on: 25 Sep 2011, 15:43 »

Marten: "Faye's got a big ol' butt, oh yeah"
Faye: "I may outweigh you by 50 lbs, but at least I've *got* a butt... Good luck climbing Mt Tom with those minuscule glutes"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #2 on: 25 Sep 2011, 15:55 »

Marten: Are you sure there's nothing on my ass? I swear that I can feel something odd.
Faye: Marten, you'd have to HAVE an ass to feel anything. And for the 50th time, no. There is nothing on your ass. Pintsize did not play a prank on you, for a change of pace.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #3 on: 25 Sep 2011, 17:38 »

Marten:  "So, you're into discipline?"

Faye:  "Angus has no complaints when I use this hand."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #4 on: 25 Sep 2011, 18:54 »

Reminds me of Dora saying in 378 that Faye and Marten had a "dom/sub dynamic".
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #5 on: 25 Sep 2011, 22:37 »

Faye: ...and it doesn't even hold a CANDLE to Sven's...

Marten: Seriously, you can stop now.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #6 on: 26 Sep 2011, 00:03 »

Faye: How many mice did you have to kill and skin to make those shorts?

Marten: Just one. Why are you asking?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #7 on: 26 Sep 2011, 04:02 »

FAYE: Look, I'm just saying, you'd look better with a tail. Maybe a raccoon?

MARTEN: I have always wanted to be able to fly...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #8 on: 26 Sep 2011, 19:18 »

Faye; Your mom was right, you should take over the family business.
Marten: I don't care how good I look in a corset and thong, I still won't do it.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #9 on: 29 Sep 2011, 02:16 »

Woot! New image! Also BIG image!

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #10 on: 29 Sep 2011, 02:18 »

See, THIS is what happens when you're a fan of the Diamondbacks.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #11 on: 29 Sep 2011, 03:47 »

"I think I can. I think I can. Oh crap, I can't!" *THUMP!* "Oh wait, I did!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #12 on: 29 Sep 2011, 04:33 »

Mine!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #13 on: 29 Sep 2011, 04:41 »

"Can switching to GEICO really save you 15% or more on car insurance?
Is chasing a snake over a 20-foot embankment a bad idea?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #14 on: 29 Sep 2011, 11:26 »

"Gosh, these backgrounds look great, don't they, Bitey? They remind me of..WAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaTHUMP"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #15 on: 29 Sep 2011, 11:50 »

"What is it about women and serpents, anyway?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #16 on: 29 Sep 2011, 15:48 »

Win.  :evil:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #17 on: 29 Sep 2011, 18:27 »

'And Treesurfing looked so easy when they did it on Xena !'
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #18 on: 29 Sep 2011, 19:03 »

"No snakes were harmed in the making of this webcomic."
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« Reply #19 on: 30 Sep 2011, 05:11 »

"No snakes were harmed in the making of this webcomic."

"Three had to be put down as a result of the trauma caused by Jeph's need to make preliminary sketches.  They were deliciious."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #20 on: 30 Sep 2011, 19:04 »

"This week, on THE WORLD'S SCARIEST SNAKE CHASES...."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #21 on: 01 Oct 2011, 11:01 »

"...STEVE IRWIN'S SECRET LOVE-CHILD!!"
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« Reply #22 on: 01 Oct 2011, 12:01 »

"There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -- Douglas Adams
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #23 on: 01 Oct 2011, 20:05 »

"There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -- Douglas Adams

"Curiously, the only thing the snake thought as it fell was 'Oh no, not again'..."

-Douglas Adams??
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #24 on: 01 Oct 2011, 23:01 »

"If your friend jumped off a cliff would you?"
For Momo there was no if.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #25 on: 01 Oct 2011, 23:50 »

"There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -- Douglas Adams

"Curiously, the only thing the snake thought as it fell was 'Oh no, not again'..."

-Douglas Adams??

... and in its previous life the snake was a housefly that perished in a kitchen fire in Northampton, MA?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #26 on: 02 Oct 2011, 02:05 »

"If your friend jumped off a cliff would you?"
For Momo there was no if.

Man if you really think about it, your perspective on that question would seriously change if you had a friend who really did jump off a cliff once (or more).
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« Reply #27 on: 02 Oct 2011, 04:19 »

"There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -- Douglas Adams

"Curiously, the only thing the snake thought as it fell was 'Oh no, not again'..."

-Douglas Adams??


... and in its previous life the snake was a housefly that perished in a kitchen fire in Northampton, MA?

Or, maybe, an apartment house fire.
I wonder if Faye's toaster was just trying to, y'know, make bread fun ...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #28 on: 02 Oct 2011, 04:54 »

Sounds more like it was making bread a challenge...

"Hey, how about bread flambe?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #29 on: 02 Oct 2011, 05:08 »

I think a rogue A.I. toaster should be the supervillain of the QC universe. But Faye's feelings towards it are conflicted; without its machinations, she never would have moved in with Marten!

Jeph needs to get on this.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 29!
« Reply #30 on: 02 Oct 2011, 17:36 »

This is a job for ... PIZZA GIRL!
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