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Author Topic: WCDT 2086-90 (New Year's Week - SweetTits Side Story Week Dec. 26-30, 2011)  (Read 26492 times)

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Not pollin' this one, since there's already a MOTY voting going on.

So, we've already seen ST in a bikini - what trouble does our foul-mouthed bird get her into on the beach?
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I'm looking forward to seeing SweetTits. From Jeph's Tumblr it looks more like she's lost on a deserted island to me. :o
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Where's the poll?  Want me to make one?

(I also hope Shame Orb makes an appearance)
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I kinda decided to skip the poll this week - what, we're going to speculate on YB and ST?
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The poll should be multiple choice, up to three selections, only there's only one selection to select: Waffles.
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S'up. And, surprisingly, it's in colour - although aren't YB's colours off-model?
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I kinda decided to skip the poll this week - what, we're going to speculate on YB and ST?
Of course we are.
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looking forward to this week
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Well fine I'll start the speculation, I fortell we shall learn ST's actual name this week, THERE I SAID IT!
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Sweet-Tits actual name is Sweet-Tits.
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I'm kinda wondering about the hold YB has over Sweet-Tits.  Because otherwise, you know, desert island.  I could see YB ending up on a spit over a fire by week's end...
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Maybe she's a vegetarian.
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You know they say there are no atheists in foxholes? I suspect there are no fussy eaters on deserted islands.
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Maybe she's a vegetarian.

She doesn't have to eat him.
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Yep. One word: fertilizer  8-)
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S'up. And, surprisingly, it's in colour - although aren't YB's colours off-model?

I'm assuming this is because he's been rolling around in the sand.  The real question is how many readers promptly went trolling through the archives to see whether Sweet Tits has the same hair shade as those suspected Sweet Tits from previous comics.

Someone needs to tell the girl that a pina colada isn't a fruit.

So, who's in the box, Shame Orb, Randy, or some new character?
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No one, the box is  the new character. 

Boxy, the talking packing create.  Knows all, sees all, says it like it is.  He makes the Shame Orb seem like a pussy. 
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Just so long as he's not the annoying character from the 70s BSG...
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Which one was that??

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No one, the box is  the new character. 

Boxy, the talking packing create.  Knows all, sees all, says it like it is.  He makes the Shame Orb seem like a pussy. 

Sorry, there's only one Boxy:

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That really  doesn't look like BSG.  Looks more like Aqua Teen Hunger Force.  Where's Meatwad? 
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I wonder if YB tastes like Chicken.   :evil:
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I wonder if YB tastes like Chicken.   :evil:

He used to but then he started shoving god only knows what up his cloaca and now he tastes like a mixture of salt dynamite and anger.
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That really  doesn't look like BSG.  Looks more like Aqua Teen Hunger Force.  Where's Meatwad? 

Of course it's not BSG.

That there is Boxy Brown from ATHF. I'd recognize that face anywhere.
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I'm scared:

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Hahahha I just remembered what comic I'm starting 2012 with OH BOYYY
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Oh shit.

All hands, brace for impact.
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With a comment like that, it's either Padma or Angus who's suddenly gone.
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Angus cheats on Faye with Padma?
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Angus cheats on Faye with Padma?
No, Faye cheats on Angus with Padma. Wanted "to see what all the fuss was about" after one too many coping mechanisms.
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Nah, Renee gases the rest of the cast ans sells them to white slavers.  The comic becomes Semiquestionable Content and revolves around the adventures of Renee and her AnthoPC Garfunkel, aka PT410x
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S'up. And, surprisingly, it's in colour - although aren't YB's colours off-model?

Well, why not? His remarks are off-color.
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Angus cheats on Faye with Padma?
No, Faye cheats on Angus with Padma. Wanted "to see what all the fuss was about" after one too many coping mechanisms.

And after that, Faye dumps Angus and shacks up in a threesome with Tai and Dora.
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New Comic!    :-D


I guess that that's the last time those two are gonna get invited to the annual NASA/Navy Christmas Party

Especially when the President's paying a visit.
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I wish I had a nickel for every time I've heard the phrase, "I'm never drinking tequila again". 


I could pay off my bar tab...
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Wait, how can YB haul a Coconut twice his size and maybe 3 times his weight?
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He's an African Swallow...
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Laden or unladen? Or maybe binLaden.
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Sweet Tits seems to have a tramp stamp, if I'm not imagining things.
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He's an African Swallow...

No, no, no!

African Swallows are non-migratory. He's clearly a European Swallow.
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He's an African Swallow...

No, no, no!

African Swallows are non-migratory. He's clearly a European Swallow.

Silly goose! 

Everyone knows that a coconut could only be carried by two European swallows in tandem, the coconut tied on a strand of creeper, with each end held under each bird's dorsal guiding feathers.

DUH.

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Poor crab!

And where's the wreckage of the space shuttle, then?
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SOMEONE MOVED THE ISLAND.

Man, it's a good thing I'm going away on Wednesday, otherwise I'd just make Lost jokes all week.
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smoke monster, button, numbers, Korean guy, unsatisfactory ending. There, that about covers it; can we move on?
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I just went from watching Archer to reading QC and now I hear Yelling Bird done in the sweet, sweet voice of Jon H. Benjamin
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Just for the record: if you cant fly the Space Shuttle, you probably wont survive the landing.
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That's boringly literal, though.
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Actually I considered it a quite amusing fact.
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I'm getting the feeling that YB is a bit like McPedro the Cactus over at GWS - he only speaks when our heroine is drunk.
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Hmmm Somehow, with a name like "Sweet-Tits", I was expecting a more bodacious and/or bountiful rack.

Oh, and thanks for busting your ass to produce an extra week's worth of strips to cover the holidays, Jeph!
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