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Do something outside, regardless of whether or not it would get him arrested.

2 (5%)

Take up painting.

0 (0%)

Robot Yoga.

0 (0%)

Bible Study.

1 (2.5%)

Work on being a better companion to Marten.

2 (5%)

Go with what you know - small-scale mayhem.

10 (25%)

Ponder the meaning of life, the universe - everything.

2 (5%)

Forget that and go back to wallpapering the bathroom with macro-anuses.

1 (2.5%)

Visit the AnthroPC zoo (aka the kitchen appliances).

0 (0%)

Two words: cake mix.

5 (12.5%)

MOAR TAI-DORA!

7 (17.5%)

Waffles.

0 (0%)

Spathe Ham.

0 (0%)

Just be you, Pintsize. Just be you.

10 (25%)

Total Members Voted: 35

[Midwesterner]

The phones emit a frequency which cause their heads to explode.

Maybe this frequency? http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1708?

[jmucchiello]

I'm pretty sure it's the phones exploding, not their heads. Thus the 'Pretty sure it'll go to voicemail [if two people call each other at the exact same time]' and why Tai is texting instead.

Yes, because all phones have a few ounces of C4 in them for just such an occasion. Those trickster phone manufacturers love a good explosion when you simultaneous dial you newly acquired kissmate but forget to setup a first date.

[Akima]

Thus the 'Pretty sure it'll go to voicemail [if two people call each other at the exact same time]' and why Tai is texting instead.

Texting on the phone that just exploded? Is the idea that something bad happens if two people call one another at the same time an urban legend or meme or something?

[TheEvilDog]

Thus the 'Pretty sure it'll go to voicemail [if two people call each other at the exact same time]' and why Tai is texting instead.

Texting on the phone that just exploded? Is the idea that something bad happens if two people call one another at the same time an urban legend or meme or something?

I think it was more the first three panels were Emily's imagination running wild and Tai being a little freaked out by said imagination in the last panel. Tai and Dora ringing each other at the exact same time and exploding is just a joke.

[Kugai]

I'm pretty sure it's the phones exploding, not their heads. Thus the 'Pretty sure it'll go to voicemail [if two people call each other at the exact same time]' and why Tai is texting instead.

Yes, because all phones have a few ounces of C4 in them for just such an occasion. Those trickster phone manufacturers love a good explosion when you simultaneous dial you newly acquired kissmate but forget to setup a first date.

"Good morning Mr. Jaques......"

[jwhouk]

The phones emit a frequency which cause their heads to explode.

Maybe this frequency? http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1708?

Is it sad that I don't even have to look to know what strip that is?

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Oh God, make it stop! Oh God, my fillings hurt! What the #### is going on in here? There's a pack of wild dogs outside wanting to come in!)

[Omega Entity]

Thus the 'Pretty sure it'll go to voicemail [if two people call each other at the exact same time]' and why Tai is texting instead.

Texting on the phone that just exploded? Is the idea that something bad happens if two people call one another at the same time an urban legend or meme or something?

I think it was more the first three panels were Emily's imagination running wild and Tai being a little freaked out by said imagination in the last panel. Tai and Dora ringing each other at the exact same time and exploding is just a joke.

This.

[akronnick]

Just so you folks know, I'm getting a fallout bunker specifically built for when this eventually goes belly up. Access will be invitation only.

Can I be in the bunker? I can help fend off the marauding hordes with my Useless Broom Made Entirely of Dicks!

[Method of Madness]

Dang, Pintsize.

[Mothykins]

I wanted to hug Pintsize, poor little guy. But then I good mood whiplash. And now he's in an anus-filled bathroom. So no hugs for him.

[Tova]

He actually had me going there. 

[Method of Madness]

His final panel was less convincing than the others...

[Lubricus]

Yeah, this is probably as sincere as Pintsize is ever going to be. Don't be fooled by his sudden levity, Marten!

[idontunderstand]

MAJOR  today. Thanks Jeph.

Sometimes I wonder if it bothers Jeph that even 4000 strips after this one, a lot of the characters will be left undeveloped and possible arcs unexplored. There's only so much he can do with 5 strips a week after all.

[no one special]

Can I be in the bunker? I can help fend off the marauding hordes with my Useless Broom Made Entirely of Dicks!

Hey, where did you get my UBMEOD???  I've been looking for that for 3 months!!!

[Soulsynger]

Ah, yes. The wondrous profession of the macro-rectagraphers... not many take up this famed and fabled vocation that is nontheless very important for the advancement of modern medicin and analanalysts alike.

None of them, however, would probably ever have thought for the fruits of their work to end up as tile pictures in someone's bathroom... straaaange world we live in.

[akronnick]

Hey, where did you get my UBMEOD???  I've been looking for that for 3 months!!!

You must be mistaken, for I have had this UBMEOD for many years now.

This is my Useless Broom Made Entirely Of Dicks. There many like it, but this one is mine....

[WAYF]

Actually, until the very last panel, Pintsize was more or less entirely correct in everything he said. Whether he believes it or not.

Perhaps we are witnessing a bit of character development in Pintsize: from the overtly whacky and chaotic to the much more subtle and insidious troublemaker. I for one would like to see that.

[pwhodges]

This comic felt to me like a bit of a call-back to comic 1.

[Earin]

Actually, until the very last panel, Pintsize was more or less entirely correct in everything he said. Whether he believes it or not.

Perhaps we are witnessing a bit of character development in Pintsize: from the overtly whacky and chaotic to the much more subtle and insidious troublemaker. I for one would like to see that.

Later, he will reveal that he is bi-winning.

[DSL]

Too bad.
Pintsize taking up Bible study could set religious scholarship back a thousand years.
Or forward.

[Lubricus]

Too bad.
Pintsize taking up Bible study could set religious scholarship back a thousand years.
Or forward.

Or, perhaps more likely, in a completely unforseen direction.

[Border Reiver]

This comic felt to me like a bit of a call-back to comic 1.

But there was no offer of nice cheerful porn!  However will Marten cope?

[Skewbrow]

May be... may be... Pintsize needs to find a romantic interest? That would take him off his funk (and his mind off horse porn).

[Jabberwocky]

And now he's in an anus-filled bathroom.

He actually had me going there.

My mind processed these two posts quite differently than intended.   

[techkid]

May be... may be... Pintsize needs to find a romantic interest? That would take him off his funk (and his mind off horse porn).

Nah, if Pintsize DOES find a soulmate that shares his destructive tendencies, sense of humour and random distributions of horse porn...

God help us all!

[Madmartigan]

Oh Marten.  How many times are you gonna fall for that.
Finally, Pintsize returns!

[jwhouk]

The prospects for Tai and Dora are...

Good. As in OTP good. As in "run off and get married" good.    9 (10.7%)
Yeah, they're gonna be a couple for a while. Then Tai goes off to another job.    8 (9.5%)
Won't last as long as Marten & Padma.    5 (6%)
It's one of those burn hot and fast kinda things.    14 (16.7%)
Never gets past Teh Kisses stage.    1 (1.2%)
Crashes and burns before it even takes off.    1 (1.2%)
Something's gotta give. What, I dunno.    7 (8.3%)
Emily does something to bollox it all up.    1 (1.2%)
Jeph don't know, and neither do I.    31 (36.9%)
Insert mandatory meme response here (spathe ham, waffles, BOOP, etc.)    7 (8.3%)

Total Members Voted: 84

[TheEvilDog]

Just so you folks know, I'm getting a fallout bunker specifically built for when this eventually goes belly up. Access will be invitation only.

Can I be in the bunker? I can help fend off the marauding hordes with my Useless Broom Made Entirely of Dicks!

Of course, you were already on the shortlist of invites anyway.

[Is it cold in here?]

Pintsize could get some ideas from the Bible.

Marten has already given a robot an existential crisis.

Hmm. Can AnthroPCs get their programming adjusted? Kind of like plastic surgery for their personalities?

[Mr_Rose]

Did you mean 705? 706 is the resolution.

[JayJay]

Too bad.
Pintsize taking up Bible study could set religious scholarship back a thousand years.
Or forward.

Or it could trigger a worldwide holy war that would eventually turn into a nuclear war, and then the planet would turn into a radioactive wasteland where the humans who survived the war would be struggling to survive in the hostile enviroment. The new Earth then would be ruled by the robots which was pintsize's goal all along.

[pwhodges]

Too much radiation is not so good for electronics, either.

[JayJay]

They would secretely craft news bodies coated with lead :X

[bunnyThor]

Is it too much to hope for that Faye's words in the last panel are foreshadowing? 

[Tova]

The expression of satisfaction on Pintsize's face in the first panel of today's comic is priceless.

Is it too much to hope for that Faye's words in the last panel are foreshadowing? 

Whose relationship are you damning with your thoughts today?
 

[Kugai]

Nothing like a little Pintsize mayhem to lighten up the week

[iduguphergrave]

I dunno, Angus; not many straight guys would describe being surrounded by pictures of buttholes as mesmerizing.

[Method of Madness]

What's straight got to do with it? He never said they were all male buttholes.

[Soulsynger]

Knowing Pintsize it's probably animals anyway.

[pwhodges]

Given Faye's predilection for tweeting about her butt, I'm not sure why she said what she did!

[Soulsynger]

Question: Do the comic personas know about their twitter personas?

[pwhodges]

There have been occasions when the tweets have been related to the comic, but there's no sign of the comic characters knowing about the tweets.  None the less, I think it appropriate that they should be considered canon, at least as an additional guide to the characters.  I can't recall if Jeph has commented on this.

[Skaltura]

Alert the CDC, the Butt's disease virus (A5S3) has mutated. Individuals previously reported as immune are now contagious, a new vaccine is desperately needed!

[Dust]

He's .... oddly quick. Or they talk extremely slow. One of the two.

[Tova]

Sheesh...

https://twitter.com/zmoreno/status/236321128791044098

@jephjacques I just realized that if you subtract the g, his name is Anus..... I am not surprised he was mesmerized by the wallpaper!

He's .... oddly quick. Or they talk extremely slow. One of the two.

Orrrr... Jeph just left out the little "Moments Later" caption.

[jwhouk]

bunnyThor, at the rate things go here in QC-land, I suspect they'll be broken up by strip 3000.

[Dr. ROFLPWN]

Given Faye's predilection for tweeting about her butt, I'm not sure why she said what she did!

I think Faye is just jealous of Angus' interest in sphincters besides her own. He has access unto the finest brown eye in all of Georgia--whither should he look at other butt(holes)?!? Angus, you cad!!

...

...oooooor in the interest of making this post not completely creepy I could acknowledge that Faye was probably being a Snarky Broad, as is her wont.

[Border Reiver]

bunnyThor, at the rate things go here in QC-land, I suspect they'll be broken up by strip 3000.

Or married

[DSL]

bunnyThor, at the rate things go here in QC-land, I suspect they'll be broken up by strip 3000.

Or married

Or both.