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Edith

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Advice from Fortune Cookies
« on: 10 Oct 2012, 12:51 »

Explore your companion's world. Two worlds are better than one.
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Re: Advice from Fortune Cookies
« Reply #1 on: 10 Oct 2012, 12:52 »

You are the center of every group attention. [sic]
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Re: Advice from Fortune Cookies
« Reply #2 on: 10 Oct 2012, 12:58 »

Behind every good man there is another man.
« Last Edit: 11 Oct 2012, 00:03 by Zingoleb »
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Re: Advice from Fortune Cookies
« Reply #3 on: 10 Oct 2012, 13:16 »

Help help I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory
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Re: Advice from Fortune Cookies
« Reply #4 on: 10 Oct 2012, 14:53 »

Something wonderful is about to happy
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Re: Advice from Fortune Cookies
« Reply #5 on: 10 Oct 2012, 21:41 »

Relationships is like fingers on you hand. "One" cannot do much.

I swear to you that is the spelling and grammar. I have people who can vouch for that. I just got this one a few hours ago.
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Re: Advice from Fortune Cookies
« Reply #6 on: 10 Oct 2012, 22:35 »

It's amazing wht you can do with one finger...




What?   :angel:
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When people try to speak a gut reaction, they end up talking out their ass.

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Re: Advice from Fortune Cookies
« Reply #7 on: 10 Oct 2012, 23:56 »

Money is the root of all evil. And a man needs roots.
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Re: Advice from Fortune Cookies
« Reply #8 on: 11 Oct 2012, 05:19 »

I've got three that I keep with me, but they're actually good ones, so I'm not sure they fit? But I'm telling you anyways.

Learning is a treasure which accompanies us everywhere.

Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.

You will get what your heart desires.
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Re: Advice from Fortune Cookies
« Reply #9 on: 11 Oct 2012, 06:19 »

Pinned up in my cube I have:

 :-) Life to you is a dashing and bold adventure.  :-)
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Re: Advice from Fortune Cookies
« Reply #10 on: 11 Oct 2012, 12:12 »

Your friends will be amazed at your success.

My father was incredibly offended by this one. "Why would they be amazed I was successful?"
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Re: Advice from Fortune Cookies
« Reply #11 on: 11 Oct 2012, 16:58 »

A closed mouth catches no flies.

I'm not even sure what that's supposed to mean...
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Re: Advice from Fortune Cookies
« Reply #12 on: 11 Oct 2012, 17:04 »

You mean you've never inhaled an insect?
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Re: Advice from Fortune Cookies
« Reply #13 on: 11 Oct 2012, 19:38 »

My friends and I always suffix each fortune cookie sayings with "except in bed".
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Re: Advice from Fortune Cookies
« Reply #14 on: 11 Oct 2012, 20:13 »

My friends and I always suffix each fortune cookie sayings with "except in bed".

You got that from xkcd, didn't you?
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Re: Advice from Fortune Cookies
« Reply #15 on: 11 Oct 2012, 20:30 »

You won't have to worry about a steady income

I felt like something bad was gonna happen to me
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Re: Advice from Fortune Cookies
« Reply #16 on: 11 Oct 2012, 21:39 »

We always added "in bed".  It seems to work better...
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Re: Advice from Fortune Cookies
« Reply #17 on: 11 Oct 2012, 21:41 »

There is no fortune in Cookies
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Re: Advice from Fortune Cookies
« Reply #18 on: 11 Oct 2012, 21:57 »

Adding 'in your pants' also works quite well. Got that one from my dad, I think  :-D
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Re: Advice from Fortune Cookies
« Reply #19 on: 18 Oct 2012, 06:45 »

I have a bunch of these on my fridge at home. :-) Nick put 2 of them next to each other a while back and it made me laugh:

Maybe you will live on the moon in next century.

Wish you good journey.


I got one in high school that read You will be fortunate in everything you put your hands to. I've always thought of it in terms of making art- putting my hands in art making always leads to good fortune, catharsis, expression....I still have that fortune, put it on a painted bottle. It's on my desk now :-) Funny how such a little thing can make you feel so good.
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