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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #150 on: 06 Dec 2007, 17:44 »

I BET ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO COPIED MY AVATAR ARE FEELING PRETTY SILLY RIGHT ABOUT NOW.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #151 on: 06 Dec 2007, 17:50 »

I find my avatar works on many more textual levels than your current one.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #152 on: 06 Dec 2007, 17:52 »

But my current one could beat the shit out of your one.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #153 on: 06 Dec 2007, 17:53 »

There's 3 of them! Or maybe one doing a backflip. Can your bear backflip?

(It is pretty damn awesome though).
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #154 on: 06 Dec 2007, 17:59 »

My bear doesn't need to do a back-flip. He has other bears to do back-flips for him.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #155 on: 06 Dec 2007, 17:59 »

I think ozy's mod of the little guy deserves some sort of award.

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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #156 on: 06 Dec 2007, 18:27 »

I request a picture of Chris Onstad.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #157 on: 06 Dec 2007, 20:01 »

I want a chibi version of Tom Hulce from this picture:

http://imdb.com/gallery/ss/0086879/959.jpg.html?path=pgallery&path_key=Hulce%2C%20Tom&seq=4

That would make for such an awesome avatar, if he was doing the archer's salute.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #158 on: 06 Dec 2007, 21:11 »

 This is probably the only picture of Chris Onstad there is.

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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #159 on: 07 Dec 2007, 01:08 »

I will perform obscene acts on inanimate objects for an avatar of a cyborg axolotl
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #160 on: 07 Dec 2007, 12:40 »

Well... every one else was doing it.

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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #161 on: 07 Dec 2007, 12:56 »

I think I love you.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #162 on: 07 Dec 2007, 14:55 »

anyone remember that truck racing game.

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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #163 on: 07 Dec 2007, 17:15 »

Jeph either draw more avatars or lock the thread.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #164 on: 07 Dec 2007, 17:16 »

unless there's a better way to shut them up.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #165 on: 07 Dec 2007, 17:16 »

(It was Your Winner)
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #166 on: 07 Dec 2007, 18:18 »

(It was You're Winner)
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #167 on: 07 Dec 2007, 18:35 »

why are we even arguing about that game?
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #168 on: 07 Dec 2007, 18:35 »

Because we are nerds. :-D

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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #169 on: 07 Dec 2007, 18:47 »

(It was Your Winner)

sad thing is, she was wrong as well.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #170 on: 07 Dec 2007, 18:50 »

I'm not sure being wrong about something like this counts as sad.  Certainly not any more than being right about what the phrase was.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #171 on: 07 Dec 2007, 19:29 »

I would really appreciate pandas.  Punk pandas.  Doing something awesome.  Like punching things.  Ooh, the alliterative joy.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #172 on: 07 Dec 2007, 19:35 »

punk pandas punching pink penguins?
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #173 on: 07 Dec 2007, 23:08 »

What the hell game was it and why have I never played it?
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #174 on: 08 Dec 2007, 14:41 »

It's a metaphor, matt. The game is life.

I've never played either.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #175 on: 08 Dec 2007, 14:44 »

Life is a stupid game. I hate that the 'get married' space has a stop sign on it, so you have no choice. Fuck that noise.

I also hate that if you land on a 'you has a baby lol' space you are kindof stuck with it. I hate kids.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #176 on: 08 Dec 2007, 14:52 »

man that game was so heavily weighted toward bad things. All kinds of crazy shit can happen in random events, and you can be stuck living in a (literally) broken home. My friends and I called it "The Miserable Game of Life."

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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #177 on: 08 Dec 2007, 15:09 »

Someone should totally make a modern, realistic, in-your-face remake of Life. That would so make my day. With new professions like pimp, drug dealer, internet porn star, etc.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #178 on: 08 Dec 2007, 15:21 »

I'd really appreciate an avatar of a robot crying beside a rose. I would be a very thankful QC fan.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #179 on: 08 Dec 2007, 19:43 »

Harrison Ford, in the Indiana Jones costume, punching the shit out of a Nazi soldier.  But cartoon-y.

That would kick so much ass.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #180 on: 08 Dec 2007, 22:02 »

man that game was so heavily weighted toward bad things. All kinds of crazy shit can happen in random events, and you can be stuck living in a (literally) broken home. My friends and I called it "The Miserable Game of Life."

I thought it was a miserable game of life, until we realized that you get paid whenever you pass payday, not only when you land on it. That made the game really simple, and things like the Nobel prize become unimportant.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #181 on: 08 Dec 2007, 22:21 »

I also hate that if you land on a 'you has a baby lol' space you are kindof stuck with it. I hate kids.

Suck it up dude it's one fucking peg in your car and you get more money for it at the end. YOU SUCK AT "LIFE"
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #182 on: 08 Dec 2007, 23:53 »

Someone should totally make a modern, realistic, in-your-face remake of Life. That would so make my day. With new professions like pimp, drug dealer, internet porn star, etc.



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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #183 on: 09 Dec 2007, 04:35 »

Suck it up dude it's one fucking peg in your car and you get more money for it at the end. YOU SUCK AT "LIFE"

Listen, you, if I wanted more pegs in my car I would hammer them in myself.

Brings a new meaning to "I totally nailed my wife last night" though.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #184 on: 10 Dec 2007, 00:23 »

What the hell game was it and why have I never played it?

For your second question, I'll give you one guess.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Rigs
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #185 on: 10 Dec 2007, 19:45 »

so.....are we going to get the avatars that we asked for in one big package or did jeph realize that he doesn't need to care about it?
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #186 on: 10 Dec 2007, 19:47 »

so.....are we going to get the avatars that we asked for in one big package or did jeph realize that there's like 10000000000000000000 requests and 1 Jeph?
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #187 on: 10 Dec 2007, 19:51 »

Or maybe Jeph is done with taking requests? Considering he hasn't come back, that's what I'm guessing.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #188 on: 10 Dec 2007, 19:57 »

I will do these until I get tired of them, at which point I will stop.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #189 on: 10 Dec 2007, 20:57 »

I'm glad I snuck in on the first page, I love my little sandwich.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #190 on: 10 Dec 2007, 21:01 »

I hate your little sandwich.

Because it's not mine.
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« Reply #191 on: 10 Dec 2007, 21:04 »

Don't be hatin' on my sammich, get your own.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #192 on: 11 Dec 2007, 02:12 »

...so you're saying we should draw our own avatars?

Shit dude, Kim Jong-Il has pretty distinctive facial features and EDS-1275s are really fucking difficult to draw! That's eighteen tuning pegs, man.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #193 on: 11 Dec 2007, 02:24 »

I totally wish I had artistic skill so I could try and help create avatars, but alas, I cannot.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #194 on: 11 Dec 2007, 03:00 »

Man the only thing that would make my little Mario better is maybe some little animation
Color wouldn't hurt though
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #195 on: 11 Dec 2007, 12:34 »

/weeps at tardiness
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #196 on: 11 Dec 2007, 12:44 »

I, I think the show's over people. Move along.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #197 on: 11 Dec 2007, 14:01 »

I would like a moose biting the head off of a midieval night... or if the thread's over...

Move along.  Nothing to see.  Never was a post here.
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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #198 on: 11 Dec 2007, 14:14 »

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Re: I will draw you an avatar
« Reply #199 on: 11 Dec 2007, 21:02 »

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