Topic: Warm and fuzzy open letters thread, Part I (Read 28482 times)

Thrillho · « **on:** 30 Nov 2012, 09:42 »

I wrote some warm fuzzy letters in the vitriolic open letters thread, and between bouts of vomiting, some other posters told me to take a step outside with my gay shit.

So here I am.

Write your warm open letters to strangers, or even folks on here.

A lot of us need a little bit more positivity in our lives.

Neko saw her letter already, but:

Dear Patrick

I fucking love you man, I really do.

Love,
Gareth

Lines · « **Reply #1 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 10:38 »

This thread is similar to the Vitriol thread only that you can write letters to anything and everything that make you happy. Both in the literal sense, where we write letters to our furry friends (like ferrets and kittens), or anything that makes you feel warm and fuzzy, such as people who have made your day, other forumites, your best friends, loved ones, anybody and anything!

Lines · « **Reply #2 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 10:41 »

Dear kittens,

I know the internet thinks I should stop wasting my time looking at pictures of you, but you seriously help brighten my seriously otherwise dull, stressful days. Your pictures make me smile and I don't think the internet really understands how much people just need something cute to smile about. So keep on being cute, you little cuddleballs.

Sincerely,
Linds

valley_parade · « **Reply #3 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 10:51 »

Dear fuzzy blanket on my bed,

You're pretty rad at keeping me warm. Plus my girlfriend seems to think you are the most comfortable thing on the planet. I'm not the biggest fan, personally, but a warm me and a happy girlfriend are awesome.

Cheers,
Shane

nekowafer · « **Reply #4 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 12:55 »

D'AWWWWWW

Zingoleb · « **Reply #5 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 13:49 »

Gareth,

I may have said this elsewhere, or I may have only thought it, but I'm sad to hear everything you're going through - but I'm still glad to have you back, anyways.

Love,

Unicorn

Welu · « **Reply #6 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 15:15 »

Dear People of this Forum,

I genuinely don't know how I'd spend a significant portion of my time on the internet without you. Also in various threads you have shown me and others such loving support.

Cheers,
Welu.

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Zingoleb · « **Reply #7 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 15:27 »

Dear skunk,

you make me happy.

<3,

Unicorn

dr. nervioso · « **Reply #8 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 15:27 »

Dear Unicorn's hair,

You make me happy

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #9 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 20:09 »

Dear Siberian kitten who hasn't been born yet,

We'll adopt you as soon as we find a solution to my wife's allergy problem. Then you will be welcome to snuggle between my arm and my torso and put your paws on my shoulder as we sink into a bath of warm oxytocin.

nekowafer · « **Reply #10 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 21:00 »

Dear hairy boyfriend: You are the most adorable thing ever when you sleep, even if you snore like a lumberjack with sleep apnea.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #11 on:** 30 Nov 2012, 21:25 »

There was a request to have the two warm and fuzzy threads merged, hope this is OK with everyone.

VonKleist · « **Reply #12 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 00:03 »

It´s 9 ante meridiem and I just woke up in a train car. SUperfuzzy greetings to everyfuzzyone

Ugh. It´s half as bad,
BUt I think I´ll go to sleep now.

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #13 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 00:57 »

Quote from: nekowafer on 30 Nov 2012, 21:00

Dear hairy boyfriend: You are the most adorable thing ever when you sleep, even if you snore like a lumberjack with sleep apnea.

How do you know THAT?

Carl-E · « **Reply #14 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 01:16 »

You can hear a lumberjack with sleep apnea at a distance of 20 km. It's not necessarily from personal experience...

Dear thread; While walking the dogs today, I came across a guy who used to live across the street from me and helped me a couple of times with my van. It was nice seeing him again. Then I met another guy working on his beautiful old house and we got to talking - turns out we both appreciate a lot of the same things (antiques, old houses, etc.). Not many people around here do...

It was just a really nice day, and made me feel good about being where I am.

Redball · « **Reply #15 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 05:18 »

I wish you many more of those days.

Thrillho · « **Reply #16 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 05:27 »

Dear Unicorn,

Thanks! It's good to be back. A lot's changed around here, and I'm glad it has.

Dear work colleagues,

Only two of you made it out in the end last night, but it was all I needed. I may not have got so bombed that I don't remember anything, I may not have gone balls deep in some slutty two-bagger, but honestly... it was the best night I've had in a long time (Hundred Reasons gig aside). It was nice to just sit and chat and laugh with some friends again. It's been too long since I have. I had a brilliant night.

Dear office gossip,

Thanks for not bothering to show up. I missed you like a tumour.

Love, Gareth

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #17 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 15:39 »

Dear neighbor dog,

Thank you for coming on walks with me, and thank you for broadening my mind when we unexpectedly came across a strange cat and you made friends with it.

henri bemis · « **Reply #18 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 16:32 »

Dear little girl at the grocery store,

Though the truth is it would probably be gross and watery, when you declared defiantly that you wanted pancakes with grapes, my heart melted in happiness. I hope you get to make them (and then throw them out, because no). Rock on, little lady.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #19 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 17:39 »

get yr negativity out of here, yeesh

jwhouk · « **Reply #20 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 17:40 »

Sorry, posted in the wrong thread.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #21 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 17:47 »

gosh darn right you are sorry

henri bemis · « **Reply #22 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 17:51 »

Quote from: Unicorn on 01 Dec 2012, 17:39

get yr negativity out of here, yeesh

Was that for me? Because I really didn't intend that to be negative. I am always in favor of pancake experiments.

jwhouk · « **Reply #23 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 18:00 »

Nah, that was on me.

Dear Nebraska,

You're gonna learn to HATE hearing that "Da-da-da DA DA DAH, La-dat-dat-dat-dat-dat" sound.

On Wisconsin!

Thrillho · « **Reply #24 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 18:31 »

Quote from: henri bemis on 01 Dec 2012, 17:51

Quote from: Unicorn on 01 Dec 2012, 17:39
get yr negativity out of here, yeesh

Was that for me? Because I really didn't intend that to be negative. I am always in favor of pancake experiments.

Unicorn posted something and then deleted it, don't worry. Pancakes are all good in the 'hood.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #25 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 18:43 »

Dear kitten my wife's friend found crying under a dumpster,

Thank you for living with us until you were over 16-1/2, and accepting our care. I'm not sure which of us benefitted most. I'm glad your little body held together well enough that you were jumping on laps and purring less than seven hours before everything collapsed.

Lines · « **Reply #26 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 20:12 »

Kitties everywhere, thank you for brightening our lives, even if it's only for a relatively short amount of time.

riccostar · « **Reply #27 on:** 01 Dec 2012, 20:48 »

Dear female taking time out of her day to do things with her sister,

Thank you for caring about your family as much as you do and for giving me a little bit more faith in our kind. A strong sibling dynamic is hard to come by and I hold you in high esteem for maintaining that.

A friend

Welu · « **Reply #28 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 05:09 »

Dear Socks, who is a doggy and not clothes for feet,

You're a bit of an idiot but you're also ridiculously affectionate and any trick I've tried to teach you, you've picked up and retained in less than thirty minutes. Plus it's funny when you jump way too early and smack into the bottom of the sofa, especially the fourth time in an hour.

Even though I still see you two or three times I week I miss the hell outta you.

Beep,
Welu.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #29 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 22:03 »

Dear adult Siberian cat who is the breeder's own pet,

It was gentlemanly of you to greet us at the door, and exceptionally warm of you to teleport into my lap as soon as I sat down and melt all over me.

I could listen to you purr all day.

I was touched when my wife and I were leaving and you wrapped your paws around our legs trying to keep us inside with you.

You are a credit to your race.

Bev · « **Reply #30 on:** 02 Dec 2012, 22:40 »

Dear lady at the coffee shop on the corner of my street,

Thankyou for being so honestly cheerful whenever I go into your shop, it really brightens my day

Thanks

nekowafer · « **Reply #31 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 05:41 »

Dear Percy and Yuki (my oversized tabbies, orange and gray respectively),

You guys are the best. You cuddle me just when I need cuddles, and you know just when you headbutt me and purr like crazy. And you do the most adorable things when I throw catnip toys at you. You're the best kitties. I love waking up to one of you purring and kneading on me.

Dear Jaxom and The Stig (chubby ferrets, sable and dark-eyed-white respectively),

You are ridiculously adorable. I love burying my face in your fur and then getting kisses on the forehead just because I'm in kissing range. You cheer me up, make me laugh, and remind me every day why I love ferrets.

Love, mama.

valley_parade · « **Reply #32 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 10:40 »

Dear whoever made this,

AHHHHHH WARM AND FUZZY.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #33 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 12:50 »

Dear friend's cat,

Your feral background and gender militate against cuddliness. I am, therefore, all the more honored when you walk up to me, place a paw on my arm, and purr.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #34 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 14:26 »

Quote from: valley_parade on 03 Dec 2012, 10:40

Dear whoever made this,

AHHHHHH WARM AND FUZZY.

pffffffft oh god I'm laughing so hard

valley_parade · « **Reply #35 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 15:32 »

(the funny part is the "warm and fuzzy" pun because the Big Muff Pi is a famous guitar fuzz pedal)

Patrick · « **Reply #36 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 15:57 »

(Ed knows that, dude)

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #37 on:** 03 Dec 2012, 21:01 »

I didn't.

Dear stuffed animal who guards our bed now and saw my wife through chemo: thank you.

nekowafer · « **Reply #38 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 04:49 »

Dear Yuki:

Thank you for the hair grooming this morning. It was just ridiculously adorable.

Lines · « **Reply #39 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 07:34 »

Dear Hobbes,

Thank you for being a cuddle bug. None of my cats have ever been as cuddly as you have. Also when you forget you're old and realize you're a cat and start running around the house, it makes me giggle. Also sometimes your meows make you sound like a murloc and it's hilarious.

Carl-E · « **Reply #40 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 08:08 »

Dear relatively new black kitten my daughter found in a parking lot trying to eat gravel not a week after Majick (our black cat) died,

Now that you're interacting (wrestling, grooming) with the other cats and running around the house on paws that sound like thunder, missing your leaps, and playing with everything in sight, you make me laugh out loud. Not LOL-style, but really laugh, out loud.

And I'm glad we finally settled on Hijinx / Jinxsy as a name.

Now, just learn to stay of the damn table, and we'll be good.

valley_parade · « **Reply #41 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 08:15 »

Quote from: Linds on 04 Dec 2012, 07:34

Dear Hobbes,

Thank you for being a cuddle bug. None of my cats have ever been as cuddly as you have.

I had a cat named Hobbes once, but it had an irrational hatred of me.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #42 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 08:48 »

Dear other neighbor cat,

Fortunately I knew what it meant when you jumped up on me and started dragging your teeth through my hair. Thank you for being friendly enough to groom me.

nekowafer · « **Reply #43 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 08:49 »

D'aww so cute

Zingoleb · « **Reply #44 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 14:23 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 04 Dec 2012, 08:48

Dear other neighbor cat,

Fortunately I knew what it meant when you jumped up on me and started dragging your teeth through my hair. Thank you for being friendly enough to groom me.

Cats actually use the act of grooming to reinforce a hierarchy of dominance pretty often - the cat that does the grooming being the dominant one, that is.

idontunderstand · « **Reply #45 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 15:30 »

I've seen the exact opposite; the dominant cat being the one to demand being groomed and the other obeying..

Zingoleb · « **Reply #46 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 16:14 »

It does vary - I said pretty often, for a reason, since each social situation with animals needs to be evaluated on its own basis (animals are complicated, too!), but it tends to signify dominance.

Bluesummers · « **Reply #47 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 16:21 »

Dear waffles: You are sooooo tasty with butter. No need to jazz up with that make-up you call "syrup", you're delicious just the way you are. And tell your friend, Store-brand string cheese, that she's welcome anytime too. Blue-chan's got enough appetite for the both of you. Oh yeah~

LeeC · « **Reply #48 on:** 04 Dec 2012, 20:42 »

way back when in high school me and a good friend really liked blink 182 but then they broke up. after high school we barley saw each other for about 5 years. Then back in 2009 blink 182 got back together and were on tour. we always wanted to see them back in high school and I reached out to him on facebook and offered to go on a road trip to see them in Pittsburgh. It was a lot of fun and great to see old friends. Not too long after that he moved to the other side of the county, only to move back a year or so later. We havnt hung out or spoke much (other than occasional facebook status crap) since the blink 182 concert 3 years ago. well out of no were I got a message from him saying he has some tickets to coheed and cambria and wanted to know if I want to go. Ive been pretty lonely as of late but it feels great when an old friend reaches out to hang out with you.

idontunderstand · « **Reply #49 on:** 05 Dec 2012, 01:16 »

Quote from: Unicorn on 04 Dec 2012, 16:14

It does vary - I said pretty often, for a reason, since each social situation with animals needs to be evaluated on its own basis (animals are complicated, too!), but it tends to signify dominance.

*Sternly starts licking your head*

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