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The dent in the wall in the corner.

3 (8.3%)

Marten's room. Usually on the floor next to the dresser.

1 (2.8%)

In Marten's BED. (Ever since Dora left, of course.)

4 (11.1%)

In a Faraday Cage.

2 (5.6%)

Duct taped to the wall (right above the dent in the wall in the corner).

5 (13.9%)

In a lead-lined box at the bottom of the ocean. (He keeps coming back.)

1 (2.8%)

Or maybe a lead-lined box at the bottom of the river?

0 (0%)

He is Celing Cat. He sneaks in via the overhead fan.

3 (8.3%)

He sleeps on the couch, now that Faye isn't using it.

2 (5.6%)

He sleeps with the waffles!

4 (11.1%)

HE NEVER SLEEPS! (Cue wicked laughter)

10 (27.8%)

Something else which hasn't occured to me.

1 (2.8%)

Total Members Voted: 36

[Moanerette]

I adore Yelling Bird. I wish I had one.

Also, I know I could look this up on the internets, but what exactly is a Slim Jim? Is it like Peperami?

[Redball]

A very skinny salami, as I recall. I prefer jerky.

[idontunderstand]

How slim is a Slim Jim? Is the Jim who made them slim?

[DSL]

How slim is a Slim Jim? Is the Jim who made them slim?

The Jim who eats them won't be slim.

[jwhouk]

I adore Yelling Bird. I wish I had one.

Funny you should say that...

[Caspian Sea Monster]

I know I could look this up on the internets, but what exactly is a Slim Jim? Is it like Peperami?

F'ing gross is what it is.

[Redball]

I adore Yelling Bird. I wish I had one.

Funny you should say that...

This being a Yelling Bird object, I misread the source in the ad as "Squishies are masturbated in beautiful China."

[Welu]

I adore Yelling Bird. I wish I had one.

Funny you should say that...

Ooh! Another thing to ask for, for Christmas!

[MillionDollar Belt Sander]

Slim-Jims are ok occasionally.  I prefer meat-jerky.   Specifically fish or turkey if I can find it.   Bison is ok,  Elk is good but hard to find.

[jwhouk]

That's funny, I pass by elk every day.

-----

We start with Yelling Bird. And what's he biatching about now?

Lack of brisket to ####.    0 (0%)
Everything's bigger in Texas, including his ####.    4 (9.3%)
Jeph's ####ing Vulcan Salute ####.    0 (0%)
####, ####, and ####.    4 (9.3%)
####, ####, ####, and ####. Oh, and butts.    12 (27.9%)
Jeph's new secret finale text file: Everybody ####s,  then Emily kill-####s them all.    8 (18.6%)
####. Just ####.    2 (4.7%)
What the #### is an AGGIE?    3 (7%)
Butts. (Too close to that ####ing WILLIS)    3 (7%)
Something completely ####ing else.    7 (16.3%)

Total Members Voted: 43

[riccostar]

I am enjoying the hell out of these pintsize expressions.  I find them to be slightly Calvin and Hobbes-esque. 

This being a Yelling Bird object, I misread the source in the ad as "Squishies are masturbated in beautiful China."

What happens in the forbidden city stays in the forbidden city...

[Kugai]

Pintsize - Junk food Connoisseur

[Indicible]

Emily is now my favourite psychotic cloudcuckoolander.
That maniacal grin is contagious. My students are going to be freaked out.

[Wagimawr]

She's even tearing up from the pain.

Hilarious.

[pwhodges]

Fibonacci still works, I see.

[Skewbrow]

Why is Pintsize reciting the Fibonacci sequence? Part of his self-diagnostics subroutine?

Edit: I was so ninja'd :-/

[pwhodges]

It's more interesting than "testing, testing, 1, 2, 3", I guess.

[westrim]

To be fair to her, punching Pintsize upon meeting him is an entirely reasonable response. You just have to wear a gauntlet when you do it.

Also, the Fibonacci sequence is perfect for him because he FIBS a lot.

[snubnose]

Oooooh... kaaaaayyy ...

Why does Pintsize count Fibonacci numbers ?

f(0) := 0
f(1) := 1
f(n) := f(n-1)+f(n-2), n >= 2

0
1
1
2
3
5
8
13
21
34
55
89
144
233
377
610
987
1597
2584
4181
6765
10946
17711
28657
46368
75025
121393
196418
317811
514229
832040
1346269
2178309
3524578
5702887
9227465
14930352
24157817
39088169
63245986
102334155
165580141
267914296
433494437
701408733
1134903170
1836311903
2971215073
4807526976
7778742049
12586269025
20365011074
32951280099
53316291173
86267571272
139583862445
225851433717
365435296162
591286729879
956722026041
1548008755920
2504730781961
4052739537881
6557470319842
10610209857723
17167680177565
27777890035288
44945570212853
72723460248141
117669030460994
190392490709135
308061521170129
498454011879264
806515533049393
1304969544928657
2111485077978050
3416454622906707
5527939700884757
8944394323791464
14472334024676221
23416728348467685
37889062373143906
61305790721611591
99194853094755497
160500643816367088
259695496911122585
420196140727489673
679891637638612258
1100087778366101931
1779979416004714189
2880067194370816120
4660046610375530309
7540113804746346429
12200160415121876738
...

[de_la_Nae]

Holy shit guys, Emily's a...speciesist? I was going to go with racist but now I'm not sure.

[snubnose]

That's funny, I pass by elk every day.

-----

We start with Yelling Bird. And what's he biatching about now?

Lack of brisket to ####.    0 (0%)
Everything's bigger in Texas, including his ####.    4 (9.3%)
Jeph's ####ing Vulcan Salute ####.    0 (0%)
####, ####, and ####.    4 (9.3%)
####, ####, ####, and ####. Oh, and butts.    12 (27.9%)
Jeph's new secret finale text file: Everybody ####s,  then Emily kill-####s them all.    8 (18.6%)
####. Just ####.    2 (4.7%)
What the #### is an AGGIE?    3 (7%)
Butts. (Too close to that ####ing WILLIS)    3 (7%)
Something completely ####ing else.    7 (16.3%)

Total Members Voted: 43

You always post this stuff before I had a chance to vote ...

[ysth]

I always knew that just given the opportunity, Pintsize could breed like rabbits.

[Skewbrow]

^WIN!

[Mad Cat]

To be fair to her, punching Pintsize upon meeting him is an entirely reasonable response.

With the way Pintsize carries on, I'm surprised it's not more people's first reaction to him.

Panel 1: Nice to see Hanners' tan evened out.

[pendrake]

For comic #2340...

1. Marigold looks very "rowr-y" in panel #1

2. "Tannelore" continues on.  Wonder how long Jeph will have that bit last?

3. Emily's "donk" face in panel #3 amused and entertained me.

4. Emily's teary face in panel #4 is cute and amusing too.

5. Marten certainly has his fill of non-sequitur friends these days.

[PintsizeForPresident]

Pintsize's Hel-LO! in panel 2 sounds incredibly lewd to me. More than enough reason to punch him.

[westrim]

Pintsize's Hel-LO! in panel 2 sounds incredibly lewd to me. More than enough reason to punch him.

Dunno why though, she isn't especially honkable.

[Carl-E]

You don't need to be honkable to be lewdly addressed. 

Also the title - should be "First depressions", amirite? 

 

[Mr. Doctor]

1. Marigold looks very "rowr-y" in panel #1

I was about to post the same thing. Heh...

[Carl-E]

Does Momo really need "watching"? 

Pintsize, yes, of course; but is Momo going to get herself into trouble in the apartment on her own? 


Or is Marigold still thinking of her as a child?  Perhaps the new chassis hasn't sunk into her habitual conversation yet. 

[westrim]

Agreed, but honkability seems to be a major factor in Pintsize's appraisal of ladies.

Also, that was a horrible pun, Carl.

I like it.

[themacnut]

Emily dun broke Pintsize but good. Probably needs her hand x-rayed too.

The question is, what lesson will she learn from this?

1) Don't hit Pintsize on the head anymore

2) Wear hand protection when hitting Pintsize on the head

Or is she such a cloudcuckoolander that she'll forget this whole experience and do it again later?

[Schmorgluck]

I always knew that just given the opportunity, Pintsize could breed like rabbits.

Well played, Sir.

Oh, my, that number between Pintsize and Emily was golden.


(maybe we'll need to explain those jokes at some point - but not now)

[Mr_Rose]

Emily dun broke Pintsize but good. Probably needs her hand x-rayed too.

The question is, what lesson will she learn from this?

1) Don't hit Pintsize on the head anymore

2) Wear hand protection when hitting Pintsize on the head

Or is she such a cloudcuckoolander that she'll forget this whole experience and do it again later?

3a. She will forget entirely only to suddenly remember, milliseconds from impact, stop and pull a mail gauntlet from her purse, saying "now I remember why I keep this in there!"
Then kiss Pitsize on the forehead and skip off, entirely forgetting to continue hitting him.

[WAYF]

To be fair, if Pintsize's head looked soft to me, I would want to flatten it a bit as well. I mean, it'd be all pillow-like... right?

It worries me that I can relate to Emily's behaviour.

[2ndSequence]

Such a disgusting craving to play Final Fantasy with all these references in the recent weeks...

[techkid]

Given that it's Pintsize, I'd say that Emily's hit was more pre-emptive than anything else...

Still, I love that introductory "DONK". CRITICAL HIT!

[Border Reiver]

Pintsize's Hel-LO! in panel 2 sounds incredibly lewd to me. More than enough reason to punch him.

Mental note not to address PintsizeForPresident in a manner that might possilbly be construed as rude/lewd/stewed.

[Akima]

Such a disgusting craving to play Final Fantasy with all these references in the recent weeks...

Pintsize was dented but still coherent after Faye dismembered and Marigold thumped him, but one blow from Emily knocked him into a spiral. Does she do karate or something? Generate EMP when hurt?

[Throg]

Maybe Pintsize was could see it coming from Faye and Marigold (after all, they were provoked), but he hadn't really even got started with Emily when she cranked out the surprise hammer fist.

Very Scott Pilgrim-ish touch there, too. 

Or, maybe Marigold *told* Emily about the "woob woob" incident, and she was looking for an excuse for some payback. 

[DSL]

Pintsize was garbled after Faye tossed him against the wall after he goatse'd Veronica. One suspects the damage is cumulative, even if he appears to recover. D'you suppose this damage will revert him to his little perverted self?

Also: Emily vs. Padma in a Cage Match of Cluelessness! See who does the most damage to the other completely by accident. "You were supposed to block it!" "Well, you looked really soft!"

[cesium133]

Emily dun broke Pintsize but good. Probably needs her hand x-rayed too.

The question is, what lesson will she learn from this?

1) Don't hit Pintsize on the head anymore

2) Wear hand protection when hitting Pintsize on the head

Or is she such a cloudcuckoolander that she'll forget this whole experience and do it again later?

Next time she'll remember to use the hatchet and hockey mask.

[PintsizeForPresident]

Pintsize's Hel-LO! in panel 2 sounds incredibly lewd to me. More than enough reason to punch him.

Mental note not to address PintsizeForPresident in a manner that might possilbly be construed as rude/lewd/stewed.

DONK!

[Bluesummers]

You don't need to be honkable to be lewdly addressed. 

Not with Pintsize, nope. *woob woob woob*

[Black Sword]

I find Emily's reaction to Pintsize to be the most appropriate one, even if she did it for the wrong reasons! Good job, Emily!

Emily vs. Padma in a Cage Match of Cluelessness! See who does the most damage to the other completely by accident. "You were supposed to block it!" "Well, you looked really soft!"

That would be an awesome strip! But isn't it likely they'd end up destroying the city?

[jwhouk]

We start with Yelling Bird. And what's he biatching about now?

Lack of brisket to ####.    0 (0%)
Everything's bigger in Texas, including his ####.    5 (9.8%)
Jeph's ####ing Vulcan Salute ####.    1 (2%)
####, ####, and ####.    5 (9.8%)
####, ####, ####, and ####. Oh, and butts.    14 (27.5%)
Jeph's new secret finale text file: Everybody ####s,  then Emily kill-####s them all.    10 (19.6%)
####. Just ####.    2 (3.9%)
What the #### is an AGGIE?    3 (5.9%)
Butts. (Too close to that ####ing WILLIS)    4 (7.8%)
Something completely ####ing else.    7 (13.7%)

Total Members Voted: 51

[Soulsynger]

[ ... ]
Also the title - should be "First depressions", amirite? 
[ ... ]

< {  (_)  } > - *shake*
... but yes, usorite.

@Comic:
Wait, why did she do negative 9999 damage? Wouldn't that have healed Pintsize? Ever since QC turned into a computer game I've lost track of logic. oO


Also... Hanner's tan is confusing me.

1) She has it.
b) She hasn't it.
iii) She has it again.
 

[MillionDollar Belt Sander]

Minus 9999 hitpoints.   Healing would be Plus 9999 hitpoints.

[ChaosWolf]

DONK!

And now I'm picturing Emily dressed as a Tonberry.

[StevenC]

Minus 9999 hitpoints.   Healing would be Plus 9999 hitpoints.

Oh but in Final Fantasy, damage and healing are shown as white numbers and green numbers respectively. So white numbers with a negative sign in front would be negative damage.