Wondering who Claire is calling lucky. For some reason I assume it's Marten. This would mean she's bi?
Worked in a library for 4 years. The weirdest thing I ever experienced was closing the serials department one night. Part of that entails walking to the bathrooms on our floor and telling people the library is closing in 5 minutes. If no one is in the bathroom, going in and looking for any books or magazines that might have been left in there. There were no male coworkers on my shift with me that night so I had to take care of both bathrooms. I opened the womens room and announced our closing. No one was in there. I knocked on the men's bathroom door, cracked it open and announced, "We are closing in five minutes!" From the bathroom bellowed an upset voice, "Five minutes!? NOoooooooooooo!!!"
Curious, I hid in the bound journal stacks next to the bathrooms to see who yelled. A 20-some YO student who looked like a human basketball with coke bottle glasses, greasy black hair, and acne deserving of a teenager waddled out. I watched carefully and he waddled down the stacks aisle to replace a bound journal from where he must have found it. After he left, I walked over to where he put the journal away to see what he had taken into the bathroom. It was Women's Health and Fitness.