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QC Captions Vol. 102
« on: 17 Feb 2013, 11:35 »

Welcome to a new week, folks. This should be interesting. FIRST IMAGE:



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #1 on: 17 Feb 2013, 11:43 »

"I want another baby!"
"Don't look at either of us!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #2 on: 17 Feb 2013, 11:52 »

MOM:  DO THE HARLEM SHAKE
MARTEN:  Great,  meme-coma. 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #3 on: 17 Feb 2013, 14:36 »

VV: "Look at this. I'm  losing my domme-credibility!"
Marten: "Look on the brighter side. Pirelli will pay you a fortune to show your spare tire in their next calendar. Now put it away and help me help Claire."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #4 on: 17 Feb 2013, 14:55 »

VV: "RESPECT THE CHUB!!"
Marten: "I think she's been overexposed..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #5 on: 17 Feb 2013, 15:22 »

MOM:   *belch-bagpipes Amazing Grace*
MARTEN:  Not now damn it,  the roofies have kicked in.  Help me carry her upstairs.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #6 on: 17 Feb 2013, 16:20 »

VERONICA: Sonic hip attack!!

MARTEN: Claire! Are you okay?! How many fingers am I holding up?


Though I'd just like to say that Mr_Rose nailed it on the first try. That's brilliant. ;D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #7 on: 17 Feb 2013, 16:21 »

V2: "I want my new body NOOOOOWWWWWW!"
MARTEN: "Hang on, I have to get the previous tenant out first."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #8 on: 17 Feb 2013, 19:01 »

Veronica:  "I can't believe I ate the whole thing!"

Marten:  "I can't believe she drank the whole thing!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #9 on: 17 Feb 2013, 20:29 »

V-SQUARED: "(Tarzan yell)"
MARTEN: "No, you Jane. Me Cheetah. You also Cougar."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #10 on: 17 Feb 2013, 23:22 »

I KNEW THAT PIC WOULD BE A QCC the moment I saw it!!  :psyduck:


Veronica (low voice): "I am Mr. Belly. What are you doing there, Marten?"
Marten: "Watch me pull out Claire's booger using the Force."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #11 on: 18 Feb 2013, 04:11 »

Veronica: "GET IN MAH BELLY!"
Marten: "Mom*, Austin Powers memes died out years ago..."

* Personally, I prefer the British/Australian 'mum' to your American 'mom', but I'll roll with it for now...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #12 on: 18 Feb 2013, 13:50 »

VERONICA: "I was Harry Potter role-playing with a client, and now I'm pregnant?! What do I do?"
MARTEN: "Repeat after me, mom: Stupefy!"

I got nothin'.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #13 on: 18 Feb 2013, 22:23 »

Veronica: TAP INTO THE POWER OF THE WOMB THAT BIRTHED YOU, SHAMAN!
Marten: I EXORCISE YOU IN THE NAME OF THE TEQUILA MONSTARR. COME OUT, QUESTIONABLE SPIRIT!
Claire:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #14 on: 19 Feb 2013, 00:55 »

Veronica : Have you SEEN what cake batter does to my insides?
Marten : Actually mom, I've seen worse.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #15 on: 19 Feb 2013, 05:02 »

Veronica: AAH! AAAAHH! I CAN'T SEEE!!
Marten: Eexxcellent... my collection of human eyes is finally complete. Now hold still Claire, I need to apply the bandages...

Perhaps this one was better left inside my head... :psyduck:
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #16 on: 19 Feb 2013, 05:05 »

^yeah really.  What has been seen can't be unseen.    :-o
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #17 on: 19 Feb 2013, 05:55 »

I lol'd; Mostly at the thought of Marten of all people having such a collection  :lol:

I woulda thought Hanners...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #18 on: 19 Feb 2013, 11:26 »

I lol'd; Mostly at the thought of Marten of all people having such a collection  :lol:

I woulda thought Hanners...

It's always the quiet mopey ones.    NEVER the obviously crazy ones.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #19 on: 19 Feb 2013, 21:17 »

So true. *goes off to mope quietly*



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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #20 on: 20 Feb 2013, 04:01 »

You can't fool me, you quiet moper! I'm keeping my skull to MYSELF, thank you!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #21 on: 20 Feb 2013, 04:29 »

I already called "Dibs". 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #22 on: 20 Feb 2013, 05:41 »

Hanners wouldn't keep eyeballs. They're gross and slimy-looking. Plus, they follow you around the room.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #23 on: 20 Feb 2013, 05:49 »

But that's okay. Marten can protect her... she'll never have to look at another eyeball again for as long as she lives.
In fact, she might not have to look at anything ever again... maybe she won't even get a choice... :evil:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #24 on: 20 Feb 2013, 10:25 »

Personally I'd fear reprisal from a certain psychotic executive mother too much to add those greens to my eyeball bag (pretty addition though they would be)

*cough* NEW IMAGE:

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #25 on: 20 Feb 2013, 10:48 »

MartenDad: "You know, the more you whine about it the creepier I feel."
Mauritania: "I just wish I could grow a beard or something. Getting carded everywhere sucks."
Veronica (thinking): "Well, at least my boy-toys look old enough to drink…"


Edit: Apropos of nothing, do we know if V's ear piercings are stud earrings with a large plain black decoration or black plugs?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #26 on: 20 Feb 2013, 12:54 »

Henry: "I love you, but you'll never be able to apply a stun gun to my balls like she could."
Maurice: "Oh, great, a lifetime of comparisons to an ex."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #27 on: 20 Feb 2013, 13:20 »

MartDat:  Witty comment.
Maurice:   Acknowledgment of burn.
ExWife:   Tries not to snork 30 year old scotch.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #28 on: 20 Feb 2013, 13:35 »

Personally I'd fear reprisal from a certain psychotic executive mother too much to add those greens to my eyeball bag (pretty addition though they would be)
Between the Bond-villain mother and the Super-scientist father, anyone who hurt Hannelore would just be too dumb to live. Don't bother running mate, you'll only die tired when the platoon of mercenaries, AI killbot, or orbital laser catches up with you.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #29 on: 20 Feb 2013, 14:44 »

MAURICE: Darling, when you said that your ex-wife regularly drank the blood of 100 virgins to stay youthful, I just assumed you were joking.

HENRY: You know, you could at least stop gulping it down like that. What's that, your third glass in ten minutes?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #30 on: 20 Feb 2013, 14:49 »

100 virgins of what species? Orange blood?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #31 on: 20 Feb 2013, 15:23 »

HENRY: "You know damn well I don't have a Black Flag sticker on my Cadillac."
MAURICE: "Oh, great. Let me guess, a little voice inside your head said 'Don't look back', too?"
VERONICA (to herself): Don Henley never did care for my antics after he wrote that one song for me...
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« Reply #32 on: 20 Feb 2013, 15:26 »

Hannelore is also well equipped to protect herself.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #33 on: 21 Feb 2013, 20:23 »

Henry: "What are you drinking, Mo?" 
Maurice: "Well, I was having that scotch before someone grabbed my glass without looking."
Veronica: [spittake]
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #34 on: 22 Feb 2013, 01:39 »

Henry: "Butts."
Maurice: "The fact that it's plural really worries me."
Veronica: "That's just my influence on the situation, honey."


Henry: "Floating duck?"
Maurice: "No, Henry, that's ALSO not the ending to that sentence earlier."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #35 on: 22 Feb 2013, 02:28 »

Henry: "Butts."
Maurice: "The fact that it's plural really worries me."
Veronica: "That's just my influence on the situation, honey."
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Henry: Butts.
Veronica: The fact that it's plural really worries me.
Maurice: Really? Doesn't bother me.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #36 on: 22 Feb 2013, 11:11 »

Henry: "Face it, Maurice, the goatse guy isn't going to just waltz into the club and do a repeat performance."
Maurice: "But that gape. I can't get it out of my head."
Veronica (thought bubble): "Nor will you ever, my pretty... Wonder if Kirk's free after the wedding."
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« Reply #37 on: 22 Feb 2013, 13:04 »

MAURICE: "Shogggrrryy Ennnnry I zhust gannt gigve yougggg whaggggt Ggggeggggrrrronnnniga gagnnnn ..."
HENRY: "Funny. Your voice sounds just like Veronica's did when she used to gargle Scotch."
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« Reply #38 on: 22 Feb 2013, 17:45 »

Henry: "Hey, wait, can anyone else smell coconut oil?"
Maurice: "I dunno, but those guys rolling in the oversized novelty cake just keep winking at me, it's getting a little weird."
Veronica: (Thoughts) "Tell me I can't do a bachelor party, eh? Well, whether you want it or not, I'm sending you off in style, pal!" *EVIL MIND CACKLE*
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 102
« Reply #39 on: 24 Feb 2013, 08:02 »

Hannelore is also well equipped to protect herself.
Though her clone might still kill her and then yank her teeth.
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