Topic: Mafia 5 - School's Out...FOREVER! (Read 27393 times)

Loki · « **Reply #50 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 12:19 »

Leather mask? Kinky.

Thrillho · « **Reply #51 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 12:29 »

Phew, I am full up. Couldn't eat another bite.

Anyway, what were we doing?

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #52 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 12:34 »

You're all trying to figure what kind of sick bastard kills someone while they sleep.

And as for the mask, think more like Hannibal Lector's bite mask.

GM AWAY!

Black Sword · « **Reply #53 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 12:50 »

Quote from: henri bemis on 28 Feb 2013, 11:44

I know it sounds crass, but I think our best options for Linds are either the walk-in freezer (I'm assuming the caf has one) or outside, in the snow. Whatever we do, we can't just leave her like this.

We've got plenty of food and water, guys. Everything in the cafeteria, and we can always smash the vending machines. We should start with anything perishable.

Yeah, but then we'd be tampering with evidence and you know how mad police get when that happens....

Loki · « **Reply #54 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 12:53 »

Maybe we can use THE POWER OF SCIENCE!

Take some kind of 3D picture of her body? That kind of thing? Then move her wherever.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #55 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 13:13 »

Quote from: TRVA123 on 28 Feb 2013, 11:35

I believe that Cesium is secretly Dr Krieger from Archer... http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/Doctor_Krieger

OOC, I feel like that role would suit Gareth more.

henri bemis · « **Reply #56 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 13:34 »

I think photos are a good idea. If we're not going to move her, though, we should at least cover her up. It just feels disrespectful to leave her like this.

We really need to try to figure out who killed her. I have nothing to go on, so unless someone else has any ideas, I think we should all sleep together tonight and have at least two people watch in shifts. No one should go anywhere alone.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #57 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 13:42 »

Gareth kind of is freaking me out, to be honest. Between him and cesium I don't really feel safe at all.

I mean maybe the hash stash is making me paranoid but when someone shows up dead...ughhhhh.

henri bemis · « **Reply #58 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 14:46 »

I think having a murderer-at-large is a pretty ok reason to be paranoid.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #59 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 14:50 »

"at large" always sounded like something from a wanted poster. on the news or something. not like something you'd hear about one of us.

...one of us sounds pretty distinctly creepy, too, now...

Loki · « **Reply #60 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 15:07 »

Interesting how the expression "at large" gets thrown around so readily.

henri bemis · « **Reply #61 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 15:10 »

Someone makes a joke about Gareth's boner in 3...2...1...

Thrillho · « **Reply #62 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 15:22 »

HEY GUYS MY EARS ARE BURNING ALMOST AS MUCH AS MY URETHRA

henri bemis · « **Reply #63 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 15:41 »

There have got to be some antibiotics somewhere...

I guess this means our trip to Hogsmeade is off

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #64 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 15:46 »

Yes, murder and Gareth's apparent abundancy of venereal disease tend to cancel such trips.

Thrillho · « **Reply #65 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 16:01 »

Look, I didn't know you could catch an STD from a corpse, okay?

henri bemis · « **Reply #66 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 16:08 »

The more you know! *rainbow*

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #67 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 17:01 »

...

FUUUUUUUuuuuuuck.

...

Zingoleb · « **Reply #68 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 17:32 »

okay no he is actually straight up upsetting me now

can we like, put gareth away somewhere until he passes out or something

because you know

that would be great

cesium133 · « **Reply #69 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 19:02 »

Quote from: Unicorn on 28 Feb 2013, 17:32

okay no he is actually straight up upsetting me now

can we like, put gareth away somewhere until he passes out or something

because you know

that would be great

I agree... though I don't think I want that place to be my pit. He creeps me out.

riccostar · « **Reply #70 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 20:34 »

Here I am guys! Sorry I've spent the last few nights living in the theatre (OOC: in reality too, legally blonde is going really well) and I'll probably be in there a lot the next two or three days too but I'm ready to be helpful now! I'd offer up the Performing Arts Center as a place to detain crazies but honestly I wouldn't want to put anybody in that creepy ass place for a night...

TRVA123 · « **Reply #71 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 22:47 »

*rolls another joint* Welp, this increases my suspicion that someone IS out to get me...

Pictures and cold storage seem like the best options. and maybe we should all sleep in a locked room somewhere? or separate locked rooms?

Zingoleb · « **Reply #72 on:** 28 Feb 2013, 23:30 »

no, no, no, we should definitely stay together. like, come on, first rule of survival in horror movies.

Black Sword · « **Reply #73 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 06:17 »

Wait, I thought the first rule of horror movies was that the black guy dies first?

Loki · « **Reply #74 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 06:46 »

Hey, you are right. That means that what we are dealing with is not a normal killer.

Anyone got an idea why he or she targeted poor Linds?

Zingoleb · « **Reply #75 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 09:24 »

Quote from: Black Sword on 01 Mar 2013, 06:17

Wait, I thought the first rule of horror movies was that the black guy dies first?

uh...do we have any black people? we're, uh, pretty lily white.

Game and Watch Forever · « **Reply #76 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 09:37 »

Okay, we need to figure this out and get the guy (or gal, I'm not sexist!) that did this. Apparently Linds was stabbed, so there should be murder weapons *somewhere*. We're trapped, so I doubt the killer was able to dispose of anything.

Quote from: Unicorn on 01 Mar 2013, 09:24

Quote from: Black Sword on 01 Mar 2013, 06:17
Wait, I thought the first rule of horror movies was that the black guy dies first?

uh...do we have any black people? we're, uh, pretty lily white.

I'm Hispanic. Though perhaps not a terribly good cultural representative....

Wait.... our token prude died first?! WTF?!

Thrillho · « **Reply #77 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 09:47 »

So we're in a Wes Craven horror movie?

Zingoleb · « **Reply #78 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 09:48 »

there's like an entire kitchen with knives and stuff in it, it wouldn't be hard to get one.

...on that note, I think I'm going to be sleeping with one under my pillow tonight...

Loki · « **Reply #79 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 09:54 »

"somewhere"? "dispose"? You do realize we are basically in an ancient castle with undoubtedly very decorative, yet nevertheless sharp weapons on every other corner? And that we have a state-of-the-art disinfection chamber in the third cellar floor?

Come to think of it, we should probably arm ourselves with those things.

Loki · « **Reply #80 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 09:57 »

Whoops, nevermind, disinfection chamber wouldn't work without power.

cesium133 · « **Reply #81 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 10:09 »

Quote from: Game and Watch Forever on 01 Mar 2013, 09:37

Okay, we need to figure this out and get the guy (or gal, I'm not sexist!) that did this. Apparently Linds was stabbed, so there should be murder weapons *somewhere*. We're trapped, so I doubt the killer was able to dispose of anything.

Quote from: Unicorn on 01 Mar 2013, 09:24
Quote from: Black Sword on 01 Mar 2013, 06:17
Wait, I thought the first rule of horror movies was that the black guy dies first?

uh...do we have any black people? we're, uh, pretty lily white.

I'm Hispanic. Though perhaps not a terribly good cultural representative....

Wait.... our token prude died first?! WTF?!

Well, we've got someone who goes by the name "Black Sword", which seems to suggest an interest in cutlery...

Zingoleb · « **Reply #82 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 10:23 »

I dunno if this is out of character or not - well, I guess it is, but it pertains to game stuff - but it kind of irks me when people judge people based on their names alone? like...how many times has TheEvilDog been lynched because his name is TheEvilDog, only to be found innocent? i dunno, this is just like a personal little pet peeve in these games...

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #83 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 10:27 »

*You're* lily-white maybe.

Well...and I guess I am too...but still!

Okay, okay...so focus...we're snowed in to a ridiculous amount, but with plenty of supplies to keep warm and eat. It'll probably be a week or two before we get out. If someone hated Linds and wanted 'em dead then...well then I'm surprised they did it when they had no way to escape. So maybe they'll want more...?

Um...that's not a line of thought I like much. ._.

Zingoleb · « **Reply #84 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 10:42 »

this CAT is Lily White

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Black Sword · « **Reply #85 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 12:22 »

Quote from: Unicorn on 01 Mar 2013, 09:24

Quote from: Black Sword on 01 Mar 2013, 06:17
Wait, I thought the first rule of horror movies was that the black guy dies first?

uh...do we have any black people? we're, uh, pretty lily white.

Hey, I'm Hispanic! I'll have you know I have a lovely olive complexion!

(click to show/hide)

Anyway, back on topic, let's deal with what we know. Linds died sometime between when we saw her last night and when we discovered her now. She was stabbed multiple times. We're snowed in. Our current isolation suggests that it was one of us, unless Linds pissed off some outdoorsy bloke who would consider the blizzard a mild inconvenience?

Zingoleb · « **Reply #86 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 12:33 »

wait...but that's entirely possible. like what if this blizzard was the perfect cover? you wouldn't be able to find any tracks on top of five feet of more snow.

did anyone that we know of leave between yesterday and today?

Loki · « **Reply #87 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 12:45 »

Well, yeah, one person did leave since yesterday.

Well, kind of.

She died.

Badoom-tzsh. Thank you, I will be here all week, because we are fucking snowed in!

Zingoleb · « **Reply #88 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 12:53 »

nnnngggh.

Thrillho · « **Reply #89 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 13:02 »

*pauses midway through masturbating*

Dude, too soon.

*continues to masturbate*

Zingoleb · « **Reply #90 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 13:05 »

on a more serious note can we do something about gareth he is freaking me out

Loki · « **Reply #91 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 13:07 »

Maybe we could, like, lock him away?

...and throw away the key.

Game and Watch Forever · « **Reply #92 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 13:14 »

Quote from: Black Sword on 01 Mar 2013, 12:22

She was stabbed multiple times.

Oh god, what if we're in one of those movies where we are ALL the killer and each stabbed her once and then suffered memory loss? I DON'T WANT TO BE A TOMATO IN THE MIRROR!!!!

de_la_Nae · « **Reply #93 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 13:16 »

Well okay...hm. Someone's a killer. Probably someone here. Maybe they just hated Linds, but maybe they're crazier than that.

Maybe locking someone away isn't a bad idea. I mean I don't know who did it, or how we could prove who did it in these conditions. I mean I would have thought *someone* would be bloody unless they were busy...cleaning......

*looks around* Anyone unaccounted for? I know Ricco *just* showed up, and that's suspicious, but...

Loki · « **Reply #94 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 13:28 »

Quote from: Game and Watch Forever on 01 Mar 2013, 13:14

Oh god, what if we're in one of those movies where we are ALL the killer and each stabbed her once and then suffered memory loss? I DON'T WANT TO BE A TOMATO IN THE MIRROR!!!!

Don't worry. I think I'd remember if I had suffered..... huh.....

Well shit.

Thrillho · « **Reply #95 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 14:23 »

Fuck it, I say we lock Unicorn up. They're awfully quick to accuse me and I don't like it.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #96 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 14:26 »

Just a quick reminder, any votes for detaining or lynchings have to be in Bold and Coloured or they will not be counted.

GM Away!

Thrillho · « **Reply #97 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 14:30 »

I know, I'm just stimulating discussion because so far all I've achieved is four orgasms and a cold meal which ain't sittin' right.

Let's get the wheels rolling.

cesium133 · « **Reply #98 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 14:38 »

Well, I guess we gotta decide on something, because night is approaching. I say we lock up Gareth. Even if he turns out not to be the murderer, the police might still be interested in the cannibalism thing...

Zingoleb · « **Reply #99 on:** 01 Mar 2013, 14:38 »

Quote from: Gareth on 01 Mar 2013, 14:23

Fuck it, I say we lock Unicorn up. They're awfully quick to accuse me and I don't like it.

uh, yeah, i am. for kind of good reason:

Quote from: Gareth on 28 Feb 2013, 16:01

Look, I didn't know you could catch an STD from a corpse, okay?

Quote from: Gareth on 01 Mar 2013, 14:30

so far all I've achieved is four orgasms and a cold meal which ain't sittin' right.

not to mention your insistence that we eat linds seriously what is wrong with you

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