THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

  • 12 Apr 2024, 13:31
  • Welcome, Guest
Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  
Pages: 1 [2]   Go Down

Author Topic: QC Captions Vol. 114  (Read 15575 times)

Loki

  • comeback tour!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 5,532
  • The mischief that dwells within
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #50 on: 16 May 2013, 07:43 »

Hanners: "Get me the acetone. There was an accident with the superglue."

...Hanners was impersonating Angela Merkel?
Logged
The future is a weird place and you never know where it will take you.
the careful illusion of shit-togetherness

Carl-E

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10,346
  • The distilled essence of Mr. James Beam himself.
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #51 on: 16 May 2013, 12:42 »

Is that what happened to Greece? 
Logged
When people try to speak a gut reaction, they end up talking out their ass.

jwhouk

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 11,022
  • The Valley of the Sun
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #52 on: 16 May 2013, 13:02 »

HANNELORE: "I don't care if Greek society collapses. I had a baklava with walnuts in it. They must pay."
Logged
"Character is what you are in the Dark." - D.L. Moody
There is no joke that can be made online without someone being offended by it.
Life's too short to be ashamed of how you were born.
Just another Joe like 46

Is it cold in here?

  • Administrator
  • Awakened
  • ******
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 25,163
  • He/him/his pronouns
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #53 on: 16 May 2013, 14:53 »

Evil Hanners: "Ah, yes, what to do about the cute new pool boy. I wonder what would happen if I dragged him behind the counter and engaged in negotiated consensual lovemaking with him?"
Logged
Thank you, Dr. Karikó.

Carl-E

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10,346
  • The distilled essence of Mr. James Beam himself.
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #54 on: 16 May 2013, 14:58 »

A lawsuit from the "dragging him behind the counter" part. 
Logged
When people try to speak a gut reaction, they end up talking out their ass.

Soulsynger

  • The Tickler
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 919
  • Got alla the cri'cal sysms runnin'
    • Fessel at DeviantART
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #55 on: 16 May 2013, 15:24 »

"Ah, Pedro the poolboy. My mom was always screaming at him in the tool shed but she never fired him." - Elliot Reid.


Hanners: "My floors look filthy."
Logged
My music as Hirnfunk on Soundcloud
My art (old and new) as Indrome on DeviantArt

Storel

  • Bling blang blong blung
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,080
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #56 on: 16 May 2013, 16:25 »

Hanners: Luke... I am your father. And your mother...
Logged

Masterpiece

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,364
  • No time for Claireification
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #57 on: 16 May 2013, 17:10 »

HANNELORE: "I don't care if Greek society collapses. I had a baklava with walnuts in it. They must pay."
Baklava is NOT a Greek dish.

Valdís

  • Duck attack survivor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,769
  • Huggable Huldra
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #58 on: 16 May 2013, 17:17 »

Well, only partially in any case, as it combines both old Greek forms of pastries with the layered bread of Turkic peoples? :wink:
Logged
Now the sayings of the High One are uttered in the hall
for the weal of men, for the woe of Jötuns,
Hail, thou who hast spoken! Hail, thou that knowest!
Hail, ye that have hearkened! Use, thou who hast learned!

Storel

  • Bling blang blong blung
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,080
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #59 on: 16 May 2013, 17:26 »

That whole region of the world seems to do baklava. When I was a kid there were a couple of little Russian bakeries across the street from each other, and they both made excellent baklava. For years I thought baklava originally came from Russia.
Logged

GarandMarine

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10,307
  • Kawaii in the streets, Senpai in the sheets
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #60 on: 16 May 2013, 17:42 »

I've been invited to Greek thanksgivings (and survived, a mark of considerable pride for me) and they served Baklava at all three... or was it four? meals. (After dinner 2: dinner harder, everything kinda starts to blur together...) but they all served baklava from various great great grandmother's recipes.
Logged
I built the walls that make my life a prison, I built them all and cannot be forgiven... ...Sold my soul to carry your vendetta, So let me go before you can regret it, You've made your choice and now it's come to this, But that's price you pay when you're a monster with no name.

jwhouk

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 11,022
  • The Valley of the Sun
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #61 on: 16 May 2013, 17:58 »

HANNELORE: "They're over-analyzing things on the boards again. Set phasers to stun."
Logged
"Character is what you are in the Dark." - D.L. Moody
There is no joke that can be made online without someone being offended by it.
Life's too short to be ashamed of how you were born.
Just another Joe like 46

WAYF

  • Beyoncé
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 704
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #62 on: 16 May 2013, 18:49 »

Open Audition: Professional Sexmaster.
No previous experience necessary.
Contact details overleaf.

Angus: FINALLY, a chance to fulfil my lifelong d-... hang on, "no previous experience necessary"? What the hell?
« Last Edit: 17 May 2013, 17:45 by WAYF »
Logged

K1dmor

  • Beyoncé
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 731
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #63 on: 16 May 2013, 21:03 »

 Hanners: He can't move out. I am the Creator of a television show that gives hope and joy and inspiration to millions. What's the point of the program without Truman Angus?
Logged

Soulsynger

  • The Tickler
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 919
  • Got alla the cri'cal sysms runnin'
    • Fessel at DeviantART
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #64 on: 17 May 2013, 01:42 »

HANNELORE: "They're over-analyzing things on the boards again. Set phasers to disintegrate."
FTFY.
Logged
My music as Hirnfunk on Soundcloud
My art (old and new) as Indrome on DeviantArt

Akima

  • WoW gold miner on break
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 6,523
  • ** 妇女能顶半边天 **
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #65 on: 17 May 2013, 05:36 »

"Don't make me angry, Gaius. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."
Logged
"I would rather have questions that can't be answered, than answers that can't be questioned." Richard Feynman

Border Reiver

  • Born in a Nalgene bottle
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,189
  • Yes, I painted this.
    • The Pet Patch
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #66 on: 17 May 2013, 06:21 »

"Don't make me angry, Gaius. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry."

Please don't take this the wrong way, but I love this.
Logged
"It's a futile gesture that my sense of right and wrong tells me I should make." Is It Cold Here, 19 Mar 2013, 02:12

jwhouk

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 11,022
  • The Valley of the Sun
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #67 on: 17 May 2013, 06:29 »

That's MY line, Akima.

(Take a look at the last four letters of my screen name. That's my last name. I grew up when Bill Bixby uttered those words. Guess what I was called a lot growing up.)
Logged
"Character is what you are in the Dark." - D.L. Moody
There is no joke that can be made online without someone being offended by it.
Life's too short to be ashamed of how you were born.
Just another Joe like 46

Border Reiver

  • Born in a Nalgene bottle
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,189
  • Yes, I painted this.
    • The Pet Patch
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #68 on: 17 May 2013, 10:30 »

Tricia Helfer said it soo much better than Bill did - sorry man, you know its true.
Logged
"It's a futile gesture that my sense of right and wrong tells me I should make." Is It Cold Here, 19 Mar 2013, 02:12

Is it cold in here?

  • Administrator
  • Awakened
  • ******
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 25,163
  • He/him/his pronouns
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #69 on: 17 May 2013, 15:53 »

Evil Hanners: "I wonder if Angus's fancy glasses man can get me a pair with an ominous glow".
Logged
Thank you, Dr. Karikó.

jwhouk

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 11,022
  • The Valley of the Sun
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #70 on: 17 May 2013, 18:39 »

HANNELORE: "I have read all the posts. And there is only one conclusion. (pause) Iduguphergrave must be stopped."
Logged
"Character is what you are in the Dark." - D.L. Moody
There is no joke that can be made online without someone being offended by it.
Life's too short to be ashamed of how you were born.
Just another Joe like 46

Loki

  • comeback tour!
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 5,532
  • The mischief that dwells within
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #71 on: 17 May 2013, 23:15 »

Evil Hanners: "I wonder if Angus's fancy glasses man can get me a pair with an ominous glow".

Did you mean: Dale's?
Logged
The future is a weird place and you never know where it will take you.
the careful illusion of shit-togetherness

iduguphergrave

  • Duck attack survivor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,650
  • All this could be yours someday
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #72 on: 17 May 2013, 23:34 »

HANNELORE: "I have read all the posts. And there is only one conclusion. (pause) Iduguphergrave must be stopped."

 :-o

I'd leave the country but it's pointless when a space station laser is after you. I think i'm screwed...
Logged
"Theodore, we're 4-foot high chipmunks. We're proof that god is dead."
- Alvin

Is it cold in here?

  • Administrator
  • Awakened
  • ******
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 25,163
  • He/him/his pronouns
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #73 on: 17 May 2013, 23:48 »

Evil Hanners: "I wonder if Angus's fancy glasses man can get me a pair with an ominous glow".

Did you mean: Dale's?

I was thinking of the strip where Angus offered to connect the Pugnacious Peach with his supplier.
Logged
Thank you, Dr. Karikó.

Pilchard123

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,131
  • I always name them Bitey.
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #74 on: 18 May 2013, 02:10 »

That could make a good end-of-trailer line.

Quote from: jwhouk
HANNELORE: "I have read all the posts. And there is only . (pause, BG music stops) Iduguphergrave must be stopped. (Quick fade/cut to black)"
Logged
Piglet wondered how it was that every conversation with Eeyore seemed to go wrong.

cesium133

  • Preventing third impact
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 6,148
  • Has a fucked-up browser history
    • Cesium Comics
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #75 on: 18 May 2013, 10:55 »

Evil Hanners: "I wonder if Angus's fancy glasses man can get me a pair with an ominous glow".

Did you mean: Dale's?
Dale is a customer of Angus's fancy glasses man.
Logged
The nerdy comic I update sometimes: Cesium Comics

Unofficial character tag thingy for QC

Storel

  • Bling blang blong blung
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,080
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #76 on: 18 May 2013, 19:20 »

"What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women."
Logged

Is it cold in here?

  • Administrator
  • Awakened
  • ******
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 25,163
  • He/him/his pronouns
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #77 on: 18 May 2013, 20:05 »

Evil Hanners: "My hands ... they can touch themselves...wow...better call out for some deep dish"
Logged
Thank you, Dr. Karikó.

Edguy

  • Psychopath in a hockey mask
  • ****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 637
  • Takin' care of business!
    • My facebook page
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #78 on: 23 May 2013, 09:23 »

ANGUS: "I hear the drums echoing tonight ... "
FAYE: "I hear only whispers of some quiet conversation ..."

ANGUS:"I'm coming in!"
Logged
I dunno..

Pilchard123

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,131
  • I always name them Bitey.
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #79 on: 23 May 2013, 10:43 »

12:30 flight?
Logged
Piglet wondered how it was that every conversation with Eeyore seemed to go wrong.

Carl-E

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10,346
  • The distilled essence of Mr. James Beam himself.
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #80 on: 23 May 2013, 13:44 »

Angus (reading): "Her moonlit wings reflect the stars..."
Faye: (to herself) WTF?
Logged
When people try to speak a gut reaction, they end up talking out their ass.

DSL

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,097
    • Don Lee Cartoons
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #81 on: 23 May 2013, 15:07 »

P. PEACH (to herself): "I wonder if he'll have any better luck getting 'Kilimanjaro' to fit the scansion ..."
Logged
"We are who we pretend to be. So we had better be careful who we pretend to be."  -- Kurt Vonnegut.

Skewbrow

  • Duck attack survivor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,960
  • damn it
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #82 on: 23 May 2013, 22:01 »

No. It's too big. Serengeti is barely room enough.
Logged
QC  - entertaining you with regular shots in the butt since 2003.

DSL

  • Older than Moses
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 4,097
    • Don Lee Cartoons
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #83 on: 24 May 2013, 10:18 »

Ah yes. It is "Serengeti." -- which still doesn't fit the scansion.
Logged
"We are who we pretend to be. So we had better be careful who we pretend to be."  -- Kurt Vonnegut.

Thrudd

  • Scrabble hacker
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,271
  • Sucess Redefined
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #84 on: 24 May 2013, 10:40 »

Corporate Hanners : "Thunderbirds are GO!"

Hanners : "Oh this is... this is nice, this is the end, okay. Where exactly am I? Oh grea… here's the song, oh good. Um, there's some things that are still unresolved here, guys! How do I get home? What do I eat? Was Rei my-my mom? Or a clone? Or, hell, was this all in my mind? Wha-what's an EVA? Is that sort of a Freudian thing? Er… um Am I real? Oh, hell, does a bus run through here? I mean, I'd like to go home now but um… Oh God… Where's home? Okay, okay, okay. I mustn't run away, I mustn't run... Okay I got that, good, okay. Now, if I were to run away, let's analyze that: Where the fuck would I go? I'm on a big blue ball! Uhh, is this how you end the series? I mean, is this where we go from here? Okay, the movie better sure as Hell make up for this, I'm telling you right now, 'cause I'm stuck in Nowhereland! You ran outta ink too, didn't you, ya bastards?"
Logged
A good pun is it's own reword.
There is a difference between spare parts, extra parts and left over parts.

The Venn diagram  for Common Sense and Good Sense has very little, if any, overlap.

Kugai

  • CIA Handler of Miss Melody Powers
  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 11,493
  • Crazy Kiwi Shoujo-Ai Fan
    • My Homepage
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #85 on: 24 May 2013, 14:48 »

"Rosebud!"
Logged
James The Kugai 

You can never have too much Coffee.

Carl-E

  • Awakened
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 10,346
  • The distilled essence of Mr. James Beam himself.
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #86 on: 24 May 2013, 22:19 »

"Rosebud!"

Is that Angus, or Faye?   :evil:
Logged
When people try to speak a gut reaction, they end up talking out their ass.

Is it cold in here?

  • Administrator
  • Awakened
  • ******
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 25,163
  • He/him/his pronouns
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #87 on: 24 May 2013, 22:33 »

Pintsize.
Logged
Thank you, Dr. Karikó.

Skewbrow

  • Duck attack survivor
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1,960
  • damn it
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #88 on: 25 May 2013, 00:06 »

Ah yes. It is "Serengeti." -- which still doesn't fit the scansion.
Nope. A disturbingly forced verse in the lyrics. Thankfully `boy meets girl' was not about take place in that small village in Wales - what was it called again Ll......bwllll...ogogogogogoch ?
Logged
QC  - entertaining you with regular shots in the butt since 2003.

Redball

  • Born in a Nalgene bottle
  • *****
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 3,244
  • What's disease? Where?
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #89 on: 25 May 2013, 06:41 »

Logged

pwhodges

  • Admin emeritus
  • Awakened
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 17,241
  • I'll only say this once...
    • My home page
Re: QC Captions Vol. 114
« Reply #90 on: 26 May 2013, 15:30 »

Normally actually spoken as "Llanfair P G".

I once had a cat that came from there; we called him Nelson, because he was acquired following a conversation during a picnic on the beach by the Menai Bridge underneath a column like Nelson's Column in Trafalgar Square.
Logged
"Being human, having your health; that's what's important."  (from: Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi )
"As long as we're all living, and as long as we're all having fun, that should do it, right?"  (from: The Eccentric Family )
Pages: 1 [2]   Go Up