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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #150 on: 09 Aug 2013, 17:07 »

That's better than drinking the glitter. Given how it sticks everywhere, you'd be shitting sparkles for years.

Two months of not drinking (not that it did any good) can really destroy your tolerance. Woooooooo.
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« Reply #151 on: 10 Aug 2013, 05:13 »

I'm just glad ankhtahr is having fun socializing.

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« Reply #152 on: 10 Aug 2013, 06:36 »

That's better than drinking the glitter. Given how it sticks everywhere, you'd be shitting sparkles for years.

Two months of not drinking (not that it did any good) can really destroy your tolerance. Woooooooo.

That would be a fun thing to do before going to the doc.

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« Reply #153 on: 10 Aug 2013, 07:30 »

Because girls poop glitter and fart butterflies. Duh.
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« Reply #154 on: 10 Aug 2013, 14:30 »

I have two cans of Guinniss left
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« Reply #155 on: 10 Aug 2013, 15:31 »

I just saw my roommate hang up one of those stupid beer posters. I've never seen anyone over the age of 21 who still had one of those...
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« Reply #156 on: 10 Aug 2013, 16:18 »

I brought back four beer calendars from India in 1968. They still hang on my living room wall, minus the dates, of course.
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« Reply #157 on: 10 Aug 2013, 16:36 »

To make it clear what I'm referring to, here's the poster he put up:

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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #158 on: 10 Aug 2013, 16:57 »

I thought you meant Budweiser chicks or something. 

Not a freakin' flowchart
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« Reply #159 on: 10 Aug 2013, 19:12 »

GUYS. Red velvet pancakes are fucking AMAZING.
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« Reply #160 on: 11 Aug 2013, 00:28 »

I thought you meant Budweiser chicks or something. 

Not a freakin' flowchart.

Same.

...I feel compelled to point out this thing doesn't use proper flowchart notation and I'm relatively sure there's only supposed to be only one of each final states.
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« Reply #161 on: 11 Aug 2013, 08:26 »

Well, it's a drunken flowchart.  Allowances need to be made. 
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« Reply #162 on: 11 Aug 2013, 09:10 »

I've seen plenty of people over the age of 21 with Budweiser chick posters. I've never seen someone over the age of 21 with a poster like this (or, for example, the "periodic table of shots" poster).
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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #163 on: 12 Aug 2013, 02:37 »

I'm lying on my sofa with a horrible hangover. My best mate is visiting my summer house and I thought we'd hit the shit together. Now he's making fun of my horrible toxic hangover farts.

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« Reply #164 on: 12 Aug 2013, 10:03 »

...I think that poster's pretty harmless and funny.
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« Reply #165 on: 12 Aug 2013, 10:58 »

Tangentially relevant (found due to following the links in Anktahr's post): where is the stem of the wine glass Hanners is holding?
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« Reply #166 on: 12 Aug 2013, 11:01 »

I just assumed it was a tumbler.
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« Reply #168 on: 12 Aug 2013, 11:24 »

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« Reply #169 on: 12 Aug 2013, 11:27 »

No clue, really.  I think they are just an attempt to get people to buy new sets of wine glasses, for the novelty of it.
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« Reply #170 on: 14 Aug 2013, 12:46 »

Me either, but I own some (wedding gift) and the only thing they ever got used for was, Robert used to drink milk from them because they were the biggest cups we had. I finally got some extra large plastic cups because they were a pain in the ass to wash and then he broke one. For wine (which is rarely) I got a dozen mismatched glasses at a yard sale.
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« Reply #171 on: 16 Aug 2013, 15:40 »

Dear tomorrow me,

I sincerely apologize for the headache you are going to have when you wake up at half eight.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Lovingly,

today me

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« Reply #172 on: 18 Aug 2013, 02:23 »

Dear me,

remember to thank Melissa for that AMAZING night yesterday. Try to ignore the pain... This time it was seriously worth it.

But on another note, please don't dream shit like the stuff you dreamed today.

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« Reply #173 on: 18 Aug 2013, 07:07 »

PS: wanna hook up?

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« Reply #174 on: 18 Aug 2013, 08:49 »

Shush, I was talking to myself.
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« Reply #175 on: 18 Aug 2013, 13:49 »

I like cider.
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« Reply #176 on: 18 Aug 2013, 16:05 »

Shush, I was talking to myself.

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Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
« Reply #177 on: 18 Aug 2013, 18:52 »

Redd's Apple Ale is terrible.

AppleJack is very nice.

shine makes all the pain go away.

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« Reply #178 on: 18 Aug 2013, 20:32 »

Redd's Apple Ale is terrible.

I tell this to anyone who'll listen. 


And people still buy it.   :?
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« Reply #179 on: 18 Aug 2013, 22:13 »

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« Reply #180 on: 22 Aug 2013, 16:47 »

I am seriously drunk. Please take any recent posts with this in mind.
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« Reply #181 on: 22 Aug 2013, 17:15 »

tee hee hee
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« Reply #182 on: 22 Aug 2013, 17:37 »

I am seriously drunk. Please take any recent posts with this in mind.

You only did one before that^^ Is something the matter?
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« Reply #183 on: 22 Aug 2013, 22:23 »

We got our asses handed to us at bar trivia tonight. Plus, our team name "Free Chelsea Manning" didn't go over so well...
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« Reply #184 on: 23 Aug 2013, 08:29 »

I am seriously drunk. Please take any recent posts with this in mind.

You only did one before that^^ Is something the matter?


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« Reply #185 on: 23 Aug 2013, 11:19 »

Paul should modify the forum software while drunk. Just for the LOLs. Remember to take a back up. Before you make any modifications. Checks the shelf. Still a few fingers of quarter cask Laphroaig there. It's Friday night...

Edit: ... and it turned out to be just two frigging fingers worth. Mah eyesight ain't whaddit used to be. :cry:
Need to let this dude entertain me for a while. Then switch to Miles Davis and friends high as hell on Isle of Wight.
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« Reply #186 on: 23 Aug 2013, 11:41 »

Trying to make new mods while drunk has led to a need for several corrections...

And yes, although I'm long back from my main vacation in Italy, I'm having a long weekend away for the bank holiday, with friends near Manchester;  friends who know how to pour drink (mostly whisky for me, it seems).

(Shamefully, my browser's spell-checker tried to change whisky to whiskey - bah!)
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« Reply #187 on: 23 Aug 2013, 16:16 »

wheee I was super angry at work today but I came home in a good mood but we're drinking anywayyyy
because it's Fridayyyyy
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« Reply #188 on: 23 Aug 2013, 16:25 »

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« Reply #189 on: 23 Aug 2013, 16:30 »

Also that's a lie, it turns out it's not stuck in my head. Not yet at least. But you're welcome. Have a good night!
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« Reply #190 on: 23 Aug 2013, 16:41 »

 :psyduck:
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« Reply #191 on: 28 Aug 2013, 23:16 »

Kahluaaaaa
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Actually, I barely had any today. But I did a few days ago, and my boyfriend took my braid and was hitting me in the face with it. "You can't run away from your own hair!" Tipsy me obviously had no idea how to deal with this.

The next day, I was sitting in class, listening to the professor yammer about what we're going to be doing this semester. And then I remembered about the hair thing and understood that all I would have had to do was move away from my boyfriend. And I heard his voice in my head. "You can't run away from your own hair..." Rarely have I had to have that much restraint in a classroom setting. I was covering my mouth and trying very, very hard not to laugh.
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« Reply #192 on: 29 Aug 2013, 14:40 »

Guinness.

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« Reply #193 on: 30 Aug 2013, 16:00 »

It's the final day of August and the end of Rosé season is nigh.

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« Reply #194 on: 31 Aug 2013, 12:47 »

I restocked yesterday. Decided to try 16 year old Lagavulin for a change. A bit pricy, but I worked hard this week, so...

Kippis!

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« Reply #195 on: 31 Aug 2013, 12:48 »

Mmm - my favourite of all.
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« Reply #196 on: 31 Aug 2013, 22:11 »

Out drunk with school friends. Ijuzt bought tickets to see Dave.  Chapl and flight of the choncords.  TOMORROW.  SO EXCITE.
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« Reply #197 on: 04 Sep 2013, 19:35 »

Went out with friends and stayed a liiiittle longer and drunk a tiny bit more than I planned to. Gotta be at work in about 4 and a half hours. Who cares. Gonna stay home. I'm going to bed. Good night.
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« Reply #198 on: 05 Sep 2013, 11:56 »

Dear tomorrow undrunk me: Remember to do the following.

* Ask Woodstock how likely and why.
* Ask Angel what.
* Angel should talk with Comet and Concorde.
* Steer clear of the Priestes.. you don't want trouble with the the Hopping Hare.

Keep an eye on the Madman.

Oh, and you should probably figure out what you want from the +1.

The plan sounds less spectacular than half an hour ago.  Maybe I should keep drinking to make more plans.

Also, check your favbar.

Oh, I remembered: Talk to Sunshine! She might know what to do. Yes. That was it.
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« Reply #199 on: 08 Sep 2013, 02:43 »

Was at a wedding yesterday. Got fairly drunk.
Posted a picture of wedding me on the pictures thread.
Talked a bunch and made people laugh and got others (my sister) annoyed.
Now it's the day after and I'm living up to my avatar subtitle...
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