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Title: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: pwhodges on 04 Jun 2013, 04:38
The old drunk thread (http://forums.questionablecontent.net/index.php/topic,14173.0.html) has got too long - here is a new place to fall over in.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 04 Jun 2013, 05:17
Wooooooooo!
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Post by: Carl-E on 04 Jun 2013, 16:28
*THUD*
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Post by: CrowFairy on 04 Jun 2013, 18:07
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Oh, I wish I had posted on the night we did Jello shots. And by Jello shots, I mean that we just took cups of Jello that had the equivalent of like 2 glasses of vodka! There was much cuddling.
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Post by: de_la_Nae on 04 Jun 2013, 19:58
Aaaaaah just got in. My tolerance is shot to hell (which is probably good on my wallet if nothing else). A pint and a single and I'm done for a bit.

Glad to hear you had cuddling! Well let me rephrase that, if cuddling was a thing people wanted then I am glad to hear it.

Cuddling is a thing I want, but we're in the middle of THINGS right now, which includes a moratorium on cuddling. Stupid distances / people-who-I-care-about-so-I-try-not-to-cuddle-without-permission. >:(
Title: Re: Drunk thread - sobriety not allowed
Post by: CrowFairy on 04 Jun 2013, 21:56
One of my female friends decided to cuddle me, so I decided to make myself into a sandwich by scooting up to my boyfriend. XD I probably wouldn't have been okay with the female friend cuddling if we weren't both tipsy, but I was then, so whatever. I liked the attention. :P
Title: Re: Drunk thread - sobriety not allowed
Post by: Patrick on 05 Jun 2013, 02:45
I ain't drunk but I ain't sober. Am I still cool?

[4]
Title: Re: Drunk thread - sobriety not allowed
Post by: cesium133 on 05 Jun 2013, 04:37
I think I'm getting too old for the full conference experience...  :psyduck:

(okay, this doesn't exactly fit this thread, but there isn't a dedicated hangover thread...)
Title: Re: Drunk thread - sobriety not allowed
Post by: BeoPuppy on 05 Jun 2013, 04:53
Islay.

/end thread.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Welu on 05 Jun 2013, 14:33
Spent a lot of this week looking for somewhere that sold multipacks of the cider I like then when I finally found one I forgot to buy them. This is a Drunk Pending post.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: nekowafer on 05 Jun 2013, 14:58
I only have alcohol and water left to drink. Guess what I'm going to drink?!

...probably water for now.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Papersatan on 07 Jun 2013, 00:10
Yeah I am.
Many drinks
Karaoke
New friends
A free ride home

Guac and chips and water

Then heartburn and bed

(Im outta my medicine)
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: BeoPuppy on 07 Jun 2013, 01:26
Sheer fucking poetry.
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Post by: ankhtahr on 07 Jun 2013, 20:08
Islay.

Woo!

/end thread.

Booo!

Anyway, I just returned from a party of an old friend of mine. Too many drunks, too loud shitty music. At the end the music got better as more guests left and the host finally put on his own instead of shitty chart music.

I wasn't really drunk, but I wasn't particularly sober as well. I don't know. I'm bad at this whole "human interaction" thing, so I ended up sitting around a lot, looking at the wall. Some wanted me to dance, but I can't dance (well I know the standard dances like Foxtrot, Waltz, Cha Cha, Rumba and such, but I don't know how to move to modern music) and don't feel like it anyway. (Insert "Safety Dance" quote here)

A friend of the host, whom I met at several parties before, offered me a pill later, which I didn't accept, later it turned out all he had was caffeine pills, and he knew that, he just wanted to trick me into believing it was something else (admittedly I did some research about stuff like that a while ago and recognized that the shape and especially the size was unlikely to be "that").

I don't know why I'm telling you all this.

Final conclusion of this evening:
not bad, but not really good either. Simply "meh".
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Loki on 08 Jun 2013, 02:35
I can't dance
/me thinks: I can relate.

Quote
I know the standard dances like Foxtrot, Waltz, Cha Cha, Rumba and such

/me thinks: Oh hush ya  :roll:
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Masterpiece on 08 Jun 2013, 04:09
All the people that say "I can't dance", just move your legs and hips and you'll be fine. Ask Nekowafer
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: ankhtahr on 08 Jun 2013, 04:26
I have no trouble recognising the rhythm or anything, I just don't feel it with most modern club/dance music. Some older stuff gives me a nearly unbearable need to move, like swing and such, also some modern music like hardstyle and hardcore (but dancing to that is mostly punching the air in the rhythm, at least if you're not doing "hakken", jumping (Hardjump) or shuffling to it)
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Post by: RedWolf4 on 08 Jun 2013, 05:04
Y'know, get enough daiquiri's into me and put on Fatboy Slims rendition of Praise You, I may or may not need a wide, clear section of floor in which to act out my vigorous love for that song.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: ankhtahr on 08 Jun 2013, 05:14
Same applies for two friends of mine when you put on some Hardstyle or Drum'n'Bass. They can't keep their feet still.

They're part of this group:
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Thrillho on 08 Jun 2013, 05:38
I woke up slightly hung over and slightly drunk. I am now drifting steadily into just hung over.

Last night was a brilliant night out. I haven't had one like it in a long time.

I'm going to have lunch at the pub  :mrgreen:
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: ankhtahr on 08 Jun 2013, 06:02
I guess I'm lucky then. I was never hungover. Not once. I don't know how that feels, and I'm quite happy about that.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: RedWolf4 on 08 Jun 2013, 06:17
Ahh, the local pub. Ever a good place to cure the hangover. I used to be the go to guy for hangover cure meals in a pub I used to work at. A chorizo and ham hash always settled the job, I found.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Loki on 08 Jun 2013, 12:47
Russian hangover cure: water from pickled cucumbers. Apparently it does something with the electrolytes or something. And, of course, it's fluid.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: cesium133 on 08 Jun 2013, 12:50
Poutine and orange juice seemed to work while I was in Quebec.
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Post by: henri bemis on 08 Jun 2013, 13:00
I've heard pickle juice is good for nausea (and tried it once, successfully, though my desperation may have had a placebo effect - I hate feeling nauseated), so I could see it helping with a hangover.

Mr. Bemis and I just split a bottle of cheap champagne to celebrate the fact that our champagne glasses are clean (well, along with the rest of the kitchen.  It was a project.  I didn't know you could clean behind the stove.  I didn't know there was a 'behind the stove').
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Loki on 08 Jun 2013, 13:08
...you know you now have to clean the champagne glasses again, right? ;)
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: henri bemis on 08 Jun 2013, 13:11
Hush, you!  I'll clean them next year. :laugh:
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Papersatan on 08 Jun 2013, 22:37
I feel like you guys are amateurs.

When you all drunk thread you seem TERRIBLY coherent.

THIS is what drunk posting is.,

The bar has a new waitress so is suuuuuuper cute, but she was nto even m aitress, but if she was, hitting on service staff is hard to do and not be a creep.

ALSO GoT finale tomorrow

ALso, It's the time of drunk night for textign poety! 

Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Nikolai on 08 Jun 2013, 23:15
I'm drinking a Shiner Ruby Redbird right now. It says it's brewed with grapefruit and ginger but all I taste is ginger. The first one I had all I tasted was grapefruit. Either way it's delicious. Yum yuh ym
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Welu on 09 Jun 2013, 04:24
No hangover but very sleepy.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Lines on 09 Jun 2013, 09:30
Last night was my bachelorette party. It was good times. Went to a Mexican restaurant down the road (like, a real one, not an Americanized one) and had a beautifully strong raspberry margarita with dinner. (Even with all my food, I was tipsy when we left.) Then we went back to my house, had a lingerie/Pure Romance party, and then played a drinking game to Dirty Dancing. A few spent the night and I just got home from breakfast and OMG savory breakfasts are the best for post-drinking. I don't have a hangover, just tired, but everything tasted like the best thing ever. Mmm.

Also whipped cream vodka with orange soda is yumtastic.
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Post by: Thrillho on 09 Jun 2013, 11:48
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/966573_338581449605025_1171171376_o.jpg)

This is what Gareth looks like when drunkish.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Loki on 09 Jun 2013, 13:23
The girl at the very right reminds me of someone, but I forgot who.
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Post by: CrowFairy on 09 Jun 2013, 15:30
A young J.K. Rowling?
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Carl-E on 09 Jun 2013, 20:22
My Russian tutor from college, who my roomate wound up dating, marrying, then divorcing.  She remarried a guy disturbingly like me...

My wife and her are still in touch. 



But the resemblance is striking. 
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Thrillho on 10 Jun 2013, 12:27
I've decided to nickname her 'fifth wheel.'
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Carl-E on 10 Jun 2013, 14:41
Even though her blouse matches your friend's shirt? 

(Honestly, based on that alone, I thought they were a couple...)
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Loki on 10 Jun 2013, 14:59
A young J.K. Rowling?


...yes.
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Post by: CrowFairy on 10 Jun 2013, 23:42
As soon as you said she reminded you of someone, that's who I thought of--glad we're on the same page. :-D
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Post by: Thrillho on 11 Jun 2013, 15:53
Went to the pub with new housemates! Spontaneously! Woop woop! Was good fun.
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Post by: Papersatan on 11 Jun 2013, 22:04
BINGO night. Spent too much money.  One of my friends won.  Told the cute waitress her necklace was pretty.... step one!!!  (IT is soooooo hard to hit on service staff and not be creepy, like impossible hard, but I am reeeally drawn to her.  <le sigh> (the necklace really way pretty))  Got pretty drunk, over shared soem things with school friends, not in a need to be ashamed way, but still. 
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Post by: blanktom on 14 Jun 2013, 19:27
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/966573_338581449605025_1171171376_o.jpg)

This is what Gareth looks like when drunkish.

Who is the guy to the left of you? Because HELLO.

ALSO I AM DRUNK WOO.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: nekowafer on 14 Jun 2013, 20:15
I wanna drink but I don't really want to do it alone.
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Post by: Zingoleb on 14 Jun 2013, 20:20
drunk skype?
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Post by: Nikolai on 14 Jun 2013, 20:27
Or drunk Mumble! I am both right now!
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 15 Jun 2013, 11:17
I drank some dutch single malt whiskey yesterday. And it wasn't awful. In fact, it was pretty damn good. Sweet, like licoriche. Pretty awesome.

http://www.zuidam.eu/english/?pagina=home
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Post by: GarandMarine on 15 Jun 2013, 12:46
Dutch hmmm? Interesting.

The Japanese do a pretty damn good whiskey, single malt scotch and other wise.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 15 Jun 2013, 13:55
I tried japanese. Several different ones. Hated it. Now, finnish malt whisky, THAT was great. Tasted like dille. Scotch and dille. I was looking for a smoked salmon throughout the drink.
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Post by: celticgeek on 15 Jun 2013, 15:05
There is a Welsh single malt (http://www.welsh-whisky.co.uk/), but nobody close to me carries it. 
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Post by: Welu on 15 Jun 2013, 15:41
pagina

At 14 seconds.

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Post by: Nikolai on 16 Jun 2013, 19:45
So ever since I moved to Colorado, people have been telling me that I'll get drunk faster due to the higher elevation. Turns out beer doesn't even make me bat an eyelash, but hard liquor...well...that's a whole different pickle.

Also, Maple-Finished Crown is fucking delicious.
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 18 Jun 2013, 13:16
Hey, a question for you fancy-alcohol-liking-types... A friend just got married and they registered for martini glasses and a cocktail shaker (among other things) so I wanted to get those plus a bottle of nice ... something. Gin, I guess, but I don't know if they actually like gin martinis. Any suggestions of gin brands or another liquor?
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Post by: GarandMarine on 18 Jun 2013, 13:18
My friend who drinks gin (as an alcoholic I stick to rum or whiskey) informs me that Plymouth gin is very good.
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Post by: CrowFairy on 18 Jun 2013, 13:20
There was this chocolate cherry liqueur I wanted to try a while back but ended up picking something I knew I liked instead. It looked like it would be really good--maybe give something like it a shot? (Pun sort of intended?)
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Masterpiece on 18 Jun 2013, 13:30
(as an alcoholic I stick to rum or whiskey)
rum is an alcoholics' favourite? hmmm.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 18 Jun 2013, 17:15
Sweet on the tongue and soft on the wallet it's an ideal fix for the true alcoholic!
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Post by: Masterpiece on 18 Jun 2013, 18:01
Rum is the tastiest, I give you that.

...but then I like the Havana Club that's only sold in Cuba... hot stuff!
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 19 Jun 2013, 13:55
I had some excellent gin recently, but never looked at the bottle. First time I drank it pure. Very sippable. I'm looking into it.
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Post by: henri bemis on 19 Jun 2013, 17:03
I don't know much about gin, but a friend of mine likes Hendrick's.  We split a bottle a few years ago, and I quite enjoyed it, though I can't say definitively whether or not that was due to quantity or quality.  We drank a lot of it <_<.  Probably a combination of both, though!
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 19 Jun 2013, 18:28
Ehh the glasses weren't available in store and the party is Friday, so we got them the shaker and a set of tupperware.
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Post by: celticgeek on 19 Jun 2013, 19:26
Went out and drank Guinness tonight.  Also ate an Irish breakfast.  Both were delicious. 
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Post by: henri bemis on 19 Jun 2013, 22:28
The first time I ever felt like a proper adult was when my friend sent me home with some leftovers in her tupperware, and then I cleaned it a returned it like a fucking boss.  Never underestimate tupperware.
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 20 Jun 2013, 00:24
Zuidam Dry Gin. Might be a bit late, but there you go.

It's nice. Go drink.
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 20 Jun 2013, 05:34
This was at Target though, and they have kind of a problem where the same or almost the same thing will be online and in the store, but with different barcodes or something, so even if you get something "from the registry" it doesn't count it. (I believe this is why I got 6 shower curtains at my bridal shower.) In this case, they registered online for a 32-piece set, but the store only had 34-piece sets on the shelf. So who knows how much tupperware they're really going to get!
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Post by: GarandMarine on 20 Jun 2013, 12:46
So damn. Speaking of hangovers you probably do deserve, I certainly rate this one. My head feels like an axe got slammed into it. My blood brother (in the we cut palms, mixed blood and pledged brotherhood sense) came home yesterday, he's fresh out of the Marine Corps so we had something to celebrate.... and some old nightmares to revisit. Did some pretty decent drinking at the house, drank beer and moonshine, ran up a $40 bar tab, (a piece) then we went to hang out with people at a house for apparently 3 hours minus the time it took us to stagger home. I don't remember more then bits and pieces of that, but nice scotch was involved. No throwing up, but fucking hell... that was... more drinking then I've done in a long time or want to ever do again. I think I'm finally slowing down, that mess was called "friday" just a few years ago, I'd wake up and be fine... now... not so much.

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Post by: Carl-E on 20 Jun 2013, 13:53
Water and protien. 


In that order. 
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Post by: Loki on 20 Jun 2013, 13:55
Why in that order?
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Post by: Carl-E on 20 Jun 2013, 13:57
You're less likely to throw up the protein (I recommend eggs, but meats work) after some water.  It slows the digestion some, and the stomach lining could probably use some help. 
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: GarandMarine on 20 Jun 2013, 14:29
Yep. My brother and I have both come to the conclusion we can /never/ do that again.

Getting too damn old to hang with the pups.
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Post by: Nikolai on 20 Jun 2013, 17:25
I've heard bacon sandwiches do miracles for hangovers.
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Post by: Edguy on 20 Jun 2013, 17:59
I just watched Man of Steel. Then I drank booze. Both were awesome.
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Post by: Papersatan on 21 Jun 2013, 00:11
When you are sooooo drunk, and across all your platforms for interaction, no one wants to talk to you. :(


Even posting here, I had to open a diff browser, cause it kept crashing.

Bloo bloo bloo
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Post by: Papersatan on 21 Jun 2013, 00:14
Whining works! (yet again)   Post here, my facebook bleep bleeps!
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Post by: Loki on 21 Jun 2013, 12:41
Woohoo free booze paid by university because today's graduation day!
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Post by: nekowafer on 21 Jun 2013, 18:27
My internet is being stupid and I had funny things to say when I was tipsy but I am no longer tipsy. No fun.
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Post by: Papersatan on 22 Jun 2013, 00:26
IamPAST Tipsy!

have to figure out how i am getting my car tomorrow.   prolly by taking a mile long walk :/ 

Oh well! happy SUMMER!
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Post by: Thrillho on 23 Jun 2013, 14:08
Jesus fucking Christ I went out last night at 7pm and I went to bed at 1pm. I don't think my brain is in here any more.
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Post by: cesium133 on 23 Jun 2013, 14:11
Woohoo free booze paid by university because today's graduation day!
Here the university is giving free beer to grad students and holding a trivia contest tomorrow... but it's at 5 PM when my advisor would never let me out of the lab...
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Post by: Papersatan on 23 Jun 2013, 14:32
Even if you explain that networking with other graduate students is an important part of grad school?
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Post by: cesium133 on 23 Jun 2013, 14:53
Getting data is more important than networking.
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Post by: KingOfIreland on 23 Jun 2013, 17:36
Got dumped, she has a new boyfriend already, was convinced (partly by her) that she was the one, drinking.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Carl-E on 23 Jun 2013, 17:38
Are you drinking with a buddy? 


Don't go there alone. 
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Post by: KingOfIreland on 23 Jun 2013, 17:41
fuck no, it's the exam period. I've got through three exams which I think I've passed and I have another in three days which is music history.

Oh by the way in case anyone had not noticed I'm Tuathal and fuck me, I'm back at university and actually doing some work at it. Thank christ.
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Post by: KingOfIreland on 23 Jun 2013, 17:42
So all in all considering I thought she was the one and I got totally codependent on her, I thibk overall this was pretty damn good and I'm doing kay.
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Post by: KingOfIreland on 23 Jun 2013, 17:57
Also music history is taught by this rad professor who has taught me fucking tons avbout compositional structur e and influenced so fucking much of what I've written over the last six moneths or tried to at least

Anyway I fucking love this dude, he's awesome. Also friends are good and jammng with my dad is awesome and I don't fucking have anthing to miss about that bitch at all
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Post by: Carl-E on 23 Jun 2013, 18:14
Welll, good on ya!  It sounded like you were n for a serious bout, in which case it's definitely better to drink with someone around, if only to hold your head up out of the toilet later...
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Post by: KingOfIreland on 23 Jun 2013, 18:23
I was in a good place befoer earlier on, I was mentally fairly accepting of the situation, til I suddenly saw the 'has a new boyfriedn' thing and then I got pissed off
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Post by: Masterpiece on 24 Jun 2013, 10:06
I just found Videos of mine where I'm clearly drunk... and making an ass of myself
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Post by: Carl-E on 24 Jun 2013, 14:37
Post 'em!  We need a laugh!   :evil:
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Post by: nekowafer on 24 Jun 2013, 15:35
Yesssss doooooo iiiiiiit
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Post by: Masterpiece on 24 Jun 2013, 17:00
I really don't think I want you to see them. Besides, I have friends in the videos and they asked not to be posed online.
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Post by: nekowafer on 04 Jul 2013, 21:11
Can I be high in here? Is it called being high if it's pain pills? I don't know. I feel wiggly.
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Post by: celticgeek on 04 Jul 2013, 21:17
I gyd yn bobl sy'n teimlo wiglog croeso yma. 

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Post by: nekowafer on 04 Jul 2013, 21:25
English! I tried to read that backwards. It didn't work.
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Post by: celticgeek on 04 Jul 2013, 21:32
All people who feel wiggly are welcome here.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 04 Jul 2013, 23:34
Yep. My brother and I have both come to the conclusion we can /never/ do that again.

Getting too damn old to hang with the pups.

To update this. I actually temporarily fucked up my sense of TASTE! What the FUCK!? I have NEVER had that happen before and I've been drinking like a fish since I was 15.
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Post by: Thrillho on 05 Jul 2013, 00:05
So hung over. Went to the pub. Did the pub quiz. Called our team David Schwimmer. Now have to go to work. Sigh.
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Post by: Papersatan on 05 Jul 2013, 00:41
How to celebrate the USA>   
6 parts rum
4 parts fireworks
2 parts smoking
100 parts happy.
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Post by: Loki on 05 Jul 2013, 05:36
Can we also post here if we had 4 hours of sleep within the last. damn. my brain is not working. I got up at 7 am yesterday. now it's 14.30 today. I slept 4 hours inbetween. I slept fout hours in the last 31.5 hours. right.

I mean there is gotta be some provision that allows this to count as a hangover. May the mods have mercy on me.
Also I cannot think straight which is transitively equivalent to being high on something maybe?
I will stop saying words.
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Post by: ankhtahr on 05 Jul 2013, 06:55
Puny mortal! In school I once had to finish a ten page report for the next day, after having slept only 4 hours the day before. When I had finished the report I had an hour and a half left before I had to get up to school. Three days with 5.5 hours of sleep. Damn was I confused that day, I could barely speak, let alone be understood…
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Post by: nekowafer on 05 Jul 2013, 09:46
All people who feel wiggly are welcome here.

Oh okay! <3
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Post by: Patrick on 05 Jul 2013, 10:32
Yesterday I hung out with the same purdy gal I kicked it with at Pride. We drank and smoked. There were water balloons and swimsuits involved. Holy shit I have never enjoyed so much eye candy in my life.

I woke up still drunk.
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Post by: Thrillho on 05 Jul 2013, 11:29
Work surprised us with free wine at lunch. It is half past seven in the evening and I am seven drinks deep at least. FUCK ME
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Post by: Carl-E on 05 Jul 2013, 16:15
Is that an exclamation, or a request? 
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Post by: Loki on 06 Jul 2013, 12:22
Why not both?

I remember my first all-nighter (not counting the ones I had to pull for medical examinations). It was for a paper as well (I suspect the same kind as with ankh. Facharbeit?) Good thing I only had two hours or so of lessons that day, and it was Friday. Came home, slept the sleep of the just.
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Post by: ankhtahr on 06 Jul 2013, 12:35
That was actually a report about a two week work experience we had to do for school.

We didn't really have "Facharbeiten", we had "Klausurersatzleistungen" (exam replacement papers), and we had to do two of them. I had to do one of these in one day as well, because my teacher told me that I would only have to turn in my structure at the first deadline. Well, a day before the deadline he told me that I have to turn in the whole ten page paper the next day. Incidentally the day he told me was my 18th birthday, so I had to work my whole birthday through.

I still haven't celebrated my 18th birthday…
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Post by: Loki on 06 Jul 2013, 13:22
If I ever meet you, we'll celebrate your 18th birthday.
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Post by: Thrillho on 06 Jul 2013, 14:42
Why not both?

This guy right here, this is the guy.
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Post by: henri bemis on 07 Jul 2013, 00:56
Vodka and grapefruit juice,
stick it in a mug!
Top it off with seltzer
then chug, chug, chug!

WOOOOO.
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Post by: RedWolf4 on 07 Jul 2013, 02:59
How uncouth.

*SIps from a beer helmet.*
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Post by: nekowafer on 13 Jul 2013, 19:33
I'm vrrrrrry high also butts
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Post by: Papersatan on 13 Jul 2013, 20:03
butts.

Be-utts.
Buh-ts
But-sssss
BUTTS!
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Post by: henri bemis on 13 Jul 2013, 20:25
Late last night, I peed in the backyard while I was out for a cigarette because I was a bit drunk and too lazy to go upstairs to the bathroom.  Found out today that my dad has security cameras all around the house.  I doubt he checks them unless something happens, but still.  I hope my butt was not caught on camera  :oops:.
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Post by: nekowafer on 13 Jul 2013, 20:33
There's a half naked boy next to me a d I keep tickling him ans I'm making fart sounds and basically I need to be highhmore often be ause it makes me hapy
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Post by: nekowafer on 13 Jul 2013, 21:07
Oh wait I forgot I posted here again alreadfy. Wait I was gonna say something and I forgot. Oh oh my butt is jiggly that was it
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Post by: cesium133 on 13 Jul 2013, 21:16
Late last night, I peed in the backyard while I was out for a cigarette because I was a bit drunk and too lazy to go upstairs to the bathroom.  Found out today that my dad has security cameras all around the house.  I doubt he checks them unless something happens, but still.  I hope my butt was not caught on camera  :oops:.
There are some creepy websites out there that would pay for that video, but I doubt your dad would do that to you.  :roll:
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Post by: henri bemis on 13 Jul 2013, 22:01
Ha, he totally wouldn't.  I just don't want him to know.  He's a bit Hank Hill about his lawn.
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Post by: cesium133 on 13 Jul 2013, 22:08
I just had an image in my head of Boomhower pointing out a dead spot in the lawn to Hank Hill...
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Post by: ankhtahr on 14 Jul 2013, 16:39
Returned from party at a friend's garden today. Probably the only female I'd classify as "friend", and that's only because she's so incredibly open to everyone and simply started inviting me to every party she's throwing.

Slightly drunk. Had a few glasses of Bourbon. Bourbon is nice enough if you don't want to get drunk of your more expensive Scotch.

Hit exactly the right spot with drinking. Didn't drink enough to get melancholic. Good thing that. Felt a slight moment of melancholy coming over me, was able to avert it quickly.

Tend to leave out the "I" when slightly drunk.

Going to another party on Wednesday. Probably the last time I'll see many of my "extended" circle of friends before moving away. Makes me slightly sad. Won't drink there. Driving lesson the day after. (Woohoo!)
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Post by: Loki on 14 Jul 2013, 16:48
Friends are fun
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Post by: henri bemis on 15 Jul 2013, 02:38
Oooooh, how I wish I were a beetle!
I wouldn't have this silly fear of needles
stoic, quite of insect kind,
I surely wouldn't lose my mind,
every time my blood was drawn by people!

Though maybe a vampire bat
would have my pants thoroughly shat
if it landed on my neck
and sucked my blooooooood.

I get drunk and make up songy poems.  shut up.  I post in this thread too much.
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Post by: Loki on 15 Jul 2013, 02:42
Haha :D

Well, chances are you are a secret beetle!
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Post by: Usurpatore Hominum LXVI on 15 Jul 2013, 03:03
All I can afford is Country Club. Man, rent and bills suck.

Well, least I've got some right now.
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Post by: Zingoleb on 18 Jul 2013, 20:54
apparenlt twelve tshots is where ou corss ove from 'hero of time't o puking on the floor oops
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Post by: Loki on 18 Jul 2013, 22:48
For anyone as confused as me: "ou corss ove" := "you cross over".
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Post by: Masterpiece on 18 Jul 2013, 23:56
apparenlt twelve tshots is where ou corss ove from 'hero of time't o puking on the floor oops

cute :) do yourself a favor and drink plenty of water.
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Post by: RedWolf4 on 19 Jul 2013, 04:39
You know, my flatmate may be a an ignorantly racist bastard, but damn me if he isn't generous with his beer.
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Post by: Thrillho on 20 Jul 2013, 14:59
One of my friends took ketamine last night.

She was feeling a little hoarse today.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Post by: Papersatan on 21 Jul 2013, 00:07
Mistakes:   entering a facebook discussion on race when drunk.

Prepare for shit storm tomorrow. 

It's on a grad school friends' wall in response to another grad school friend's reply


I think I was ok


We will see.
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Post by: nekowafer on 21 Jul 2013, 01:01
IT'S HIGH TIME FOR WEED YOU GUYS
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Post by: Loki on 21 Jul 2013, 01:27
Apparently you taking weed leads me to making rush decisions. Who knew? ;)
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Post by: nekowafer on 21 Jul 2013, 02:57
I wonder what will happen the next time I smoke
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Post by: Thrillho on 21 Jul 2013, 04:12
Weed is by far the best drug ever.
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Post by: cesium133 on 21 Jul 2013, 07:41
Mistakes:   entering a facebook discussion on race when drunk.

Prepare for shit storm tomorrow. 

It's on a grad school friends' wall in response to another grad school friend's reply


I think I was ok


We will see.
Mistakes:   entering a facebook discussion on race whether or not you're drunk.
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Post by: Papersatan on 25 Jul 2013, 23:47
DRNK

My phone buzzed to tell me a girl was checking me out on Okc.  Drunk me messaged her all drunk like.


then I wrote again to appoligize for beign drunk and messaging.


Then seh wrote me back an said it was ok, and engaged!  WOOOP



(She's cute)
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Post by: Valdís on 27 Jul 2013, 15:25
Alcohol is weird and I'm not used to it
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Post by: Thrillho on 27 Jul 2013, 15:53
Go slow then, babes. It takes up to an hour to hit your system.
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Post by: ackblom12 on 27 Jul 2013, 15:57
Speaking of alcohol, I should open a bottle of Bourbon tonight.
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Post by: ankhtahr on 06 Aug 2013, 16:45
Been a long time since I had a beer.

Had about three now. Not drunk, but feeling something.

Confirmed that I like the beers of the Flensburger brewery.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 06 Aug 2013, 23:01
Why are you drinking?
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Post by: ankhtahr on 07 Aug 2013, 03:38
A friend of mine texted me to come over to the pub. Wasn't a bad night, had no negative feelings like I often have when drinking.
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Post by: Carl-E on 07 Aug 2013, 22:42
That's progress, isn't it? 
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Post by: Loki on 08 Aug 2013, 10:34
Had about three now. Not drunk, but feeling something.

I wish I could hold my liquor like you  :roll: A few days ago, a beer and a cocktail was enough to send me slightly swaying. And I had eaten before that, too.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 08 Aug 2013, 11:04
Well mixing beer with cocktails is always bound to end unexpectedly. And swaying slightly is still an expected side-effect of alcohol consumption. What cocktail was it?
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Post by: Loki on 08 Aug 2013, 16:23
It was called Deja Vu and had about the color scheme of a Tequila Sunrise and about the same taste, except better. I don't know what was in it, and the Internet keeps giving me conflicting recipes. (It was most certainly not the vodka+root beer recipe I get as the first hit).
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Post by: ankhtahr on 08 Aug 2013, 19:32
Well, today was an interesting night. I think I've sobered up completely by now, but I'll post it in this thread anyway.

This evening a friend of mine held a farewell party. She'll move to Denmark this weekend, so she wanted to say goodbye to everyone. There were far less people than I expected (basically 4 people other than her and me). Was a funny evening, drank a little bit of bourbon, but hold back, because I know how I react on more than a bit of alcohol. About at eleven the other girl who was there convinced us to go to a club. I don't have much experience in clubbing, but what the experience I have is rather negative. Because of that I was a bit hesitant, but seeing how good this evening has been to that point I decided to tag along. When we arrived the place was almost empty. It was a small club, with a rather unique interior. Everything was made to look "maritime". Anyway, as we entered Indie Rock was playing. We went close to the bar, bought us something to drink (by that time I had completely stopped drinking alcoholic beverages) and enjoyed the music. I felt slightly reminded of this comic (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=141). The music made me smile. Later the club got pretty crowded, but I could handle it. I kept to my friends and everything was fine. Some of our group left at 1am, I stayed till 3am, with a good friend of mine.
While the music didn't stay as good as it was at the beginning (they soon went over to 80s/early 90s music, then to more mainstream dance music (which is not exactly my favourite genre), and at last back to more Indie Rock) it was much more enjoyable than at the other clubs I've went to. I even managed to dance quite a lot. I still feel like it looked like Marten (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2052), but I kept my arms lower and my feeling for rhythms is quite good (I even noticed that a song that played short before we left was written in a 7/8th rhythm), so I don't think I was as bad as him.

While I feel like my muscles will be quite sore tomorrow, I was having fun today. Which is something notable for me. Especially when it was in a club.
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Post by: Carl-E on 09 Aug 2013, 08:31
Awww, our little crab is coming out of his shell!


Wait, that's a really bad metaphor...
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Post by: Redball on 09 Aug 2013, 10:00
Aren't you supposed to come up with a really good one? Something like caterpillar to butterfly?
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Post by: Loki on 09 Aug 2013, 13:28
Our butterfly is coming out of his caterpillar, and the world is his oyster.
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Post by: Welu on 09 Aug 2013, 13:30
I spent earlier drinking and putting glitter in water. Now I'm out of alcohol but thankfully I still have my glitter jar.
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 09 Aug 2013, 17:07
That's better than drinking the glitter. Given how it sticks everywhere, you'd be shitting sparkles for years.

Two months of not drinking (not that it did any good) can really destroy your tolerance. Woooooooo.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 10 Aug 2013, 05:13
I'm just glad ankhtahr is having fun socializing.
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 10 Aug 2013, 06:36
That's better than drinking the glitter. Given how it sticks everywhere, you'd be shitting sparkles for years.

Two months of not drinking (not that it did any good) can really destroy your tolerance. Woooooooo.

That would be a fun thing to do before going to the doc.

"Why is this stool sample shiny?  :psyduck:"
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Post by: Loki on 10 Aug 2013, 07:30
Because girls poop glitter and fart butterflies. Duh.
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Post by: Kugai on 10 Aug 2013, 14:30
I have two cans of Guinniss left
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Post by: cesium133 on 10 Aug 2013, 15:31
I just saw my roommate hang up one of those stupid beer posters. I've never seen anyone over the age of 21 who still had one of those...
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Post by: Redball on 10 Aug 2013, 16:18
I brought back four beer calendars from India in 1968. They still hang on my living room wall, minus the dates, of course.
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Post by: cesium133 on 10 Aug 2013, 16:36
To make it clear what I'm referring to, here's the poster he put up:

(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Carl-E on 10 Aug 2013, 16:57
I thought you meant Budweiser chicks or something. 

Not a freakin' flowchart
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Post by: nekowafer on 10 Aug 2013, 19:12
GUYS. Red velvet pancakes are fucking AMAZING.
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Post by: Loki on 11 Aug 2013, 00:28
I thought you meant Budweiser chicks or something. 

Not a freakin' flowchart.

Same.

...I feel compelled to point out this thing doesn't use proper flowchart notation and I'm relatively sure there's only supposed to be only one of each final states.
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Post by: Carl-E on 11 Aug 2013, 08:26
Well, it's a drunken flowchart.  Allowances need to be made. 
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Post by: cesium133 on 11 Aug 2013, 09:10
I've seen plenty of people over the age of 21 with Budweiser chick posters. I've never seen someone over the age of 21 with a poster like this (or, for example, the "periodic table of shots" poster).
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Post by: Masterpiece on 12 Aug 2013, 02:37
I'm lying on my sofa with a horrible hangover. My best mate is visiting my summer house and I thought we'd hit the shit together. Now he's making fun of my horrible toxic hangover farts.
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Post by: Thrillho on 12 Aug 2013, 10:03
...I think that poster's pretty harmless and funny.
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Post by: Barmymoo on 12 Aug 2013, 10:58
Tangentially relevant (found due to following the links in Anktahr's post): where is the stem of the wine glass Hanners is holding? (http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=2056)
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 12 Aug 2013, 11:01
I just assumed it was a tumbler.
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Post by: celticgeek on 12 Aug 2013, 11:03
Stemless wine glasses (http://www.potterybarn.com/products/2313435/?catalogId=30&srccode=cii_5784816&cpncode=30-242744484-2&bnrid=3382506&cm_ven=Yahoo+Shopping&cm_cat=Shopping&cm_pla=Feed&cm_ite=Yahoo+Shopping)
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Post by: Barmymoo on 12 Aug 2013, 11:24
why
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Post by: celticgeek on 12 Aug 2013, 11:27
No clue, really.  I think they are just an attempt to get people to buy new sets of wine glasses, for the novelty of it.
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 14 Aug 2013, 12:46
Me either, but I own some (wedding gift) and the only thing they ever got used for was, Robert used to drink milk from them because they were the biggest cups we had. I finally got some extra large plastic cups because they were a pain in the ass to wash and then he broke one. For wine (which is rarely) I got a dozen mismatched glasses at a yard sale.
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Post by: Loki on 16 Aug 2013, 15:40
Dear tomorrow me,

I sincerely apologize for the headache you are going to have when you wake up at half eight.

It seemed like a good idea at the time.

Lovingly,

today me

PS: wanna hook up?
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Post by: Masterpiece on 18 Aug 2013, 02:23
Dear me,

remember to thank Melissa for that AMAZING night yesterday. Try to ignore the pain... This time it was seriously worth it.

But on another note, please don't dream shit like the stuff you dreamed today.
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Post by: Thrillho on 18 Aug 2013, 07:07
PS: wanna hook up?

AND SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BONER
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Post by: Loki on 18 Aug 2013, 08:49
Shush, I was talking to myself.
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Post by: Welu on 18 Aug 2013, 13:49
I like cider.
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Post by: Kugai on 18 Aug 2013, 16:05
Shush, I was talking to myself.

Careful, you may start answering yourself.

First sign that.
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Post by: Grognard on 18 Aug 2013, 18:52
Redd's Apple Ale is terrible.

AppleJack is very nice.

shine makes all the pain go away.

I'm gonna be a PITA tomorrow.
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Post by: Carl-E on 18 Aug 2013, 20:32
Redd's Apple Ale is terrible.

I tell this to anyone who'll listen. 


And people still buy it.   :?
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Post by: Loki on 18 Aug 2013, 22:13
Shush, I was talking to myself.

Careful, you may start answering yourself.

First sign that.

we will not listen to him

shhh, it's alright, isn't it?

Yes. It Is.
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Post by: pwhodges on 22 Aug 2013, 16:47
I am seriously drunk. Please take any recent posts with this in mind.
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Post by: Papersatan on 22 Aug 2013, 17:15
tee hee hee
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Post by: Loki on 22 Aug 2013, 17:37
I am seriously drunk. Please take any recent posts with this in mind.

You only did one before that^^ Is something the matter?
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Post by: cesium133 on 22 Aug 2013, 22:23
We got our asses handed to us at bar trivia tonight. Plus, our team name "Free Chelsea Manning" didn't go over so well...
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Post by: Carl-E on 23 Aug 2013, 08:29
I am seriously drunk. Please take any recent posts with this in mind.

You only did one before that^^ Is something the matter?


Naaaah, he's on vacation. 
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Post by: Skewbrow on 23 Aug 2013, 11:19
Paul should modify the forum software while drunk. Just for the LOLs. Remember to take a back up. Before you make any modifications. Checks the shelf. Still a few fingers of quarter cask Laphroaig there. It's Friday night...

Edit: ... and it turned out to be just two frigging fingers worth. Mah eyesight ain't whaddit used to be. :cry:
Need to let this dude entertain me  (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6rBwqrMvgE) for a while. Then switch to Miles Davis and friends high as hell on Isle of Wight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmJwV3Xkl8M).
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Post by: pwhodges on 23 Aug 2013, 11:41
Trying to make new mods while drunk has led to a need for several corrections...

And yes, although I'm long back from my main vacation in Italy, I'm having a long weekend away for the bank holiday, with friends near Manchester;  friends who know how to pour drink (mostly whisky for me, it seems).

(Shamefully, my browser's spell-checker tried to change whisky to whiskey - bah!)
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 23 Aug 2013, 16:16
wheee I was super angry at work today but I came home in a good mood but we're drinking anywayyyy
because it's Fridayyyyy
Fridayyyy
(sorry)
(it's in my head now too)
(if that makes it any better)
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Post by: Kugai on 23 Aug 2013, 16:25
No
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 23 Aug 2013, 16:30
Also that's a lie, it turns out it's not stuck in my head. Not yet at least. But you're welcome. Have a good night!
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Post by: Kugai on 23 Aug 2013, 16:41
 :psyduck:
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Post by: CrowFairy on 28 Aug 2013, 23:16
Kahluaaaaa
+
milk
=
:-D :-D :-D

Actually, I barely had any today. But I did a few days ago, and my boyfriend took my braid and was hitting me in the face with it. "You can't run away from your own hair!" Tipsy me obviously had no idea how to deal with this.

The next day, I was sitting in class, listening to the professor yammer about what we're going to be doing this semester. And then I remembered about the hair thing and understood that all I would have had to do was move away from my boyfriend. And I heard his voice in my head. "You can't run away from your own hair..." Rarely have I had to have that much restraint in a classroom setting. I was covering my mouth and trying very, very hard not to laugh.
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Post by: Kugai on 29 Aug 2013, 14:40
Guinness.

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Post by: Blood-Tree on 30 Aug 2013, 16:00
It's the final day of August and the end of Rosé season is nigh.

I'm not sure I can deal with this. I'm not sure of anything right now.
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Post by: Skewbrow on 31 Aug 2013, 12:47
I restocked yesterday. Decided to try 16 year old Lagavulin for a change. A bit pricy, but I worked hard this week, so...

Kippis!

Hmm. Expected something closer to Talisker or Laphroaig. The aftertaste is a bit more ... mellow. Gonna cherish this one slowly.
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Post by: pwhodges on 31 Aug 2013, 12:48
Mmm - my favourite of all.
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Post by: Papersatan on 31 Aug 2013, 22:11
Out drunk with school friends. Ijuzt bought tickets to see Dave.  Chapl and flight of the choncords.  TOMORROW.  SO EXCITE.
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Post by: ChaoSera on 04 Sep 2013, 19:35
Went out with friends and stayed a liiiittle longer and drunk a tiny bit more than I planned to. Gotta be at work in about 4 and a half hours. Who cares. Gonna stay home. I'm going to bed. Good night.
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Post by: Loki on 05 Sep 2013, 11:56
Dear tomorrow undrunk me: Remember to do the following.

* Ask Woodstock how likely and why.
* Ask Angel what.
* Angel should talk with Comet and Concorde.
* Steer clear of the Priestes.. you don't want trouble with the the Hopping Hare.

Keep an eye on the Madman.

Oh, and you should probably figure out what you want from the +1.

The plan sounds less spectacular than half an hour ago.  Maybe I should keep drinking to make more plans.

Also, check your favbar.

Oh, I remembered: Talk to Sunshine! She might know what to do. Yes. That was it.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 08 Sep 2013, 02:43
Was at a wedding yesterday. Got fairly drunk.
Posted a picture of wedding me on the pictures thread.
Talked a bunch and made people laugh and got others (my sister) annoyed.
Now it's the day after and I'm living up to my avatar subtitle...
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 08 Sep 2013, 03:02
Scrabble hacker?
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Post by: Masterpiece on 08 Sep 2013, 09:26
Toxic hangover farts.
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Post by: Kugai on 08 Sep 2013, 16:30
*Hands out HazMat Suits*
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Post by: Carl-E on 09 Sep 2013, 14:01
Something in you must just love the alcohol. 
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Post by: Lupercal on 09 Sep 2013, 14:39
Seconded, nothing worse than cigarillo mouth and a bed that smells like you had sex with Chewbacca in it.
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Post by: Loki on 09 Sep 2013, 15:19
People willing to have sex with Chewbacca probably aren't bothered by the aftersmell.
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Post by: Nikolai on 09 Sep 2013, 19:40
Conducting an experiment to deduce why I wind up with a hangover before a buzz. I think I need more beer.
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Post by: Carl-E on 09 Sep 2013, 20:07
You shouldn't be getting a hangover while you're still drinking.  Is it a headache?  What are you drinking? 

Apparently, there's a fair portion of the population that's sensitive to hops, and certain beers give them a headache as soon as they start drinking them.  You may want to switch to a less hoppy beer...
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Post by: RedWolf4 on 13 Sep 2013, 04:36
Yeah, beer headaches can totally suck. I know a guy who would give himself massive migraines during and after nights out. Kinda why I'm a liqour person. Not that I don't love a good beer, I'm just wary.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: bainidhe_dub on 13 Sep 2013, 17:19
Slightly disappointing/uncomfortable drunken thoughts:

I may have lost out on making/furthering a [professional] friendship by declining to go to Starbucks with a girl from my class after lunch. I have decided, tomorrow I won't get an energy drink at lunch and will get coffee if she suggests it. I have been rather bad/unsuccessful at quote-unquote (maybe no quotes at all?) networking at these classes.

I'm pretty sure I do have a "type" after all, and it's not my husband, it's skinny scruffy big nosed guys, like the one who's been sitting next to me in class this week, and also my best guy friend from high school.

Please pardon the million.5 different kinds of (fuck what is the WORD all the quotes and parenthesis and shit).
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Masterpiece on 13 Sep 2013, 17:50
So I'm drunk

I'm drunk after six weeks of partial and almost complete abstinence

and I'm freaking out

but I have no idea why
and I don't want to freak out
I'm freaking out because
this does not belong in the drunk thread
but in the confession thread
or anxiety thread
which are both not public.
I'm also freaking out because
I sent a friend a Skype video message
about his birthday
and I said I'm drunk
and he's gonna freak out
and I also talked about my orgasm issue
which shouldn't be public at all
why am I doing this
why am I drinking at all
why are girls not into me
why am I fat and an asshole
why am I dancing when nobody is dancing with me
why am I sending birthday messages
why am I feeling awkward
why am I talking to you guys
why am I here
why do I even bother
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Nikolai on 13 Sep 2013, 18:00
You shouldn't be getting a hangover while you're still drinking.  Is it a headache?  What are you drinking? 

Apparently, there's a fair portion of the population that's sensitive to hops, and certain beers give them a headache as soon as they start drinking them.  You may want to switch to a less hoppy beer...

In that case, it was Coors Banquet. I've noticed it with that, and Coors Light as well. Which is unfortunate, because Colorado loyalty and all that good stuff.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: cesium133 on 13 Sep 2013, 19:02
I get headaches from some types of beer, mostly crappy ones. Every time I've drank Keystone Light (hey, it was free, so why not...), I've gotten a headache before even getting a buzz from it.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: ackblom12 on 13 Sep 2013, 19:04
I actually am a bit curious why certain liquors (beer and spirits both) have different affects on people. Not necessarily on how quick they get drunk, but stuff like hangovers, headaches, nausea etc.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Carl-E on 13 Sep 2013, 20:13
In a lot of cases, it's a sensitivity to certain ingredients.  I know several people who get headaches with Coors light (and Coors, too, I suppose) and drink Miller Lite instead.  My wife is one, and I've met a few at the Beer Barn, all with the same complaint, which makes me pretty sure it's something in the beer. 

I think it's the hops, because that's one of the least-processed ingredients.  But I don't really have any evidence. 


So I'm drunk

...

this does not belong in the drunk thread

Yes, it does.  You're fine here. 

Quote
and I also talked about my orgasm issue
which shouldn't be public at all

You're among friends here, it's OK. 

Quote
why are girls not into me
why am I fat and an asshole

Stop that.  I'm a fat asshole.  It's my profession.  Quit trying to muscle in on my territory. 

Quote
why am I dancing when nobody is dancing with me

Because you can.  And whenever you can, you should.  Dancing is your body telling the world how happy it is.  Start listening to it more. 

Quote
why am I feeling awkward

Because you're still young.  When you get older, it doesn't go away, you just care less. 

Quote
why am I talking to you guys
why am I here


Because you know we can handle it when you can't. 

Quote
why do I even bother

See above. 


And stop being so damn hard on yourself.  You're a good kid - in the end, none of the other crap really matters. 
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: nekowafer on 13 Sep 2013, 20:37
Masterpiece: lots of love and hugs. You know you can talk to me about anything.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Loki on 16 Sep 2013, 23:06
Ohwow. I somehow completely missed this post. Brohugs, Masterpiece.

My dear head,
my sincere apologies for what happened yesterday.


(It will happen again, though).
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Grognard on 17 Sep 2013, 08:41
Stop that.  I'm a fat asshole.  It's my profession.  Quit trying to muscle in on my territory. 

You can't have all that territory to yourself.  I'm subleting this 6x6 area around myself.
But either way, MASTERPIECE: he IS right: don't hog the glory.

And stop being so damn hard on yourself.  You're a good kid - in the end, none of the other crap really matters.

MASTERPIECE: ol' Carl-E is right. Don't grind yourself for being a good guy.  Sometimes, good guys do finish last for the day.
But in the end, for all the people who matter to you: You will be on top of the pile.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Loki on 17 Sep 2013, 12:37
...did you just manage to substitute an orgy as a metaphor for life
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Grognard on 17 Sep 2013, 12:41
um.  :-o  not intentionally.  :angel: really.

but that is funny as all get out.   :-D
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Masterpiece on 18 Sep 2013, 19:10
If what they say is true
You are a shadow in the fourth dimension
To float away with you
We see the corners where nothing happens
While we drifted we were one
Ceilings lifted walls were gone
You speak the language of the breeze
All your leaves were meant for me
The love that every person wants to be
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: BeoPuppy on 19 Sep 2013, 01:44
[...]
Stop that.  I'm a fat asshole.  It's my profession.  Quit trying to muscle in on my territory. 
[...]
No, I'M a fat asshole!
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Loki on 19 Sep 2013, 04:28
I, on the other hand, am Spartacus.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: BeoPuppy on 19 Sep 2013, 06:30
So, a thin asshole?
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Nikolai on 19 Sep 2013, 23:23
I just texted half of my contact list asking them to talk me out of shooting 5oz of vodka, with a 2 minute deadline. Nobody replied.



WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Thrillho on 21 Sep 2013, 15:51
I am most of a bottle of cheap whiskey drink and am not nearly drunk enough for that proportion of drinking  :psyduck:
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Papersatan on 21 Sep 2013, 23:39
aaawwww yeah
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: ackblom12 on 21 Sep 2013, 23:44
Every night should be $1.50 well drinks.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: ankhtahr on 27 Sep 2013, 22:00
I just returned from a birthday party of a friend. He had the best rum I've ever tasted. That stuff was so absolutely amazing. Then I got a little drunk from a cheap rye whiskey.

He is significantly older than me, he's currently working on his bachelor thesis, so most of his friends who attended the party are older as well. It feels incredibly strange to be amidst a group of people you don't consider so much older than you, and listen to them talk about their friends who are married and with children already.

It was a very strange feeling saying goodbye to the guy. Moving away from all your friends is scary.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Loki on 27 Sep 2013, 22:40
Eh, imho Bachelor age (about 22 or 23) is still too young for children. Not that I don't know one or two couples who are are married or with children, mind, but in the case of one couple, it was an accident.




The child, not the mawwage.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: pwhodges on 28 Sep 2013, 00:33
I was 24 when my first child was born; but I already had a four-year-old step-child.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Barmymoo on 28 Sep 2013, 00:55
There's a girl on my course who is either 19 or 21 (I've heard varying reports) who is married with a baby. I don't think it's too young, although maybe for some people it would be. Equally some people are still too young at 41.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Metope on 28 Sep 2013, 03:29
Thanks to Facebook, I know a lot of the people I went to high school with have kids now (we're all 24/25), a lot of them even have two or excepting their second soon. I have to admit when I first saw that some of them were pregnant a few years ago, I went 'uh oh', but looking at photos and hearing things from mutual friends, the kids all seem very happy, their parents love them and it seems to be going well for everyone. A girl in my brother's year had a kid when she was I dunno, 16/17, and while that wasn't exactly planned she seems like a great mother and role model for her daughter, she's even been in the paper quite a bit writing about what it's like to have a child while doing part time uni. Of course people this young won't have a lot of life experience and insight that older parents might have, but that doesn't meant they're not good parents. If you have your first kid at 21 or 35, it's still your first experience as a parent, and how it goes depends more on the person than their age, I think.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: ankhtahr on 28 Sep 2013, 03:42
After having woken up now I definitely am of the opinion, that I shouldn't cycle anymore when I'm tipsy. I wasn't having any trouble cycling in a straight line, and I was definitely under the official limit for drunk cycling, but I tend to cycle much faster/with more power than I usually do, so my fucking legs are aching now.

At least I'm not hungover.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: GarandMarine on 28 Sep 2013, 04:18
So, a thin asshole?

You rang? Not that I'm slender or anything but fat I am not. Average asshole perhaps?

Every night should be $1.50 well drinks.

Amen. There was a bar back CO that had... yeah I think it was Thursday night free well drinks with cover starting at 1900 and going to 2200. It was a pleasure to drink my cover back and then some even though I normally hate night clubs.

I just texted half of my contact list asking them to talk me out of shooting 5oz of vodka, with a 2 minute deadline. Nobody replied.



WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Dude. If I did that half of the people I contacted would respond "Why wouldn't you?" and the other half "What? Only one? The fuck's wrong with you? Do at least two you candy ass bitch"

and that's just my female friends XD
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: BeoPuppy on 28 Sep 2013, 09:24
You're a lot but 'average' is not a word I'd consider.

Took possession of a new bottle of bowmore. Bowmore 100 degrees proof. It looks ... Nice.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Lupercal on 28 Sep 2013, 15:11
I now remember why I don't ever go to clubs, because cunts hang out there. Also it gets expensive after midnight.

Seriously, last night was some sort of freak show of twats. Both in the sense of the patrons and the poor girls who have to work there, in hideously revealing outfits (short skirts, shirts that are tied up around their midriff and don't cover their push-up bras, etc). Some prick asked me if I was the "gay best friend" of some girls, two of which were my friends, one of which was my girlfriend and the other one was her sister. Proceeded to show him by girlfriend and another friend grinding me/generally making a dance sandwich, with me as the man-filling. It was great.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Barmymoo on 28 Sep 2013, 15:24
It is kind of weird and slightly problematic how many insulting names are also euphemisms for genitalia. That thought struck me when reading your post but isn't specifically intended as a criticism of it (or at least, no more than any other post using those words).
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Papersatan on 28 Sep 2013, 23:55
drunk
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Masterpiece on 29 Sep 2013, 03:40
Oktoberfest, Take Two ended much more pleasant than the first, but I almost got into a fight.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Lupercal on 29 Sep 2013, 05:12
It is kind of weird and slightly problematic how many insulting names are also euphemisms for genitalia. That thought struck me when reading your post but isn't specifically intended as a criticism of it (or at least, no more than any other post using those words).

Wow, you're right. I don't think I've ever used that many euphemisms before in a sentence. It might be that I'm subconsciously still reeling from the overtly sexual nature of the place (it's a "Chicagos", have you heard of them?) - girls on podiums in hotpants and bras playing with fire, girls on 6ft stilts with skirts not even covering their crotch. One girl came around asking for shots, again with the bra out/short skirt, and she said that men just touch and grope her, and it's disgusting, and it's not even a well paid job. And I generally don't like drunks getting in my face, propositioning fights, or even asking about one's sexuality as it doesn't matter at all. The Topman/Jack Wills elite were out in force and hopefully this will be the last time I rub shoulders with them en masse.

You're right to criticise, I should probably tone down the swearing generally, and I try not to use the c-word, but you know, this is the internet and all that.
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Post by: Barmymoo on 29 Sep 2013, 06:33
I wasn't really criticising, I simply was caught by the fact that it is a fairly common thing and your post was a good example of it. But that bar sounds disgusting. How did you end up at it? Also, "this is the internet" isn't really an acceptable reason to behave less well than you would elsewhere...
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Post by: Lupercal on 29 Sep 2013, 09:54
You're entirely right to criticise! I'm a Literature graduate, I should be able to do better than "twat".

Here is a picture of what I'm talking about. I'm guessing this is ok to post?

(click to show/hide)

We ended up there because I was taking someone else's advice and it was the cheapest place to go for the students/unemployed in our group. I didn't realise that it was going to be such a lewd place, and I won't be going there again. Also, the drinks were made from cheap spirits and the beer was watered down. It's now on the blacklist.

I know, I don't think changing one's behaviour is acceptable, but somehow writing a swear word (or reading it in print) seems better than actually verbalising it; and I'd argue that our online personalities are slightly different to our real-life perceptions of ourselves. The fact that rape and death threats are common on Twitter give a strong argument to keeping your head about you when posting online.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Barmymoo on 29 Sep 2013, 12:36
Oh I agree that people are often different online than in real life - online, I talk a lot more about serious things and quite a lot less about kitties and babies (I prefer online me, to be honest) - but often people use it as an excuse to do stupid stuff. I was just thinking aloud really.

That is the weirdest thing, is that girl one of the waitresses? Why is she on fire?
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Post by: GarandMarine on 29 Sep 2013, 12:41
Shit I've heard of working hard for your tips but being on fire seems a bit OTT.

I kinda want to go to this bar just to see what the fuck is going on.
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Post by: Lupercal on 29 Sep 2013, 13:48
Trouble is I actually didn't know what the fuck was going on for a long time.

She's playing with some of those circus-style flaming sticks. One girl had two batons, this girl had like a candelabra kind of deal. It was a little podium performance two girls did. For really no reason whatsoever. I know that the male psyche generally dictates that nakedness and fire are both cool, but I don't think they go together very well!

Should've got some pictures of the girls on stilts, but going to a bar and taking pictures of half-naked waitresses would've made my night worse I think.

Worst part?

Someone proposed and got engaged in this hellhole.
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Post by: Barmymoo on 29 Sep 2013, 14:31
I don't really think that outfit is particularly sexy. Maybe because it looks like school uniform except she forgot the skirt.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 29 Sep 2013, 15:24
Perhaps the skirt was there earlier and has since been removed?
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Post by: Lines on 29 Sep 2013, 17:34
This is the second worst hangover I've ever had. Granted I can count how many hangovers I've had on one hand, but I thought I was done with this crap. I didn't even feel like I was ok enough to drive to get hangover breakfast this morning. Also said breakfast made me feel drunk and napping has not really taken this feeling away. Blegh.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 29 Sep 2013, 17:50
Wooohoo! Cracked open the rum!

(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/1236985_10200715977365201_171401823_n.jpg)
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 30 Sep 2013, 08:01
[...] I know that the male psyche generally dictates that nakedness and fire are both cool [...]
Your statement is false. Both are hot.
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Post by: Carl-E on 30 Sep 2013, 09:05
[rimshot.mpg]
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Post by: ankhtahr on 30 Sep 2013, 13:13
Holy crap. We now have plans for a farewell evening for me, and damn, this is going to be hard. The friend I've told you all about who's member of a Studentenverbindung will come to visit as well, and he's so incredibly used to drinking now. In the preparation group chat he interpreted basically every mention of something to drink as a challenge. I'm afraid. I'm terribly afraid of Wednesday evening
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Barmymoo on 01 Oct 2013, 08:02
Could you tell the friend that you don't want to drink yourself into oblivion and it'd be polite if he didn't either? Or are you worried about something else?
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Loki on 01 Oct 2013, 12:24
Could you tell the friend that you don't want to drink yourself into oblivion and it'd be polite if he didn't either?

I'd go for
"Dude, it'd really spoil my evening if you barfed all over my place, so it'd be cool if you didn't drink too much, 's cool?"
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: ankhtahr on 01 Oct 2013, 13:57
I'm pretty sure it was more jokingly than serious of him, so it won't be too bad. We were all just poking fun at him, as he used to drink not more than two glasses on one evening, and now he had to drink about 5 litres of beer almost every evening since he joined the Verbindung.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Thrillho on 02 Oct 2013, 09:51
Oh lord, I remember when I was a cheap date. I went from teetotal in 2008 until by 2012 it took a bottle of whiskey and some blow to get me a buzz on. Thank fuck I'm not at that point any more.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Welu on 02 Oct 2013, 12:41
I love being a lightweight. It's cheaper. Although it is fun to think about it the Hazel way:

(http://www.girlswithslingshots.com/comics/GWS1141.jpg) (http://www.girlswithslingshots.com/comic/gws-1141/)
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Post by: ankhtahr on 03 Oct 2013, 06:12
Damn, that was too much.

I'm missing about an hour. The friend I talked about was even worse off. He slept at the hosts place. And apparently I made fun of him when he stopped drinking. I'm not hungover, but rather still a little bit tipsy. Damn.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Masterpiece on 03 Oct 2013, 06:16
That means the hangover is still to come! :)
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Post by: ankhtahr on 03 Oct 2013, 07:05
Not sure about that. I was never hungover. Don't want to break that habit
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Metope on 03 Oct 2013, 09:46
I have reached rock bottom. Yesterday I had no more than two glasses of wine, over the course of two hours, I didn't feel drunk at all. I still woke up with a hangover today and I can't get rid of it. What is wrong with me.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: GarandMarine on 03 Oct 2013, 09:47
Your body might be starting to reject alcohol. My Dad has similar issues with booze after years of drinking normally.
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Post by: Metope on 03 Oct 2013, 09:54
Goddammit, I hope that's not the case. I'm not a big drinker, but I do enjoy a glass of beer/wine/whisky now and then.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Carl-E on 03 Oct 2013, 19:25
Could be some compound in the wine itself.  Do you get a similar reaction with beer or white wines (I'm guessing you had red last night)?
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Post by: Metope on 04 Oct 2013, 11:29
I did drink red wine, but I'm not sure if that matters since it's never happened before with red wine. Or any other type of drink really, I don't know what happened. I'll worry if it happens again, but I'm good for now.
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Post by: Redball on 04 Oct 2013, 19:23
Is it possible it wasn't a hangover? Most of my hangovers were in my 20, 30s and 40s, not so much in my 50s and hardly ever since then, so I might have forgotten. So remind me; how do you distinguish between the discomfort of a hangover and other kinds of headache, other than the fact that you drank a lot? I recall that one sign was that there was extra pain when I moved or shook my head, even with the mild ones.
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Post by: ackblom12 on 06 Oct 2013, 01:09
Apparently I had 8 doubles tonight. Feeling prettttttty damn good and happy.
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Post by: Thrillho on 06 Oct 2013, 03:27
Got drunk. Up until 5am. This included writing and recording some house music with my housemate (ha). Nearly got barred from one pub because our mate threw up on herself. Was a good night!
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Post by: Loki on 06 Oct 2013, 08:51
Is it possible it wasn't a hangover? Most of my hangovers were in my 20, 30s and 40s, not so much in my 50s and hardly ever since then, so I might have forgotten. So remind me; how do you distinguish between the discomfort of a hangover and other kinds of headache, other than the fact that you drank a lot? I recall that one sign was that there was extra pain when I moved or shook my head, even with the mild ones.

I get muscle pains and a dry mouth from dehydration. When it's hitting hard, everything feels too bright. The headache feels... like you are wearing a wool hat that is way too small for your head, I guess?
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Post by: Metope on 06 Oct 2013, 17:12
So, the good thing about being drunk and in a relationship is that when you send drunk/sexy messages to your crush, it is actually your partner and it isn't embarrassing, just cute! Kind of wish he was right here so I didn't have to send messages in the first place, but oh well. This wine is pretty good.
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Post by: Carl-E on 06 Oct 2013, 23:58
when you send drunk/sexy messages to your crush, it is actually your partner

Seems a bit of an assumption...

 :-D :roll: :angel:
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Post by: Metope on 07 Oct 2013, 02:07
Ha, good point. For me it is though!
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Post by: GarandMarine on 07 Oct 2013, 16:44
(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/1375022_735842499765925_538330415_n.jpg)
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Post by: Grognard on 08 Oct 2013, 10:35
:D  LoL  :D
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Post by: GarandMarine on 08 Oct 2013, 20:17
What's that Captain Morgan? I should set sail for adventure by taking six more shots in short succession? Aye skipper! Six shots rapid by your own pace! Ready! Aim! Fire!
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Masterpiece on 08 Oct 2013, 22:14
I never get why people drink shots. I like to savor my drinks, thankyouverymuch.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Carl-E on 09 Oct 2013, 02:15
There's some alcohol that shouldn't be savored. 

Tequila comes to mind...

mind you, I've never had good tequila. 
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Welu on 09 Oct 2013, 05:31
The worst shot I ever had was a brain hemorrage, which is gross enough but drinkable, that I had to wait on my friend to drink because WHOO DOING SHOTS AS A GROUP ACTIVITY and the Baileys has clotted into a disgusting lump. It clots almost instantly but after five minutes it was like swallowing a half inch ball of snot.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 09 Oct 2013, 06:32
I drank one and a half bottles of tequila on my graduation. That was... Well, something
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Post by: ankhtahr on 09 Oct 2013, 10:31
Ahh, shots. For us it was always the typical northern German "Korn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Korn_(liquor))". Where I come from that's a typical drink of the more rural areas. It's great actually. You're in the city and people drink whatever they like. Then you visit a friend who lives a bit outside, on a farm, and everybody who's there drinks Korn. And most people who live there drink a lot of it.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: GarandMarine on 09 Oct 2013, 17:04
There is no such thing as good tequila. There is just tequila and "oh god oh god we're all going to die" tequila.
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Post by: Thrillho on 10 Oct 2013, 08:36
Tequila is horrible. It tastes like when you can smell rotting fruit and it gets lodged in your nose and so can taste the smell.

Gimme sambuca shots any day.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: nekowafer on 12 Oct 2013, 23:38
WAY TOO HIGH things are tingling its super weird
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Post by: Aimless on 13 Oct 2013, 02:18
I have tasted ice-cider for the first time, a locally produced one, and oh my god
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Post by: GarandMarine on 14 Oct 2013, 13:10
Remember. I'm just a guy on the intertubes. I am not responsible for your poor life choices if you follow this link.

http://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Bartending/Cocktails/Pan_Galactic_Gargle_Blaster
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Post by: nekowafer on 18 Oct 2013, 21:34
HOW DOES YOUR BEARD KNOW WYICH WAY TO GROW????!
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Post by: cesium133 on 18 Oct 2013, 22:02
The yeast tells the bread which way to grow.
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Post by: Thomas Edison on 19 Oct 2013, 04:16
I blew a hundred on drinks and woke up next to a lifeguard. Everything is a-okay today.
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Post by: Thrillho on 19 Oct 2013, 13:24
That seems to be the kind of thing that the real Thomas Edison would say.
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Post by: ackblom12 on 19 Oct 2013, 13:26
"Fell asleep and woke up next to Topsy this morning. No one must ever know..."
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Post by: lepetitfromage on 19 Oct 2013, 19:35
drunky drinky drunk.  heeee.


yay whiskey!
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Post by: nekowafer on 19 Oct 2013, 20:51
Boopy boop boop doop
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Post by: LeeC on 19 Oct 2013, 22:35
I am drunk right now.  For the first time in several years.   Like really drunk.  Went to the bar across the street, not expecting to meet, you know "people" (sorry trying to spell check but you can probably tell)  Sat nest to a blind guy with an adorable seeing eye dog (9 years old I over heard). A couple of girls sat next to me.  Stuck up a conversation with the one closest to me.  Spent all night talking it was great.  Her 3rd date with a guy (which would have been today, is now tomorrow) I wished her luck on.  I traded numbers with her expressing that I am new to town and I just want to be friends ( she was adorable though) but I hope for the best for her, even though going on this date tomorrow means not seeing her family ( hell I havnt seen MY family in forever!!!) I wished her the best luck ad said "Hey "L" I know this is gonna sound pathetic but again I just moved here a few months ago and don't have a lot of friends.  Can I give you my number and we can hang out sometime? just as friends!  She said sure because she visits this area often (her friend lives close by). Is it weird that I wanted to date her and not want bring her back to my place?  Man I hope she texts me at some point to hang out.  I could really use some company!  Hope her date goes well!

I also found that for the past 5 years I have met several great people with the same name as "L" one of which I considered my best friend at UMD...until my ex got jealous and I ended up not hanging out with her anymore...I feel like a douche for doing that for my ex...  :oops:
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Post by: Aimless on 23 Oct 2013, 11:19
This might fit better in a "drink" thread than in a "drunk" thread, but I have had a revelation! In a desperate attempt to turn off my brain after a long day of mysterious illnesses on an under-staffed over-filled ward, I decided to imbibe a concoction of gin mixed with apple cider and some lime. I fully expected it to be absolutely fucking disgusting, but instead it turned out to be DELICIOUS! This has been the only good surprise today but it was a VERY GOOD one
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Post by: nekowafer on 23 Oct 2013, 17:56
Getting high by myself for the first time ever.

Also last week I got high with boyfriend and I drove high for the first time. Not something I'd recommend, but I did fine.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 24 Oct 2013, 05:10
That was a dumb ass thing to do.
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Post by: Metope on 24 Oct 2013, 05:20
Yeah please don't drive under the influence of anything stronger than caffeine...

Speaking of, in Washington state there are signs that say 'Don't drug and drive', which I thought was pretty funny for some reason. Is this because marijuana is legal there, or do other states have those signs too?
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Post by: GarandMarine on 24 Oct 2013, 05:47
Both I would imagine, because of the perception that pot isn't harmful/dangerous, I find people more regularly do very unsafe things on it. At a comparable rate to alcohol even.
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Post by: nekowafer on 24 Oct 2013, 06:30
I was the least high one in the situation and we had to get home. It was at 4 am, so no one was out, and I was very careful. Still not the safest thing, I know, but not even half as bad as driving drunk.
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Post by: Grognard on 24 Oct 2013, 07:44
driving while sleepy / exhausted / tired is more dangerous than DWI.
at least w/ DWI, the driver is awake and able to respond/react.
a sleeping person.... doesn't.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 24 Oct 2013, 15:39
I've had a little too many of these:

(http://i.imgur.com/bxecjIo.jpg)

and am about to join this:

(http://i.imgur.com/jqp3HPx.jpg)

any recommendations ?


god bless autocorrect
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Post by: Masterpiece on 24 Oct 2013, 18:09
Cute girl I chatted up left without giving me her numberrrrrr

I should have fucking asked
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Post by: Barmymoo on 25 Oct 2013, 04:22
I've always wondered why the phrase isn't just "drive sober".
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Post by: GarandMarine on 25 Oct 2013, 04:48
Because that would make too much sense? >.>;

Or perhaps sober is a bit complex of a word for inebriated individuals in many cases.
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Post by: Welu on 25 Oct 2013, 05:31
Maybe it's meant to prevent thinking, "I'm sober enough"?
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Post by: lepetitfromage on 25 Oct 2013, 05:43
Plus, "Don't Drink and Drive" is a fancy alliteration. It's more fun to say!
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Post by: GarandMarine on 25 Oct 2013, 05:52
Maybe it's meant to prevent thinking, "I'm sober enough"?

Maybe... not that that really stops the inebriated.
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Post by: Welu on 25 Oct 2013, 10:07
I think the slogan logic is, "Don't X and drive." is very direct and has a tone of no exceptions. "Sober" can be argued with because, "I know what I can handle!"
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Post by: Barmymoo on 25 Oct 2013, 10:08
I dunno, I guess I take sober to mean "hasn't drunk any alcohol or taken any drugs at all".
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Post by: mtmerrick on 25 Oct 2013, 10:13
Really? Because I've only ever hear it used to mean "not inebriated". You can consume some alcohol/drugs and unless you're starting to become intoxicated you're still sober.

At least,  that's how I've always heard it used.
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 25 Oct 2013, 10:37
Don't drink and drive. You'll spill it.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 25 Oct 2013, 11:06
And that would be alcohol abuse.
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Post by: Thrillho on 26 Oct 2013, 03:26
Was so drunk. Was so high. I am ruined. RUINED I SAY
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Post by: Thrillho on 30 Oct 2013, 16:21
It is WednesdH and I am drhnk off my ass
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Post by: cesium133 on 30 Oct 2013, 16:25
Don't drink and drive. You'll spill it.
I was about to drag out the "don't drink and derive" pun, but I remembered that booze was how I got through the homework assignments for my graduate electromagnetism course.  :psyduck:
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Post by: Thrillho on 04 Nov 2013, 05:47
Had some monstrously strong vodka jelly this weekend.

For contrast let me explain how strong it was.

Weekend before last, I went out with friends of mine for my birthday. I drank a bottle of whiskey, and that's just at home before we went out. I had more drinks while I was out. I had other things while I was out. I stayed awake until 4am, perfectly lucid and having a blast, didn't feel sick at any point, went to sleep perfectly happy.

Last weekend, I went to this part. Drank maybe a third of my whiskey bottle, which took me to midnight. Amiably buzzed, no more no less. Do a shot's worth of this vodka jelly. It tastes strong on the way down, which is a terrible sign because vodka jelly usually is way stronger than it tastes. Go from amiably buzzed to puking myself inside out in the garden within half an hour. Went to bed at half past midnight, drunk off my ass.

That's some strong-ass vodka jelly.

Unexpected benefit - bodyclock in perfect condition for Monday morning, and almost total lack of hangover due to the sheer volume of my puking. Gotta love a good grand slam.
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Post by: Carl-E on 05 Nov 2013, 18:37
I blame the jelly. 
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Post by: Thrillho on 06 Nov 2013, 05:48
I do also. I hear the punch was lethal too, quite glad I didn't drink it (it had plastic fingers floating in it which I don't trust to be clean).
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Post by: GarandMarine on 06 Nov 2013, 19:18
And now some words of wisdom from the commander of the anti-sobriety defense league.

(https://scontent-b-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1456027_10152059174310815_820584392_n.jpg)
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Post by: GarandMarine on 08 Nov 2013, 19:14
To protect the world from devastation
To destroy all sobriety within our nations
To denounce the evils of water and AA
To extend our reach to the bar top above
Morgan
Jack
Team Boozehound blast off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
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Post by: GarandMarine on 27 Nov 2013, 20:40
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2512175/Alcohol-good-health-Leading-science-writer-claims-tipple-prevent-cancer-help-improve-sex-life.html

Any one want to join me for a glass of Pinot then?
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Post by: Thrillho on 30 Nov 2013, 05:04
Woke up with three club stamps on my hand and a vague memory gap. I know I had a blast and I'm barely hung over.

I said FUUUUUUUUCK YEEEEEEEAHHHHHHH
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 02 Dec 2013, 10:23
OH my god I think I was hit this morning by the ghost of every hangover I ever should have had but didn't.  :psyduck:
It was unlike any kind of awful I've ever experienced before. We drank probably a little more than really advisable on a Sunday night but I went to sleep feeling fine, and I was dragging a little when I woke up, but then while getting ready for work I was hit with chills and shakes and sweating and massive head rush when I stood up and numb feet when I sat down (what??) and ended up back on my ass on the couch for 20 minutes.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 02 Dec 2013, 13:16
Sunday is "Rum Headache day" according to FB's pirate language
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Post by: Patrick on 03 Dec 2013, 09:21
last night: 3 IPAs, a mixer that the bartender wouldn't tell me what was in it, and maybe 4 sips of red wine.

throwing up after drinking red wine is terrifying when you forgot you drank it
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Post by: Thrillho on 06 Dec 2013, 10:19
I am a little bit stoned off my arse at 18.20 on a Friday hahahaha
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Post by: Barmymoo on 06 Dec 2013, 12:59
Last night I drank one bottle of pear cider, over the course of three hours, after a large meal. I woke up with a slight headache and now my head feels like it's going to burst. If this is my first hangover I never want another one.
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Post by: Thrillho on 06 Dec 2013, 13:22
Sounds like the tiniest bit of a hangover, yeeeeees  :-D
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Post by: Barmymoo on 06 Dec 2013, 13:26
I also had the same headache on Wednesday. Can you get pre-emptive hangovers?
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Post by: Welu on 06 Dec 2013, 13:34
I definitely have, like sometimes I get pre-emptive back pain just thinking about going to work. Although that's more likely my body trying to give me an excuse to not do something by reminding me of what it does to me.

My spell check changed my sentence to "pee-emptive back pain".
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Post by: Barmymoo on 06 Dec 2013, 23:50
Now that's something I do get quite frequently!
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 07 Dec 2013, 02:37
I also had the same headache on Wednesday. Can you get pre-emptive hangovers?

Re-annuals. The only cure is to get absolutely plastered at the next available opportunity.
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Post by: CrowFairy on 10 Dec 2013, 00:50
I guess I shouldn't drink when my day has mostly been crap. I'm frustrated and tired and annoyed and super-glad I'm in the private confines of my room where it is nice and solitary. Alcohol was delicious. But probably not worth it.
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Post by: Thrillho on 13 Dec 2013, 19:04
Very drunk. Forsome resskn ssid 'votehamas' at skme point??? OKAYYYY
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Post by: Grognard on 13 Dec 2013, 19:11
time for some Southern Sweet Tea.

Vodka w/sweet tea.  over ice.

wow. I can still type.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 13 Dec 2013, 19:46
I am drunk, drunk is me, wheee! I am drunk, durnk is me! Wheee! and I'm playing with knives! and probably managed to hurt or piss off someone I really care about! You fucks know what that means right?


Well? Shout it really loud so I can hear you!

Yes! That's right! Time for more whiskey to the voices in my head go away!
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Post by: Thrillho on 14 Dec 2013, 13:33
I increasingly feel like that Charlie Sheen gif is one of the most accurate statements on alcohol I've ever seen.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 14 Dec 2013, 15:12
Which one? There's a couple.

"Alcohol is poison"
"Then why do you drink it?"
"Because there are things inside me I need to kill"

is the one I think of.
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Post by: Thrillho on 14 Dec 2013, 15:24
Me too, that being the one on this page.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 14 Dec 2013, 15:51
I totally forgot that was there >.>;
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Post by: Welu on 14 Dec 2013, 16:26
At staff do. There's been three dramas I've been playing Mammy to but it has still managed to be really fun. For me at least.
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Post by: Welu on 14 Dec 2013, 16:47
Guys tonight is kinda confirming for me that I have some kind of manic depression but the NHS sucks especially for mental health so I don't know what to do about it. Also if I didn't have auto correct this post would be cycled.
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Post by: Welu on 14 Dec 2013, 16:49
Fucked. Not cycled. Fucked. So close.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 14 Dec 2013, 17:52
I laughed
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Post by: GarandMarine on 14 Dec 2013, 20:23
(https://scontent-a-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc3/1489289_10151748075411666_1617815695_n.jpg)
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Post by: 94ssd on 20 Dec 2013, 17:49
Last night I learned that alcohol and Chinese food don't mix well.

Today I learned that hangovers and holiday shopping are an even worse mix. I was ready to punch everyone and everything.

On the plus side, it was good to be able to get my drink on with my old high school theatre family. I know moving on is part of life, but those people got me through the worst time in my life and I may not have made it without them, most of them don't even know that.

Also, hangover nosebleeds? It's never happened to me before but I started gushing while shopping in the mall, and I remember hearing that it's a thing. Usually only happens to me because of allergies, which isn't a problem this late in winter, and they are never that bad. Or if I'm in really dry air but actually it was way too fucking humid in that mall.
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Post by: Loki on 21 Dec 2013, 13:07
I've had one beer but I get drunk real fast so what the fuck I am posting here

Anarchy

Oh wait.I'm the law. fuck.
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Post by: 94ssd on 21 Dec 2013, 13:16
I've had one beer but I get drunk real fast so what the fuck I am posting here

Anarchy

Oh wait.I'm the law. fuck.

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Post by: GarandMarine on 22 Dec 2013, 07:48
Wooohoo! I got slammered last night! It was a lot of fun! I also spent the day hanging out with my various neighbors. All of them are pretty cool. One of them became my first person I have thrown out of my place because she will not shut the fuck up about ANYTHING after she's had a few drinks.
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Post by: Thrillho on 22 Dec 2013, 08:00
Got invited out at the last minute by a friend to act as the buffer between her and a creepy guy last night. Got free drinks out of the deal. Woke up at her place and was totally confused about not being in my own bed. Should really be way more hung over.
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Post by: Loki on 23 Dec 2013, 16:05
A beer and a Tequila Sunrise

thats about as much as Loki needs

to be drunk. A haiku
this is not.
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Post by: Loki on 23 Dec 2013, 16:07
why the fuck do these trains have electricity outlets which noone is aware of. and then they dont even have electricity. my phone is gonna be empty soon
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 23 Dec 2013, 17:27
A haiku:

Husband is back home
Last night three drinks was a blackout
Tonight looks better
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Post by: Masterpiece on 25 Dec 2013, 19:46
I am drunk. 'S all you have t'know.
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Post by: The Seldom Killer on 31 Dec 2013, 16:54
Such drubk very akcohol wuw mhch skeepimg
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Post by: henri bemis on 31 Dec 2013, 21:29
I've got home-made iced tea with a splash of vodka (ok, more than a splash).

thank you, forumites,
for using the right plural
of haiku - no 's'

And if you correctly* use 'fewer' and 'less' I will give you a hug.

I originally wrote 'correctily,' and I'm pretty sure that needs to be a word.  New year!  2014!
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Post by: Aimless on 31 Dec 2013, 21:29
I have a cortex and a cerebellum and ne'er the twain shall meet

I went from one party to another and there were people from my old highschool class there which was nice but i was too drunk to have anything even remotely resembling a normal conversation which was a shame because i felt i had so much wisdom and love to share  with them as well as with all the strangers :o
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Post by: lepetitfromage on 31 Dec 2013, 21:58
Not quite drunk, but rang in the new year with my very first hot toddy. Deeeeelicious. :-)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 31 Dec 2013, 22:07
I just hosted a new years party of 50 people, I'm drunk and exhausted. Cleaning tomorrow.
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Post by: Thrillho on 31 Dec 2013, 23:26
Oh lord so drunk last night. Woke up drunk and hungover simultaneously. At six fucking am.
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Post by: henri bemis on 31 Dec 2013, 23:29
I spilled tea all over my kitchen, and now my socks are wet with tea, but I cleaned most of it up with toilet paper because I'm not adult enough to have a proper mop.  AHHH wet socks.  I want to take them off, but if I don't keep wiggling my toes, they'll turn to concrete, because that is what dirty socks do.

Also, Happy New Year!  That's a thing that happened two and a half hours ago EST.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 01 Jan 2014, 06:12
And I am living up to my profile picture subtitle again.
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Post by: Metope on 01 Jan 2014, 06:22
I didn't have a lot to drink and I was only slightly tipsy, but I was expecting to wake up with a hangover anyway since the recent trend with my body has been getting hangovers from a single glass of wine/beer. Woke up completely fine! Didn't even have a caffeine withdrawal headache, which I usually have anyway. I'm invincible!
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Post by: Loki on 01 Jan 2014, 06:56
I only had a few sips of met yesterdays (first time ever). It was nice and tasted like cherries and honey.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 01 Jan 2014, 07:43
So got very drunk, ran around and had fun, got kilt checked A LOT, got bit by one chick so hard on the lip she gave me a fat lip (she had some fucking TEETH). I have what appears to be a small burn on my right ring finger.... so not bad!
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Post by: ankhtahr on 01 Jan 2014, 10:19
Had a glass of rum and a glass of whisky yesterday. Venezuelan Ron Diplomatico Reserva Exclusiva (called Ron Botucal due to licensing issues in Germany). I love that stuff almost as much as I love Laphroaig. I didn't want to get drunk, and I kept to that.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 04 Jan 2014, 18:05
So
I played drinking games with some people I could round up, after decimating them at Catan. It was so very fun, although my houseguest got uncomfortably flirty again and my very good friend kissed me. I also had a very nostalgic and cathartic talk with another friend of mine afterwards, and he showed me (albeit indirectly) that there are so many reasons to love myself.
Only thing that worries me is the fact that my head is spinning and I feel like puking.
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Post by: Lupercal on 05 Jan 2014, 04:14
Oh lord so drunk last night. Woke up drunk and hungover simultaneously. At six fucking am.

Is this worse than being drunk and having a weird 'waking hangover' before you've even gone to bed? Had that on NYE. Luckily was not hungover the next day, but the waking hangover is a toxic, horrid bastard intent on ruining my buzz!
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Post by: Thrillho on 05 Jan 2014, 05:15
Being drunk and hungover simultaneously is wretched however you slice it.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 06 Jan 2014, 20:59
(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1511286_641789055878581_1409137618_n.jpg)

(https://scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1538779_641344815923005_1383383852_n.jpg)
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Post by: Thrillho on 07 Jan 2014, 01:50
I have been drunk and/or high every day for the past two weeks. Let's make this one day sober, shall we?  :psyduck:
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Post by: GarandMarine on 12 Jan 2014, 21:14
This is why I love going out drinking:

(https://scontent-a-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/317554_10150311316814865_621956105_n.jpg)
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Post by: Loki on 20 Jan 2014, 13:37
Still slightly tipsy from one beer I had. Goddammit, I really get drunk faster than ever. Any idea if lack of sleep can cause that?
I should go to sleep as long as I feel good, but I feel like staying awake and making lewd jokes at everybody.
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Post by: Thrillho on 20 Jan 2014, 14:34
Any idea if lack of sleep can cause that?

Yep.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 20 Jan 2014, 14:36
Any idea if lack of sleep can cause that?

Yep.
Definitely.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 21 Jan 2014, 07:19
Getting drunk in university: the best kind of drunk
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Post by: 94ssd on 21 Jan 2014, 14:26
Seriously why do I get hangover nosebleeds now? This has happened twice now.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 21 Jan 2014, 16:00
At least you're not getting toxic hangover farts.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 03 Feb 2014, 17:38
I am DRUUUUUNK girrls (was gonna pull a Jesse Pinkman there, but decided against it), whats uuuuuuuuuuuup?
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Post by: Loki on 06 Feb 2014, 14:20
Two halfbeers. Plus I halfvoluntarily lost a bet and had to pay one of the TAs who was at the pub a whiskey. Worth it x)
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Post by: Thrillho on 15 Feb 2014, 14:28
SO HIGH WAHT THEFUCJ
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Post by: BeoPuppy on 15 Feb 2014, 14:40
Whisky fair in a church. I drank all the scotch.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 15 Feb 2014, 22:55
Fuck me I needed this. I am drunk, I spent time with people. Life is good.
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Post by: Patrick on 21 Feb 2014, 19:30
I sampled one of each beer in the IPA variety pack by Stone Brewing, as well as 2 reds and 2 whites, and then had a glass of Scotch.

I'm gonna fucking throw up tonight, it's my homegirl's 21st bday and in America that means FUCKING PARTY, YOU FUCKING FUCK

(already halfway there)
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Post by: Metope on 21 Feb 2014, 19:38
uuuh too much wine, i was only gonna have a glass or two. and then all of the sudden it's almost 4am and i'm still on the internet, oops.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 29 Mar 2014, 21:51
I am shanty singing drunk, which isn't much different from sober for me tbh.  :psyduck:

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Post by: GarandMarine on 04 Apr 2014, 06:06
So I am apparently the guy who gets drunk and buys toy soldiers now
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Post by: Grognard on 04 Apr 2014, 07:46
beat you to that one a few years back now.  :D

I bought a company of BattleMechs while under the influence at 2010 Historicon.

PUI. not even once. trust us.

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Post by: Loki on 08 Apr 2014, 15:46
I will not send drunk emails about feelings
I will not send drunk emails about feelings.
I will not send drunk emails about feelings at 1 am.
Instead,
I will go to bed, thus doing the sensible thing.
I will also, when sober, consider why I like being drunk and how I can achieve that without alcohol.
I will also consider whether I should send an email on another topic to another guy who does not fit in because he ignores perfectly good opportunities to understand how people in the social circle he entered tick.
I will consider all of those things while sober.
I will not watch porn before going to bed because I am gonna feel like shit afterwards.
I will stop posting about my porn habits on a public forum.
I will stop writing a long rant on what I will and will not do.
I shall, however, thank the inventors of word autoauggest for their contributions to a sensible world.
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Post by: Thrillho on 09 Apr 2014, 03:28
Porn is awesome, you shouldn't feel bad.
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Post by: Loki on 09 Apr 2014, 03:58
Misworded due to being drunk. Not because of porn per se. Because of, ah, associated activities that belong in the TMI thread. If I already feel bad before said activities, I feel even worse after.
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Post by: Patrick on 01 May 2014, 03:22
hey uh. I'm lit as fuck. can I come chill, drunk thread?
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Post by: Taekwondoin on 02 May 2014, 16:13
Well I'm definitely drunker than I thought I was earlier. Christ I love Arbelour.
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Post by: Thrillho on 02 May 2014, 16:25
Aberlour! Now we're talking.
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Post by: Taekwondoin on 02 May 2014, 16:35
I would love to talk more about it, but typing more than 1 sentence is hard right now.
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Post by: Thrillho on 05 May 2014, 12:18
Oh I am just a walking corpse right now JESUS
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Post by: Thrillho on 10 May 2014, 17:01
I am

Drunk off my ass
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Post by: GarandMarine on 10 May 2014, 18:11
I am drunk on my ass.
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Post by: henri bemis on 10 May 2014, 21:37
I am drunk, and an ass.

I should probably eat something soon.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 10 May 2014, 22:32
I have reached the level of drunk where I begin modifying quotes of significance from naval history. I am not sure if these count as quadruple entendre.

I may pass out, but I'll be damned if I quit drinking!
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Post by: GarandMarine on 11 May 2014, 17:18

A curse to you lads, a curse on your heads, drinking pint after pint until I am die. I just keep drinking and I don't know why, but tonight is the night that I drink till I die.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 16 May 2014, 19:40
Drinking with Canadians, lots of whiskey, mead and maple syrup abounds.
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Post by: Metope on 17 May 2014, 08:09
I've spent the day so far puking my guts out. I rarely puke from a hangover, and if I do it's usually just once, so this is new for me. Can't say I'm enjoying it! I was blackout drunk because I'd been stupid and not had enough to eat. I need to not do that anymore.
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Post by: KingOfIreland on 17 May 2014, 13:49
So I drank some whiskies and fell down some stairs. I'm not getting any prettier this year
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Post by: GarandMarine on 25 May 2014, 08:02
I got so hammered last night... I did black out and send one drunk text, so not bad in the scheme of things
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Post by: 94ssd on 25 May 2014, 14:45
Things that are a bad idea: Go to your friend's 21st birthday party an hour away and get really drunk when you have to drive home the next morning. Especially since when you get home you have to finish packing, make the hour and a half drive to your college, and move everything in because that's when you're sublease starts and that's some non-negotiable shit.

I had a GREAT day today. Just woke up from a two hour nap so that helped a lot.
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Post by: Lines on 26 May 2014, 20:17
So I tried to save one of my friends from drinking too many shots and then I wound up having too many myself... (But not nearly as much as my friend, who luckily lives next door because she was DRUNK.) Tomorrow might be interesting... Gonna try downing a stein of water. Starting to get a headache. Do not want.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 28 May 2014, 17:29
I drank a zombie today, amongst other drinks.

The last time I had a zombie I seriously fucked things up.

After being offered a zombie, I was afraid the same might happen today as well.

Instead it was a pretty fresh, mellow evening.

I'm getting old, but none the wiser.

I'm pretty sure that's still a good thing.

I love all of you.

I'm pretty sure I love myself too.

Sometimes I manage to convince myself that I don't.

And if I'm honest, there's plenty of reason not to like me.

But no matter how hard I fuck up, there's still people who stick around.

There's gotta be reason for that as well.

I love myself.

I love y'all too.

I tend to ramble.

I guess I'm doing alright.
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Post by: Welu on 31 May 2014, 17:31
I didn't buy myself a single drink tonight. That's because my Da bought all of them but one but fuck yeah I got sink for free! Getting loaded with the family, WHOO!!
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Post by: cesium133 on 04 Jun 2014, 22:03
If you were in a bar in Madison tonight and heard a group of physicists drunkenly discussing the optimal solid angles for dart throwing, I was not among them.

(click to show/hide)
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Post by: Patrick on 07 Jun 2014, 00:58
hey you fucks

3 Sierra Nevada Torpedoes and a shot of who-the-fuck-knows well whiskey later and I'm ripe as fuck for th is

also one of my coworkers made me a cake with a shitload of weed butter used in every portion of it and I swear if she wasn't my mom's age I'd probly marry her
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Post by: Papersatan on 17 Jun 2014, 23:25
AHHH. Yeah I am.

I went out. Had fun.  Mah friend left before I was done, so I just joined a guy who had been sitting at an adjacent table doing work while he drank instead of doing BINGO.  We ended up having a great conversation.  We had both asked for our tab, but ended up drinking 3 more drinks each aftee than anyways.   He's mostly done with a PhD in makijng breast cancer drugs! Facinating!

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Post by: Loki on 27 Jun 2014, 14:51
So turns out I can drink more that I thought. (For example, I can still walk a straight line (if I concentrate a bit). I tested with a straight line to walk on.)
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 28 Jun 2014, 01:39
Did you draw that line yourself? How do you know it was straight?
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Post by: Loki on 28 Jun 2014, 23:24
Nerd mode engaged.

It was a tape demarkation on the floor, over five meters long, not perceptibly diverging from a line between floor tiles it was taped over, a line which I have perceived as straight whenever I perceived myself to be sober. (And no, I did not put the tape there myself, nor was, to the best of my knowledge, the person putting it there, inebriated or of malicious intent of deceiving me or other patrons of the celebration.)

I trust the tape and the tiles used to conform to the applicable DIN norms or similar, and furthermore maintain that a line which has an imperceptible divergence from straightness is, in the context used, as good as straight.

:p
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Post by: Thrillho on 30 Jun 2014, 01:02
I drank a bottle of cheap scotch on Saturday night, plus a shot of Goldschlagen, and still wasn't really that drunk. It's a little bit irritating.
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Post by: Papersatan on 04 Jul 2014, 14:19
Nothing more freedom than a good day drunk, except maybe sexing a libertarian.

What a good american I am!
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Post by: GarandMarine on 04 Jul 2014, 16:58
Mm kilt lifter Scotch Ale of kings
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Post by: Thrillho on 05 Jul 2014, 05:05
I may have got a bit drunk off my ass last night, acted slightly like the ass I was drunk off, came home with the lady, fell asleep, woke up, TMI occurrences, she went home, I went to the pub and had a mixed grill for breakfast and now I wish I was dead. STEALTH HANGOVER
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Post by: D-alx on 06 Jul 2014, 17:44
I may have got a bit drunk off my ass last night, acted slightly like the ass I was drunk off, came home with the lady, fell asleep, woke up, TMI occurrences, she went home, I went to the pub and had a mixed grill for breakfast and now I wish I was dead. STEALTH HANGOVER

Those are no fun, speaking of which I got nearly wasted last night.  About 1.5 bottles of scotch and another half of tequila/vodka mix at a 21st birthday part.  I feel like a squashed sugar cane
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Post by: GarandMarine on 08 Jul 2014, 10:14
I was drunk enough to dance last night >.>;
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Post by: Masterpiece on 12 Jul 2014, 18:08
Masterpiece is drunk and is drunk enough that he requires some self-affirmation in the form of "Masterpiece is dreamy" posts. To help you going, have these.

(http://i.imgur.com/2pBuauW.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/w7R2gaV.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/diIIpk8.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/XHt4niB.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/DyDzle0.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/GD7jiJG.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/053nMWJ.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/hpr9aC7.jpg)
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Post by: ankhtahr on 12 Jul 2014, 18:53
Masterpiece isn't dreamy, but rather extremely fabulous and amazing!  :-D
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 12 Jul 2014, 19:32
from those pictures, I 'd suggest Masterpiece is stoned?

 Baked and dreamy. (sounds like a description for chocolate cake... Mmmm...)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 12 Jul 2014, 19:49
Nope, not stoned.

Seriously. I wouldn't hide that.
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 12 Jul 2014, 21:32
I didn't say you were stoned, I merely implied that you looked stoned  :P

As my way of an apology, here, have a busking Treebeard.
(http://i.imgur.com/TwRoskM.jpg)
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Post by: Papersatan on 12 Jul 2014, 23:17
Ha. 1.50 wells so 6 drinks and then my friend Left and I was sat ar the bar alone and this guy miss-hears the special as "151" and was like "woha." And I was like "you can't do a shot of 151? " And he was like " can you."


So I won 10 dollars plus my free shot of 151 plus my rum an coke. So I'm drunk

The buyer tried to follow me into the bathroom to get it though cause dudes are sketch. I was like "yeah, I know my 'tittys are huge' that's why I dnt need to fuck strangers in bathrooms"

Why are guys so gross?  I kinda think he overestimates how much 151 would fuxk me up, but the if that is so, fuckinf ewwwww......?
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Post by: Thrillho on 13 Jul 2014, 03:20
(http://i.imgur.com/2pBuauW.jpg)

Looking to meet attractive singles in your area?
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Post by: Papersatan on 13 Jul 2014, 07:16
In the sober light of day, I'm a little more grossed out by that guy. He didn't just follow me into the bathroom, he started touching me without consent, and when I was like "whoa, I'm not going to fuck you in this bathroom" and turned to leave he tried to lift my skirt and pull me back into the bathroom.

The thing is, I bet he doesn't think he's done anything wrong. He was not physically aggressive in a "I'm afraid he will hit me" way, and I bet he thinks he was just trying to hook up in a normal way, but he was obviously putting me in a situation where I was alone with him and had to yell at him or physically leave to get him to stop touching me... That is a recipe for sexual assault. 

Just ugggh
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Post by: nekowafer on 14 Jul 2014, 07:22
Ugh I'm sorry Kat, that sucks :(

Masterpiece, you are beyond dreamy. I want to play with your hair.

Also, sex while high is the best
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Post by: Thrillho on 14 Jul 2014, 07:47
Kat I didn't respond to your initial drunk post because you were drunk and it was skeevy enough a situation as it was but I'm sorry that it's disturbed you even more in the cold light of day.

Also, sex while high is the best

Yessssssss
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Post by: Papersatan on 16 Jul 2014, 00:01
Uggh too much. Got drunk with a friend then stayed behind. A guy bought me 3 more drinks then gave me his # and got me a cab home. I'm pretty drunk. I'm worried there will be hangover consequences.

Edit:
This dress is too much. I was just sick. This is twice I've worn this dress out and had a stranger buy me so many drinks that I was sick.  With great clevage comes great responsibility, and when the drinks are free I am obvs not responsible enough Ugggj. :(
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Post by: Detachable Felix on 16 Jul 2014, 07:49
The pub I was at tonight was doing a special beer-tasting event - $25 a head for 10 schooners of the Feral Brewing Company's finest. Fuck me I miss going to things like this and not having to worry about driving
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Post by: Carl-E on 16 Jul 2014, 12:10
It's my younger daughter's 21st birthday today.  That means she laid off all her narcotics yesterday, and took off with friends and her older sister at midnight.  Came home pretty tipsy.  Swears arm crutches are the best thing ever invented when you're drunk.  Retched a few times in the night, she can't actually throw up (had a surgery to keep food down when her esophagus became partially paralyzed). 

Asked for her Vicodin this morning...  :roll:


Happy birthday, little girl. 

(https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5565/14484604650_5532edbd06.jpg)
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Post by: Papersatan on 29 Jul 2014, 23:15
There are advantages to being a regular somewhere... And 2 am, fuck how much did I drunk disadvantages.
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Post by: hedgie on 30 Jul 2014, 01:56
Why are guys so gross?  I kinda think he overestimates how much 151 would fuxk me up, but the if that is so, fuckinf ewwwww......?
It's 'cos a lot of guys feel entitled.  I seriously don't get it.  The only time I walked into the women's toilets at a bar, it was 'cos the friend I was drinking with had vanished for 1/2 an hour, and I asked the bouncer's permission first.  Were I in your shoes, I would have called security.  In this case, she thought she could keep up with me, and ended up passed-out on the floor.  Thankfully, she had her trousers on, and I was able to rouse her enough to give the cab driver her address.  I kinda knocked on the door and when her boyfriend opened it, I was able to drop her into his arms and just said "she's your problem now, dude".
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Post by: nekowafer on 11 Aug 2014, 19:57
High as fuck and playing DDR aw yeah
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Post by: Papersatan on 19 Aug 2014, 23:00
I won bar bingo, so free drinks. Also, I tweeted that I won and my potential future boss and source of all my recent impostor syndrome anxiety favorited it & that only made me panic for 30 seconds, so prolly things are OK and I'm getting better .  I wish he would just hire me though. :/
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Post by: Loki on 25 Aug 2014, 15:49
Dear tomorrow me,
sorry for the drinks.
Love,
today me.
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Post by: Papersatan on 26 Aug 2014, 23:58
I won bingo *again*

Wooooo

And another regular at the bar started flirting with me?

He's cute for sure, but has a craY (but believable) back story. 

I think we'd prolly have good sex actually, but I think we're both used to being pursued. 

I might have reverse negged him? Idk? <shrug> que Sera Sera
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Post by: Papersatan on 27 Aug 2014, 03:28
I want to clarify, lest I seem a real aashole, that I don't mean 'reverse' because of.our genders, I mean that he was listing his positive traits and 'romantic' success rate and I then raised a doubt about them

He's also the sort of charismatic, outgoing, flirt who will not be crushed by this
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Post by: 94ssd on 30 Aug 2014, 06:14
Yesterday I learned about a drinking game called boom. We played with honey whiskey instead of beer and I wasn't vwry good at the game.
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Post by: Loki on 30 Aug 2014, 12:58
How does it work?
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 30 Aug 2014, 15:23
I imagine it involves drinking.
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Post by: Thrillho on 31 Aug 2014, 05:53
By the way - they got some strong-ass weed in Amsterdam.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 31 Aug 2014, 13:52
I just put booze in food. Now what bitches?
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Post by: Loki on 31 Aug 2014, 13:56
Now eat.
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Post by: Aimless on 31 Aug 2014, 14:20
I put weissbier in meat. It was... it was delicious

now finishing off delicious wine

can't find my delicious gin :(
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Post by: 94ssd on 01 Sep 2014, 08:18
How does it work?

Basically everyone has a cup in front of them and there are two ping-pong balls. There are also several cups in the middle.

When you have a ball you have to bounce it into your own cup. If you get it in on your first try, you get to pass it to ANYONE at the table. If it takes you multiple tries you pass it to your right. If you get the ball into your cup while the person to your right has a ball, you can "boom" them by knocking their cup over and then they have to drink. Then that person gets a new cup from the middle.

The person who gets boomed when they have the last cup is the loser and they have to chug a drink.
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Post by: 94ssd on 01 Sep 2014, 15:41
I spent Friday night, Saturday night, and last night getting drunk with friends, and most of the intermittent time was also spent with them. Now I have to return to real-world stuff.  :-(
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Post by: nekowafer on 04 Sep 2014, 21:29
Bought some weed off some random guys outside my apartment building aw yeah

It was super awkward cause I'm a super awkward person

But now I'm high so it's all good
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Post by: Masterpiece on 05 Sep 2014, 00:45
Reminds me of a game I know:

Everyone has an empty cup and arranges them around a middle cup. You have two drinks, one to chug and one to sip. The sip one is usually stronger, but feel free to get crazy n shit.

You flip a coin and try to land it in one of the cups. The person whose cup you land it in has to take a sip. If you land it in the middle cup, everyone has to chug their drinks and whoever finished last has to chug again.

Everytime you hit the middle, the loser gets to introduce a new rule into the game, such as bow before you drink, etc. If rules are not upheld, you drink again (or chug again, you don't want that).

Everyone loses.
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Post by: nekowafer on 05 Sep 2014, 07:09
Pretty sure my "stepdad" introduced a similar drinking game to me as a kid. Though of course I didn't drink any alcohol. But isn't that special?!

I wanna get drunk with you Masterpiece!
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Post by: Masterpiece on 05 Sep 2014, 08:05
Trust me, you don't.
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Post by: nekowafer on 05 Sep 2014, 08:12
Why not? I would just be giggling and hit on you even more than usual.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 05 Sep 2014, 08:13
My assholeness reaches over 9000 when drunk.
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Post by: nekowafer on 05 Sep 2014, 08:23
Then come get high with me :-D
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 05 Sep 2014, 08:46
As soon as I pop this baby out, I'm drinking all the things.
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Post by: nekowafer on 05 Sep 2014, 10:13
Do you have to wait until you're done breastfeeding (if you will be) or does it not matter?
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Post by: Masterpiece on 05 Sep 2014, 12:21
Then come get high with me :-D

Can't say no to that, love
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Post by: Nyithra on 05 Sep 2014, 14:11
I'm getting hammered tonight hopefully. Lots of beer and booze in my future
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Post by: Barmymoo on 05 Sep 2014, 14:17
Do you have to wait until you're done breastfeeding (if you will be) or does it not matter?

It matters - I tend to tell women to try and feed before they drink, to leave the biggest possible space between drinking alcohol and feeding, and if they've had more than a unit or two, to express off the first milk to try and reduce the amount of alcohol passing to the baby. If you're planning a really heavy night for someone's birthday or whatever, pumping ahead and storing bottles of expressed milk in the fridge/freezer so you don't have to breastfeed at all the next day is the best plan really.
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 05 Sep 2014, 14:39
When I was new, my mother took me to the doctor with terrible colic. She was asked if she'd had any unusual food or drink recently.

"I had a can of Blackthorn"
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Post by: Loki on 05 Sep 2014, 15:35
Woo beer.
Overall I had a really pleasant evening - except I have to rely on my autocorrect for spelling.
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Post by: Loki on 05 Sep 2014, 15:41
And I am gonna have myself a nice avocado, because of dem electrolytes.
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 05 Sep 2014, 16:52
Do you have to wait until you're done breastfeeding (if you will be) or does it not matter?

It matters - I tend to tell women to try and feed before they drink, to leave the biggest possible space between drinking alcohol and feeding, and if they've had more than a unit or two, to express off the first milk to try and reduce the amount of alcohol passing to the baby. If you're planning a really heavy night for someone's birthday or whatever, pumping ahead and storing bottles of expressed milk in the fridge/freezer so you don't have to breastfeed at all the next day is the best plan really.

Yep. I have been told the rule of thumb is, if you're sober enough to drive then it's okay to nurse. Nursing immediately before drinking is generally considered best so you have the longest amount of time before the next session. Most people in the baby forum I'm on seem to be against "pump and dump". I'm sure I'll hear more at the breastfeeding class we're taking on Monday.
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Post by: nekowafer on 06 Sep 2014, 14:16
so high

need cuddles

stat
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Post by: Masterpiece on 06 Sep 2014, 14:36
Neko is so high she sent me cute pictures.

OH MY GOD SO ADORBS, I JUST WANNA CUDDLE THE THING

BIG JUMMY GUMMY BEAR
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Post by: nekowafer on 06 Sep 2014, 14:37
I can be cute occasionally

however I am squishy and cuddly always
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 14 Sep 2014, 19:08
A playwright/college friend of mine is researching for a new play & is interested in interviewing people who have gotten high/experienced "massive perception shifts" from drugs besides pot. If anyone would be willing to talk to him, could you PM me?

Quote from: facebook
I'd like to do some interview research with people who have experience getting high on harder drugs - what that experience is like mentally and physically, what freedoms it offers, the difference in how it feels being in that place and state vs. being sober, numbness - a lot of things. This is for a show I'm working on writing. No one will be referenced personally. If you're comfortable chatting, please private message me.
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Post by: Thrillho on 15 Sep 2014, 03:37
I'll do it.
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Post by: Active Madness on 15 Sep 2014, 04:06
Received a bottle of Lagavulin 16 from my dearest mater for my birthday this year. I've only dipped into it two or three times over a few months, I think this weekend I shall become more acqainted with it.
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Post by: hedgie on 15 Sep 2014, 12:05
Hah!  Some years ago, I spent 14 Feb with a bottle of the 16.  I get to the bar the next day, and asked the bartender if Lagavulin was a girl's name.  Damned fine whisky.
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 15 Sep 2014, 14:50
Gaz - is it ok if I give him your FB email?
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Post by: Thrillho on 15 Sep 2014, 23:29
Yeah but you might want to let me know when he messages me, cause my Facebook is locked down tight.
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Post by: Active Madness on 16 Sep 2014, 02:47
Hah!  Some years ago, I spent 14 Feb with a bottle of the 16.  I get to the bar the next day, and asked the bartender if Lagavulin was a girl's name.  Damned fine whisky.

Yeah, I have a new favourite. Before that, I was a devotee of Laphroaig.
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Post by: hedgie on 16 Sep 2014, 03:03
The Laphroaig quarter cask is quite nice.  My absolute top these days, though, is the Yamazaki 18.
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Post by: Active Madness on 16 Sep 2014, 03:08
Haven't tried any of the Japanese whiskys. I'll have to keep an eye open.
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Post by: CrowFairy on 18 Sep 2014, 21:26
Grabbed my vodka because doing flash cards for my roommates was exasperating me. I got frustrated because one of them didn't remember that I explained something and insisted that I hadn't and eventually shut down entirely when I said "It's not my fault if you don't remember." I started shuffling the cards back together to go at least through the ones they had a clue on and they both decided they had other things to do.

Now I'm drinking alone in my room. It's mixed with pink lemonade. It is good.

But this really brings home my point about how no one ever listens to me or remembers anything I say, ever. I don't know why I bother.

I need a shower, but I'd rather drink. I need to wash my hair, so it actually is a good idea to go ahead and go now, but I don't wanna. My therapist is going to Italy so I'm on my own until after the first week of October.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 27 Sep 2014, 16:52
Oh yeah, drunk me decided to film himself:

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Post by: Masterpiece on 27 Sep 2014, 16:53
I posted this for Nekowafer mainly
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Post by: nekowafer on 27 Sep 2014, 19:46
Oh my god yes
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Post by: cesium133 on 07 Oct 2014, 21:03
I have had greater than the recommended dose of caipirinhas tonight. (The recommended dose is zero.)
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Post by: hedgie on 07 Oct 2014, 21:13
So in other words, it's a form of gargle-blaster.
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Post by: cesium133 on 07 Oct 2014, 21:29
Pretty much. One of the people at the conference described it as "what Mike's Hard Lemonade would taste like if it didn't suck."  :psyduck:
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Post by: bainidhe_dub on 10 Oct 2014, 13:08
I finally had a drink last night (Dr Pepper and Fireball) and it was delicious.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 10 Oct 2014, 20:01
I am wasted (and have also unintentionally outed myself to my best friend.). fucj.
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Post by: cesium133 on 12 Oct 2014, 20:12
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/10703638_860166503993346_7504791391633880995_n.jpg?oh=f4c1115b2f33b44b1629cda4236777ec&oe=54B701B2&__gda__=1420700546_ff26fb8a0cd8e346e8eab9d97dd28259)
The souvenirs I brought back from Brazil. Why is it in this thread, you might ask... The bottle on the right is cachaça. Caipirinhas, anyone?  :-D
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Post by: Loki on 12 Oct 2014, 23:17
I am wasted (and have also unintentionally outed myself to my best friend.). fucj.
How did that end?
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Post by: Masterpiece on 13 Oct 2014, 05:11
Uneventful , but I still didn't need that to happen.
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Post by: Thrillho on 13 Oct 2014, 06:05
Out of interest, why is it a problem?
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Post by: Masterpiece on 13 Oct 2014, 13:51
Didn't want anybody to know before I got myself in order
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Post by: Thrillho on 13 Oct 2014, 13:52
I can understand why you're wanting to keep your privacy completely, but it sounds like nothing bad happened out of it other than someone knowing it. What do you mean by keeping yourself in order?

(I hope it's obvious I'm trying to help, here, by the way.)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 13 Oct 2014, 14:03
Well I want to know how I feel about things and myself before I tell others. And I know nothing bad happened out of it, the gal I told is a good friend anyway, but I hadn't planned for it and was more comfortable with this never getting out anyway.

I want people to see me as hetero because my best friend is gay and he's made some implications of having the hots for me, but he's absolutely not my type and I don't want things to be awkward between us.
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Post by: Thrillho on 13 Oct 2014, 14:06
Surely that problem will exist regardless, or if your best friend were a straight girl?
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Post by: Masterpiece on 13 Oct 2014, 14:09
I know what you're saying, and yes. But I want to tip-toe around this as I genuinely feel like this may blow over in the future.
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Post by: Thrillho on 13 Oct 2014, 16:14
I just care about you, man, and am trying to minimise your l feeling over something that will hopefully not be as big of a deal as you feel like it will be.
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Post by: Loki on 14 Oct 2014, 13:07
Masterpiece, to put it frankly: you know you are only delaying the problem, right? He's bound to find out eventually somehow. Shit happens.
Or, to put it in Akima's(?) words: Life is what happens while you have other plans.
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 14 Oct 2014, 13:32
John Lennon.
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Post by: nekowafer on 19 Oct 2014, 00:57
I kind of really need someone to tell me I'm good and sexy and awesome and loveable and desirable right now cause even though I am really high I'm not feeling it and I so desperately need to feel it
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Post by: nekowafer on 19 Oct 2014, 00:58
Heyyyyyyy cheeriest pagebreak ever
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Post by: Grognard on 19 Oct 2014, 20:53
You are an adorably cuddlable person who is very desireable and sexy as hell.

...rawr...

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Post by: nekowafer on 19 Oct 2014, 22:47
You're too sweet <3 <3
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Post by: Near Lurker on 28 Oct 2014, 00:38
It being Halloween, I'm rewatching Repo and The Devil's Carnival and wondering why I don't see more buzz about the next DC film, featuring (as well as old favorites like Emilie Autumn, Alexa Vega, Bill Moseley, Ogre, and Paul Sorvino) the Hoff, Barry Bostwick (Asshole!), and original Jesus Christ Superstar Ted Neeley.  It makes me wonder if Zdunich fucked up in some way, and I wonder whether it might be the Tamara subplot, which could be read as victim-blaming but for the hyper-Calvinism of the film's theology: God (the villain) is the ultimate victim-blamer.  Is Zdunich damned?
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Post by: 94ssd on 02 Nov 2014, 16:37
So last night I went to a (day late) Halloween party. I may have been really stressed and may have gotten very drunk.

I left props that went with my costume, my cell phone, and my backpack at the house. I went to iHop with some other people and left my leftovers. I stood outside in the snow in socks. I may have, in an attempted joking manner, told a crush that I loved her, and I hope she doesn't remember that.

The prize for most disturbing costume (there wasn't an actual contest) goes to the guy who came as a newborn baby, complete with umbilical cord.

I think the best part was learning more drinking games, involving cards, called "Fuck You" and "Asshole." That and the always favorite drunk Mario Kart. I played as Toad and yelled "HELLO" every time I hit someone.
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Post by: hedgie on 04 Nov 2014, 20:51
And now it appears that Japan has taken the crown in a major test of whisky:

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/nov/04/suntory-time-japanese-whisky-named-worlds-best-in-sour-dram-for-scotland
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Post by: GarandMarine on 04 Nov 2014, 21:10
I drank a fair amount of Japanese whiskey last year. My take? They got it figured out.
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Post by: nekowafer on 10 Nov 2014, 19:34
Guys I'm high

(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/11/10/e7b0a03e1d86e803fce8892aadcf8f6c.jpg)

(http://tapatalk.imageshack.com/v2/14/11/10/169d575fbd81301df183abfb229b6bc6.jpg)
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Post by: lepetitfromage on 10 Nov 2014, 20:11
Neko you're flippin' adorable
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Post by: nekowafer on 10 Nov 2014, 20:25
Lliiiieeeeessssssss
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 11 Nov 2014, 00:11
It appears the camera is even higher.
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Post by: Welu on 11 Nov 2014, 07:37
Hell yessssss adorable Neko!
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Post by: hedgie on 11 Nov 2014, 08:01
Oh gawds, last night was waaayyy too much.  I started off okay.  I can generally drink for ages, and still just be rather tipsy, until I fall off a proverbial cliff.  I feel like I jumped off that cliff and went all the way back up to do it again.
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Post by: nekowafer on 11 Nov 2014, 09:01
Gosh people are saying such nice things to me lately. I don't even know what to do with it. But you guys made me smile a ton.
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Post by: Thrillho on 11 Nov 2014, 13:34
It's nice seeing you smile. You deserve to smile.
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Post by: nekowafer on 11 Nov 2014, 15:21
I'm all teeth and chipmunk cheeks when I smile
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Post by: cesium133 on 15 Nov 2014, 18:04
I've been feeling depressed this weekend after my Ph.D. advisor told me I have to figure out what it is I want to do and I realized I have no fucking clue what I want to do. So tonight, screw it, I'm making caipirinhas. In a coffee mug, because I don't have the proper Old Fashioned glasses. I don't have anyone to share it with, so I expect my coherence to decrease rapidly as the night goes on...
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Post by: explicit on 16 Nov 2014, 03:29
I did drinks. Same as most times. WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Post by: Loki on 18 Nov 2014, 00:22
Ugh. Had one beer and some Baileys yesterday. Forgot to keep myself hydrated. Head hurts. Had a fucked up dream and am late for my lecture.
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Post by: RedWolf4 on 21 Nov 2014, 06:23
So I split a sixpack with a guy from the new workplace on the way home tonight, was good fun, but it was on an empty gut, so weeeeeeee. Fuck but I hope I keep this job, the people there are pretty good for the moment, and I like that I have the ability to do this.

But I don't think I can. And that fucking sucks.
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Post by: explicit on 21 Nov 2014, 15:11
two days ago I drank about 20 drinks again, I think I'm just getting over the hangover.

That's usually an over-exaggeration for most people, but that's how many I actually had
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Post by: Noxx on 21 Nov 2014, 17:12
Well I want to know how I feel about things and myself before I tell others. And I know nothing bad happened out of it, the gal I told is a good friend anyway, but I hadn't planned for it and was more comfortable with this never getting out anyway.

I want people to see me as hetero because my best friend is gay and he's made some implications of having the hots for me, but he's absolutely not my type and I don't want things to be awkward between us.

I get it, just an FYI from a lot of personal experience in hearing these stories - Every friend I've had who struggled over when and how to come out, eventually  came out to a lot of "Duh... we knew".

Your friends know you well because they're already your friends... dude, odds are they know, and it's not a thing.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 21 Nov 2014, 17:18
It will be a thing. Mainly because I had to make my official sexual orientation very clear and got very upset with people who still told stories to the contrary.

Might I also remind you that I am part Turkish and while I know Turkish people to be very forward thinking on many topics , sexuality is in absolutely no way one of them. I am not outing myself in public. EVER.
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Post by: explicit on 25 Nov 2014, 05:13
I feel like I'm the only person who can chug Guinness for 12 straight beers. I mean, other than pure Irish people (I'm only half, also Korean! weee!)
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Post by: Metope on 25 Nov 2014, 09:02
Chug any 12 beers and I'm probably dead. I made it to 4 last week and I was pretty drunk, turns out drinking only once in a blue moon makes my incredibly low tolerance even lower. On one hand I'm okay with it since I'm saving money, on the other hand my hangovers are the worst.
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Post by: explicit on 25 Nov 2014, 13:08
I dunno, I get drunk all the time (like last night) and my hangovers are never better.

EDIT -  so drank a bit while hungover for the first time in a long time. I threw up. Sad.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 29 Nov 2014, 15:15
So I asked my very good friend (whose party I am currently attending) if I was allowed to get wasted tonight. She said yes, as long as I'm nice to others.

DUCK YEAH
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Post by: explicit on 30 Nov 2014, 05:12
Have you ever just had all the beers? (this sentence took 5 minutes to right properly!... .... ...fuck).
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Post by: GarandMarine on 30 Nov 2014, 08:29
I feel like I'm the only person who can chug Guinness for 12 straight beers. I mean, other than pure Irish people (I'm only half, also Korean! weee!)

I'm Irish and German, I can put Guinness away like nobody's business.
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Post by: hedgie on 01 Dec 2014, 02:33
I can't do more than maybe two when it comes to Guiness or Murphy's.  Not 'cos I get drunk, mind, but it's just heavy.  If I need to get pissed good and proper, whisky is the way to go.
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Post by: nekowafer on 03 Dec 2014, 08:19
DUCK YEAH

 :psyduck:
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Post by: Patrick on 09 Dec 2014, 16:56
I woke up drunk this morning cause AMF
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Post by: explicit on 10 Dec 2014, 04:06
Pretty hammered, but I talked to someone new tonight so that's not bad, right?
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Post by: hedgie on 10 Dec 2014, 04:28
I woke up drunk this morning cause AMF
I can understand that.  Last time I had an AMF, was 15 Feb a couple of years ago, and I ended up asking the bartender "Is Lagavulin a girl's name? 'cos I just spent the night with one"  Just a few of those and no food, and I ended up hitting on her and her BF.  Rather awkward the next day, to say the least.
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Post by: 94ssd on 25 Dec 2014, 16:58
Is it weird that I (who is still under 21) am so unwilling to drink around my family even when they're okay with it. I'm thinking specifically about Christmas Eve. When I was offered a glass of wine at the dinner table I felt compelled to decline, but later in the evening I was hanging around with my assorted second and third cousins drinking booze that was snuck out of my great-uncle's liquor cabinet.
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Post by: 94ssd on 26 Dec 2014, 09:57
Now see, if I had only drank the bottle of Absolut last night I'd probably feel much less horrible than I do now. But nooo, I had to also eat chocolate while drinking said vodka.
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Post by: kensen on 05 Jan 2015, 16:24
found out several years ago sweet things and alcohol do not mix, especially ice cream....never again...and Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale is great to bad it only comes in a 4 pack *sighs* oh well
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Post by: Lines on 05 Jan 2015, 19:21
They don't mix for YOU. They definitely mix right now.

Also cream soda with butterscotch schnapps tastes like freaking butterbeer and it's awesome.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 05 Jan 2015, 19:58
I can make a boozeaholic milk shake that will get you turned sideways just as fast as you stand up AND taste delicious.
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Post by: kensen on 06 Jan 2015, 05:46
a booze infused milk shake, this I would have to try even though every part of me is screaming no, I am still curious enough to try it
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Post by: lepetitfromage on 06 Jan 2015, 07:08
Ah, speaking of sweet boozy deliciousness....I made fruit salad jello shots for New Year's Eve.

Put a maraschino cherry and a pineapple chunk in the bottom of each shot glass. Mix strawberry Jello with clementine Svedka. Pour over top of fruit, wait 4 hours and yummmmmmmmm. I'm sure you could do it with a number of other fruits but this was a last minute decision. Cherries and pineapples were all I had on hand.  :-P


GM- mudslides?
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Post by: jwhouk on 06 Jan 2015, 07:42
Lpf: I don't drink and even I know what a mudslide is.
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Post by: lepetitfromage on 06 Jan 2015, 07:54
Lol, I do too! I was asking if that was the boozy milkshake that he had in mind or if he was going to share a different one with us :-P

Maybe from now on I should avoid single word questions.....
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Post by: kensen on 06 Jan 2015, 08:53
a mudslide is sorta like a boozy milkshake, its a mix of Vodka, Kahlua and Bailey’s Irish Cream mixed in a blender with milk or cream and ice.
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Post by: GarandMarine on 06 Jan 2015, 09:43
My recipes are more varied than a mud slide, though that's the basic run. I did not however know what a mud slide really was when I started making these, and I make proper giant, thick, milkshakes instead of a wimpy bar room concoction. Prepare your butts.


GM's Boozaholic Milkshakes

Chocolate:
Chocolate Ice Cream
Milk
Cream Liquer
Optional:
Chocolate Liquer (1 Part Chocolate to 2 parts cream)
Chocolate Syrup

Vanilla:
Vanilla Ice Cream
Milk
Vanilla Vodka
Cream Liquer (1 part Cream Liquer to 2 parts Vodka)


Strawberry:
Strawberry Ice Cream
Milk
Strawberry Vodka
Cream Liquer (1 part Cream Liquer to 2 parts Vodka)
Fresh or Frozen Strawberries

Mint/Chocolate Chip Mint:
Mint/Chocolate Chip Mint Ice Cream
Milk
Mint Schnapps or Vodka

Directions:

Place Ice Cream in blender, add enough milk to help thin out the mix (eyeball it you're an adult). Add alcohol to taste and tolerance (again you're an adult pick your own measurements, not all of life is going to be mapped out for you including the amount of alcohol in this delicious milkshake). Blend until nice and thick, serve in glass, add whipped cream if you're feeling fancy,

Optional Ideas:
Add various flavored schnapps and vodka to the mix for unique tastes and flavors such as using vanilla as a base but putting in caramel schnapps for caramel flavored milkshakes, or adding different flavors to the basic recipes (chocolate raspberry shakes maybe?) adding fresh fruit along with fruit flavored alcohol will make it taste even better.
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Post by: kensen on 06 Jan 2015, 09:49
you...you...are a genius and maybe a bartender but ill go with the first one till proven otherwise 
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Post by: GarandMarine on 06 Jan 2015, 10:51
I am an untrained professional boozehound. Do attempt this at home. GM Inc is not responsible for any symptoms, conditions or drunken phone calls to your ex resulting from these concoctions. Side effects may include Euphoria, Depression, Expression, Incontinence, Luck, Becoming More Socially Outgoing, Beer Goggles, Beer Google, Staggering, Stammering, Giving and Receiving Drunken Phone Calls at 0300 and being more fun at parties if you bring the stuff for these recipes.

Some more cocktails:


Summer Vacation in a Glass:

1 shot gold tequila

2 shots gold rum

fruit punch and sprite to taste

Summer Daze:

3 shots rum

1 shot 151

pour shots into a highball glass and add fruit juices (OJ, Pineapple, fruit punch) till filled


Adult Apple Juice:
In a large container mix the following:

1 Bottle of Laird’s Applejack
1/2 Bottle of Apple Pie Moonshine
Apple Cider or Apple juice (2 - 1 ratio to the booze is what I suggest but mix to taste)

Bonus: Add some fireball or another cinnamon booze.


Spritz Cider Tonic:

2 shot Laird’s Applejack

2 shot Jack Daniels

fill tumbler with equal mix of sprite and cider



Deathmix Uber: (based off of Tucker Max deathmix, all rights to the king of assholes)

Mix the following in a camelback: (ice suggested but optional)

1 bottle everclear

1 320z fruit punch Gatorade

2 80z cans of Redbull

1 can of fruit punch 4Loko

fill remaining space in camelback with more fruit punch gatorade, seal, mix and serve from camelback to a LARGE group of people… you know unless you WANT to commit suicide in which case you’ll be fine on your own champ! (Notice for morons that’s what’s called “sarcasm” don’t actually try to down this on your own.)
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Post by: kensen on 06 Jan 2015, 11:55
ok honesty time, I think I need to start partying with you.

there is only one drink that I can remember right now

Midori sour
1 part Midori
1 part Whiskey Sour mix
top off with sprite
mix and enjoy

used to make these for my ex a long time ago, she enjoyed them to no end and I liked to drink them every once and while.
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Post by: Patrick on 06 Jan 2015, 15:20
The Pat:

1 bottle single malt Scotch

Drink over the course of the day
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Post by: lepetitfromage on 07 Jan 2015, 07:10
Mmmmm...GM, those sound delightful! I will definitely be trying at least one of them very soon. (probably once I finally unpack the damn blender)


I had a friend over last night and we had more jello shots. She mentioned that her sister made pudding shots and I've always wanted to try them! We came up with an amazing recipe that we have yet to try.

Instant banana pudding mix
Milk
Cream liquor
Whipped Cream
Graham crackers, crushed
Milk or dark chocolate, shaved

Prepare banana pudding mix as directed, substituting half of milk for cream liquor. Mix in 8oz of whipped cream. Spoon in enough graham cracker crumbs to cover bottom of shot glass. Fill shot glass with pudding mixture. Garnish with more whipped cream and chocolate shavings.

I also want to try ones that I stumbled across on Pinterest- shamrock shake shots, buttery nipple shots, chocolate sundaes....yum. I also want to try and make a creamsicle pudding shot but most of the ones I found recipes for look disgusting and chunky. I'm going to have to experiment with that one.
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Post by: kensen on 08 Jan 2015, 17:11
I need a hug and oh i need more beer a lot more beer
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Post by: Nikolai on 16 Jan 2015, 00:47
I wish I could be happy sociable good advice drunk forever. I would have mad social skillzzzz
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Post by: explicit on 18 Jan 2015, 03:10
No response towards actaul things tody! much drunk, very tired.
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Post by: dr. nervioso on 18 Jan 2015, 08:39
Got drunk with a lot of social work people last night. It was interesting, met some new people, got closer with people I already know

I had a LOT of tequila. Well for me it was a lot. I woke up still a little bit buzzed

All in all, a good use of a saturday
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Post by: explicit on 18 Jan 2015, 13:14
Ow my head, I have no idea what I was trying to say with that post. Why did my friends bring jungle juice...
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Post by: nekowafer on 27 Jan 2015, 23:47
Holy shit. So ducking high. Woke up basically making out with Dave's back while he slept. Holllllyyytyt sshhhiiiiittttttt
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Post by: Thrillho on 28 Jan 2015, 05:44
ducking

(http://www.pilgrimshospices.org/wp-content/uploads/Pilgrims-Hospice-Duck.jpg)
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Post by: nekowafer on 28 Jan 2015, 06:19
Pretty much yeah
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Post by: explicit on 29 Jan 2015, 03:18
I guess? I have more control over what I eat over what I eat.
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Post by: explicit on 31 Jan 2015, 04:28
Drunk me read my last post and apparently it's dumb as hell! That's makes sense.
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Post by: Papersatan on 05 Feb 2015, 20:56
Uuugggghhhh to straight ppl at gay bars.
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Post by: hedgie on 05 Feb 2015, 21:08
Don't know exactly what your issue was, but, if one is straight, and invited by a gay friend to a gay bar, assuming one behaves in an appropriate manner, I don't see the problem.
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Post by: Papersatan on 05 Feb 2015, 21:20
It's a whole group of ppl. And now 3 drinks in the girls are all hanging off all the guys who are all copping feels.

I mean the one girl is like "I've always had a girl crush on you!!" To the other, but while they both hang off a guy who is literally feeding one of them a drink.
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Post by: hedgie on 05 Feb 2015, 21:35
Dear gods, I'm sorry.  I've never seen that sort of thing before… very thankfully.  I'm more the sort who gets people cut-off when they hit their limit.  Lemme guess, they were young and disrespectful?
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Post by: Thrillho on 06 Feb 2015, 01:39
I was once at a gay bar, with the intention of having a one night stand with a dude, and a straight girl started hanging out with me and then got all upset that I wasn't interested.

Now, in fairness I'm pansexual so it's not completely unreasonable but at the same time WOMAN YOU'RE AT A GAY BAR GETTING ANNOYED AT THERE BEING GAY MEN
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Post by: lepetitfromage on 06 Feb 2015, 08:15
I never understood that. I made a habit of going to gay bars when I lived in the city because A) I went to FIT. It was our scene. and B) The gay bars were always the best bars. My favorite was one where you check your pants at the door and get two-for-one drinks all night.


The other camp I've witnessed is the "Let's go to gay bars so we can dance and boys won't bother us!". I mistakenly went out with friends once that subscribed to that train of thought. I understand their thought process but it was just so damn obnoxious. Like they were high on the fact that OMG THIS IS TABOO BECAUSE WE'RE STRAIGHT OMG.  :roll:


My philosophy has always been to party where the party is and don't be a douchebag about it. Plain and simple.
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Post by: Papersatan on 06 Feb 2015, 08:59
This town has *one* dedicated gay bar, and two places that host a "pride night."  The pride nights are both at big places with dance floors and DJs, and they attract a mix of people, and I think that's totally fine. The gay bar is small, and like most gay bars is mostly men. Last nihgt, once the trivia ended at 9 there were about 16 people in the bar. 6 of them were I. the party I was complaining about. The 3 women in their party were the only women in the bar other than my friend and me.

I mean, I don't t know for sure that they were all straight but the only same sex flirting that was happening was those two girls who were performing the "girls with girls for the enjoyment of dudes" script perfectly.
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Post by: Metope on 06 Feb 2015, 09:32
I've only been to a gay bar once because all my friends were going and we were in London on a trip together, but I felt really uncomfortable since we were all straight. We have so many bars we can go to, literally every bar besides gay bars are dominated by straight people! Let's not take over the one place gay people have to themselves where they can be left in peace from us straight folks, please.
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Post by: explicit on 06 Feb 2015, 23:33
The place I went tonight got broken up by the police. First time I've ever been to a bar that that happened.

Edit _ I still got 6 whiskey sours in though, so that's fun.
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Post by: Papersatan on 07 Feb 2015, 09:26
For why? Fighting, illegal sales, noise, and show of force for the sake of showing force?
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Post by: explicit on 07 Feb 2015, 10:53
Ugh, hangover... and they came on suspicion of underage drinking. I'm not sure they caught anyone, but the place shut down for the night.
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Post by: Aimless on 07 Feb 2015, 18:49
much drunk

v nice

elementary v good
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Post by: 94ssd on 08 Feb 2015, 00:41
Tonight was an night of goodness
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Post by: 94ssd on 08 Feb 2015, 07:07
The morning is slightly less good. Was woken up entirely too early by my roommate getting ready for church. Had to walk back to the apartment I was at to retrieve my car. And I failed to take into consideration that I'll now be managing an audition, which by itself is typically enough to make you hate all of humanity, while hungover.
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Post by: explicit on 08 Feb 2015, 12:40
Sunday church, the biggest threat to Christianity
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Post by: Aimless on 08 Feb 2015, 13:33
Sexy and fun as last night was, I must say I was a little startled by just how long I was drunk, a surprising number of hours held steady at the beyond-tipsy level. The hangover was also surprisingly enduring :o no likey. Chocolate milk with cointreau is verboten from now on.
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Post by: Welu on 10 Feb 2015, 06:42
Ugh, hangover... and they came on suspicion of underage drinking. I'm not sure they caught anyone, but the place shut down for the night.

That happens constantly in my town. Pubs have kicked people out when they've heard police are planning on cracking down. The pubs are actually full of underage ones though, some more than others.
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Post by: Pickup-Styx on 12 Feb 2015, 19:39
I like you guys, you have a certain je ne sais quoi. I'm gonna let you in on a secret, my own personally proven and patented method for hangover-halting, post-haste! It's a nifty trick that those who know it refer to as "The Triple H Formula". The Triple H Formula is a tripartite method guaranteed to bring you back to 100% effectiveness, fact! Here's what you do:

1: Wake up (This is crucial)
2: Stumble to the nearest water-dispensing receptacle
3: Imbibe yourself on copious amounts of the First H- H20.
4: Shuffle yourself over to a freezer
5: Retrieve from the icy confines the Second H- Hot Pockets.
6: Microwave that greasy goodness for the appropriate amount of time. 2 minutes for one, 3.5 for two
7: While waiting, imbibe further on the First H. Drinking got you into this mess, and it'll get you out of it.
8: Allow your Hot Pockets time to cool, burned mouths are an amateur mistake.
9: Imbibe once more, downing water and C-grade meats with voraciousness. This is no time for dignity, you gave that up last night.
10: Embrace the Third H- the all-cleaning divinity of a hot shower. Feel the accumulated beer sweat and Hot Pocket grease wash away, cleansing your body and mind of the sins of the past 12 hours. Emerge from the steam reborn, like a Phoenix of old. You are now ready to conquer the day.
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Post by: Papersatan on 12 Feb 2015, 19:47
I've found the best way to cure a hangover is to prevent it by hydrating the night before.  Making yourself drink a ton of water before bed can be hard... drunk me gets distracted.  I have found the best way to make sure I drink enough water is to eat something at the edge of my spicy tolerance.  There used to be this late night Indian place in downtown Ann Arbor that made wraps, they were perfect for this.
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Post by: Pickup-Styx on 12 Feb 2015, 20:06
Yeah, whenever I'm drinking the last thing I want to be drinking is water. I usually have two or three big glasses of it before I pass out, it definitely helps take the edge off in the morning
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Post by: lepetitfromage on 13 Feb 2015, 20:29
Have any of you been so drink that your legs feel tingly and you feel like liquid?? That's me tonight. And I was d skilled enough to spill both beer AND ice cream on myself.


Yummmm.
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Post by: explicit on 14 Feb 2015, 02:48
What time is it, 6am here? Eh, what's 2 more beers.
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Post by: nekowafer on 20 Feb 2015, 19:00
Hehe poop.

I am never very mature but I appreciate how getting high makes me even less so

I like this guy and I wanna grab his buns but we will be meeting in person for the first time soon and maybe bun grabbing would be a little weird
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Post by: explicit on 20 Feb 2015, 22:56
So, imma not post shit for the rest of the night because, BUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Post by: explicit on 28 Feb 2015, 02:49
Has no one got hammered in the last week, but me? Very sad. Though I am glad that I wrote this whole thing pretty easily after 17 drinks. Must be pretty smart. Or, so dumb that I can write normally after total inebriation. Whatever.
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Post by: Thrillho on 28 Feb 2015, 07:39
I generally only get drunk socially rather than on my own, so if I'm socialising I don't tend to be on here.

But no, I've not got drunk for months.
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Post by: 94ssd on 28 Feb 2015, 08:07
Last night's cast party featured what our host called The Force. Budweiser, gin, vodka, and pink lemonade powder mixed in a cooler. It's really strong but doesn't taste that way. Some of our most well known partiers were put out of commission by it.
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 28 Feb 2015, 08:59
So, uh...The Force is strong with this one?

Drink The Force, puke.

The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.
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Post by: Half Empty Coffee Cup on 28 Feb 2015, 09:02
Sounds like it's not the drink I'm looking for.
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Post by: cesium133 on 28 Feb 2015, 09:10
Pink lemonade powder and Budweiser? I'll pass.
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Post by: explicit on 28 Feb 2015, 13:40
Kinda just sounds like regular Jungle Juice. Which I at least didn't have last night. I'm only moderately hungover at the moment.
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Post by: 94ssd on 28 Feb 2015, 22:12
The Force can have a strong influence on the weak-minded.

This pun is actually a pretty apt description.
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Post by: 94ssd on 09 Mar 2015, 19:41
Yesterday I was drunk and high. Today my mother visited. Part of me thinks that having the hangover as a distraction was actually helpful.
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Post by: explicit on 10 Mar 2015, 03:42
I can't help but feel I was supposed to do things tonight instead of getting blasted. Meh.
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Post by: chaospersonified on 11 Mar 2015, 19:24
I expect I should check in at this point. I've been punning and remembering shitty driving experiences for much of the night on the forums, it seems like I should admit I'm a bit beyond a teeny bit tipsy. Meaming I'm a little bit drunk, and the night is just starting, I have a ping and a half left to go
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Post by: explicit on 11 Mar 2015, 22:10
I don't start work for another 2 1/2 weeks, so I've just been playing videogames and getting hammered. I have nothing to do, maybe I should try to find some volunteer place for a few days. Not really for them at this point, but just so I don't get too drunk anymore. Explicit says after 7 beers with about that many left to go.
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Post by: chaospersonified on 11 Mar 2015, 22:19
I don't start work for another 2 1/2 weeks, so I've just been playing videogames and getting hammered. I have nothing to do, maybe I should try to find some volunteer place for a few days. Not really for them at this point, but just so I don't get too drunk anymore. Explicit says after 7 beers with about that many left to go.
I question both the size and strength of Explicit's beers. I personally prefer greater than 6-7%, and in quantities greater than a pint at a time, a few times per week. Then again, alcoholism runs in my family and I should probably cut
back, bur hey, happy fun time, right?
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Post by: explicit on 11 Mar 2015, 22:25
These are only about 5%ers. A lot for me on these is 20, which I prefer not doing on a wednesday.

As a rule of thumb I have to stay away from stronger beers because I don't stop drinking (a lot of that has to with my bedtime schedule actually). I find my "right before blackout" limit to be about a 750 of 80 proof liquor. My family also drinks a lot. Don't want to play into stereotypes that much, but we're all at least half Irish :-D
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Post by: 94ssd on 14 Mar 2015, 12:37
Yesterday I had to fumigate my apartment (BECAUSE ONE OF MY ROOMMATES IS A GROSS ASSHOLE WHO NEVER TAKES OUT TRASH OR DOES DISHES) and therefore couldn't be in it, so I was even more bored than usual. Taking pity on me, a friend invited me to hang out with him and his friends, and offered a bottle of honey bourbon because he didn't like it. Several hours, some scotch that this guy had at his apartment, and many rounds of Heads Up later, I have half a bottle of honey bourbon left and I'm day drinking what's left of it because I'll be busy these next two days and then on my way to a conference for a week, so I'll have no other time in the foreseeable future to enjoy it.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 24 Mar 2015, 15:01
I'm drunk!
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Post by: chaospersonified on 24 Mar 2015, 17:17
I'm drunk!

Yay, Masterpiece, drunken party forum tiemz! (By which I mean to say that I too, am intoxicated)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 24 Mar 2015, 17:31
Hello chaospersonified! I didn't notice you before.

Coding while drunk is the best
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Post by: chaospersonified on 24 Mar 2015, 17:38
I am incapable.

 I took a semester of C+ and I got an A in it, but only because I showed up every day and got my teacher to like me. Didn't learn a dang thing, and the teacher didn't teach much more than I learned. Spent a lot of time on Reddit that semester.

Writing in general though, while drunk, is amazing! Stories happen and you write characters you'd never thought about, and description is so much more fascinating! The edits are a pain in the ass, but it's always fascinating to see what drunk me thinks.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 24 Mar 2015, 17:40
Everything you just said is just as applicable to coding
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Post by: chaospersonified on 24 Mar 2015, 17:42
Everything you just said is just as applicable to coding

...Is what I thought when I typed it! There's some level of creativity in coding, I know that much! It's why I was interested in learning, but I just can't from a textbook!
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Post by: hedgie on 24 Mar 2015, 17:56
Hello chaospersonified! I didn't notice you before.

Coding while drunk is the best

It's the only way to code.  Then again, I only know Bash and Perl, so both tend to be pretty sloppy even at the best of times, but they get the job done.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 24 Mar 2015, 18:03
I am currently writing a Java Application which I will use to teach my students in the coming semester :D
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Post by: explicit on 24 Mar 2015, 22:41
This drunk talk is going right over my head, but for different reasons than usual.
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Post by: Zebediah on 02 Apr 2015, 19:17
I am too drunk to deal with the Welsh language right now.

I haven't actually had that much to drink, but still, who the hell names a town Cwmcarn? How do you even pronounce that? I thought Gaelic was hard, but at least it has enough vowels.
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Post by: cesium133 on 02 Apr 2015, 19:19
w is a vowel.
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Post by: 94ssd on 04 Apr 2015, 10:24
Apparently it's a new rule in my life that I'm not allowed to make the dreaded 2-hour drive home from my college without being hungover. It's happened every time this semester.

First week of march, I went to see a friend in a play (actually in the next town over). There was a cast party the night before. I was fine by the time the curtain went up, but the trip there was ungood.
The day before spring break started, I went to a friend's birthday party and was there most of the night.
I'm about to leave for Easter break, and guess how I'm feeling right now...
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Post by: Masterpiece on 05 Apr 2015, 18:40
weeeee being drunk all by yourself while listening to depressing music at four in the morning, weeeeeeee
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Post by: ankhtahr on 05 Apr 2015, 19:07
weeeee being drunk all by yourself while listening to depressing music at four in the morning, weeeeeeee
At least he's got me, high as a kite, to keep him virtual company.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 05 Apr 2015, 19:08
LOVE YOU TOO
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Post by: ankhtahr on 05 Apr 2015, 19:10
<3

EDIT:Stupid encoding
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Post by: Masterpiece on 05 Apr 2015, 20:22
switched from depressive Music to Janis Joplin.

Better. But I'm losing body coordination (except for keyboard operation)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 05 Apr 2015, 20:26
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK AND WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT'S FUN )but only half as fun as I expected it to be) (that always happens(
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Post by: Masterpiece on 05 Apr 2015, 20:59
well shit that didn't work quite as expected
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Post by: CrowFairy on 06 Apr 2015, 11:03
My oral exam/thesis defense is in 3 hours. Pass or fail, I will be drinking an entire bottle of chocolate wine.
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Post by: cesium133 on 06 Apr 2015, 11:16
Good luck!
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Post by: CrowFairy on 06 Apr 2015, 21:07
Thank you!
I passed!
I got an appletini earlier. Didn't like my wine, but I'm drinking milk mixed with Cinnabon vodka. It's delicious :3
We're taking drinks every time a new song starts. We are watching Across the Universe.

Today went well. Now booooooooozeeeeee
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Post by: explicit on 10 Apr 2015, 22:28
Crunk.
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Post by: chaospersonified on 21 Apr 2015, 17:07
And so starts the night, with a single IPA and a new Built To Spill record. More alcohol shall follow this, larger volume drinks with higher and lower alcohol contents alike, and the rest of my Record Store Day discoveries shall accompany me, the hipster-esque, indie rock soundtrack to my ensuing drunkenness!

 Consider this the first sign I'm about to post an unholy number of narrowly-relevant puns here and elsewhere.
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Post by: 94ssd on 25 Apr 2015, 01:24
drunk
high
cast party
have work in ;ess then 5 hours

Update: everything hurts
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Post by: KingOfIreland on 26 Apr 2015, 09:33
Tequila was a bad idea.
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Post by: Nikolai on 29 Apr 2015, 21:26
(https://i.imgur.com/5bWvWEP.jpg)
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Post by: Masterpiece on 30 Apr 2015, 16:39
Jive head beer.i Lumia beer,

This message is coming from Tapatalk inside my phone!
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 01 May 2015, 00:30
I think he's trying to communicate! Any idea what it means?
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Post by: lepetitfromage on 01 May 2015, 06:24
Errrrr.....Perhaps he's consumed so much beer that he's beginning to turn into a cellular phone?
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Post by: Thrillho on 01 May 2015, 07:23
If there's a beer that runs on the Windows OS, Masterpiece will never shut up about it  :mrgreen:
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Post by: Masterpiece on 01 May 2015, 08:00
Alas, my swipe keyboard failed me for the first time.

Translation: I've had beer. I like beer.
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Post by: Metope on 01 May 2015, 08:11
I like how the only word it got right was "beer". Twice.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 01 May 2015, 09:54
It got the main gist
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Post by: chaospersonified on 05 May 2015, 19:35
Turned in my last assignment in one class, took my final in the other. I think these things deserve celebration. As such... Yeah, Tim is tipsy. Call me tipsy Tim, if you please, the alliteration is additive, and appropriate.
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Post by: ankhtahr on 05 May 2015, 20:13
I'm not drunk, but I think my current frame of mind fits in perfectly with the theme of this thread.

After being on a complete low for about one and a half week our shared flat has acquired some weed. Things escalated a little. Today I saw a vaporizer, a blunt, and twice a shillum from the end. I am sorta stoned. Bitcoin weed is good weed.
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Post by: chaospersonified on 05 May 2015, 20:23
Bitcoin weed is good weed.

I agree with your thesis and demand to know what the fuck this is, because it's been too goddamn long since I got stoned as shit, and for fuck's sake, what's it take to get a dealer in this town?
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Post by: chaospersonified on 07 May 2015, 19:19
If you'd asked me yesterday, I got an A in chem lab, a C in the course, and a D in my lit course.

Now I know my grades, and I got two out of three. My final in lit bumped me up to a B.

Alcohol is now in my system and I have an LCD Soundsystem record on the turntable playing amazing music, and I feel so very happy. There is a pint and a half of 8% alcohol spiked punch chilling in my freezer, and I'm reading through the archive of Dumbing of Age, laughing my ass off.
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Post by: Pilchard123 on 08 May 2015, 00:22
Laughing your ass off? But you need that to live!
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Post by: 94ssd on 09 May 2015, 23:46
So my family expected me home yesterday afternoon. I went to a friend's graduation party with the intent of staying a few hours and driving home. Well the party is at a house on a gravel road. On her way up a girl accidentally shatters my windshield with rocks after getting stuck in a rut. I just had got it out the shop the day before so reaction one was rage. But I used it as an excuse to stay the night and it was one of the best nights of my life. It involved absinthe, a hot tub, and I really needed it with how stressed I've been. So maybe having my car pelted with fucking rocks was a blessing from a guardian angel.
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Post by: chaospersonified on 12 May 2015, 21:19
So I'm realizing I've only ever pre-posted in this thread. It's always been like, during beer #1 because I know my limit is low. It takes about one and a half for me to feel tipsy, so yeah, I've only ever chimed in when I was only half a step beyond sobriety. I'm still typing this up through drinking, but at least this time I'm further through a greater quantity of a higher alcohol content beer.

In any case, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia is fucking hilarious, y'all. I wasn't previously ignorant to this, but it is relevant to me at the moment.

In other news, an IPA is a terrible follow-up to a sweet drink, and I'm saying as much as someone who drinks IPAs almost exclusively. Love that sharp, bitter taste; it drops the temperature of the drink ten degrees in my opinion, but I had a sip of my next drink, Steel Reserve Blackberry while a sip remained of my Sam Adams Rebel Rouser, and I regret finishing the last of the beer prior.

Sweet and sour is okay. Sweet and bitter, not so much!
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Post by: chaospersonified on 12 May 2015, 22:08
24 oz. of 8% alcohol later, and it suggests to me that this entire thread was created on the idea that it's hella better to know other people who are also drunk at the same time.

No one else has said a damn thing. I am upset at this.
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Post by: chaospersonified on 15 May 2015, 20:24
Well today, I was very productive. I got enrolled in Summer classes; I cut the grass, and I got my hair cut. Shit ws accomplished, and I think I deserve a drink or two, or six, if you define the number of beers in 12 oz. incremements
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Post by: chaospersonified on 17 May 2015, 20:41
I've said a lot in past posts here... Tonight, I think I'll just say "yes" and leave it at that
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Post by: Noxx on 22 May 2015, 02:48
I don't drink at all anymore, but sometimes I feel compelled to add random bits of drunken advice to this thread.

Like, don't get drunk and steal a beehive. That's a BAD idea.
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Post by: Grognard on 22 May 2015, 22:04
 :-o   woah   :-o

 :psyduck: never even thought of going there....  :psyduck:
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Post by: chaospersonified on 22 May 2015, 23:15
I don't drink at all anymore, but sometimes I feel compelled to add random bits of drunken advice to this thread.

Like, don't get drunk and steal a beehive. That's a BAD idea.

Holy guacamole. It's only a bad idea if you don't own beekeeping equipment. If you do, don such a garb beforehand.

However, it is implied you did not, in which, I offer my sympathy and say this: holy shit. Hope you get better. Damn, son.
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Post by: Noxx on 23 May 2015, 00:11

I don't drink at all anymore, but sometimes I feel compelled to add random bits of drunken advice to this thread.

Like, don't get drunk and steal a beehive. That's a BAD idea.

Holy guacamole. It's only a bad idea if you don't own beekeeping equipment. If you do, don such a garb beforehand.

However, it is implied you did not, in which, I offer my sympathy and say this: holy shit. Hope you get better. Damn, son.

We survived. This was many many years ago.
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Post by: hedgie on 23 May 2015, 01:14
I think that's one of those things that makes a great "it seemed like a good idea at the time" sort of anecdote.
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Post by: 94ssd on 23 May 2015, 07:25
In just two days I will be allowed to get drunk legally. AKA do what I do already but overpay for the drinks in bars.
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Post by: Masterpiece on 23 May 2015, 09:38
You seem to make a bigger deal out of that fact than you try to let on.
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Post by: 94ssd on 23 May 2015, 19:02
You seem to make a bigger deal out of that fact than you try to let on.

I think I only felt that I should post that because I was buzzed at the time? To be truthful I don't give a shit about buying alcohol myself, the bigger deal is that I can actually go into the bars with my friends, most of whom are already 21. AND I'm planning my first birthday party in 7 years I think it is. I either was too depressed, or too busy because during high school it was always finals week, or my family was ruining my 18th birthday which led to a bit of a self-harm relapse oops I don't think I've ever mentioned that about me on here before, or I was somewhere for the summer working and had no friends nearby. So that's really what I'm looking forward to.
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Post by: chaospersonified on 23 May 2015, 19:15
Warn you now, as someone who tends toward depression (Bipolar II, technically, but there's no sign of the mania during the depression) alcohol is not helpful.

In any case, you at least have a group to drink with. Good for you. Stick with a group, unless they're assholes.
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Post by: chaospersonified on 23 May 2015, 19:18
It now occurs to me that you have previously posted, despite your youth (says the 22 y/old to the dude barely a year his younger).

I apologize, though I stand by what was said, and excuse it with the fact I been drinking.
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Post by: 94ssd on 23 May 2015, 19:45
I come from a family that is really bad at doing anything in moderation so I've trained myself to not be like them and I know my emotional and health (since I have Crohns to think about) limits, and it won't be my first time drinking.
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Post by: chaospersonified on 23 May 2015, 22:03
I come from a family that is really bad at doing anything in moderation so I've trained myself to not be like them and I know my emotional and health (since I have Crohns to think about) limits, and it won't be my first time drinking.

Good for you. I have a family history of raging alcoholism and a traumatic brain injury that could cause seizures in response to alcohol, yet I find myself drinking anyway, because a few hours happiness is all I need at the moment, and for tomorrow? Well, I have more alcohol.
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Post by: 94ssd on 25 May 2015, 02:06
drunk thoughts: I have the best job. Like, I have work in 4 hours and I'm going to be really hungover when I show up, but it doesn't matter in the slightest. Add that to how easy picking up or getting subs for hours is, and I'm never going to have a life this easy again unless I end up a CEO or something. It's the only job I've had where I can look at my just above minimum wage paycheck and think "yeah, I probably deserve about that much"
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Noxx on 25 May 2015, 23:43

drunk thoughts: I have the best job. Like, I have work in 4 hours and I'm going to be really hungover when I show up, but it doesn't matter in the slightest. Add that to how easy picking up or getting subs for hours is, and I'm never going to have a life this easy again unless I end up a CEO or something. It's the only job I've had where I can look at my just above minimum wage paycheck and think "yeah, I probably deserve about that much"

You should try retiring to maintenance. My position is commonly referenced as "the best job we never did"
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Edguy on 26 May 2015, 20:43
I finished my last exam of the semester and now I'm rightfully drunk.  :clairedoge:
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Noxx on 26 May 2015, 23:58

I finished my last exam of the semester and now I'm rightfully drunk.  :clairedoge:

Stock up Bloody Mary ingredients. GD there's nothing like a good Bloody Mary on a weekday hangover
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Masterpiece on 04 Jun 2015, 02:54
I'm DEADDD
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: chaospersonified on 04 Jun 2015, 03:11
I'm DEADDD

Awful loud for a dead guy. It's policy to kill the loud, dead ones. Especially when I'm hungover.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Edguy on 06 Jun 2015, 18:34
I'm not drunk, but I've met a lot of drunk people today (and served them alcohol). My respect for people working behind the bar just went up!
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: chaospersonified on 06 Jun 2015, 21:38
I'm not drunk, but I've met a lot of drunk people today (and served them alcohol). My respect for people working behind the bar just went up!

Spent my evening talking to a person who bartends. They told me a story about last night. It was rough. They deserve tips.

In other news, I would in fact qualify as drunk by this point.

That is, to some degree, due to my status as a featherbottom*

*'featherbottom' being my favorite synonym for lightweight, as per Flula Borg, in My Drunk Kitchen
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: 94ssd on 10 Jun 2015, 19:01
My first "I'm 21 and I can get the ingredients to make any mixed drink I want" failed experiment - http://liquor.com/recipes/spiced-rum-milk-punch/#R1wDwsietkMuKfzR.97
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Noxx on 13 Jun 2015, 18:55
I'm going to go play poker tonight, which is my thinly veiled surrogate for drinking, because I'm tired and pissy and I can't even. 

Fuck.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: chaospersonified on 13 Jun 2015, 20:31
You know, at a certain point, with enough changes between wine, and whisky, and beer, you stop caring about which specific beer you're drinking. Next experiment, do I still dislike straight vodka?
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: explicit on 13 Jun 2015, 22:08
You know, at a certain point, with enough changes between wine, and whisky, and beer, you stop caring about which specific beer you're drinking. Next experiment, do I still dislike straight vodka?

I'm gonna go with... yes?
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: chaospersonified on 13 Jun 2015, 22:14
You know, at a certain point, with enough changes between wine, and whisky, and beer, you stop caring about which specific beer you're drinking. Next experiment, do I still dislike straight vodka?

I'm gonna go with... yes?

Less than previously.

About 17% less.

According to drunk math.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Kugai on 13 Jun 2015, 22:17
*Sings* (off key)  That Ol' Janx Spirit
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: chaospersonified on 13 Jun 2015, 22:53
That Ol' Janx Spirit

You got some?

Well shit, now we're only the eye of an algolian sun tiger away from a pan-galactic gargleblaster!
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Kugai on 14 Jun 2015, 12:48
Sorry, my Lemon Tree is currently in Winter Mode
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Aimless on 14 Jun 2015, 15:14
I have found my new favourite cocktail (after G&T ofc): a rum Old Fashioned with Ron Zacapa 23, two sugar cubes, orange peel and finished off with a couple of dashes of chocolate bitters (in addition to the regular bitters). It's the second most well-balanced cocktail I've ever had. Gave me goosebumps of pleasure :) I was very surprised by my reaction.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: CrowFairy on 14 Jun 2015, 23:37
You know, at a certain point, with enough changes between wine, and whisky, and beer, you stop caring about which specific beer you're drinking. Next experiment, do I still dislike straight vodka?
Straight vodka tastes like acid reflux. I am not a fan.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: 94ssd on 06 Jul 2015, 23:26
Said goodbye to a really good friend tonight by getting druuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunk and high with her and some other friends. Why does graduating and going out into the real world happen? We're theatre majors, none of us are ready to actually face real life. I'm certainly not. God, every time one of these parties happens (and there's been 3 this summer since graduation) I get scared about how that's me graduating in just under a year.

still fucked up edit - I think what makes this one different and made me want to post about it is that she got emotional about leaving us, her friends, while the other two parties were a bit more laid back. College has felt like the only time since my childhood in Ohio that I've felt like I have real friends who actually care about me, and the thought of starting over again in a year is terrifying.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Masterpiece on 01 Aug 2015, 21:22
Druuuuuuyuuuuuuuuuuunkkkkk
This post was sent from Tapatalk inside my phone!
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Aimless on 18 Aug 2015, 09:04
I am finally enjoying my vacation. I said fuckitall and have enjoyed lying in the sun for the first time this summer and am pleasantly tipsy on good g&t :) soon tapas, then more goodness
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: 94ssd on 29 Aug 2015, 06:00
I feel like a train hit me, and then another train hit that train. And my freaking alarm clock was set to the wrong time zone so it woke me up an hour earlier.

edit - currently at that not fun level of buzzed where I mostly just feel self-loathing. 
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: 94ssd on 05 Sep 2015, 17:05
I'm not allowed to get drunk for the next two weeks. But I can do other things. Things that actually might be prescribed to me to help my symptoms if I didn't live in an ass-backwards state.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: hedgie on 07 Sep 2015, 18:25
Spathe booze:  http://www.theregister.co.uk/2015/09/07/space_whisky_experiment_smells_rubber_smoked_fish_ardbeg/
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: chaospersonified on 07 Sep 2015, 19:42
Regarding the thread title: I am a BIT.

Three pints over three hours, I only feel so close to drunk because my tolerance is low. However. Pint #4 is chilling, and I got a shot of whiskey in the corner pocket, if I should feel so inclined. I doubt I should, this seems like a night of beer and writing. I should really set an alarm to prevent me from leaving a pint of beer in the freezer overnight.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: explicit on 07 Sep 2015, 22:09
I've had... 12 beers. Mostly all Guinness, which is is pretty hard to get drunk on.

I've also had a couple "not your father's root beers" which is just great.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: hedgie on 07 Sep 2015, 22:26
I'm honestly impressed.  Not because of the alcohol level, but that much Guinness would be impossible for me.  Just feels too heavy in the stomach.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: SubaruStephen on 07 Sep 2015, 23:03
Straight vodka tastes like acid reflux. I am not a fan.

No, it tastes like non-chlorinated brake cleaner, believe me, I know first hand.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: chaospersonified on 08 Sep 2015, 18:47
I'm honestly impressed.

Explicit has so far always impressed me when he lists the amount it takes to get him drunk.

And SubaruStephen, ye of the car and human name combination, I feel there is a difference in brands, so my question is this: What variety of non-chlorinated brake cleaner have you sampled?
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: SubaruStephen on 08 Sep 2015, 20:32
I think it was CRC, but I'm not entirely sure, it happened about 11 years ago and most of what I do remember is the horrible taste (I will never be able to forget that) and the panic of trying to inhale, exhale, cough, puke, sneeze, and scream all at once.

ALWAYS pay attention to which way the spray nozzle is pointing.

I haven't been able drink any alcohol since then without HEAVILY diluting it with soda or juice (sometimes both) until it's almost nonexistent.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: 94ssd on 19 Sep 2015, 06:13
You know how normal people may have a sore throat or whiplash after a concert. I'd like to introduce you all to me, the only person who bruised their knuckles and wrist from drumming along to the beat too hard.

In fairness to myself, the drummer last night was way too good for that band.

You know, at a certain point, with enough changes between wine, and whisky, and beer, you stop caring about which specific beer you're drinking. Next experiment, do I still dislike straight vodka?
Straight vodka tastes like acid reflux. I am not a fan.

Storytime...I was too drunk to notice this post when it originally happened months ago. Drinking straight vodka (combined with several PBRs from a game called True American, which I won) caused my only ever party foul throwing-up situation. The bathroom was occupied and dude would not get out. I drank an entire bottle in one weekend, but like 3/4ths of it went down that first night.

So yeah, found my limit that night. Also, winning True American is not something to be proud of. It's a drinking game where the winner is the one who drank the most.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: chaospersonified on 19 Sep 2015, 18:20
So I am several shots, one strong-as-fuck mixed drink* and a beer into watching a season 2 episode of Glee where the topic is underage drinking. I don't know what it is about this show, I'm loving it, but at the same time, I am filled with unapologetic disdain for it**. Yet here I am, Saturday night, getting seriously pissed at my internet for literally taking the last hour to show me 20 minutes of one episode, but still watching. I'm drunk this time, it's the only way I could still be paying attention after so much time, but the fact is I wasn't for most of it.

This show is a fucking soap opera. And I am loving it. I feel this invalidates my 72% hipster credibility. I also feel people who actually give a fuck about that sort of 'hipster cred' concept are shallow shitheads

*only way I drink them

**such disdain is reserved for asshats who steal arrangements from innocent folk like JoCo without giving due credit
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: chaospersonified on 19 Sep 2015, 18:42
Also, dude, 'months ago?'

That shit was eleven days ago. Not even 2 weeks. Not half a month, though.

 Sillypants. Your pants are silly.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: 94ssd on 19 Sep 2015, 19:39
Also, dude, 'months ago?'

That shit was eleven days ago. Not even 2 weeks. Not half a month, though.

 Sillypants. Your pants are silly.

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Quote from: LoliButt on June 15, 2015, 02:37:42 AM
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: chaospersonified on 20 Sep 2015, 05:18
...I was drunk. I think I thought you were talking about the last comment?
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Thrillho on 21 Sep 2015, 06:35
Fuck Glee for its biphobia.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Detachable Felix on 21 Sep 2015, 06:38
Fuck pretty much everything in the media for its collective biphobia :(

Incidentally, it's Bisexual Awareness Week (http://www.bisexualweek.com)!

(I wasn't even aware that we got an awareness week, thanks bi-erasure)
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: chaospersonified on 21 Sep 2015, 15:56
Fuck Glee for its biphobia.

You think I missed that?

Dude, I'm bisexual. This is also news to me that we have a week.

It's annoying, but lke Detachable Felix said, it's hardly limited to Glee.

Glee's guilty of stealing ideas, their webshow from a fan, musical arrangements from independent artists, and it was pretty clearly run by jerks. Like I said. I'm conflicted over this. It's fun to watch, but don't get me started on the behind-the-scenes bullshit. There's some severe fuckery there
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: 94ssd on 21 Sep 2015, 19:48
I love musicals, a lot, and their shitty arrangements offend me almost as much as the biphobia.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: chaospersonified on 22 Sep 2015, 09:04
See, y'all are throwing out the same arguments I have for the past several years, but it doesn't change that I enjoy it. It's enjoyable the way a Michael Bay movie is, not because it's good, it's not, but because it's fun. Any case, I don't need to justify something that I'm enjoying. Don't like it, you've made your point, and I can't argue with any of them, because you're not wrong. Still fun.

Either way, it's only 11AM, and I'm not drunk enough to do this. Tonight, things will be different. It's the last day of Summer, this is my last chance to run through the multiple 'summer ales' and 'summer pilsners.' I say multiple. I got one of each, Abita and Shiner. I also got vodka.

Tomorrow morning I have History class, to make up for what I forget about tonight's.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Near Lurker on 23 Sep 2015, 21:13
Hey - on the "added hangovers" front, I was thinking about premixing some baking soda to keep in my mini-fridge, so that I wouldn't have to deal with going to the shared kitchen for a measuring spoon (and maybe keeping a bottle in my car for heartburn), and I was wondering whether there was any reason not to do this?  Like, will it stop working after a while?

(Anyway, if we're on the topic of musicals, gonna plug the Zdunich movies again.  Hey, he told me to!)
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Welu on 30 Sep 2015, 19:05
Last minute night out. Yay! Drunk.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: 94ssd on 02 Oct 2015, 15:51
Not drunk yet, but just want to give some context for what I might post on this thread later tonight: Tonight, I am going to, semi-willingly, attend the cast party for my school's production of Enemy of the People, which I sound designed. This is a production which has the lowest morale I've ever seen, pretty much everyone is in agreement that it's going very poorly. Actors have been at each other's throats throughout the entire process. There are a lot of freshmen involved.

Should be a fun? time. I mean we're theatre people, cast parties wouldn't be interesting without SOME drama. But in four years (six if you count high school) I have never actually seen a cast that hated each other and the show they're doing quite as much as this one.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: 94ssd on 03 Oct 2015, 12:42
Last night featured, among other things, two public meltdowns (as predicted), a hole punched (actually accidentally elbowed) into the wall, flickering lights due to the storm, and a frightening but fortunately brief and trouble-free visit from our friendly neighborhood lawmen (I've been in parties that were broken up by the cops before, but I don't think I EVER have seen a room get that quiet that quickly - there were a lot of freshmen at this one). I drank substandard beer (Hi-Wire IPA, not a good use of $10), took shots, danced (?!), lost at Smash, and played circle of death. So I mostly had a good time. But I did have a lowlight of saying a lot of anxiety-fueled, self-deprecating things to a crush. Something about how I feel like I'm a selfish asshole who is just trying to pretend not to be in order to fit in.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: chaospersonified on 04 Oct 2015, 19:05
Last week, I abstained, because I had a wedding to attend on Thursday, and also, I only had two beer remaining. They were Oktoberfest varieties, best saved for October, because duh. However, I imbibed a bit at the reception, finally tried Canadian beer, and the next day, at my uncle's house, had some damn good German Oktoberfest beer. That parrt of the family's into beer. The tables at the reception were named for Michigan breweries, a fact I don't actually know whether I can be proud I recognized. Half recognized. I knew they were breweries. Didn't make the connection between my cousin being a proper Michigander and the locations of said breweries.

Tonight, I have those two I mentioned. Then, I was like, 'that ain't enough,' so I went to a gas station, got some Michelob Ultra, which is one I haven't tried that my aunt recommended, and a Coors Light, which was, as far as I can tell, recommended to me at an critical time in my life by Diggnation, and is therefore, not necessarily by its own virtue, my favorite of the commonly-found beer brands.

I am an efficient drunk, which means the same as it does in cars. An efficient car needs little gas to go further, and similarly, I need only a little alcohol to get me feeling loose. I have thus far had only a pint and a half of Michelob, and am letting the Abita Oktoberfest chill in the freezer for a tad longer while I post this. It has been warming up in a cupboard since I decided to wait until literal October to drink it, but now it's had some time in the freezer.

Any case, I expect the night shall go thusly:
 I'll drink more, watch videos of a semi-explicit nature*, and write stories that teeter on the edge of indecency, the way I personally like them.

*'Semi-explicit' meaning it's only explicit if you know the reason behind watching them. Not classically porn, barely even softcore but enough that my school's censors have officially banned this site's content.

Don't pretend your lonely drunken nights don't follow similar patterns, the only difference, I expect, is the writing bit.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: 94ssd on 01 Nov 2015, 19:39
I normally don't get bad hangovers. Maybe a bit of a headache when I wake up. But god I really did a number on myself last night. And yeah I drank a lot, but not enough where this should be the worst hangover I've ever had. It's 10 PM. I woke up at noon. My head is still throbbing, and all the Advil and water in the world hasn't helped.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Masterpiece on 21 Nov 2015, 08:58
I drank waaaaaaaaay too much yesterday but strangely I have the most pleasant hangover in a very long time. No splitting head ache, no nausea, just a general feeling of sleepiness with a heavy head. And also my whole body is tense, but that's cause I was dancing like crazy last night.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Masterpiece on 21 Nov 2015, 09:00
But that being said, I still don't know why I drank seven litres of beer.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: 94ssd on 22 Nov 2015, 05:48
Last night became interesting in a way that my drunken nights usually aren't, as in a 'made out with an almost complete stranger' kind of interesting
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: cesium133 on 07 Jan 2016, 18:17
A quick graph I just made after some observations (on the y-axis, 1 is a normal person):
(http://i.imgur.com/kIjYktD.png)
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: hedgie on 07 Jan 2016, 18:31
The Ballmer peak of social interaction!
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Grognard on 08 Jan 2016, 20:51
I am mildly ghih from apint ckillers.

legit medical stuff.

valium & perocet
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: 94ssd on 08 Jan 2016, 21:19
A quick graph I just made after some observations (on the y-axis, 1 is a normal person):
(http://i.imgur.com/kIjYktD.png)

Mine would be a linear progression until about 6 or 7 when it would plummet immediately just as I would
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: cesium133 on 08 Jan 2016, 21:21
Looking at that graph while sober (I made the graph while drunk), I'm kicking myself.

That peak should be a Lorentzian, not a Gaussian.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: explicit on 09 Jan 2016, 22:32
Let's play a game (no this isn't anything like those bad Saw movies)

Don't even think about it, just provide your answer in number form, whatever number first appears in your head.

How many drinks is too many on any given night?

How many is too many in a week? Go.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: CrowFairy on 10 Jan 2016, 21:06
8 was the number that popped in my head. Not sure why. I do know that 19+ shots is a very, very bad idea. Same guy took Valium because he was drunk and his drunk friend offered him some. It is a wonder he lived through that day.

A week? 17 is the number that popped in my head.

Again, no basis. Just the number that came to mind.

My roomies and I try not to drink more than 3 or 4 times a week. Most times, we go at least a month.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: explicit on 10 Jan 2016, 21:10
I was very drunk when I wrote that. Looking back on it, my number's are 12 and 30; numbers I go over a decent amount of the time...

Still not as bad as college though!
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Metope on 10 Jan 2016, 22:57
Depends on the drink, but more than 3 glasses of wine or 4 pints of beer is too much in one night for me, I'm a super lightweight! When it comes to drinks per week, I have no idea really. If I get really drunk one day I'll definitely not want it to happen again anytime soon, but sometimes I'll have one glass of wine or a beer every day for a week, so uhh... maybe 12?

...sorry, couldn't not think  :-P
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: 94ssd on 13 Jan 2016, 21:24
Let's play a game (no this isn't anything like those bad Saw movies)

Don't even think about it, just provide your answer in number form, whatever number first appears in your head.

How many drinks is too many on any given night?

How many is too many in a week? Go.

See, it depends on your definition of 'drinks' and 'night.' At a cast party or any other party with friends, 7-8 beers isn't too much for me. I would never down that many at a bar though, for multiple reasons, the main one is money, secondary to that is that I prefer to get really drunk around people I trust, and lastly bars are usually when I get mixed drinks whereas I reserve beer (or straight liquor if it's a special occasion) for partying purposes. And certainly you wouldn't want to drink that much at a formal event.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: explicit on 13 Jan 2016, 21:31
Everyone thought about it. Haha
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Thrillho on 18 Jan 2016, 11:21
There is no response. Because it depends on your tolerance level.

I discovered the other night that eight scotches in one night is probably one too many for a Friday night, but at university I would have 20-25 in one night and make it to the lecture the next day.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: 94ssd on 30 Jan 2016, 06:14
So...when I got home at 3:30 AM, a pint of rum and 2 cans of beer drunker than when I started, I apparently decided to do some online shopping before going to sleep, but drunk me was a lot more thoughtful of sober me than I expected him to be. Because when I opened my computer I discovered that I had done this

(http://i.imgur.com/GdHu6BJ.png)
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: President Peaches on 30 Jan 2016, 09:15
I once had a dillema a few semesters ago. I had enough grades accumulated in my accounting course to pass and be above average, but the final exam was all that was left. I asked myself, should I show up or not?

One of my friends solved that question for me by inviting me to his end of semester party and convincing me to show up anyway. In the end I went to a really awesome party and the next morning I still wasn't sobered up when I walked into the class. My exam grade was still above average.

Anyway, changed majors for accounting and management since I can easily pull off accounting even while sweating off enough gin tonics to invade India for Queen and Country.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: 94ssd on 06 Feb 2016, 01:34
It's 4:30 AM, I went to [the Alumni Night] party and may have drank an entire fifth of rum in addition to other shots, so I'm unlikely to remember the events of this night, this is the most drunk I've been in a long time, which is why I'm posting here for posterity in the hopes I see it later. Because this night truly was amazing and had some lessons that I could carry with myself forever and it would be a real bad thing if I forgot them because of the state I'm in.

1. Despite my own state of extreme drunkeness, I helped a friend through suicidal thoughts. This friend is going to be okay, in a large part because of what I said. I should be proud of myself because of this.

2. Another friend of mine , showed genuine concern about me, and was the only one who noticed (at least out loud) my recent depression, and also shared some of the dark feelings she's had about herself. She says I'm one of the most caring and selfless people I've met. I don't believe it. I say I feel the same way about her (especially because she was the only one who ever said such nice things about me), she doesn't believe it, and said she's fought through her own feelings of worthlessness and feeling alone. We promised that (as friends) we could support each other through our anxiety and fears. Don't forget to do this. Also she wasn't the only one. [redacted] (for the benefit of you forum readers: ex crush) confessed that I was her oldest friend at this university and that I was the primary reason she didn't drop out. PEOPLE DO CARE ABOUT ME. PEOPLE THINK I'M IMPORTANT EVEN IF I DON'T

That's all, good night.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: 94ssd on 28 Mar 2016, 17:00
Just rediscovered that^ post, which I guess was the purpose of posting it. First of all the beginning of February feels like fucking forever ago even though it really wasn't. Second...I very rarely get drunk enough to forget nights but I need to start keeping a drunk journal if that's the sort of stuff that actually happens when I do.

Also wow my flagrant use of real names and name-dropping the organization that kind of broke the rules by hosting that party. Definitely editing that.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: CrowFairy on 22 Apr 2016, 21:39
A question my curiosity has raised:

Why do you/we drink?

I was drinking last night and thinking about how I don't drink if it tastes or smells like alcohol (because my taste buds are very sensitive, and I'm technically not supposed to be drinking in the first place, so it might as well be worth skipping my meds for). So if it's not to get the taste of alcohol (which smells and tastes like moldy bread to me), then what am I doing?

Not to get existential on you, but what's the point? What do you gain from drinking? (This is not rhetorical or sarcastic or condescending. Think about it.) I'd really like to know what you think and how you feel about it.

I drink maybe once a month or so, so it's not like I'm terribly concerned about liver damage or the majority of the negative effects of drinking way too much. It's just something I wonder about.

Like, if I'm drinking it because it's delicious, is it not theoretically possible to find an equally delicious fruit juice? But alcohol does come in more flavors..................................... Hm.

Anyway, why do you drink? When do you drink? When do you NOT drink?
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: hedgie on 22 Apr 2016, 21:54
Last weekend was a bit of a piss-up, had a hair of the dog Monday to kill the hangover.  That was for effect.  Just wanted to be completely numb.  Most of the time, it's usually because it's a social activity (at the pub).  I still go there sometimes when I'm not drinking, but having a couple of beers seems to enhance the experience. 

Unless I plan on getting drunk, I don't drink at home unless it's whisky.  I very much enjoy a good one, and there is no way to create an alternative.
Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: celticgeek on 22 Apr 2016, 22:10
On the advice of my doctor, I have a glass of red wine with or after dinner (best advice from a doctor ever).  If we go out to dinner I will have a drink, Guinness at my favorite Irish pub, or a margarita at my favorite Mexican place, with dinner, or a sangria at a seafood place.  Other than that, I don't drink much, but every so often a nice shot of Laphroaig goes very well as a nightcap. 

Mostly I have a drink because it tastes good with the food I am eating.

Title: Re: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers!
Post by: Blue Kitty on 23 Apr 2016, 19:14
Still not a whiskey/scotch person. Tried some Crown Royal on the rocks and it was slow going.

Also tried Oberon and it's not half bad. Reminds me of a Leinenkugel Summer Shandy. Though any time I think about it I remember he was the king of the fairies.
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Post by: Welu on 12 Jun 2016, 16:35
I've been drinking and playing Final Fantasy VI and on Snapchat and I finally finished FFVI! I've been sharing myself getting exaggerated emotional about the game and now I'm really emotional about the characters! Actually tearing up and now I can't stop laughing at myself. I LOVE VIDEO GAMES SO MUCH
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Post by: 94ssd on 02 Jul 2016, 00:01
13 months after turning 21, I have finally learned my lesson when it comes to alcohol consumption. And that is, because of my Crohns problems, I will always have terrible, stomach churning hangovers from beer. Whereas I can drink a fifth of rum or vodka, get much more drunk than I ever would from beer, and awaken with just a manageable headache.

I've finally found the common denominator between my easy hangovers and my terrible ones. I can be really unobservant sometimes.
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Post by: Alex C on 05 Aug 2016, 20:55
i get drunk enough to come back after like a million years and the first post on this page is super old and about not drinking

what have we become
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Post by: explicit on 05 Aug 2016, 22:15
To be fair, I could post here every other day considering that's about how often I've been getting drunk, but that just seems depressing.
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Post by: 94ssd on 07 Aug 2016, 23:05
10 PM me wanted to go to bed early (despite the fact that Mondays are my day off) because I had a 13 hour work day

2 AM me (me right now) - 4 beers, 3 shots, many blunt hits, and several new friends made later - thinks that 10 PM me is stupid. It may have been a really busy day and week but I'm glad I decided to party instead of crash early.

I feel like tonight was a good night because I really got over my fears of being in a new place and around new people and let myself go a bit just as I would with old friends.
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Post by: Patty122 on 25 Aug 2016, 10:52
I tough it was a good idea go for some drinks on a wednesday, now I'm hungover at work  :cry:
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Post by: sitnspin on 25 Aug 2016, 10:56
Better to be hungover on company time than your own. Who wants to waste thier free time feeling like crap?
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Post by: explicit on 31 Aug 2016, 00:37
Better to be hungover on company time than your own. Who wants to waste thier free time feeling like crap?

But I work with kids... they're loud.

Anyway, I seem to be having a reoccurring problem where some of my beer dribbles down the side of my mouth. Like an Airplane-esque kind of drinking problem.
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Post by: sitnspin on 31 Aug 2016, 03:16
Maybe try taking smaller sips?
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Post by: explicit on 31 Aug 2016, 03:55
I'm more of a gulper than a sipper.
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Post by: sitnspin on 31 Aug 2016, 06:50
Well, you know what they say about repeating the same action expecting different results.
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Post by: Thrillho on 31 Aug 2016, 08:49
Well, you know what they say about repeating the same action expecting different results.

It's fannnnn-tastic!
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Post by: explicit on 31 Aug 2016, 11:13
Maybe....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKMMCPeiQoc

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Post by: Welu on 22 Dec 2018, 19:11
I'm bringing back this thread because I'm so drunk and there was kisses and it was good!!
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Post by: Near Lurker on 24 Dec 2018, 02:54
I'm drunk-watching reacts to, alternately, the RWBY episodes with first, the loredump, and second, the eyegouging and cute lesbians.