Topic: Drunk thread - now with added hangovers! (Read 491224 times)

Thrillho · « **Reply #350 on:** 22 Dec 2013, 08:00 »

Got invited out at the last minute by a friend to act as the buffer between her and a creepy guy last night. Got free drinks out of the deal. Woke up at her place and was totally confused about not being in my own bed. Should really be way more hung over.

Loki · « **Reply #351 on:** 23 Dec 2013, 16:05 »

A beer and a Tequila Sunrise

thats about as much as Loki needs

to be drunk. A haiku
this is not.

Loki · « **Reply #352 on:** 23 Dec 2013, 16:07 »

why the fuck do these trains have electricity outlets which noone is aware of. and then they dont even have electricity. my phone is gonna be empty soon

bainidhe_dub · « **Reply #353 on:** 23 Dec 2013, 17:27 »

A haiku:

Husband is back home
Last night three drinks was a blackout
Tonight looks better

Masterpiece · « **Reply #354 on:** 25 Dec 2013, 19:46 »

I am drunk. 'S all you have t'know.

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #355 on:** 31 Dec 2013, 16:54 »

Such drubk very akcohol wuw mhch skeepimg

henri bemis · « **Reply #356 on:** 31 Dec 2013, 21:29 »

I've got home-made iced tea with a splash of vodka (ok, more than a splash).

thank you, forumites,
for using the right plural
of haiku - no 's'

And if you correctly* use 'fewer' and 'less' I will give you a hug.

I originally wrote 'correctily,' and I'm pretty sure that needs to be a word. New year! 2014!

Aimless · « **Reply #357 on:** 31 Dec 2013, 21:29 »

I have a cortex and a cerebellum and ne'er the twain shall meet

I went from one party to another and there were people from my old highschool class there which was nice but i was too drunk to have anything even remotely resembling a normal conversation which was a shame because i felt i had so much wisdom and love to share with them as well as with all the strangers

lepetitfromage · « **Reply #358 on:** 31 Dec 2013, 21:58 »

Not quite drunk, but rang in the new year with my very first hot toddy. Deeeeelicious.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #359 on:** 31 Dec 2013, 22:07 »

I just hosted a new years party of 50 people, I'm drunk and exhausted. Cleaning tomorrow.

Thrillho · « **Reply #360 on:** 31 Dec 2013, 23:26 »

Oh lord so drunk last night. Woke up drunk and hungover simultaneously. At six fucking am.

henri bemis · « **Reply #361 on:** 31 Dec 2013, 23:29 »

I spilled tea all over my kitchen, and now my socks are wet with tea, but I cleaned most of it up with toilet paper because I'm not adult enough to have a proper mop. AHHH wet socks. I want to take them off, but if I don't keep wiggling my toes, they'll turn to concrete, because that is what dirty socks do.

Also, Happy New Year! That's a thing that happened two and a half hours ago EST.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #362 on:** 01 Jan 2014, 06:12 »

And I am living up to my profile picture subtitle again.

Metope · « **Reply #363 on:** 01 Jan 2014, 06:22 »

I didn't have a lot to drink and I was only slightly tipsy, but I was expecting to wake up with a hangover anyway since the recent trend with my body has been getting hangovers from a single glass of wine/beer. Woke up completely fine! Didn't even have a caffeine withdrawal headache, which I usually have anyway. I'm invincible!

Loki · « **Reply #364 on:** 01 Jan 2014, 06:56 »

I only had a few sips of met yesterdays (first time ever). It was nice and tasted like cherries and honey.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #365 on:** 01 Jan 2014, 07:43 »

So got very drunk, ran around and had fun, got kilt checked A LOT, got bit by one chick so hard on the lip she gave me a fat lip (she had some fucking TEETH). I have what appears to be a small burn on my right ring finger.... so not bad!

ankhtahr · « **Reply #366 on:** 01 Jan 2014, 10:19 »

Had a glass of rum and a glass of whisky yesterday. Venezuelan Ron Diplomatico Reserva Exclusiva (called Ron Botucal due to licensing issues in Germany). I love that stuff almost as much as I love Laphroaig. I didn't want to get drunk, and I kept to that.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #367 on:** 04 Jan 2014, 18:05 »

So
I played drinking games with some people I could round up, after decimating them at Catan. It was so very fun, although my houseguest got uncomfortably flirty again and my very good friend kissed me. I also had a very nostalgic and cathartic talk with another friend of mine afterwards, and he showed me (albeit indirectly) that there are so many reasons to love myself.
Only thing that worries me is the fact that my head is spinning and I feel like puking.

Lupercal · « **Reply #368 on:** 05 Jan 2014, 04:14 »

Quote from: Gareth on 31 Dec 2013, 23:26

Oh lord so drunk last night. Woke up drunk and hungover simultaneously. At six fucking am.

Is this worse than being drunk and having a weird 'waking hangover' before you've even gone to bed? Had that on NYE. Luckily was not hungover the next day, but the waking hangover is a toxic, horrid bastard intent on ruining my buzz!

Thrillho · « **Reply #369 on:** 05 Jan 2014, 05:15 »

Being drunk and hungover simultaneously is wretched however you slice it.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #370 on:** 06 Jan 2014, 20:59 »

Thrillho · « **Reply #371 on:** 07 Jan 2014, 01:50 »

I have been drunk and/or high every day for the past two weeks. Let's make this one day sober, shall we?

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #372 on:** 12 Jan 2014, 21:14 »

This is why I love going out drinking:

Loki · « **Reply #373 on:** 20 Jan 2014, 13:37 »

Still slightly tipsy from one beer I had. Goddammit, I really get drunk faster than ever. Any idea if lack of sleep can cause that?
I should go to sleep as long as I feel good, but I feel like staying awake and making lewd jokes at everybody.

Thrillho · « **Reply #374 on:** 20 Jan 2014, 14:34 »

Quote from: Loki on 20 Jan 2014, 13:37

Any idea if lack of sleep can cause that?

Yep.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #375 on:** 20 Jan 2014, 14:36 »

Quote from: Gareth on 20 Jan 2014, 14:34

Quote from: Loki on 20 Jan 2014, 13:37
Any idea if lack of sleep can cause that?

Yep.

Definitely.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #376 on:** 21 Jan 2014, 07:19 »

Getting drunk in university: the best kind of drunk

94ssd · « **Reply #377 on:** 21 Jan 2014, 14:26 »

Seriously why do I get hangover nosebleeds now? This has happened twice now.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #378 on:** 21 Jan 2014, 16:00 »

At least you're not getting toxic hangover farts.

Masterpiece · « **Reply #379 on:** 03 Feb 2014, 17:38 »

I am DRUUUUUNK girrls (was gonna pull a Jesse Pinkman there, but decided against it), whats uuuuuuuuuuuup?

Loki · « **Reply #380 on:** 06 Feb 2014, 14:20 »

Two halfbeers. Plus I halfvoluntarily lost a bet and had to pay one of the TAs who was at the pub a whiskey. Worth it x)

Thrillho · « **Reply #381 on:** 15 Feb 2014, 14:28 »

SO HIGH WAHT THEFUCJ

BeoPuppy · « **Reply #382 on:** 15 Feb 2014, 14:40 »

Whisky fair in a church. I drank all the scotch.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #383 on:** 15 Feb 2014, 22:55 »

Fuck me I needed this. I am drunk, I spent time with people. Life is good.

Patrick · « **Reply #384 on:** 21 Feb 2014, 19:30 »

I sampled one of each beer in the IPA variety pack by Stone Brewing, as well as 2 reds and 2 whites, and then had a glass of Scotch.

I'm gonna fucking throw up tonight, it's my homegirl's 21st bday and in America that means FUCKING PARTY, YOU FUCKING FUCK

(already halfway there)

Metope · « **Reply #385 on:** 21 Feb 2014, 19:38 »

uuuh too much wine, i was only gonna have a glass or two. and then all of the sudden it's almost 4am and i'm still on the internet, oops.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #386 on:** 29 Mar 2014, 21:51 »

I am shanty singing drunk, which isn't much different from sober for me tbh.

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #387 on:** 04 Apr 2014, 06:06 »

So I am apparently the guy who gets drunk and buys toy soldiers now

Grognard · « **Reply #388 on:** 04 Apr 2014, 07:46 »

beat you to that one a few years back now.

I bought a company of BattleMechs while under the influence at 2010 Historicon.

PUI. not even once. trust us.

Loki · « **Reply #389 on:** 08 Apr 2014, 15:46 »

I will not send drunk emails about feelings
I will not send drunk emails about feelings.
I will not send drunk emails about feelings at 1 am.
Instead,
I will go to bed, thus doing the sensible thing.
I will also, when sober, consider why I like being drunk and how I can achieve that without alcohol.
I will also consider whether I should send an email on another topic to another guy who does not fit in because he ignores perfectly good opportunities to understand how people in the social circle he entered tick.
I will consider all of those things while sober.
I will not watch porn before going to bed because I am gonna feel like shit afterwards.
I will stop posting about my porn habits on a public forum.
I will stop writing a long rant on what I will and will not do.
I shall, however, thank the inventors of word autoauggest for their contributions to a sensible world.

Thrillho · « **Reply #390 on:** 09 Apr 2014, 03:28 »

Porn is awesome, you shouldn't feel bad.

Loki · « **Reply #391 on:** 09 Apr 2014, 03:58 »

Misworded due to being drunk. Not because of porn per se. Because of, ah, associated activities that belong in the TMI thread. If I already feel bad before said activities, I feel even worse after.

Patrick · « **Reply #392 on:** 01 May 2014, 03:22 »

hey uh. I'm lit as fuck. can I come chill, drunk thread?

Taekwondoin · « **Reply #393 on:** 02 May 2014, 16:13 »

Well I'm definitely drunker than I thought I was earlier. Christ I love Arbelour.

Thrillho · « **Reply #394 on:** 02 May 2014, 16:25 »

Aberlour! Now we're talking.

Taekwondoin · « **Reply #395 on:** 02 May 2014, 16:35 »

I would love to talk more about it, but typing more than 1 sentence is hard right now.

Thrillho · « **Reply #396 on:** 05 May 2014, 12:18 »

Oh I am just a walking corpse right now JESUS

Thrillho · « **Reply #397 on:** 10 May 2014, 17:01 »

I am

Drunk off my ass

~~GarandMarine~~ · « **Reply #398 on:** 10 May 2014, 18:11 »

I am drunk on my ass.

henri bemis · « **Reply #399 on:** 10 May 2014, 21:37 »

I am drunk, and an ass.

I should probably eat something soon.

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