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QC Captions Vol. 121
« on: 30 Jun 2013, 18:28 »

Sorry for the delay folks, I've only just returned from a weekend in Bedrock West Virginia. Anyhoo....FIRST IMAGE:



Enjoy!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #1 on: 30 Jun 2013, 18:47 »

Dora: Wow, he's really getting good at this!
Faye: Yeah, look at that attention to detail.
Penelope: You're seriously reading Volume 617 of Pintsize's tentacle rape hentai?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #2 on: 30 Jun 2013, 18:53 »

Dora: Holy Crap!
Faye: Daaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnng!
Penelope: He's Pizza Girl?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #3 on: 30 Jun 2013, 19:19 »

Dora: Wow... Raven's little black book has got a lot bigger over the years.
Penelope: Too big to confine to a book, by the looks of it.
Faye: Hey! When did SVEN get on there?!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #4 on: 30 Jun 2013, 22:40 »

Dora: "Wow. This is kinda hot."
Faye: "We should have him reenact that part. Wearing only his shiny glasses and a codpiece."
Penelope: "Meh, I already have a boyfriend."
Marigold (opening the door): "G'morning."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #5 on: 30 Jun 2013, 22:41 »

Dora: "Oh, no. We're getting inspected by the health department".
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #6 on: 01 Jul 2013, 00:27 »

Faye: Wow, we made that much last month?
Dora: I can't believe it myself.
Penelope: You missed a decimal point.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #7 on: 01 Jul 2013, 00:40 »

Dora: "Oh, no. We're getting inspected by the health department".

Faye:  "Well, don't look at me!" 

Penny: "Maybe you should start washing your hands before returning to work..."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #8 on: 01 Jul 2013, 04:31 »

FAYE: "Hell-ohhhh ..."
DORA (up an octave): "Hell-ohhhh ...
PENELOPE (up another octave): "Hell-ohhhh ... "
ALL THREE (not singing): "Hello!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #9 on: 01 Jul 2013, 06:54 »

FAYE: "Hell-ohhhh ..."
DORA (up an octave a third): "Hell-ohhhh ...
PENELOPE (up another octave a fifth): "Hell-ohhhh ... "
ALL THREE (not singing): "Hello!"

Sorry, my close-harmony senses were tingling...
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #10 on: 01 Jul 2013, 07:19 »

Well, don't that just melt your lug wrench.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #11 on: 01 Jul 2013, 08:25 »

Dora: Oh my gosh... Mr Jacques left the script for the rest of the year just lying around here...

(Anyone wanna help?)
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #12 on: 01 Jul 2013, 08:31 »

Faye: "Wait, Marty and Steve? I thought that was just a one-off joke. And what about Cosette?"
Pen-pen: "Screw Cosette, who the hell is this 'butcher' guy and why is he so pissed off with my Wil?"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #13 on: 01 Jul 2013, 08:34 »

Faye: Hmmm, this arc about Pintsize and Winslow getting married should be fun...
Dora: Ripped from the headlines, huh?
Penn-elope: Wait, the Roomba's officiating?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #14 on: 01 Jul 2013, 09:41 »

FAYE (reading): "Notice: To all employees and characters of the webcomic 'Questionable Content" ..."
DORA (reading): "... Economic conditions have necessitated readjustments in the personnel structure of the Comic ... "
PENELOPE: "Shit. And I just got off the bus."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #15 on: 01 Jul 2013, 09:42 »

Dora: Oh my gosh... Mr Jacques left the script for the rest of the year just lying around here...

(Anyone wanna help?)

FAYE: Butts!
DORA: Butts?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #16 on: 02 Jul 2013, 04:50 »

Dora: Oh my gosh... Mr Jacques left the script for the rest of the year just lying around here...

(Anyone wanna help?)

Faye:  "That's what he meant by, 'don't get comfortable?'"

Penny:  "He's trolling us, there's no way that he'd take us there.  I mean the shippers would just go insane, or more insane than normal."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #17 on: 02 Jul 2013, 08:56 »

Dora: Hats.
Faye: Hats!
Penelope: Hats?

Dora: Tapir in the library.
Faye: Honey-badger in the Kitchen.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #18 on: 02 Jul 2013, 15:09 »

DORA:  This is it... The Secret Bakery muffin recipe.  Do you KNOW what I had to do to get this?
FAYE:  You mean who?
PENPEN:  Lemme guess,  Jim?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #19 on: 02 Jul 2013, 16:08 »

DORA:  This is it... The Secret Bakery muffin recipe.  Do you KNOW what I had to do to get this?
FAYE:  You mean who?
PENPEN:  Lemme guess,  Jim?

DORA: No... I had to fly Marten's mother in. She can be very... persuasive.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #20 on: 02 Jul 2013, 16:24 »

DORA:  This is it... The Secret Bakery muffin recipe.  Do you KNOW what I had to do to get this?
FAYE:   Deep throat Jim?
PENPEN:  No no we're talking triple-chocolate with chocolate chips.  Anal for sure! 

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #21 on: 03 Jul 2013, 14:02 »

Second panel, folks! For this one, I was gonna put arrows on the speech bubbles to make it seem like Dale and the poor grocery guy were the ones talking, but I think it's better this way; now anyone could be doing the talking. Enjoy!

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #22 on: 03 Jul 2013, 14:04 »

  • But Masterpiece ignored the lessons from GarandMarine…
  • …and lost his knife a few seconds later.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #23 on: 03 Jul 2013, 14:06 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #24 on: 03 Jul 2013, 14:11 »

Remember what GarandMarine said about holding a knife like that? Also I don't see Dale as Dale anymore. In the forums it's definitely you… :-D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #25 on: 03 Jul 2013, 14:58 »

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #26 on: 03 Jul 2013, 16:39 »

Dale: "Kill! Kill! KILL!"
Grocery guy: "Hi, I'm Randy! I'm a grocery clerk! I'm eternal!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #27 on: 03 Jul 2013, 16:43 »

Dale:  Shrink, I want to kill.  I mean, I wanna, I
wanna kill.  Kill.  I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and
guts and veins in my teeth.  Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill,
KILL, KILL."  And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and
he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down
yelling, "KILL, KILL."

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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #28 on: 03 Jul 2013, 16:56 »

"What do you think of my stance and grip?"
"Look, here's an illustration of a better way to do it."
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #29 on: 03 Jul 2013, 17:02 »

DALE: "An elegant weapon from a more civilized age."
GROCERY GUY: "Ancient weapons and hokey gamer skills are no substitute for a good cash register at your side."

Or

DALE (thinking): "OK, I'm supposed to butcher and package a side of beef hanging somewhere. Is that it ...? Damn glowing glasses."

Or

GROCERY GUY: "That's not a knoife."
DALE: "Yes, it is."

Or

ALL: "Muad'dib! Muad'dib! MUAD'DIB!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #30 on: 03 Jul 2013, 17:05 »


ALL: "Muad'dib! Muad'dib! MUAD'DIB!"


Despite my superior entry above, this one is the WINNER!
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #31 on: 03 Jul 2013, 17:09 »

GROCERY GUY: "That's not a knoife."
DALE: "Yes, it is."


Bwahaha, my father always referenced the scene when we were on vacation to Croatia and he used the big bowie knife he keeps in the caravan.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #32 on: 03 Jul 2013, 19:29 »

Hanners:  "Is it over yet?" 

Marigold:  "This isn't even the scary part of the movie.  Besides, it's not like it's Blood Tree or anything." 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #33 on: 03 Jul 2013, 21:15 »

Steve: Thats not how you hold a knife!!
Marten: During or after your drinking binges?
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #34 on: 03 Jul 2013, 21:43 »

Remember what GarandMarine said about holding a knife like that? Also I don't see Dale as Dale anymore. In the forums it's definitely you… :-D

I could rewrite and post that big column on why you shouldn't hold a knife like that, and how you should hold it instead if enough people are interested XD
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #35 on: 04 Jul 2013, 06:23 »

We'll take your word on it. 
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #36 on: 04 Jul 2013, 06:34 »

Dale: "Now, all I have to do is shank this dude, and my guy can level up!"
Marigold: "OK. When I say that you've spent too much time on WoW, you know it must be a LOT!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #37 on: 05 Jul 2013, 06:33 »

-Traditionally speaking, the heart of a great warrior is often considered a worthy offering to a potential mate.

-Unfortunately for Randy here, hearts kinda look all alike, and who wants to organize a 40 man raid when you can just go to a grocery store?
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« Reply #38 on: 05 Jul 2013, 11:16 »

Dale:  Shrink, I want to kill.  I mean, I wanna, I wanna kill.  Kill.  I wanna, I wanna see, I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth.  Eat dead burnt bodies. I mean kill, Kill, KILL, KILL."  And I started jumpin up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL," and he started jumpin up and down with me and we was both jumping up and down yelling, "KILL, KILL."

Sargent:  You're our boy.

I've been meaning to say, great "Alice's Restaurant" reference!  :-D
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #39 on: 06 Jul 2013, 11:04 »

Dale:  "You'd go well with Fiva Beans."
GG:  "But I hate Chianti!"
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #40 on: 06 Jul 2013, 12:24 »

A wild Dale appears.
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Re: QC Captions Vol. 121
« Reply #41 on: 06 Jul 2013, 13:11 »

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« Reply #42 on: 07 Jul 2013, 03:59 »

A wild Dale appears.
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