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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #100 on: 03 Aug 2013, 02:38 »

Well that kind of puts a damper on things, doesn't it?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #101 on: 03 Aug 2013, 16:24 »

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« Reply #102 on: 03 Aug 2013, 16:26 »

Indeed.  There'll be the devil to pay for that pun.
I've always wondered why Satan never played for the Devils.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #103 on: 03 Aug 2013, 16:37 »

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #104 on: 03 Aug 2013, 20:58 »

Most everything is deerer
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #105 on: 08 Aug 2013, 02:42 »

What do rabbits use after taking a shower? A hare dryer.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #106 on: 09 Aug 2013, 14:22 »

*Fudd*
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #107 on: 14 Sep 2013, 14:23 »

Is someone who studies Egyptian looped crosses an ankhologist?
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« Reply #108 on: 14 Sep 2013, 17:28 »

Tut, tut, tut.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #109 on: 17 Sep 2013, 15:11 »

That pun filled me with ankhst; in fact I'm so upset, I might call my Mummy. Anubis expected to blunder, but an experienced punster should do better.
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« Reply #110 on: 17 Sep 2013, 22:47 »

SETIng the scene, or just checking if I was paying ATENtion to detail?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #111 on: 18 Sep 2013, 06:10 »

I don't sphinx too much of the direction of this thread. It's kind of an inverted pyramid.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #112 on: 20 Sep 2013, 21:16 »

My wife just showed me this...

Unfortunately, I'd never seen his picture before (I listen to radio, but don't watch TV much at all...) so I didn't get it at first. 


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« Reply #113 on: 20 Sep 2013, 22:10 »

This is my personal favorite for that joke.

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« Reply #114 on: 21 Sep 2013, 00:20 »

...I don't get it. I suppose it's a pun on some euphemism?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #115 on: 21 Sep 2013, 00:21 »

If you're not in the US, it is likely going to be hard to catch unless these things actually are across the various ponds. The pun is 'Putin on the Ritz'.

These being Ritz crackers



And this being 'Puttin' on the Ritz'

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« Reply #116 on: 21 Sep 2013, 03:16 »

Is vitriol throwing assault and battery acid?
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« Reply #117 on: 21 Sep 2013, 04:45 »

Two kids were arrested for eating batteries and fireworks.

One was charged but the other was let off.
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« Reply #118 on: 21 Sep 2013, 06:11 »

Must have been an electrifying experience. . .
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« Reply #119 on: 21 Sep 2013, 11:06 »

It is a current event after all.
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« Reply #120 on: 21 Sep 2013, 11:15 »

But revolting. And here we go again. Quick! Someone! Choose another topic!

Uh, animals?
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« Reply #121 on: 21 Sep 2013, 13:09 »

Yes, that line of punning should be tapired off.
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« Reply #122 on: 21 Sep 2013, 13:31 »

Raccoon we can pull this off?
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« Reply #123 on: 21 Sep 2013, 14:08 »

I Gnu this would happen.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #124 on: 21 Sep 2013, 14:48 »

And we cat stop it.

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« Reply #125 on: 21 Sep 2013, 15:22 »

This thread will dog us for ages.
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« Reply #126 on: 21 Sep 2013, 16:04 »

I think I may be allergic to it. Daschundheit!
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« Reply #127 on: 21 Sep 2013, 17:33 »

Hold on, I think I have some Alligatora here.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #128 on: 21 Sep 2013, 19:16 »

All these puns make me want to rabbit
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #129 on: 21 Sep 2013, 22:38 »

Well. far be it for me to add some Moa.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #130 on: 22 Oct 2013, 20:38 »

Today's math class was about practical applications of logarithms. One of these applications was interest - compound and continuous.

my quiet answer to everything the teacher said was "innnnntresting..."

either no one heard or no one acknowledged :P

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« Reply #131 on: 22 Oct 2013, 21:38 »

Maybe they considered it a matter of principal.
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« Reply #132 on: 23 Oct 2013, 16:12 »

Time to get Bardic for a change of direction and just for the halibut


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« Reply #133 on: 01 Nov 2013, 01:26 »

He was too polite. I even tried hypnotizing him into rudeness but he was in trance a gent.
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« Reply #134 on: 01 Nov 2013, 23:48 »

And humming a fugue?
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« Reply #135 on: 06 Nov 2013, 19:39 »

My wife's friend was holding a tuning fork.

Me: "If a shrimp fork is for eating shrimp, and a lobster fork is for eating lobster, what is a tuning fork for?"
Wife's friend: "Eating tuna?"
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« Reply #136 on: 06 Nov 2013, 19:49 »

*Rimshot*
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« Reply #137 on: 10 Nov 2013, 22:56 »

New topic: Shapes

That square with everyone?
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« Reply #138 on: 10 Nov 2013, 23:39 »

I am diagonally opposed to that.

Personally, I think it's a trapezoid.
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« Reply #139 on: 11 Nov 2013, 00:54 »

Another discussion that will go in circles.
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« Reply #140 on: 11 Nov 2013, 01:36 »

I don't think I'll participate. My ellipse are sealed.
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« Reply #141 on: 11 Nov 2013, 04:50 »

How about we just try angles, instead? 
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« Reply #142 on: 11 Nov 2013, 05:02 »

Well you lot really are coming at the conversation from all sides
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« Reply #143 on: 11 Nov 2013, 05:53 »

I feel like I need to go on vacation in anisotropic location.
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« Reply #144 on: 11 Nov 2013, 11:42 »

Maybe instead of being explicit we could described it in elliptical phrases.
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« Reply #145 on: 11 Nov 2013, 11:46 »

Or perhaps a more non-euclidian form of conversation?
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« Reply #146 on: 11 Nov 2013, 17:03 »

Just so long as it remains within the sphere of the discussion
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« Reply #147 on: 11 Nov 2013, 17:08 »

Did you hear the one about when the NSA rectangle a Merkel's car?
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« Reply #148 on: 11 Nov 2013, 17:13 »

Yes, nothing hyperbolic please.
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« Reply #149 on: 11 Nov 2013, 18:24 »

What about parabolic? I understand they produce a nice arc.
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