Topic: Random Puns (Read 411022 times)

Kugai · « **Reply #1150 on:** 16 Jun 2015, 16:59 »

There's a lager issue there I think.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1151 on:** 16 Jun 2015, 17:41 »

Quote from: Kugai on 16 Jun 2015, 16:59

There's a lager issue there I think.

Ale be the judge of that!

...

I'll be gin-tle. You could do bitter. Come bock with something more whisky, or your ass is glass

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1152 on:** 16 Jun 2015, 17:43 »

Don't be such a grump.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1153 on:** 16 Jun 2015, 18:11 »

I'll wine if I want! Dunkel the vibe!

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1154 on:** 16 Jun 2015, 18:11 »

Tequila this would be criminal

jwhouk · « **Reply #1155 on:** 16 Jun 2015, 19:16 »

As long as you're living the High Life, I don't think you have a problem.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1156 on:** 16 Jun 2015, 20:11 »

Look, I mean, while you ARE my Bud,weiser people have said different. Samuel, Adams, both those fucks would argue with you. I figure it's fine just stein where I am.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1157 on:** 16 Jun 2015, 20:47 »

If they're not friends with us, you can just Harpoon them for all I care. We all go Weyerbacher.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1158 on:** 16 Jun 2015, 21:33 »

Such unshakeable bonds are to be commended (get it? Like cocktail shaker?)

Some friends, though, turn out bad. Booze to them. Theor life is in the middle of a in a cockTail-spin, that they may or may not come out of alive.

Kugai · « **Reply #1159 on:** 16 Jun 2015, 23:27 »

Dammit Jim, Beam me up

jwhouk · « **Reply #1160 on:** 17 Jun 2015, 06:20 »

Tell your buddy Johnny to keep on walking.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1161 on:** 17 Jun 2015, 12:24 »

My car has a flat. Got a jack, Daniels?

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1162 on:** 17 Jun 2015, 13:23 »

No, but I got a screwdriver.

Sorry, maybe we can go all Macgyver on this, get something hammered out

Kugai · « **Reply #1163 on:** 17 Jun 2015, 14:44 »

We'll get this one nailed before we all become board

cesium133 · « **Reply #1164 on:** 17 Jun 2015, 14:47 »

"The Donald" running for president reminds me of a story from when I was in grad school. One of the guys in the lab went to Chicago to attend his sister's wedding. While he was there he stayed at Trump Tower and kept the key from his room after he left. After that, I only played spades a few more times. He always had a Trump card.

Kugai · « **Reply #1165 on:** 17 Jun 2015, 15:04 »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oShTJ90fC34

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1166 on:** 17 Jun 2015, 20:48 »

Eh. Too rich for my blood

Kugai · « **Reply #1167 on:** 17 Jun 2015, 22:42 »

Just vamp it up then

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1168 on:** 18 Jun 2015, 06:39 »

Quote from: Kugai on 17 Jun 2015, 22:42

Just vamp it up then

Eh, from what I've seen and heard, vampires suck. Being a werewolf sounds like a howling good time, at least.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1169 on:** 21 Jun 2015, 18:42 »

When it comes to hatchet brands, I'm extremely picky. Only the best, no axe-ceptions. Anything less wood not be cool.

Kugai · « **Reply #1170 on:** 21 Jun 2015, 23:07 »

I saw what you did there

looktall · « **Reply #1171 on:** 21 Jun 2015, 23:30 »

talk about hammering home a point.

Kugai · « **Reply #1172 on:** 21 Jun 2015, 23:32 »

That's a fact Jack

looktall · « **Reply #1173 on:** 30 Jun 2015, 20:10 »

nailed it.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1174 on:** 30 Jun 2015, 20:36 »

Here, I thought this thread was screwed

cesium133 · « **Reply #1175 on:** 30 Jun 2015, 20:45 »

You're all nuts. I'm going to bolt for the door.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1176 on:** 30 Jun 2015, 20:56 »

Are we nuts? You really wanna drill so deep into our collective psyche?

cesium133 · « **Reply #1177 on:** 30 Jun 2015, 20:59 »

I would, but I have to collet rather boring. I'll be milling around over there.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1178 on:** 30 Jun 2015, 21:19 »

Milling? You're barley stumbling.

Kugai · « **Reply #1179 on:** 01 Jul 2015, 14:20 »

And the Thread trips in a new direction

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1180 on:** 01 Jul 2015, 15:01 »

Call us Liam; we don't stay with One Direction.
(I hate myself already)

jwhouk · « **Reply #1181 on:** 01 Jul 2015, 17:14 »

You're not quite N'Sync with things here.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1182 on:** 01 Jul 2015, 17:19 »

Not quite a burn, its a mere 98 degrees.

cesium133 · « **Reply #1183 on:** 01 Jul 2015, 17:21 »

I was rather disappointed with Thanksgiving dinner. We had Limp Bizkits.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1184 on:** 01 Jul 2015, 17:24 »

The Korn was none too fresh, either.

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #1185 on:** 01 Jul 2015, 17:47 »

But afterwards we went out Smashing Pumpkins, so that was kind of fun.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1186 on:** 01 Jul 2015, 17:51 »

It was the best day ever, it was so much fun that we reached Nirvana.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1187 on:** 01 Jul 2015, 18:04 »

That was you, Neko-Ali? Come on, we were using soundgarden-ing techniques, and you had to mess it up?

Kugai · « **Reply #1188 on:** 01 Jul 2015, 18:18 »

Maybe she needs to be put in an Iron Maiden

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1189 on:** 01 Jul 2015, 18:44 »

That would be the Genesis of a new era, one built on torture, one I could never support in good faith. Surely we can find a compromise, some Oasis of goodwill towards each other?

Kugai · « **Reply #1190 on:** 01 Jul 2015, 20:09 »

That would make a Crowded House

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1191 on:** 01 Jul 2015, 20:35 »

Seems a Simple Plan

jwhouk · « **Reply #1192 on:** 01 Jul 2015, 21:31 »

What about Simple Minds?

looktall · « **Reply #1193 on:** 01 Jul 2015, 23:55 »

Quote from: jwhouk on 01 Jul 2015, 21:31

What about Simple Minds?

they're naughty by nature.

what we really need is a new order.

everything else is just a whisper in the noise.

jwhouk · « **Reply #1194 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 00:15 »

Look, I don't give a Flock of Seagulls about all this.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1195 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 06:43 »

Well then! Have I shown you The Doors?

jwhouk · « **Reply #1196 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 07:53 »

No, but I'll make like a Rolling Stone and (Fly)leaf.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1197 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 08:07 »

That'll be difficult, seeing as we've locked the door! Here, you'll need the Black Keys

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #1198 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 09:47 »

Can I borrow these Black Keys? I'm off on a Journey. I need to follow these White Stripes to go see the Queen.

Kugai · « **Reply #1199 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 11:23 »

She's probably on a 'Walkabout'. Don't worry though, I'm sure the BBC will cross to her Link in Park

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