Topic: Random Puns (Read 412089 times)

jwhouk · « **Reply #1200 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 14:31 »

Okay, that was a stretch, Yes?

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1201 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 14:39 »

Maybe. Who am I to judge, though?

cesium133 · « **Reply #1202 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 14:45 »

I've got an extensive road trip planned for Independence Day. Going to Chicago, Boston, Alabama, and Kansas.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1203 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 14:52 »

In other words, all over America.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #1204 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 16:23 »

It's a Big Country.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1205 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 16:52 »

Just as long as you're looking at the trip with Bright Eyes, it'll be okay

looktall · « **Reply #1206 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 16:58 »

if it doesn't end in megadeth, it'll be megafaun.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1207 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 17:37 »

Don't try to Spoon-feed me such silliness.

looktall · « **Reply #1208 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 18:06 »

what if i used a Grinspoon?

sorry. i took a bit of a Chicane there and it all became a bit of a Blur.

jwhouk · « **Reply #1209 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 19:25 »

So you got so dizzy you were seeing a Vertical Horizon?

looktall · « **Reply #1210 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 19:58 »

it was a real Oddjob.
i was away with the Pixies for a while there.
i thought at first it was the Morphine, but that turned out to be a Placebo.

and now i've put on My Morning Jacket and i'm heading out into the the Golden Smog.

EDIT: i have just noticed that instead of one, i now have two Stars.

Kugai · « **Reply #1211 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 19:58 »

With all that traveling, I just hope his Motorhead don't blow up

looktall · « **Reply #1212 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 20:04 »

if it does, you'll have to take it to Mike & The Mechanics.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1213 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 20:44 »

I just hope it's fun. Whatever it is, I hope it is fun.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #1214 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 21:54 »

Quote from: Kugai on 02 Jul 2015, 19:58

With all that traveling, I just hope his Motorhead don't blow up

If it does I can swap it with a Apollo440 c.i. v8 for him.

looktall · « **Reply #1215 on:** 02 Jul 2015, 23:55 »

Quote from: SubaruStephen on 02 Jul 2015, 21:54

Quote from: Kugai on 02 Jul 2015, 19:58
With all that traveling, I just hope his Motorhead don't blow up

If it does I can swap it with a Apollo440 c.i. v8 for him.

he might prefer a 78 saab.

Kugai · « **Reply #1216 on:** 03 Jul 2015, 17:09 »

I'd prefer a Range Rover

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1217 on:** 03 Jul 2015, 20:02 »

Quote from: Kugai on 03 Jul 2015, 17:09

I'd prefer a Range Rover

Question is, can you af-Ford one? Feel free to Dodge the question, I'm aware it's gauche to talk money amongst friendly strangers. I'm Audi.

looktall · « **Reply #1218 on:** 03 Jul 2015, 22:18 »

i'm barely Holden on with all these puns.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #1219 on:** 04 Jul 2015, 08:09 »

Me too, I've never been scuba diving, but I think all these puns are giving me the Benz.

cesium133 · « **Reply #1220 on:** 04 Jul 2015, 08:23 »

Be careful with that; you don't want to be KIA.

bhtooefr · « **Reply #1221 on:** 04 Jul 2015, 08:38 »

That would be quite the Saab story, if you forgot your Scubaru equipment.

Kugai · « **Reply #1222 on:** 04 Jul 2015, 15:50 »

Better to be Hyundai than that.

looktall · « **Reply #1223 on:** 04 Jul 2015, 16:44 »

There's been a few Noble efforts, but mostly there's a Lada bad car puns in this thread.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1224 on:** 04 Jul 2015, 17:10 »

Sorry, car based puns aren't exactly in my wheelhouse

looktall · « **Reply #1225 on:** 04 Jul 2015, 19:27 »

Wheelhouse?
Water you talking a boat?

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1226 on:** 04 Jul 2015, 21:23 »

Sorry, I'm rather stream of conscience.

looktall · « **Reply #1227 on:** 04 Jul 2015, 21:35 »

I guess I should come up with another water themed pun oar I'll be asked to leave.
Canoe see what I'm saying?

cesium133 · « **Reply #1228 on:** 04 Jul 2015, 21:36 »

It appears you've made quite a splash.

looktall · « **Reply #1229 on:** 05 Jul 2015, 00:34 »

So I sea.
I guess the quay to a good water themed pun is to harbour only ideas that are worth a dam and to send all others down the drain.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1230 on:** 05 Jul 2015, 04:36 »

I don't give a dam about 'good' water-based puns! If you haven't noticed, I'm more a qauntity over quality guy in this respect. The pool of possibilities is only so big, why not try to exhaust it entirely?

Kugai · « **Reply #1231 on:** 05 Jul 2015, 14:32 »

No need to Barque at us about it though.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1232 on:** 05 Jul 2015, 15:08 »

Just trying to bridge the gap in knowledge, is all. Wave goodbye to misunderstandings, I have corrected them.

Kugai · « **Reply #1233 on:** 06 Jul 2015, 00:19 »

Hope you were able to Ketch the humor in my Post though

looktall · « **Reply #1234 on:** 06 Jul 2015, 02:05 »

i did, Yawl.

Kugai · « **Reply #1235 on:** 06 Jul 2015, 13:53 »

That's Wherry good then.

looktall · « **Reply #1236 on:** 06 Jul 2015, 15:34 »

I sea what you did there.
Ferry clever.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1237 on:** 06 Jul 2015, 16:39 »

Wheel keeps on turning...

Kugai · « **Reply #1238 on:** 06 Jul 2015, 18:01 »

I'll just keep on paddling then

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1239 on:** 06 Jul 2015, 18:13 »

It gets hard after too long. Canoe do it, you think?

looktall · « **Reply #1240 on:** 06 Jul 2015, 18:49 »

it's worth a Punt.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1241 on:** 06 Jul 2015, 19:16 »

Just barge in and try it

Kugai · « **Reply #1242 on:** 06 Jul 2015, 20:53 »

Not if you get Tuged out of the way.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1243 on:** 07 Jul 2015, 05:38 »

Glad to hear you wouldn't sloop to such a level

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #1244 on:** 07 Jul 2015, 06:06 »

Now come on people. You know the rules about shipping on this forum. Surely you don't want this thread to be sunk, do you?

cesium133 · « **Reply #1245 on:** 07 Jul 2015, 06:19 »

This thread's Junk anyway.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1246 on:** 07 Jul 2015, 08:40 »

Yawl don't need to be so rude!*

I'm a-boat done anyway.

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Kugai · « **Reply #1247 on:** 07 Jul 2015, 15:59 »

I think there might be a few more miles to the Galleon to go before we hit the reef.

chaospersonified · « **Reply #1248 on:** 07 Jul 2015, 16:20 »

I dunno, I seem to have hit a Great Barrier

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #1249 on:** 07 Jul 2015, 17:07 »

It's not that bad, at least you didn't end up in the Showdown At the O.K. Coral.

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