Topic: Random Puns (Read 362821 times)

cesium133 · « **Reply #1650 on:** 27 Aug 2016, 15:44 »

Should we pull the brakes on this train of thought?

Kugai · « **Reply #1651 on:** 28 Aug 2016, 12:32 »

Well, it's either alternator carry on

Neko_Ali · « **Reply #1652 on:** 28 Aug 2016, 13:36 »

Eh, I always just flywheel by the seat of my pants. But if you want to shift gears I'm okay with that.

SubaruStephen · « **Reply #1653 on:** 28 Aug 2016, 18:59 »

Mitsubishi crankshafts would rather walk.

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Kugai · « **Reply #1654 on:** 30 Aug 2016, 16:13 »

Always going Ford though.

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #1655 on:** 31 Aug 2016, 04:08 »

Sure you couldn't Holden for a minute and let the rest of us catch up?

Kugai · « **Reply #1656 on:** 31 Aug 2016, 16:37 »

That wouldn't be a Lada effort.

Akima · « **Reply #1657 on:** 31 Aug 2016, 19:20 »

Let Skoda extra mile.

bhtooefr · « **Reply #1658 on:** 31 Aug 2016, 19:24 »

But, after we get Audi here, maybe we should take a SEAT.

Kugai · « **Reply #1659 on:** 31 Aug 2016, 23:28 »

Just so we don't Dodge the issue.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1660 on:** 01 Sep 2016, 02:37 »

I'm afraid people are going to get tired of this fuelishness and go to bed oily.

(Can anyone figure out how to make a fuel injector pun that neither confuses people nor explains too much and spoils the pun? It would be easy to go off the rails.)

Skewbrow · « **Reply #1661 on:** 02 Sep 2016, 11:27 »

Fiat lux!

cesium133 · « **Reply #1662 on:** 02 Sep 2016, 11:29 »

Quote from: Skewbrow on 02 Sep 2016, 11:27

Fiat lux!

God, please provide inspiration photons of people in their hour of darkness. Lumen.

Kugai · « **Reply #1663 on:** 02 Sep 2016, 14:03 »

I'm Schacht at all this.

jwhouk · « **Reply #1664 on:** 02 Sep 2016, 14:30 »

Just stay away from the coastlines there, Kugai, so we don't have to worry about you in the after-Schachts.

Kugai · « **Reply #1665 on:** 03 Sep 2016, 15:37 »

I'm aware of my enVeyronment. so don't worry

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1666 on:** 23 Sep 2016, 16:34 »

Someone on Jeph's Twitter feed pointed out that if Hannelore did break into houses and alphabetize people's bookshelves, then that would be organized crime.

jwhouk · « **Reply #1667 on:** 23 Sep 2016, 18:28 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 23 Sep 2016, 16:34

Someone on Jeph's Twitter feed pointed out that if Hannelore did break into houses and alphabetize people's bookshelves, then that would be organized crime.

Pun jar. NOW.

cesium133 · « **Reply #1668 on:** 23 Sep 2016, 18:48 »

If you hit someone with the pun jar in the northern part of the Subcontinent, is that a Pun Jab?

Tova · « **Reply #1669 on:** 23 Sep 2016, 18:50 »

Hannelore would get hired by the mob whenever someone needs to be sorted out.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1670 on:** 24 Sep 2016, 10:09 »

If I run for President my platform will be to ban garlic powder and shredded cheese. It's time to re-discover the lost art of making those fresh by using a grater.

MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN

cesium133 · « **Reply #1671 on:** 24 Sep 2016, 11:38 »

Here's hoping your platform performs well in the mainstream garlic press.

Kugai · « **Reply #1672 on:** 24 Sep 2016, 14:49 »

One has to be careful though, the Press can be a Nut Cracker when it wants to be.

bhtooefr · « **Reply #1673 on:** 25 Sep 2016, 12:12 »

https://twitter.com/tom_forsyth/status/779936424875266049

cesium133 · « **Reply #1674 on:** 25 Sep 2016, 14:49 »

I know these have been pun before, but I saw this today and it was indeed tearable.

Kugai · « **Reply #1675 on:** 25 Sep 2016, 16:27 »

Now you're just ripping things off

bhtooefr · « **Reply #1676 on:** 26 Sep 2016, 07:13 »

A friend of mine was talking about her fluid dynamics homework, and was complaining of having to do calculations involving p (pressure) and rho (density), which caused me to think of a pun.

Rho, rho, rho your boat, sink into the stream...

Kugai · « **Reply #1677 on:** 26 Sep 2016, 13:52 »

... Ha ha fooled you all, I'm a Submarine

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #1678 on:** 26 Sep 2016, 15:57 »

Sure you're not just drunk off port?

Kugai · « **Reply #1679 on:** 27 Sep 2016, 14:37 »

Well, that was a Stern talking too

Detachable Felix · « **Reply #1680 on:** 29 Sep 2016, 14:28 »

Let's hope this thread doesn't run aground

Kugai · « **Reply #1681 on:** 29 Sep 2016, 14:36 »

Or head into a storm of Hurricane proportions

bhtooefr · « **Reply #1682 on:** 29 Sep 2016, 14:53 »

Kugai · « **Reply #1683 on:** 29 Sep 2016, 15:33 »

hedgie · « **Reply #1684 on:** 30 Sep 2016, 03:13 »

At least it's not Fucking.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1685 on:** 01 Oct 2016, 02:40 »

Is a prisoner in solitary a single-cell organism?

Kugai · « **Reply #1686 on:** 01 Oct 2016, 14:00 »

Is the team bus parked right next to the field an example of Sideline Coaching?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1687 on:** 03 Oct 2016, 19:04 »

Quote from: bhtooefr on 29 Sep 2016, 14:53

Quote from: Not Bob Marley

I sought the serif!

cesium133 · « **Reply #1688 on:** 04 Oct 2016, 16:05 »

A pun I saw on Facebook:

Said into CB radio: What's today?
Reply: 10/4, good buddy.

Method of Madness · « **Reply #1689 on:** 04 Oct 2016, 16:11 »

Ha! I wish I heard it earlier today.

Kugai · « **Reply #1690 on:** 05 Oct 2016, 15:27 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 03 Oct 2016, 19:04

Quote from: bhtooefr on 29 Sep 2016, 14:53

Quote from: Not Bob Marley
I sought the serif!

At least it has Impact

cesium133 · « **Reply #1691 on:** 05 Oct 2016, 17:28 »

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Kugai · « **Reply #1692 on:** 06 Oct 2016, 22:54 »

Have you tried an Artiste Brewery?

bhtooefr · « **Reply #1693 on:** 07 Oct 2016, 05:14 »

Puns relating to an ongoing natural disaster, so spoilering it.

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Blue Kitty · « **Reply #1694 on:** 07 Oct 2016, 06:14 »

bhtooefr · « **Reply #1695 on:** 08 Oct 2016, 13:03 »

cesium133 · « **Reply #1696 on:** 13 Oct 2016, 17:45 »

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Pilchard123 · « **Reply #1697 on:** 14 Oct 2016, 15:15 »

That's awful, and I'm going to tell everyone I know.

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1698 on:** 24 Nov 2016, 01:30 »

How do you control sheriffs?

Grab 'em by the posse.

bhtooefr · « **Reply #1699 on:** 27 Nov 2016, 14:57 »

THESE FORUMS NOW CLOSED (read only)

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