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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1900 on: 24 Aug 2019, 09:51 »

What do you call someone who studies looped Egyptian crosses?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1901 on: 24 Aug 2019, 10:12 »

An ankheologist?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1902 on: 01 Sep 2019, 15:17 »

What do you call the press secretary for a bicycle club?

The spokesperson.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1903 on: 01 Sep 2019, 16:41 »

Okay, that one deserves one  :claireface:
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1904 on: 01 Sep 2019, 19:40 »

I disagree, it was awful and he should pedal his wares elsewhere.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1905 on: 03 Sep 2019, 03:52 »

Come on, let's not derail this thread...
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1906 on: 03 Sep 2019, 05:07 »

I think it would be recumbent to not continue on this course.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1907 on: 03 Sep 2019, 05:45 »

In tandem with our responsibility to not continue with this course, we should consider that nobody would pay a penny or a farthing to listen to these puns.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1908 on: 03 Sep 2019, 06:47 »

And so the vicious cycle continues. . . .
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1909 on: 03 Sep 2019, 17:36 »

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1910 on: 03 Sep 2019, 17:54 »

You all are just freewheeling with these puns. Put a fork in it, seriously.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1911 on: 03 Sep 2019, 20:39 »

Sorry, you're just saddled with us
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1912 on: 04 Sep 2019, 02:13 »

I think we need to change gears a bit, these are all just starting to chain together.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1913 on: 04 Sep 2019, 11:42 »

I don't see the link, there.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1914 on: 04 Sep 2019, 12:07 »

This is going downhill from here, unless you do something inchainous
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1915 on: 04 Sep 2019, 12:56 »

You all think you're a bunch of dynamos, pumping yourselves up like this, don't you.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1916 on: 04 Sep 2019, 20:06 »

You’re just recycling jokes now.

This is a bit meta.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1917 on: 04 Sep 2019, 20:27 »

How shocking, I don't think I can absorb all this at once, I'm in such suspension.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1918 on: 04 Sep 2019, 20:28 »

Now, let's not go off the handlebars...
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1919 on: 04 Sep 2019, 22:34 »

Q: What do you call the motors that drive power looms?

A: Warp engines.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1920 on: 05 Sep 2019, 07:06 »

would cubed beef be cow-a-dice?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1921 on: 06 Sep 2019, 02:37 »

Not to mince words with you, but yes.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1922 on: 06 Sep 2019, 05:59 »

What kind of animal do you get sausage from?
Groundhog.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1923 on: 06 Sep 2019, 07:03 »

Way to raise the steaks.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1924 on: 06 Sep 2019, 09:09 »

These meat puns aren't very cleaver.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1925 on: 06 Sep 2019, 17:19 »

I'll admit, they're a bit lean on the imagination. No need to shank us about it though mate.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1926 on: 06 Sep 2019, 17:23 »

This bloody thread.  :roll:
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1927 on: 06 Sep 2019, 17:24 »

You know, I'm sure I have another meat pun, but I'm certain I'd butcher it.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1928 on: 06 Sep 2019, 17:25 »

This bloody thread.  :roll:

Hey, a good meat pun is a rare medium well done.
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« Reply #1929 on: 06 Sep 2019, 18:03 »

Fuck, ok, you win. No bones about it.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1930 on: 07 Sep 2019, 09:04 »

This bloody thread.  :roll:

Hey, a good meat pun is a rare medium well done.

this reminds me of a bad joke:
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1931 on: 08 Sep 2019, 23:47 »

Noseguard is a dangerous anagram.
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