Topic: Random Puns (Read 412398 times)

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1900 on:** 24 Aug 2019, 09:51 »

What do you call someone who studies looped Egyptian crosses?

LTK · « **Reply #1901 on:** 24 Aug 2019, 10:12 »

An ankheologist?

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1902 on:** 01 Sep 2019, 15:17 »

What do you call the press secretary for a bicycle club?

The spokesperson.

hedgie · « **Reply #1903 on:** 01 Sep 2019, 16:41 »

Okay, that one deserves one

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #1904 on:** 01 Sep 2019, 19:40 »

I disagree, it was awful and he should pedal his wares elsewhere.

bhtooefr · « **Reply #1905 on:** 03 Sep 2019, 03:52 »

Come on, let's not derail this thread...

jwhouk · « **Reply #1906 on:** 03 Sep 2019, 05:07 »

I think it would be recumbent to not continue on this course.

cesium133 · « **Reply #1907 on:** 03 Sep 2019, 05:45 »

In tandem with our responsibility to not continue with this course, we should consider that nobody would pay a penny or a farthing to listen to these puns.

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #1908 on:** 03 Sep 2019, 06:47 »

And so the vicious cycle continues. . . .

Akima · « **Reply #1909 on:** 03 Sep 2019, 17:36 »

Quote from: Is it cold in here? on 01 Sep 2019, 15:17

The spokesperson.

Rim-shot!

bhtooefr · « **Reply #1910 on:** 03 Sep 2019, 17:54 »

You all are just freewheeling with these puns. Put a fork in it, seriously.

Akima · « **Reply #1911 on:** 03 Sep 2019, 20:39 »

Sorry, you're just saddled with us

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #1912 on:** 04 Sep 2019, 02:13 »

I think we need to change gears a bit, these are all just starting to chain together.

Thrillho · « **Reply #1913 on:** 04 Sep 2019, 11:42 »

I don't see the link, there.

cybersmurf · « **Reply #1914 on:** 04 Sep 2019, 12:07 »

This is going downhill from here, unless you do something inchainous

bhtooefr · « **Reply #1915 on:** 04 Sep 2019, 12:56 »

You all think you're a bunch of dynamos, pumping yourselves up like this, don't you.

Tova · « **Reply #1916 on:** 04 Sep 2019, 20:06 »

You’re just recycling jokes now.

This is a bit meta.

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #1917 on:** 04 Sep 2019, 20:27 »

How shocking, I don't think I can absorb all this at once, I'm in such suspension.

cesium133 · « **Reply #1918 on:** 04 Sep 2019, 20:28 »

Now, let's not go off the handlebars...

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1919 on:** 04 Sep 2019, 22:34 »

Q: What do you call the motors that drive power looms?

A: Warp engines.

cybersmurf · « **Reply #1920 on:** 05 Sep 2019, 07:06 »

would cubed beef be cow-a-dice?

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #1921 on:** 06 Sep 2019, 02:37 »

Not to mince words with you, but yes.

cesium133 · « **Reply #1922 on:** 06 Sep 2019, 05:59 »

What kind of animal do you get sausage from?
Groundhog.

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #1923 on:** 06 Sep 2019, 07:03 »

Way to raise the steaks.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #1924 on:** 06 Sep 2019, 09:09 »

These meat puns aren't very cleaver.

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #1925 on:** 06 Sep 2019, 17:19 »

I'll admit, they're a bit lean on the imagination. No need to shank us about it though mate.

Tova · « **Reply #1926 on:** 06 Sep 2019, 17:23 »

This bloody thread.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #1927 on:** 06 Sep 2019, 17:24 »

You know, I'm sure I have another meat pun, but I'm certain I'd butcher it.

TheEvilDog · « **Reply #1928 on:** 06 Sep 2019, 17:25 »

Quote from: Tova on 06 Sep 2019, 17:23

This bloody thread.

Hey, a good meat pun is a rare medium well done.

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #1929 on:** 06 Sep 2019, 18:03 »

Fuck, ok, you win. No bones about it.

cybersmurf · « **Reply #1930 on:** 07 Sep 2019, 09:04 »

Quote from: Castlerook on 06 Sep 2019, 17:25

Quote from: Tova on 06 Sep 2019, 17:23
This bloody thread.

Hey, a good meat pun is a rare medium well done.

this reminds me of a bad joke:

Quote

Confucius says:
It's good for girl to meet boy in park.
but it's better for boy to park meat in girl.

Tova · « **Reply #1931 on:** 08 Sep 2019, 23:47 »

Noseguard is a dangerous anagram.

hedgie · « **Reply #1932 on:** 22 Sep 2019, 16:20 »

Considering how many NPCs and locations I've stolen from Discworld for the first major city that my players encounter, even my own ideas have taken a turn for the pune:
The bar that the city guard in the slums drinks at is called "The Bent Copper", the local purveyor of stolen goods runs a shop called "The Good Neighbour", and the advice columnist in the local paper (UK forumites will get this one immediately) is a priestess of the goddess of pain.

LeeC · « **Reply #1933 on:** 30 Sep 2019, 08:16 »

LeeC · « **Reply #1934 on:** 07 Oct 2019, 12:24 »

I think a great name for a minor or peewee hockey team is the "Chilly Dogs"

A play on words of Chili Dogs and being cold (chilly)

LeeC · « **Reply #1935 on:** 15 Oct 2019, 11:00 »

LeeC · « **Reply #1936 on:** 22 Oct 2019, 07:21 »

Blue Kitty · « **Reply #1937 on:** 28 Dec 2019, 07:25 »

Quote from: Tumblr user mistressdratha:

“you get a potion and the alchemist tells you ‘this potion will cure you’ and you're like 'hell yeah health potion’ and you drink it and turn into salami”

cesium133 · « **Reply #1938 on:** 30 Jan 2020, 11:05 »

I went to the zoo and they had an empty cage that only contained a baguette. It was bread in captivity.

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #1939 on:** 01 Feb 2020, 03:14 »

Don't have to be so rye about it mate.

cybersmurf · « **Reply #1940 on:** 01 Feb 2020, 03:20 »

Quote from: RedWolf4 on 01 Feb 2020, 03:14

Don't have to be so rye about it mate.

I don't get that one.

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #1941 on:** 01 Feb 2020, 03:55 »

Is it cold in here? · « **Reply #1942 on:** 01 Feb 2020, 10:43 »

I'm sure it felt kneaded.

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #1943 on:** 01 Feb 2020, 21:40 »

You can always expect someone to rise to the occasion.

cybersmurf · « **Reply #1944 on:** 02 Feb 2020, 06:20 »

Quote from: RedWolf4 on 01 Feb 2020, 03:55

Wry.

Thank you.
I guess this is one of the moments where my non-native-speaker-ness shows

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #1945 on:** 02 Feb 2020, 21:27 »

Eh, it's not really a word in common usage these days either I think, so it's not like you'd have heard it regularly enough to make the leap probably.

Pilchard123 · « **Reply #1946 on:** 05 Feb 2020, 12:51 »

I went to a zoo and they only had one animal. It was a Shih Tzu.

RedWolf4 · « **Reply #1947 on:** 05 Feb 2020, 14:31 »

That's ruff buddy.

hedgie · « **Reply #1948 on:** 05 Feb 2020, 14:56 »

Quote from: Pilchard123 on 05 Feb 2020, 12:51

I went to a zoo and they only had one animal. It was a Shih Tzu.

OT, but I've always wanted to breed Shih Tzus and Cocker Spaniels and sell the results as "shit-cocks".

cybersmurf · « **Reply #1949 on:** 06 Feb 2020, 13:55 »

Quote from: hedgie on 05 Feb 2020, 14:56

Quote from: Pilchard123 on 05 Feb 2020, 12:51
I went to a zoo and they only had one animal. It was a Shih Tzu.

OT, but I've always wanted to breed Shih Tzus and Cocker Spaniels and sell the results as "shit-cocks".

Sounds dirty. I mean, with legs as short as theirs, and the fur length, you'll have to clean them all the time.

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