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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1950 on: 08 Feb 2020, 11:29 »

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1951 on: 08 Feb 2020, 16:10 »

pain staking would be driving a stake through the heart of a baguette also that so-called "pun" doesn't work at all when you read it out aloud nggghghhhhhhhh  :psyduck:
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1952 on: 10 Feb 2020, 14:44 »

pain staking would be driving a stake through the heart of a baguette also that so-called "pun" doesn't work at all when you read it out aloud nggghghhhhhhhh  :psyduck:

Go away, you with your inpainatrable logic!
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1953 on: 10 Feb 2020, 23:05 »

nggghghhhhhhhh
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1954 on: 11 Feb 2020, 02:35 »

Is Roko pansexual?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1955 on: 13 Feb 2020, 08:04 »

Is a melody that makes you fall asleep a naptune?
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1956 on: 14 Feb 2020, 03:56 »

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1957 on: 14 Feb 2020, 04:15 »

You take your like and you get out.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1958 on: 14 Feb 2020, 09:05 »

What's a vacuum's favourite dance?

The roomba.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1959 on: 24 Feb 2020, 23:49 »

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.

The rabbit says, I think I might be a type o.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1960 on: 27 Feb 2020, 02:56 »

Bloody hell.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1961 on: 01 Mar 2020, 06:37 »

No matter how meaty you are, a falling star is meteor.
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« Reply #1962 on: 18 Mar 2020, 23:56 »

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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1963 on: 16 Apr 2020, 18:11 »

How do glasses help you with math?

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I've never seen the show, but this comic makes Sailor Venus my favorite.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1964 on: 08 May 2020, 08:07 »

I went to Southern California and had breakfast on the beach. It was the worst waffle I ever had: a sandy Eggo.
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1965 on: 08 May 2020, 11:48 »

I went to Southern California and had breakfast on the beach. It was the worst waffle I ever had: a sandy Eggo.

Stay classy, Cesium.  :roll:
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Re: Random Puns
« Reply #1966 on: 24 May 2020, 21:15 »

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